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Śïmanu Maźomja

2026-05-01T23:38:47Z

Octothorpe: Created page with "'''Śïmanu Maźomja''' (or Shymanu Mazhomja) is a Śahanic comedian who works as a journalist''<nowiki>[</nowiki>citation needed<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' for The Carrot. They are most notable for their posts on Triwát detailing their travel through multiple alternate ŋuniverses. == Biography == === Early Life === Not much is known about their early life. It is, however, known that they are from Tocjaǵa Śahan and have lived in [..."

'''Śïmanu Maźomja''' (or Shymanu Mazhomja) is a [[Tocjaǵa Śahan|Śahanic]] comedian who works as a journalist''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[citation needed]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>'' for [[The Carrot]]. They are most notable for their posts on [[Triwát]] detailing their travel through multiple alternate ŋuniverses.
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
Not much is known about their early life. It is, however, known that they are from Tocjaǵa Śahan and have lived in [[Crask Beach]] their entire life.

=== March 2026 ===
On 21 March 2026, Maźomja made a Triwát post detailing how they think they've somehow hopped ŋuniverses. They said that they had woken up in [[Neu Tocoselesi]] (which was not bombed) despite being Śahanic. The reason for this is unknown (except out-of-lore, where it's because they were run by the same person).

The nature of this ŋuniverse is essentially "pre-retcon": [[Tanylezi]] still exists, and had won the [[Tanylezi Civil War]]; several things related to [[Mico]] are pre-retcon (like Stemon's last name); [[Nguhrovision 2025]] was not cancelled; and multiple countries never existed. Some things, however, stray from this 'theme', like [[Lux Moniridia]] (still known as Iris) reportedly "crashing out" at [[Nguhrovision 2024]] and ending it early.

Maźomja's Triwát post caught the attention of [[Connor Hayes]], who asked about the ŋuniverse that they were in. They kept in correspondence until Hayes hypothesized that Maźomja would return to the prime timeline by May.

=== May 2026 ===
Connor Hayes was wrong lmao
WIP

BIG SHOT MINECRAP SALE!!!

2026-04-06T01:26:28Z

Octothorpe: the table of contents pissed me off if anyone wants it back they can revert it but

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{| class="wikitable"
|+SOLD!
!NAME
!SCENERY
!PROUD OWNER
!DATE OF PURCHASE
!FAQ
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Evil Chile]]
| rowspan="2" |[[File:Wacky_Border.png|frameless]]
| rowspan="2" |[[Evil Scamming Country]]
| rowspan="2" |5 December 2024
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''
|-
|A: The one block-thick outline of the entire former Wacky West's land borders. Thickness in the map is not to scale.
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Gazhelant]]
| rowspan="2" |[[File:Vilantnen-Wacky_West_map.png|frameless]]
| rowspan="2" |[[Vilantnen]]
| rowspan="2" |20 January 2025
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''
|-
|A: The territory is an offset grid pattern, where each block (black) is a part of the territory and the space in between (white) them is not. Block sizes and distances in the map are not to scale.[[File:Vilantnen-Wack_West_border_pattern.png|center|frameless|68x68px]]
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Abstinence]]
| rowspan="2" |[[File:CMCic_Abstinence.png|right|frameless|300x300px]]
| rowspan="2" |[[T'anshilebs]]
| rowspan="2" |20 April 2025
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''
|-
|A: The former Duzhauzech Parish with the exception of its 1-block thick coast.
|-
| rowspan="4" |[[La Consequéncia deis Accions caoticas d'Ánuan]]
| rowspan="4" |[To be added]
| rowspan="4" |[[Annwan]]
| rowspan="4" |16 February 2025
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''
|-
|A: Exactly the same as Gazhelant, but offset by one block (north) in the Z direction (shown in green).[[File:CACA_Gazhelant_Pattern.png|center|frameless|66x66px]]
|-
|'''Q: Is it a part of [[Imerchal]], Annwan's most famous and greatous countrie?'''
|-
|A: No. It is Annwan's private territory.
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Democratic Free People's Autonomous Social Democratic Republic of Smalland]]
| rowspan="2" |[To be added]
| rowspan="2" |[[Foobar]]
| rowspan="2" |16 February 2025
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''
|-
|A: A 3x3 grid.
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Bootland]]
| rowspan="2" |[To be added]
| rowspan="2" |[[Lux]]
| rowspan="2" |21 April 2025
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''
|-
|A: Boot
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Evil Scamming Country (Condominium of Chaos)|Evil Scamming Country]]
| rowspan="2" |[[File:Wacky_burgers.png|center|frameless|301px]]
| rowspan="2" |[[Hummus]]
| rowspan="2" |27 April 2025
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''
|-
|A: The same shape as the [[Evil Scamming Country]] but smaller
|}
EVERY PURCHASE COMES WITH [Freedom] ACCEPTANCE INTO [[Condominium of Chaos|[Condominium of Chaos]]].

== MORƎ OFFƎRS ==
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No available deals at this time.
[[Category:World events]]

Howard

2026-04-04T20:19:11Z

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{{Infobox person|name=Howard|photo=i'll get one soon|photo-label=Carl Cafaceu's 100% real appearance|pronouns=N/A. Howard is referred to by Howard's name only.|born=25 December 4 BCE<ref>See also [[w:Jesus of Nazareth|Jesus of Nazareth]]</ref>|other-names=|nationality=[[Tocjaǵa Śahan|Śahanic]]|died=}}
'''Howard''' is a small stuffed raccoon that is the Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, and Judges (all of them) of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]. Howard is not known to talk to the people, and instead speaks through a representative. This is, in canon, because Howard is a massive stoner and doesn't want to leave Howard's room.

== List of Representatives of Howard ==

* [[Carl|Carl Not-Cafaceu]], from Tocjaǵa Śahan's inception to 1 January 2025

* [[Nico St. Damian]], from 1 January 2025 to the present.

== Footnotes ==

Howard

2026-04-04T20:15:29Z

Octothorpe:

'''Howard''' is a small stuffed raccoon that is the Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, and Judges (all of them) of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]. Howard is not known to talk to the people, and instead speaks through a representative. This is, in canon, because Howard is a massive stoner.

== List of Representatives of Howard ==

* [[Carl|Carl Not-Cafaceu]], from Tocjaǵa Śahan's inception to 1 January 2025

* [[Nico St. Damian]], from 1 January 2025 to the present

List of electoral systems by ŋation

2026-04-04T20:14:54Z

Octothorpe:

The table below lists electoral systems by [[Ŋation|'''ŋation''']] in alphabetical order, used to elect national legislatures and heads of state and government.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+
!Country
!Body or office
!Type of body or office
!Electoral system
!Notes
|-
! rowspan="2" |[[Araçana]]
|Pola Oçhuse
|Unicameral legislature
|[[w:Single_non-transferable_vote|Single non-transferable vote]]
|Country divided into 4 districts whose numbers of elected candidates depend on population.
|-
|Mayor
|Head of government
|[[w:First-past-the-post_voting#|First-past-the-post]]
|Indirect, elected by and ''de facto'' from the Pola Oçhuse
|-
! rowspan="3" |[[Free City of Yetch Bay|Imerchal]]
|Grand Council
|Lower chamber of legislature
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzb7hABRHIM Proportional-past-the-post]
|Modified for approval voting
|-
|College
|Upper chamber of legislature
|[[wikipedia:Droop quota|Droop quota]] + [[wikipedia:Largest remainder method|largest remainders]]
|Not universal: Elected by and among tenured civil servants
|-
|Directorate
|Executive council
|[[wikipedia:Borda count|Borda count]]
|Indirect, elected by and among the College
|-
! rowspan="3" |[[Kozdenen]]
|Common Council
|Lower chamber of legislature
|[[wikipedia:Droop quota|Droop quota]] + [[wikipedia:Largest remainder method|largest remainders]]
|Country divided into 2 and 3 seat constituencies
|-
|Signory
|Upper chamber of legislature
|[[wikipedia:Borda count|Borda count]]
|Two representatives per profession class
|-
|Doge
|Head of state and government
|[[wikipedia:Borda count|Borda count]]
|Indirect, elected by and from the Signory
|-
! [[Rauratoshan]]
| [[Parliament of Rauratoshan]]
| Unicameral legislature
| First-past-the-post
| Country divided into 5 districts with 5 candidates each. Every election term, the two longest-running incumbents run for reelection, with lower approval ratings in their last election preferred if there are ties for second place. Two or more challengers are chosen in primaries, with either the top 2 candidates or all candidates with at least 25% approval in primaries (whichever is larger) challenging the incumbents in the general election; the top 2 in the general election are elected.
|-
![[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
|[[Howard]]
|????
|???
|I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
|}

The Chicken Bible

2026-03-29T19:00:46Z

Octothorpe:

'''The Chicken Bible''' is the central text of [[Chickenism]].

== Synopsis ==

=== The Scatter ===
[[Cotje]], being formed from a scatter of materials, creates a world from the sound waves of an amethyst instrument. They make humans and there are cities and wars on the earth. There was a great city known as Coćene that was led by [[Jemiń of Faj]].

=== 1 Janacoće ===
After Coćene fell, Cotje tells Janacoće to collect all of their followers so that their people may be taken away to a new land, where there are blue walls that reach the sky. Janacoće does and many things occur. Janacoće gets a lapse in faith and is saved from exile by Cotje. literally just budget exodus idfk

IF YOU SEE THIS TELL @nico.the.raccoon. TO WRITE MORE OF THE CHICKEN BIBLE

== Old Version ==
Before the Chickenism Rewrite, Chickenism was a [[Tanylezi]] religion with its own Chicken Bible. It's kind of buns but you can read it at select libraries.

Fruitcat

2026-03-29T19:00:28Z

Octothorpe:

'''Fruitcat''' is a language spoken in [[Tocjaǵa Śahan|Tocjaǵa Śahan.]]{{Infobox language|name=Fruitcat|family=Isolate|era=Nowadays...|scripts=Latin Script|country=[[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]|demonym=Fruitcat|endonym=Fruitcat|number=????|usage=National Language (i guess??)|lang-code=FCT}}

If you see this page, ping @nico.the.raccoon. and tell them to WORK ON THE GODDAMN WIKI PAGE

== Phonology ==
{| class="wikitable"
!
!Labial
!Dental
!Alveolar
!Post-Alveolar
!Palatal
!Velar
|-
|Nasal
|m
|
|n
|
|ń
|
|-
|Stop
|p b
|
|t d
|
|
|c g
|-
|Fricative
|
|
|ts dz
|ć ǵ
|
|
|-
|Affricate
|f v
|þ ð
|s z
|ś ź
|
|h
|-
|Liquid
|w
|
|l
|
|j
|(w)
|-
|Tap
|
|
|r
|
|
|
|}
{| class="wikitable"
!
!Front
!Mid
!Back
|-
|High
|i
|ï
|u
|-
|Mid
|e
|ë
|o
|-
|Low
|
|a
|
|}
[[Category: Languages]]
[[Category:Language]]

Triwát

2026-03-19T14:37:27Z

Octothorpe:

[[File:Triwat.png|thumb|Triwát's logo, designed by [[sq]]]]
'''Triwát''' (from [[Śácamþaśá]] {{Script|script=thl|t=!twarit!}} [triβ̞ʷɒːt], meaning ‘go!, forwards! or praise!’), stylized as '''triwát!''', is a social media website hosted in [[Keltechra]].

== Guide ==

Posts consist of three parts: the title, the tags, and the body. Tags are very important for sorting and feeds, and misspellings of them should be corrected. They are preceded with the character &. Replies only contain the body. Anonymous posting is not allowed.

The symbol * indicates a user. If the username is preceded with **, it means the user has silenced notifications from replies to the post or reply. Usernames can include most printable Unicode characters other than whitespace, within reason. They can also be changed once every 30 days.

Users can follow other users and tags. All posts from followed users and all posts that include followed tags will show up on their feed, in reverse chronological order.

There are several boards on Triwát, which have different requirements for access. The most important of which is <tt>g</tt> "general", which all users can always see and does not needed to be specified. Others include <tt>x</tt> for r5<ref>/oorp Nguhcord moderation has confirmed that this board shouldn't be posted on</ref>, <tt>m</tt> for reports and moderation actions (open to autotrusted users), and <tt>a</tt> for mute appeals (open to tempmuted or permmuted users and moderation).

== List of known users ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="margin:auto"
|-
! Triwát Username !! Player !! Description !! Past aliases
|-
|*''darkorangeleaf''
| rowspan="9" |[[User:Cinthyr|cinthyr]]
|Sirenguarded immigrant to [[Keltechra]], living in Ugeļța, KE
|
|-
|*''VioletOnAVine''
|Keltechran living in [[Tarpoenstad]], KE
|
|-
|*''Andasin [MOD]''
|Keltechran student of Mechanical Engineering at the University of Kozdenen, moderator on Triwát
|
|-
|*''madalenaa''
|Real name Madalena Ańelli, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Keltechra. Lives in Tarpoenstad, KE
|
|-
|*''ngods_favorite_flower [ADMIN]''
|Administrator on Triwát, in charge of PR
|
|-
|*''türüþń-sea''
|Keltechran Śácamþań who makes music in their spare time. Born in Saqár.
|*''turufnj_sea''
|-
|*''dir-waichi''
|Deer from [[Port Marcy]], KC
|
|-
|*''ascultasne-sa-musica''
|Professional musician in Keltechra
|
|-
|*''iLoveSoup''
|Veteran of Triwát, unknown origin
|
|-
|*''Quing_ßlanty_I''
|[[Szlanty|ßlanty]]
|[[Szlanty|Quing ßlanty I]] of [[Nāroňpār]]
|*''Quing_Szlanty_I''
|-
|*''sheeponatrain''
| rowspan="4" |[[User:Annwan|Annwan]]
|Delivery worker residing in a small studio in a [[Chalmosique|Chalmosican]] Hab complex
|
|-
|*''nrmirénal''
|Elementary teacher in Ojovila, FCYB
|*''nrmirenal''
|-
|''*&18685621''
|(deleted) A Gendarmarià officer involved into the Sirenguarded temporary administration
|''*burnerAccount69963''
|-
|*''m-í-vinerálts''
|Cook in a restaurant in Oestpòrt
|*''m-i-vineralts''
|-
|*''kiwawa994''
|rowspan=3|[[User:JayOkamiyu|Brëdcrumbs]]
|Kaipanese citizen (nonbinary, cat) residing in Gainara, Aoga Province, [[Kaipa|Republic of Kaipa]].
|
|-
|*''mistydani''
|Full name Dani Harabazu. Kaipanese citizen (female, deer) living in Lilac City, Aoga Province, Republic of Kaipa.
|
|-
|*''UkiamEsat''
|Kaipanese citizen (male, stoat) living somewhere in Onha Province, Republic of Kaipa.
|
|-
|*''turuþnáqŋytásas''
| rowspan="5" |[[User:Pikkuhiljaa|Þuńiśa]]
|Angry musician in [[Maraśa]]
|*''turuthnaaqngytaasas''
|-
|*''fisa4ever''
|Middle-aged woman and sailor in Maraśa, originally from Þumfeþyjif, Miŋejácár
|
|-
|*''furiuláraaifit''
|Spicy food connaisseuse in Maraśa
|*''furiulaaraaifit''
|-
|*''truthseeker''
|Conspiracy fanatic living in [[Þunan Ŋáce]].
|
|-
|*''wyiŋaq-cáśy''
|Former Queen of [[Maraśa]], now priestess to the Thasusan exclaves.
|
|-
|''*user2703942''
| rowspan="7" |[[StemonWasHere|Stemon]]
|A [[Rose Corp]] employee who's in debt to the [[Sǐppæ̌ht clan|Sǐppæ̌ht clan]]
|
|-
|*''SirenballPT''
|A [[Ŋountryballs]] artist in [[Sirenguard]]
|
|-
|''*StemonWasHere''
|President of Sirenguard Autonomous District
|
|-
|*''AdminSam''
|[[Admin Sam]], moderator of [[Āwjāŋŋāj]] forum
|*''AdminSamAJNg''
|-
|''*Mr.Tennisball''
|[[Mr. Tennisball]]
|''*MrTennisball''
|-
|''*NiLiJikiSuki''
|A [[Kirin|Kirinian]]
|
|-
|''*sannanparykowu''
|Pro-Stemon business owner from [[Yija]]
|
|-
|*''&74286830''
|[[sq]]
|Professional ragebaiter who has the username of [[Admin Sam]] (deleted)
|*''AdminSam''
|-
|''*JohnEsperanto''
| rowspan="3" |[[User:Poppingcorn|popping_corn]]
|Pepuakaijan author
|
|-
|*''StevenPaperseller''
|Sells paper in Pepuakaija
|
|-
|*''SomeRandomTurtle''
|Lives in Pepuakaija but hates everything about it
|
|-
|''*adnarthrowawayX''
| rowspan="2" |[[User:Adnagaporp|Adnagaporp]]
|Pro-[[Adnar]] throwaway accounts, probably ran by the [[Adnagaporp|Supreme Leader]].
|
|-
|''*bigamogus''
|[[Big Amogus]] impersonator.
|
|-
|*''RivuléRainworld''
| rowspan="3" |[[Rivulé Rainworld]]
|[[Rivulé Rainworld]], allegedly
|
|-
|*''itsEesti''
|Resident of Paz Kiiam
|
|-
|*''Katingamma''
|Resident of Paz Kiiam
|
|-
|*''tocjagas_greatest_queer''
| rowspan="7" |[[Carl]]
|Resident of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
|
|-
|*''user616''
|[[Tanylezi|Tanyleziphilic]] asshole of unknown nationality
|
|-
|*''greenorchid''
|Person of unknown nationality who went to [[Neu Tocoselesi]], [[Tanylezi]] for a period of time.
|
|-
|*''janacoće1843861''
|Resident of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]. Did not know who [[Cassandra Watkins]] was until November 11th, 2025 at 8:08 PM EST.
|
|-
|''*CarlNotCafaceu''
|[[Carl-Not-Cafaceu]]
|
|-
|''*NicoStDamian''
|[[Nico St. Damian]]
|
|-
|*burner393846
|[[Mico|Micoan]] conspiracy theorist, believes [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]] is making plants to take over Mico.
|
|-
|*''ngâscended''
| rowspan="3" | [[Astaryuu]]
|Hanbi Ngâ, student of the [[Royal Academy of Rauratoshan Kingdom|RARK]]. Notable offline for essentially being the "Deez Nuts (I)" of Rauratoshan. (OORP: {{galaxysys|Sparkle}})
|-
|*''hanahakihearts''
|A [[Rokadong]]-speaking, thus presumably [[Rauratoshan]]ian, holographic kitsune. (OORP: {{galaxysys|Youmu}})
|-
|*''meliorraesma''
|A quite-online [[New Maeksikeo]]-residing Kardonian who is really into cats. (OORP: {{galaxysys|Yankee}})
|-
|*''bigsene''
| rowspan="7" |[[User:Sebroar|Sebroar]]
|Resident of Nēhqsosa, KR
|-
|*''sisas''
|Scholar at the Krīpahra Institute of Linguistics, living in [[Krīpahra]], KR
|-
|*''pišisa''
|(deleted) Krīpetēplan conspiracy theorist, now in jail for collaboration with a far-right terroristic group
|-
|*''tosit''
|A Kripet woman
|-
|*''Sehrti'sa''
|High King of [[Krīpetēpla]]
|-
|*''O'ītPMKR''
|Īti Etł O'īt, Prime Minister of Krīpetēpla
|-
|*''<nowiki/>'š.nēht''
|'oha Šaslīlila Nēht, Foreign Minister of Krīpetēpla
|-
|''*IldorgirhNationalist1''
| rowspan="3" |[[Fīl]]
|Supposed male [[United Ildorgear State|UIS]] resident; both a student and a Triwát ragebaiter
|-
|''*mdimx.əbi''
|Female [[United Ildorgear State|UIS]] resident with bad English skills
|-
|''*trks11444219''
|[[United Ildorgear State|UIS]] resident with coherent English skills, the most serious of all UIS accounts
|}


* ''darkorangeleaf''
* ''sheeponatrain''
* ''slablandiccomputernerd''
* ''tagusatta''
* ''degenerate420''
* ''VioletOnAVine''
* ''notarobot1674674259859IO''
* ''Andasin [MOD]''
* ''anticrossbowfellow''
* ''turuthnaaqngytaasas''
* ''madalenaa''
* ''ActuallyChronicallyOnline1213''
* ''shasudh''
* ''tamarasucksatgeography''
* ''ngods_favorite_flower [ADMIN]''
* ''albaniEsasud''
* ''sheikah_meow''
* ''Quing_ßlanty_I''
* ''ancuwe2009''
* ''dir_waichi''
* ''fullLegalNameAddressBirthdaySocialSecurityNumber''
* ''ascultasne-sa-musica''
* ''qytyr''
* ''türüþń-sea''
* ''AdminSam''
* ''rockyhardhat''
* ''ConH''
* ''JohnEsperanto''
* ''burnerAccount69963''
* ''fisa4ever''
* ''NotFenrak''
* ''ñaishmelin''
* ''StevenPaperseller''
* ''nrmirenal''
* ''SomeRandomTurtle''
* ''kiwawa994''
* ''iLoveSoup''
* ''foodblehi''
* ''Furiulaaraaifit''
* ''bebe2008''
* ''fartguzzler42069''
* ''Unrelated413''
* ''automɔd''
* ''ityn-ciśüń-japä''

* *user2703942
* *SirenballPT
* *StemonWasHere
* *AdminSamAJNg
* *MrTennisball

== Translations ==

{{Trans|
{{trans/item|Araçanic|''Kribat!'' {{ipa|[krɥːat], [krɥːa.Cː] or [krɥːa.ð̞V]}}}}
{{trans/item|Kaipanese|''Turiwáta!'' {{ipa|[tɯ.ɾi.ʋaː.ta]}}}}
{{trans/item|Sirenian|''Tьriwœht!'' {{ipa|/t(ɯ̆).ri.wɔːt̚/}}}}
{{trans/item|Śácamþaśá|''¡Triwát!'' {{Script|script=thl|t=!twarit!}} {{ipa|[triβ̞ʷɒːt]}}}}
}}

== Footnotes ==

[[Category:In-universe communications]]
[[Category:Pages with translation sections]]

Nguhrovision Song Contest

2026-02-28T23:21:39Z

Octothorpe:

{{Note|This article is about the contest in general. For the most recent contest, see [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2024]]. For the upcoming contest, see [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025]].}}
{{Infobox Nguhrovision
|name=Nguhrovision Song Contest
|logo=Nguhrovision-logo.png
|executive-supervisor=[[Marcy Sheikah]]
|tech-supervisor=[[Villnark]]
|voting-supervisor=[[Pleb]]
|head-of-digital=[[Namnak Xhesas]]
|creative-director=[[Marcy Sheikah]]
}}
The '''Nguhrovision Song Contest''' is an annual interŋational music competition held in the previous year's winning country. So far, the contest has only taken place one time in [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2024|Pfoas 2024]], but is set to take place the following year [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025|in Parkow]]. The winning songs (currently only [[Reflection]]) are being added to Nguhcraft as a music disc.

==List of editions==
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!data-sort-type="Name"| № !! Logo !! Year !! Motto !! Location !! Winner
|-
|1 || [[File:Nguhrovision-full-logo-design.png|120px]] || [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2024|2024]] || ''United by Agma Schwa'' || [[Pfoas]], [[Mandate of Amuj|Amuj]] || [[File:Kyaw-cen-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen|Kyaw Cen]] [[Marcy Sheikah]] “[[Reflection]]”
|-
|2 || [[File:Nguhrovision-2025-design.png|120px]] || [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025|2025]] || ''Shine Your Light!'' || [[Parkow]], [[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen|Kyaw Cen]] || [[File:Adnar-Nguhrovision.png|26x26px]] [[Adnar]] [[Adnagaporp|Propaganda Boi]] “[[Copper of Adnar]]”
|}

Nguhrovision Song Contest

2026-02-28T23:21:20Z

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United Ŋations Office for Cartography

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[[File:OfC-logo.svg|thumb|alt=Logo|Logo since May 2025]]
The '''United Ŋations Office for Cartography''' ('''OfC''' or '''UŊCO''') is an office of the [[United Ŋations]] whose job is keeping a political map of [[Nguhcraft]] up-to-date. The release date at the top left of the map was based on Central European Time. The first and current UŊ cartographer is [[Marcy I|Marcy Sheikah]], who has created the first ever political maps of Nguhcraft before quitting due to technical limitations on 24 April 2024. Since then [[Ætérnal]] had been maintaining the primary map of Nguhcraft until 5 December 2024. Having created the participation map for the [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2024]], Sheikah returned to create of similar, more minimalist recent political maps of Nguhcraft. [[Zendrid]] also works for the office, having created the locator maps for this Wiki.

==Most recent political map==
The following are the two versions of the most recent official political map of Nguhcraft, created on ''16 February 2026'' by [[Marcy Sheikah]].
<gallery>
File:Nguhcraft-map-satellite.png|Political satellite map of Nguhcraft by Marcy Sheikah
File:Nguhcraft-map.png|Political map of Nguhcraft by Marcy Sheikah
</gallery>

==Other maps==
<gallery>
File:Nguhcraft-map-blank-with-borders.png|Blank map of Nguhcraft with borders by Marcy Sheikah
File:Nguhcraft-land-map.png|Blank map of Nguhcraft without borders by Marcy Sheikah
File:Ocean map.png|Blank map of Nguhcraft with major bodies of water by Marcy Sheikah and Suqi
File:Nguhrovision-map.png|The official map for participants of the [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2024]] was being kept up to date by Marcy Sheikah from the UŊ Office for Cartography.
File:Nguhrovision-2025-map.png|The official map for participants of the [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025]] is being kept up to date by Marcy Sheikah from the UŊ Office for Cartography.
File:Version-map.png|A map of Minecraft versions by region drawn by Marcy Sheikah from the UŊ Office for Cartography.
File:UŊ Map.webp|The latest version of Ætérnal's '''UŊ Map''' from 5 December 2024
File:Ung-members-map.png|The official map of members of the [[United Ŋations]] is being kept up to date by [[Zendrid]] from the UŊ Office for Cartography.
File:Nguhcraft minimap aylongam.png|The minimaps for this Wiki are being kept up to date by Zendrid from the UŊ Office for Cartography.
File:Cenrail2.png|The official rail diagram of Nguhcraft is being kept up to date by [[sq]] from [[Cenrail (company)|Cenrail]] and the UŊ Office for Cartography.
</gallery>

==Ætérnal's december 2024 world map==
Due to technical limitations, the version of the map shown on this wiki is only a preview of the actual map. The actual map is a 16000×16000 image that, even when compressed using lossy compression with some of the better image compression formats, still takes up ~100MB of space, which is why the latest version of the map is instead hosted on nguh.org:
* 1:2 version (WEBP, {{#nguhstaticfilesize:mc/map.webp}}): https://www.nguh.org/static/mc/map.webp
* 1:1 version (WEBP, lossless, {{#nguhstaticfilesize:mc/map-full-size.webp}}): https://www.nguh.org/static/mc/map-full-size.webp
* Background (JPEG XL, lossless, {{#nguhstaticfilesize:mc/map.jxl}}): https://www.nguh.org/static/mc/map.jxl

== History ==
[[File:Ung-office-for-cartography-logo.webp|thumb|alt=Old logo|Previous logo in use until 23 May 2025]]
The first post-[[The Raid|raid]] attempt at a political map of Nguhcraft was the ''Big Map'' made by self-proclaimed ''Map Nerd'' and Quing of Kyaw Cen Marcy I on 2 January 2024, one month before the founding of the UŊ. Marcy Sheikah was the first person to maintain the UŊ Official Map when the United Ŋations Office for Cartography was later established. However, she de facto resigned on 24 April 2024 due to her computer having problems editing the map since it is so large, and Ætérnal has been maintaining the map until 2025, when Sheikah returned to making political maps of Nguhcraft.
* '''UŊ Official Map''', full-size version ({{#nguhstaticfilesize:mc/marcy-ung-map.png}}): https://www.nguh.org/static/mc/marcy-ung-map.png

<gallery>
File:Marcy-ung-map-small.png|The last version of the '''UŊ Official Map''' by Marcy from 24 April 2024
File:Big-map.png|First edition of the '''Big Map''', the predecessor to the UŊ Official Map
</gallery>

== United Ŋations geoscheme ==
[[File:Continents.png|thumb|alt=Map of continents on Nguhcraft by [[Marcy Sheikah]]|Map of continents on Nguhcraft by [[Marcy Sheikah]]]]
{{main|Continent}}
The United Ŋations geoscheme suggested by Marcy Sheikah on 06 May 2024 divides the world into 11 superŋational regions (or ''continents''). Most names of those continents are only supposed to be temporary: On 23 January 2025, the continent of [[Cornertopia]] was divided in two halves, Tardigradia and Aŋtarctica, changing the number of continents to 12.
* [[Aŋtarctica]] (formerly considered part of ''[[Cornertopia]]'')
* [[Archipelagia]] (formerly ''Greenland'')
* [[Gaarlann]]
* [[Gadicinta]] (formerly ''Balloon World'')
* [[Hlambigla]]
* [[Land of Chaos]]
* [[Leporia (continent)|Leporia]] (formerly ''Leporia Land'')
* [[Ŋafrica]]
* [[Slabland]]
* [[Tardigradia]] (formerly considered part of ''[[Cornertopia]]'')
* [[Thasusa]]
* [[ʡeteria]]

==List of UŊCO world map cartographers==

{| class="wikitable"
! Photo !! Name !! From !! Until
|-
| [[File:Marcy-cat.png|120px|frameless]] || [[File:Kyaw-cen-banner.png|link=[[Kyaw Cen]]|15px]] [[Marcy Sheikah]] || 02 January 2024<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/835185858864218122/1191543350663331870</ref> || 24 April 2024<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1232765440728502355</ref>
|-
| [[File:Aeternal-talking.png|120px|frameless]] || [[File:Old_kingdom_banner.png|link=[[Old Kingdom]]|15px]] [[Ætérnal]] || 24 April 2024<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1232767442426658876</ref> || 5 December 2024 ''(last map)'' 29 April 2025 ''(formally)''<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1366893090110967899</ref>
|-
| [[File:Marcy-cat.png|120px|frameless]] || [[File:Kyaw-cen-banner.png|link=[[Kyaw Cen]]|15px]] Marcy Sheikah || 21 April 2025 ''(first map)''<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1268387836835397653/1363964456664563822</ref> 29 April 2025 ''(formally)''<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1366893090110967899</ref> || ''Incumbent''
|}

==Footnotes==

Nico St. Damian

2026-02-06T02:06:57Z

Octothorpe:

'''Nico St. Damian'''<ref>Or 'St Damian' with no dot. The etymology of "St. Damian" is unknown in-lore. Outside of lore, they're named for [[w:Father_Damien|St. Damien of Molokai]], but spells Damian with an "A". This is because I mixed Damien of Molokai with St. Damian brother of St. Cosmas, which in turn is because I am an idiot.</ref> is a [[Tocjaga Sahan|Śahanic]] representative of [[Howard]].

{{Infobox person|name=Nico St. Damian|photo=nico.png|photo-label=St Damian in 2026|pronouns=any/all|other-names=|nationality=[[tocjaga Sahan|Śahanic]]|died=}}

== Biography ==
Nico became the representative of Howard on 1 January 2025 when [[Carl Not-Cafaceu]] stepped down suddenly.

== Footnotes ==
[[Category:People]]

Nico

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#REDIRECT [[Nico (disambiguation)]]

Nico (disambiguation)

2026-01-07T23:33:44Z

Octothorpe: Created page with "There are multiple people who can be referred to as Nico. * Nico St. Damian, a representative to Howard. * User:Octothorpe, who plays them in-lore."

There are multiple people who can be referred to as Nico.

* [[Nico St. Damian]], a representative to [[Howard]].

* [[User:Octothorpe]], who plays them in-lore.

User:Octothorpe

2026-01-07T23:32:32Z

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''Ngiki Article Count: [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]]''

'''Nico''', formerly known as '''Carl''', is a person that exists. still makign this later
{{Infobox person
|name=Carl Horatio Jesus Callithorpe
|photo=Igor.png
|photo-label=
|pronouns= they/them/their/theirs/themself
|born=May 5th
|other-names=Octothorpe, Thorpe
|occupations=who knows
|nationality=[[Tocjaǵa Śahan|Śahanic]], [[Enkavak|Atlantic]], [[T'anshilebs|T'anshiloubi]], formerly [[Tanylezi]]
|nocategory=no
}}
== redoing this later ==
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[[Category:Players]]

Carl Cafaceu

2026-01-07T23:31:36Z

Octothorpe:

'' This page is for the late in-lore character Carl Cafaceu, for the player who plays the character, who was formerly known as Carl, see [[User:Octothorpe|Nico]].''

'''Halen Carl Horatio Jesus Cafaceu, PhD, ScD, MD, Esq.'''<ref>Don't ask how they got those. Nobody knows.</ref> ([[Aparatas]]: ''Halen Carl Horasio Dzisys Cafaceu'') was a [[Tanylezi]] musician who also just so happened to found and rule the nation.

{{Infobox person|name=Halen Carl Horatio Jesus Cafaceu, PhD, ScD, MD, Esq.|photo=Octothorpe's Skin.png|photo-label=Carl Cafaceu's 100% real appearance|pronouns=they/them|born=May 5th|other-names=Carl|nationality=[[Tanylezi]], [[Enkavak|Atlantic]], [[T'anshilebs|T'anshilebi]]|died=April 23rd, 2025}}

== Biography ==
Carl spawned on 6 July 2024 at [[Spawn]]. After illegally settling in [[Enkavak]], they founded [[Tanylezi]] with [[Tolesi Cafaceu]].

Tolesi and Carl had a falling out, and now Carl rules alone with a grudge towards Tolesi.<ref>Actually, they don't really care that much, but everyone seems to ignore that.</ref>

On the 15th of November 2024, Cafaceu went missing. Many had attributed this to the [[Letters to Carl Cafaceu]], but no concrete evidence exists. And then they came back; nobody really knows when<ref>I just don't want to look up when it was.</ref>, but it's documented in [[The Chicken Bible]].

On 19 April 2025, Carl was found dead in their office via lily of the valley poisoning by a [[Tje Manathi T'onzolo|Manathic]] nationalist. Their will gave their entire estate (excluding [[Fujisaki Island]], which later became a part of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]],) up for auction. It was eventually purchased by [[Fin]] for one chicken spawn egg (for lore reasons). Then Fin got slimed and Tanylezi was given to [[Lavvakcesaa]], who auctioned it again.

== Places of Employment ==

* Leader of [[Tanylezi]]
* Representative of Tanylezi
* CEO of [[Los Pollos Hermanos]]

== Projects ==

* [[The Chicken Bible]], the holy text of [[Chickenism]].
* Winter Moon, the Tanylezi entry for [[Nguhrovision Song Contest]].

== Footnotes ==
[[Category:Players]]

Interŋational System of Libraries

2026-01-07T23:31:02Z

Octothorpe:

[[File:Ingsl.png|thumb|logo]]
'''The Interŋational System of Libraries''' (abbreviated as IŋSL or ISL) is an organization that standardizes and expands libraries across the Ŋearth. book publishing, book distribution, and book classification via the [[Ŋewey Ŋecimal* System]], upon others. Its office is planned to be in [[Kauŋas]], [[Tanylezi]].

It eventually fizzled out after [[User:Octothorpe|Nico]] left Tanylezi.

List of name systems

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This is a list of name systems in the Ngorld

== Çana name system ==
The name system of the Çana peoples is the one used by most natives of [[Araçana]], including most Araçanni [[Seholism|Seholists]], Araçanni [[Kahraism|Kahraists]], and most other people living there. Each person has one, two, or occasionally three given names, which are placed first. Given names usually have a connotation of gender, although many do not. People also have a family name based on a definite noun, of which there are not many unique ones. In Araçana, two people meeting with the same family name happens each day ending in y. Family names are usually inherited from a mother if there is one, if there is not, or if the relationship is strained, it is normal to to inherit the name from a father’s family instead.

=== Example of a full name ===
As an example, the full name of English-language journalist Ambroç ir-Urxiuç is presented:

* Given name: ''Ambroç'', cognate with [[English]] ''Ambrose'', [[Portugese]] ''Ambrósio'', etc.
* Family name: ''ir-Uxiuç'', the definite form of the noun ''Bixiuç'', which means "Mountain."

So, if one wanted to refer to Ambroç ir-Uxiuç in English in a way that corresponded one-to-one with his Araçanic name, one could call him "Ambrose the Mountain."

== Koz name system ==
=== Given names ===

=== Matronymics ===

=== Surnames ===
Koz have two surnames, one from each parent. The first surname is their mother's first surname, and their second surname is their father's first surname. General practice is to use only the first surname, with the complete name being reserved for formal, legal, and documentary purposes. Surnames are not changed with marriage.

=== Shortening ===

=== Example of a full name ===
As an example of Koz naming, the full name of [[User:Total pleb|Doge Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] is ''Peleṽa-Issaʉ Thoa-Heerigi Eme-Anhanu Saevakki Huakkʉ'', containing the following elements:

* Given names: ''Peleṽa-Issaʉ'', with ''Issaʉ'' being the name given to him at birth, and ''Peleṽa'' being a epithetic name adopted after coming of age.
* Matronymics: ''Thoa-Heerigi Eme-Anhanu'', with ''Thoa-Heerigi'' indicating his position as a male firstborn to Heerigi, and ''Eme-Anhanu'' likewise indicating Heerigi's position as a fourthborn to Anhanu.
* Surnames: ''Saevakki Huakkʉ'', with ''Saevakki'' being his maternal surname and ''Huakkʉ'' being his paternal surname.

=== Common naming practices ===

==== General conventions ====

==== Koz Si'ihulists ====

=== Honorifics and titles ===

== Kyawcenni name system ==
The [[Kyawcenni people|Kyawcenni]] name system consists of a single legal name. This name is given to a person on their birth by their parents, though people are allowed to change it later at any time. This name can consist of only one morpheme, or it can be made up of multiple words, with the last one usually being the name commonly used informally and the ones before being descriptors. Common descriptors are attributes of the person, the names of the parents or honorary titles.

== Laevanaak name system ==
The [[Laevanaak]] name system consists of the given name for individual identity, the genus name for gender identity, the glottic name for ethno-linguistic identity, the relation name for social identity and the zodiac name for the birth month. A more detailed description can be found at [https://enkavak.xhesas.com/doc/laevnames the government website of Enkavak] or [https://enkavak.xhesas.com/resource/laevanaak.pdf#%5B%7B%22num%22%3A16%2C%22gen%22%3A0%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22XYZ%22%7D%2C70.86614%2C781.0236%2C0%5D this documentation about Laevanaak].

== Latin name system ==
The [[Latin]] name system consists of a given name, a family name and an optional descriptive name.

== Liyuri name system ==
In [[Xindvâ]] and [[Kygami]], names follow a four-part scheme: a clan name (''dânhû''); a given name (''phim''); an honorific, role suffix or epithet (''gur'' "type"); and a place of origin (''nhuhrod'' "birthland"). The honorific is never used when introducing oneself, only when one is referred to by others. Clan names are used not just by members of the family, but by those who serve or are otherwise aligned with the family, though many commoners do not belong to a clan. In everyday conversation, one is generally referred to by their given name by more close relations and superiors, and by their honorific by less familiar relations or those of lower status or rank. In some contexts, both may be used, particularly in situations where two people are well-acquainted but some level of professionalism or formality is required. The full name is very rarely used in speech, mostly appearing in government documents.

== Modern name system ==
The name system described as "Modern" by the [[Enkavak|Atlantic Government]] is the usual name system used in [[English]]. It has one or more first names or given names followed by a last name or family name, which is usually the same for people related to each other.

The [[Rauratoshan Kingdom]]'s so-called "legal" or "government name" uses a naming system that is best described as Modern, but unlike e.g. the [[fakeworld]] Anglosphere, there is no distinction between a middle name and the second part of a two-part name - so for example, an Englishman named John Michael Smith who wishes to become a citizen of Rauratoshan would have to either drop "Michael" from their government name, or change their legal first name to "John Michael". This differs from historical naming conventions, but the same information is often kept elsewhere in one's government documents anyway.

== Nahan name system ==
The [[Mosici|Nahan]] name system is used in Mosici speaking parts of [[Imerchal]]. It is composed of 3 parts: a clan name {{nahan|}} ''ciailcave'' {{ipa|[ɟjɛẅgavɛ]]}} (inherited from one of the parent, typically the mother) in the genitive, a given name {{nahan|}} ''siehiilcave'' {{ipa|[ɕijeːẅgavɛ]}} (chosen by the parents at birth) and a chosen name {{nahan|}} ''ipleilcave'' {{ipa|[epʎiëgavɛ]}} (chosen by the individual as they reach maturity). In formal settings or when disambiguation is required, parental names {{nahan|}} ''anmateilcavé'' {{ipa|[ãmatiẅgavi]}} (which are the chosen names of the parents expressed in the ablative) can be used between the clan names and the given name. In daily life, a person typically goes only by their chosen name, along with optionally their clan name, even in formal circumstances. The use of the clan name typically doesn’t add formality and is solely up to personal preference. The given name is only used in the most formal circumstances and the parental name only in forms and in situation where there is a strong need to avoid all ambiguity. Nahan names are typically non-gendered, as gender roles are extremely weak in the culture. A single profession or title can be added after the name as an honorific or another disambiguation system.

An example of a full Nahan name would be {{nahan|      }} ''Céilec Marenvia i Laparevia Pilsen Marelneó nicirts'', more succintly {{nahan|  }} ''(Céilec) Marelneó nicirts'': Pilsen (given name) Marelneó (chosen name), from Marens and Lapare (parental names), of Céile (clan name), scribe (profesional title)

== Śácamþań name system ==
The [[Śácamþaśá|Śácamþań]] naming system is used in [[Þunan Qumreá]] and [[Maraśa]]. It consists of four parts: the name of the ''niman'' or guardian deity assigned during the [[Śácamþań Religion|Rite of Passage]] in genitive, the child name (generally based on time/place of birth and sex), the adult name (chosen based on gender and ''niman'' after the [[Śácamþań Religion|Rite of Passage]]), and the occupation.

An example could be e.g. Miŋeń Rup Þuna Muń {{Script|script=thl|t=Nmu nAzu pru (mu(}}. This person was associated Miŋe ‘Sun’ at the Rite of Passage, was named Rup ‘Waterfall’ as a child due to being born near one, and now takes the name Þuna ‘star’, which suggests they are third gender and highlights their ability to co-operate and defend the weak. Their occupation is Muń ‘carpenter’.

== Sirenian name system ==
[[Sirenian]] name has 3-5 parts. Occupational Title (optional), Nickname, First name, Middle name (optional), and Surname. With the first name, middle name, and surname being in English, nickname being in Sirenian and Title being whatever. For example, the English name of the [[Insanity Faction]]'s leader is [[Ethan Brynkleigh]]. But his Sirenian name would be "Big-Tàm" Ethan Brynkleigh, with "Big" being a suffix for politicians and rulers. Nickname can be anything. [[Sirenguard|Sirenguardeds]] calls people by their nickname, with nickname+first name combo being more formal, and first name+last name being so formal it's used even less than the full name.

== Chickenist-Śahanic name system ==
[[Chickenism|Chickenist]] scripture says its followers must have seven names:

# Chosen name (chosen by the individual, can be changed at any time)
# Given name (given to the individual by their parents)
# Chickenist name (originally a name referring to and glorifying Cotje, like the name Janacoće, but has gone on to also allow names of prophets or important Chickenist figures like [[Jemiń of Faj]]. Non-Chickenists are highly encouraged to do this but may use a name from a different religion. Ŋathiests still must have a name here.)
# Midname (usually given by the parents although it is customary to change)
# Chrononym (Based on the Chickenist zodiac, which is like the Chinese zodiac but different. Don't ask me how because I haven't made it yet.)
# Patronym (essentially "child of ___", usually hyphenated and containing both parent's names, can change if the individual is trans or doesn't affiliate with their parents. If the inidividual wants neither parent in their name it defaults to "child of Cotje")
# Surname (from a variety of etymologies, but it's just a family name)

In order to get Śahanic citizenship, one must be given all seven names plus an eighth: a national name, given for one's place of origin (Crascëus for [[Crask Beach]], Tanyleźëus for [[Tanylezi]], et cetera.)

It is also necessary to say that names in [[Fruitcat]] and ergo all Śahanic and Chickenist names are never gendered.

There is one exception, and it is [[Howard]], who has one name. It is Howard.<ref>Śahanic figures like [[Carl|Carl "Not-Cafaceu"]] and [[Nico St. Damian]] still have these eight names.</ref>

== Footnotes ==

Tocjaǵa Śahan

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Octothorpe:

{{Infobox ngation|name=Tocjaǵa Śahan|banner=Tocjaǵa_Śahan_banner.webp|capital=Crask Beach|demonym=Śahanic|languages=[[Fruitcat]]|two-digit-code=TS|three-digit-code=TSN|map=Tocjagasahan.png|leader=[[Howard]]|ruler=[[Howard]], who is represented by [[Nico St. Damian]]|ruler-title=Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, Judges (all of them)|government=Vaguely Democratic Anti-Authoritarian Quasi-Constitutional Dictatorship-Monarch-esque Chickenist Kritarchic Theocratically-aligned Eco-Anarchist Communism|religions=[[Chickenism]] (unofficial)
[[Greek Polytheism]] (unofficial, minority religion)}}'''Tocjaǵa Śahan''' ([[Fruitcat]]: /tokjad͡ʒa ʃaxan/, meaning "Border Islands") is a small country on the northeastern world borders.

Not much goes on there.

== History ==
Tocjaǵa Śahan was founded on 14 April 2025. Then nothing really happened.

A big Chihiro Fujisaki pixel art was built. It is the pride of Tocjaǵa Śahan.

There used to a pyrite island with a chicken mural on it. Something something [[Chickenism]]. Then it became gone because I didn't like it and I don't owe you anything ok

On 1 January 2025, Carl Not-Cafaceu stepped down as representative of [[Howard]] the day after a [[Triwát]] conversation where they said they would investigate strange behavior on Wolf.

== Notable People ==

* [[Howard]]
* [[Nico St. Damian]]
* [[Jeming Showetanya Eshyeleshew]]
* [[User:Octothorpe]]

== Names in other languages ==
{{Trans|{{trans/item|Kilvanan|Tokjaxasahananaƕat {{ipa|/tokjad͡zasaxananaɸat/}}}}
{{trans/item|Kośtsiśtsi|''Dróstsi Togǵaǵa Śaxan'' {{ipa|[ˈdrostsi toɣ:αɣα ɕæxan]}}}}
{{trans/item|Qgicauue| ''Tecadzha Shaha'' {{ipa|[tɛ.cad.ʒa ʃa.χa]}}}}
{{Trans/item|Śácamþaśá|{{Script|script=thl|t=NSASAqATo}} ''Cácaśaśań'' {{ipa|/'cäːcɐʃɐʃɐɲ/}}}}
{{trans/item|Taqồpaq|''Tokiaưa Śahan'' {{ipa|[ˈtokjaɰa ɕaxan]}}}}
{{trans/item|Tosï|''Tokara Xahan'' {{ipa|[ˈtokaʁa ʃaxan]}}}}}}
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Nico St. Damian

2026-01-02T03:04:17Z

Octothorpe: Created page with "'''Nico St. Damian'''<ref>Or 'St Damian' with no dot. The etymology of "St. Damian" is unknown.</ref> is a Śahanic representative of Howard. {{Infobox person|name=Nico St. Damian|photo=nico.png|photo-label=St Damian in 2026|pronouns=any/all|other-names=|nationality=Śahanic|died=}} == Biography == Nico became the representative of Howard on 1 January 2025 when Carl Not-Cafaceu stepped down suddenly. == Footnotes == Catego..."

'''Nico St. Damian'''<ref>Or 'St Damian' with no dot. The etymology of "St. Damian" is unknown.</ref> is a [[Tocjaga Sahan|Śahanic]] representative of [[Howard]].

{{Infobox person|name=Nico St. Damian|photo=nico.png|photo-label=St Damian in 2026|pronouns=any/all|other-names=|nationality=[[tocjaga Sahan|Śahanic]]|died=}}

== Biography ==
Nico became the representative of Howard on 1 January 2025 when [[Carl Not-Cafaceu]] stepped down suddenly.

== Footnotes ==
[[Category:People]]

File:Nico.png

2026-01-02T02:58:51Z

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Howard

2026-01-02T02:07:28Z

Octothorpe: Created page with "'''Howard''' is a small stuffed raccoon that is the Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, and Judges (all of them) of Tocjaǵa Śahan. Howard is not known to talk to the people, and instead speaks through a representative. == List of Representatives of Howard == * Carl Not-Cafaceu, from Tocjaǵa Śahan's inception to 1 January 2025 * Nico St. Damian, from 1 January 2025 to the present"

'''Howard''' is a small stuffed raccoon that is the Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, and Judges (all of them) of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]. Howard is not known to talk to the people, and instead speaks through a representative.

== List of Representatives of Howard ==

* [[Carl|Carl Not-Cafaceu]], from Tocjaǵa Śahan's inception to 1 January 2025

* [[Nico St. Damian]], from 1 January 2025 to the present

The Chicken Kerfuffle of 2025

2025-12-31T21:31:58Z

Octothorpe: bdhsbigdbi

'''The Chicken Kerfuffle of 2025''' is a religious-diplomatic event that occurred after Chickenist figure [[Jeming Showetanya Eshyeleshew|Jeming Showetanya Eshyleshew]] denounced chicken killing in foreign nations.

== Initiation & First Speech ==
On 21 August 2025, [[Hummland]] posted a poster to its citizens, asking them to kill any chickens they see. [[Carl]] said that if this were to continue in other nations they would declare war.

Then on 6 September 2025, Chickenist apologist Jeming Showentanya Eshyleshew denounced both Hummland and any ŋation that doesn't protect chickens in their law.<blockquote>"My namesake, Jemiń of Faj, led battalions against those who were against Cotje. I will continue his legacy by speaking against those who are against chickens. Ignorance will not stand. Let all people appreciate chickens, Chickenist or not Chickenist. I speak for chickens; I speak not for Cotje the all-powerful. Do not kill."

- Jeming Showentanya Eshyleshew in his speech</blockquote>This divided both Chickenists and Non-Chickenists, and some speculated that Eshyleshew was secretly a follower of [[Tolesi Cafaceu]] which genuinely isn't true but seems like something people would speculate so I added it :333

== Keltechra & Anaku ==
[[Keltechra]] responded with contempt, shaming Jeming and claiming the speech had "planted the seeds of hatred" within the Chickenist community. They had also said that their law did not explicitly prohibit the killing of chickens but did protect the law of Chickenism.<blockquote>Shame on you, Jeming, because you have planted the seeds of hatred among your own people.

- [[User:Cinthyr|Sintar Naldumi]]</blockquote>[[Anaqw]] defended Eshyleshew after this, saying it was immoral to kill chickens.

== Decline ==
Keltechra takes it back and it was just a prank bro. Then [[Hajdislant|Actual Genuine Fucking Hell]] condemned the practice. Thanks, Satan.

Grex Multiridianus

2025-12-23T15:58:31Z

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The '''Grex Multiridianus''' ([[Monke Hebrew]]: הפייץ הרב-אירוסי ''HaPayc HaRav-'Irusi'' {{ipa|[ɦapajt͡s ɦaʀav ʔiʀusi]}}) is a system of 12 headmates who got fucking merked off the server by [[Ætérnal|God]].

== GM Headmates ==
* [[Lux Moniridia]] (Host)
* [[Serial Designation ℈-11007]]
* [[Maria Papiliana]]
* [[Wendy Femiabolica]]
* [[Barbara Bauer]]
* [[Mark Hochman]]
* [[Nastya Kotyacha]]
* [[Grönny Vasstand]]
* [[Eldsdjävul]]
* Papyrus
* sans
* Kasane Teto

Eɱail

2025-12-23T15:56:58Z

Octothorpe:

'''Eɱails''' are short messages sent in Lore that take after the format of an E-mail.

== List of known Eɱail addresses ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Country
! Person or Entity
! Address
! Notes
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Adnar]]
|[[Adnagaporp]]
|adnagaporp@gov.aa
|Supreme Leader of the Communist Empire of Adnar & Worldly Representative and Prophet of Big Amogus
|-
|[[Big Amogus]]
|bigamogus@gov.aa
|Big Amogus
''(He only sends eɱails, never replies. Send to Adnagaporp instead.)''
|-
|[[Anaqw]]
|Prime Minister Wandri Quai
|theotherwandri@gov.an
|
|-
|[[Araçana]]
|Office of the Mayor
|mayor@gov.ac
|
|-
| rowspan="15" |[[Imerchal]]
| rowspan="3" |University of Chalmosique
|administracion@unichal.ac.im
|General Administration
|-
| pressas@unichal.ac.im
|[[Chalmosique University Press]]
|-
|fac.fisica@unichal.ac.im
|Faculty of Physics
|-
|Societat Imerchalesa de Radiodifusion
|contact@sird.co.im
|Imerchal Broadcasting Company
|-
| rowspan="2" |Societat Ciutadana dei Camins de fèr Imerchaleses<ref>Chalmosique Metro, Imerchali segments of the Gulf Lines</ref>
|contact@scci.co.im
|For general inquiries
|-
|ret@scci.co.im
|For inquiries about the network (rails, stations)
|-
|Bibliotèca e Archius Ciutadans d’Imerchal
|contact@baci.gov.im
|National Library and Archives
|-
| rowspan="2" | Burèu d’Estat
| contact@estat.gov.im
| Office of State (foreign affairs)
|-
|director@estat.gov.im estat@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
| rowspan="2" |Burèu de la Gestion deu Territòri
|contact@territori.gov.im
|Office of land management
|-
|director@territori.gov.im territori@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
| rowspan="3" |Burèu de la Justícia
|contact@justicia.gov.im
|Office for justice
|-
|director@justicia.gov.im
justicia@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
|sm.ciutat@justicia.gov.im
|Chalmosique City (read: national) Court
|-
|Gendarmariá
|contact@gendarmaria.gov.im
|Imerchali Police Force and Military
|-
| rowspan="16" |[[Sirenguard|Sirenguard A.D.]] (Imerchal)
|[[StemonWasHere|Stemon Worshere]]
|worshere.s@sirenguard.gov.im
|President of Sirenguard
|-
|[[Cynthia Borsièr]]
|borsier.c@sirenguard.gov.im
|Vice President of Sirenguard and head of the Opposition
|-
|[[Dwe Myranacsutcsute]]
|dwe.myranacsutcsute@myrana.co.im
|Leader of the [[Myranism|Myranian]] cult
|-
|[[Mr. Tennisball]]
|contact@mrtennisball.co.im
|Political Cartoonist and host of [[Ballpark Podcast]]
|-
|[[Mr. Hrrawk]]
|hawkwith2rs@harpy.co.im
|Co-host of Ballpark Podcast
|-
|[[Admin Sam]]
|adminsam@awjangngaj.co.im
|Creator and admin of [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]
|-
|[[Connor Hayes]]
|cornerdvd@harpy.co.im
|An assassin who killed Dwe Myranacsutcsute
|-
|Sirenguarded Instutute of Technology and Research
|contact@sitr.ac.im
|
|-
|[[Sirenguard Lumber Company]]
|contact@slc.co.im
|
|-
|[[The Sirensong]]
|contact@sirensong.co.im
|News Outlet
|-
| rowspan="6" |[[AlfaBET888]]
|contact@alfabet888.co.im
|General customer contact
|-
|contact2@alfabet888.co.im
|in-group contact
|-
|contact3@alfabet888.co.im
| rowspan="4" |Figure out for yourself *wink*
|-
|contact4@alfabet888.co.im
|-
|contact5@alfabet888.co.im
|-
|contact6@alfabet888.co.im
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Kozdenen]]
| [[User:Total pleb|Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]]
| pelemva.ts@boule.gov.kz
| Head of state of Kozdenen
|-
|Office of the Doge
|doge@gov.kz
|
|-
| rowspan="10" | [[Keltechra]]
| [[User:Cinthyr|Odum Sintar Walsk Naldumi]]
| odum@lihadwerzu.gov.ke
| Head of state of Keltechra
|-
| Ministry of Foreign Affairs
| contact@mfa.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of the Interior
| contact@mi.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Defence
| contact@defence.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Finance and the Treasury
| contact@treasury.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Commerce
| contact@commerce.gov.ke
|
|-
| rowspan="4" | Personal emails
|-
| <third name>.<second name>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Adirni names; the "third name" is listed first and the "second name" listed second.
|-
| <given name>.<surname>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Ifriqan names.
|-
| <second name>.<third name>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Śácamþań names.
|-
| [[Xtrakva]]
| Gixmätÿnäska Ty̨vnakeši Governor
| governor@gov.tr
| Head of state of Xtrakva
|-
|[[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]]
|Office of the Prime Minister
|pm@gov.kc
|
|-
|[[Nāroňpār|Quingdom of Nāroňpār]]
|[[Szlanty|Quing ßlanty I of Nāroňpār]]
|szlanty@gov.na
|Quing of Nāroňpār
|-
| rowspan="11" | [[Enkavak]]
| [[Magistrates of Enkavak|Office of the Magistrates]]
| contact@mag.gov.ek press@mag.gov.ek
|
|-
| Office of the Governmential Secretaries
| contact@sec.gov.ek press@sec.gov.ek
|
|-
| General inbox of the Senate
| contact@sen.gov.ek press@sen.gov.ek
|
|-
| General inbox of the Court of Justice
| contact@court.gov.ek press@court.gov.ek
|
|-
| Office of the National Bank
| contact@bank.gov.ek press@bank.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Building and Build Management
| contact@mbb.gov.ek press@mbb.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Education
| contact@mfb.gov.ek press@mfb.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Historical Work and Library Management
| contact@mhab.gov.ek press@mhab.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Classified and Descreet Information Gathering
| contact@mldi.gov.ek press@mldi.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Language Standardisation
| contact@mfs.gov.ek press@mfs.gov.ek
|
|-
| [[Namnak Xhesas]]
| namnak.xhesas@gov.ek namnak.xhesas@mag.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@sec.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@sen.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@military.gov.ek
|
|-
| rowspan="8" |[[Krīpetēpla]]
|High King Sehrti'sa
|sehrtisa@nts.gov.kr
|
|-
|Ministry of Foreign Affairs
|contact@sjie.gov.kr
| rowspan="6" |For initial contact only, replies will be sent from an official/magistrate, the minister or by an automated reply system depending on the specific case.
In case you need to contact a specific person at the minister/supreme court, you have definitely been provided an address to use.
|-
|Ministry of Interior
|contact@sjd.gov.kr
|-
|Ministry of Transportation
|contact@sjp.gov.kr
|-
|Ministry of Infastructure
|contact@sjq.gov.kr
|-
|Ministry of Defense
|contact@sjz.gov.kr
|-
|Supreme Court of Kripetepla
|dp@dahjek.kr
|-
|KNH
|informators@knh.gov.kr
|Krīpetēplan Intelligence Services
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Hajdislant]]
|[[apollyon]]
|apollyon@living.gov.hd
|Ambassador of Hajdislant to the Living
|-
|Satan
|satan@dead.gov.hd
|Head of the Dead of Hajdislant
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Aylongam]]
|Office of the Quing
|drieng@gov.ay
|Head of State of Aylongam
|-
|Parliament of Aylongam
|<name>@phangat.ay
<clan>.<name>@phangat.ay
|Template for Aylongami Members of Parliament
|-
| rowspan="1" |[[Appalliŋesia]]
|[[entity]]
|fishwasher@sikktaalxoga.cx
|Fihs
|-
|[[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
|[[User:Octothorpe|Carl]]
|carlnotcafaceu@hermes.ts
or carl@hermes.ts
(i forgot)
|
|-
| rowspan=7 | [[Rauratoshan]]
| Quing Regent of Rauratoshan || sinravi@gov.ra
|
|-
| Other non-RARK government officials || <asciified first and last name>@gov.ra
|
|-
| RARK faculty, staff, and students || <department acronym or first initial + last name>@rark.edu
|
|-
| [[Hira Ayemânsu]] || hayemaunsu@urahanil-unihatoska.com
|
|-
| {{galaxysys|Nozomi}} || blessingofdinatayu@nyuqanyu.ra
| Personal email address; use sinravi@gov.ra for official matters.
|-
| {{galaxysys|Estariel}} || heedalabiszoon@nyuqanyu.ra<ref>Reference to the song "Hadal Abyss Zone" by inabakumori, loaned into Rokadong as Hédalabis Zón.</ref>
|
|}

== List of defunct Eɱail addresses ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Country
! Person or Entity
! Address
! Notes
|-
| rowspan="4" | [[Bootland]]
| [[Lux Moniridia]]
| lux.moniridia@gov.bl
| Duchess of Bootland
|-
| [[Grex Multiridianus|Vattensdjävul]]
| vatt.d@mid.gov.bl
| Bootlandic Foreign Minister
|-
| [[Maria Papiliana]]
| mariap@mintrans.gov.bl
| Bootlandic Minister of Transportation
|-
| [[Grex Multiridianus|Impera Lucia]]
| impera.lucia@bldorogi.co.bl
| CEO of [[BL Roads]]
|-
|}

Triwát

2025-12-23T15:55:49Z

Octothorpe:

[[File:Triwat.png|thumb|Triwát's logo, designed by [[sq]]]]
'''Triwát''' (from [[Śácamþaśá]] {{Script|script=thl|t=!twarit!}} [triβ̞ʷɒːt], meaning ‘go!, forwards! or praise!’), stylized as '''triwát!''', is a social media website hosted in [[Keltechra]].

== Guide ==

Posts consist of three parts: the title, the tags, and the body. Tags are very important for sorting and feeds, and misspellings of them should be corrected. They are preceded with the character &. Replies only contain the body. Anonymous posting is not allowed.

The symbol * indicates a user. If the username is preceded with **, it means the user has silenced notifications from replies to the post or reply. Usernames can include most printable Unicode characters other than whitespace, within reason. They can also be changed once every 30 days.

Users can follow other users and tags. All posts from followed users and all posts that include followed tags will show up on their feed, in reverse chronological order.

There are several boards on Triwát, which have different requirements for access. The most important of which is <tt>g</tt> "general", which all users can always see and does not needed to be specified. Others include <tt>x</tt> for r5<ref>/oorp Nguhcord moderation has confirmed that this board shouldn't be posted on</ref>, <tt>m</tt> for reports and moderation actions (open to autotrusted users), and <tt>a</tt> for mute appeals (open to tempmuted or permmuted users and moderation).

== List of known users ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="margin:auto"
|-
! Triwát Username !! Player !! Description !! Past aliases
|-
|*''darkorangeleaf''
| rowspan="9" |[[User:Cinthyr|cinthyr]]
|Sirenguarded immigrant to [[Keltechra]], living in Ugeļța, KE
|
|-
|*''VioletOnAVine''
|Keltechran living in [[Tarpoenstad]], KE
|
|-
|*''Andasin [MOD]''
|Keltechran student of Mechanical Engineering at the University of Kozdenen, moderator on Triwát
|
|-
|*''madalenaa''
|Real name Madalena Ańelli, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Keltechra. Lives in Tarpoenstad, KE
|
|-
|*''ngods_favorite_flower [ADMIN]''
|Administrator on Triwát, in charge of PR
|
|-
|*''türüþń-sea''
|Keltechran Śácamþań who makes music in their spare time. Born in Saqár.
|*''turufnj_sea''
|-
|*''dir-waichi''
|Deer from [[Port Marcy]], KC
|
|-
|*''ascultasne-sa-musica''
|Professional musician in Keltechra
|
|-
|*''iLoveSoup''
|Veteran of Triwát, unknown origin
|
|-
|*''Quing_ßlanty_I''
|[[Szlanty|ßlanty]]
|[[Szlanty|Quing ßlanty I]] of [[Nāroňpār]]
|*''Quing_Szlanty_I''
|-
|*''sheeponatrain''
| rowspan="4" |[[User:Annwan|Annwan]]
|Delivery worker residing in a small studio in a [[Chalmosique|Chalmosican]] Hab complex
|
|-
|*''nrmirénal''
|Elementary teacher in Ojovila, FCYB
|*''nrmirenal''
|-
|''*&18685621''
|(deleted) A Gendarmarià officer involved into the Sirenguarded temporary administration
|''*burnerAccount69963''
|-
|*''m-í-vinerálts''
|Cook in a restaurant in Oestpòrt
|*''m-i-vineralts''
|-
|*''kiwawa994''
|[[User:JayOkamiyu|Brëdcrumbs]]
|Kaipanese citizen residing in Gainara, Aoga Province, [[Kaipa|Republic of Kaipa]].
|
|-
|*''turuþnáqŋytásas''
| rowspan="4" |[[User:Pikkuhiljaa|Þuńiśa]]
|Angry musician in [[Maraśa]]
|*''turuthnaaqngytaasas''
|-
|*''fisa4ever''
|Middle-aged woman and sailor in Maraśa, originally from Þumfeþyjif, Miŋejácár
|
|-
|*''furiuláraaifit''
|Spicy food connaisseuse in Maraśa
|*''furiulaaraaifit''
|-
|*''truthseeker''
|Conspiracy fanatic living in [[Þunan Ŋáce]].
|
|-
|''*user2703942''
| rowspan="7" |[[StemonWasHere|Stemon]]
|A [[Rose Corp]] employee who's in debt to the [[Sǐppæ̌ht clan|Sǐppæ̌ht clan]]
|
|-
|*''SirenballPT''
|A [[Ŋountryballs]] artist in [[Sirenguard]]
|
|-
|''*StemonWasHere''
|President of Sirenguard Autonomous District
|
|-
|*''AdminSam''
|[[Admin Sam]], moderator of [[Āwjāŋŋāj]] forum
|*''AdminSamAJNg''
|-
|''*Mr.Tennisball''
|[[Mr. Tennisball]]
|''*MrTennisball''
|-
|''*NiLiJikiSuki''
|A [[Kirin|Kirinian]]
|
|-
|''*sannanparykowu''
|Pro-Stemon business owner from [[Yija]]
|
|-
|*''&74286830''
|[[sq]]
|Professional ragebaiter who has the username of [[Admin Sam]] (deleted)
|*''AdminSam''
|-
|''*JohnEsperanto''
| rowspan="3" |[[User:Poppingcorn|popping_corn]]
|Pepuakaijan author
|
|-
|*''StevenPaperseller''
|Sells paper in Pepuakaija
|
|-
|*''SomeRandomTurtle''
|Lives in Pepuakaija but hates everything about it
|
|-
|''*adnarthrowawayX''
| rowspan="2" |[[User:Adnagaporp|Adnagaporp]]
|Pro-[[Adnar]] throwaway accounts, probably ran by the [[Adnagaporp|Supreme Leader]].
|
|-
|''*bigamogus''
|[[Big Amogus]] impersonator.
|
|-
|*''RivuléRainworld''
| rowspan="3" |[[Rivulé Rainworld]]
|[[Rivulé Rainworld]], allegedly
|
|-
|*''itsEesti''
|Resident of Paz Kiiam
|
|-
|*''Katingamma''
|Resident of Paz Kiiam
|
|-
|*''tocjagas_greatest_queer''
| rowspan="4" |[[Carl]]
|Resident of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
|
|-
|*''user616''
|[[Tanylezi|Tanyleziphilic]] asshole of unknown nationality
|
|-
|*''greenorchid''
|Person of unknown nationality who went to [[Neu Tocoselesi]], [[Tanylezi]] for a period of time.
|
|-
|*''janacoće1843861''
|Resident of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]. Did not know who [[Cassandra Watkins]] was until November 11th, 2025 at 8:08 PM EST.
|
|}


* ''darkorangeleaf''
* ''sheeponatrain''
* ''slablandiccomputernerd''
* ''tagusatta''
* ''degenerate420''
* ''VioletOnAVine''
* ''notarobot1674674259859IO''
* ''Andasin [MOD]''
* ''anticrossbowfellow''
* ''turuthnaaqngytaasas''
* ''madalenaa''
* ''ActuallyChronicallyOnline1213''
* ''bigsene''
* ''shasudh''
* ''tamarasucksatgeography''
* ''ngods_favorite_flower [ADMIN]''
* ''albaniEsasud''
* ''sheikah_meow''
* ''Quing_ßlanty_I''
* ''ancuwe2009''
* ''dir_waichi''
* ''fullLegalNameAddressBirthdaySocialSecurityNumber''
* ''ascultasne-sa-musica''
* ''qytyr''
* ''türüþń-sea''
* ''AdminSam''
* ''rockyhardhat''
* ''ConH''
* ''JohnEsperanto''
* ''burnerAccount69963''
* ''fisa4ever''
* ''NotFenrak''
* ''ñaishmelin''
* ''StevenPaperseller''
* ''nrmirenal''
* ''SomeRandomTurtle''
* ''kiwawa994''
* ''iLoveSoup''
* ''foodblehi''
* ''Furiulaaraaifit''
* ''bebe2008''
* ''fartguzzler42069''
* ''Unrelated413''
* ''automɔd''
* ''ityn-ciśüń-japä''

* *user2703942
* *SirenballPT
* *StemonWasHere
* *AdminSamAJNg
* *MrTennisball

== Translations ==

{{Trans|
{{trans/item|Araçanic|''Kribat!'' {{ipa|[krɥːat], [krɥːa.Cː] or [krɥːa.ð̞V]}}}}
{{trans/item|Kaipanese|''Turiwáta!'' {{ipa|[tɯ.ɾi.ʋaː.ta]}}}}
{{trans/item|Sirenian|''Tьriwœht!'' {{ipa|/t(ɯ̆).ri.wɔːt̚/}}}}
{{trans/item|Śácamþaśá|''¡Triwát!'' {{Script|script=thl|t=!twarit!}} {{ipa|[triβ̞ʷɒːt]}}}}
}}

== Footnotes ==

[[Category:In-universe communications]]
[[Category:Pages with translation sections]]

Triwát

2025-12-23T15:52:56Z

Octothorpe:

[[File:Triwat.png|thumb|Triwát's logo, designed by [[sq]]]]
'''Triwát''' (from [[Śácamþaśá]] {{Script|script=thl|t=!twarit!}} [triβ̞ʷɒːt], meaning ‘go!, forwards! or praise!’), stylized as '''triwát!''', is a social media website hosted in [[Keltechra]].

== Guide ==

Posts consist of three parts: the title, the tags, and the body. Tags are very important for sorting and feeds, and misspellings of them should be corrected. They are preceded with the character &. Replies only contain the body. Anonymous posting is not allowed.

The symbol * indicates a user. If the username is preceded with **, it means the user has silenced notifications from replies to the post or reply. Usernames can include most printable Unicode characters other than whitespace, within reason. They can also be changed once every 30 days.

Users can follow other users and tags. All posts from followed users and all posts that include followed tags will show up on their feed, in reverse chronological order.

There are several boards on Triwát, which have different requirements for access. The most important of which is <tt>g</tt> "general", which all users can always see and does not needed to be specified. Others include <tt>x</tt> for r5<ref>/oorp Nguhcord moderation has confirmed that this board shouldn't be posted on</ref>, <tt>m</tt> for reports and moderation actions (open to autotrusted users), and <tt>a</tt> for mute appeals (open to tempmuted or permmuted users and moderation).

== List of known users ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="margin:auto"
|-
! Triwát Username !! Player !! Description !! Past aliases
|-
|*''darkorangeleaf''
| rowspan="9" |[[User:Cinthyr|cinthyr]]
|Sirenguarded immigrant to [[Keltechra]], living in Ugeļța, KE
|
|-
|*''VioletOnAVine''
|Keltechran living in [[Tarpoenstad]], KE
|
|-
|*''Andasin [MOD]''
|Keltechran student of Mechanical Engineering at the University of Kozdenen, moderator on Triwát
|
|-
|*''madalenaa''
|Real name Madalena Ańelli, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Keltechra. Lives in Tarpoenstad, KE
|
|-
|*''ngods_favorite_flower [ADMIN]''
|Administrator on Triwát, in charge of PR
|
|-
|*''türüþń-sea''
|Keltechran Śácamþań who makes music in their spare time. Born in Saqár.
|*''turufnj_sea''
|-
|*''dir-waichi''
|Deer from [[Port Marcy]], KC
|
|-
|*''ascultasne-sa-musica''
|Professional musician in Keltechra
|
|-
|*''iLoveSoup''
|Veteran of Triwát, unknown origin
|
|-
|*''Quing_ßlanty_I''
|[[Szlanty|ßlanty]]
|[[Szlanty|Quing ßlanty I]] of [[Nāroňpār]]
|*''Quing_Szlanty_I''
|-
|*''sheeponatrain''
| rowspan="4" |[[User:Annwan|Annwan]]
|Delivery worker residing in a small studio in a [[Chalmosique|Chalmosican]] Hab complex
|
|-
|*''nrmirénal''
|Elementary teacher in Ojovila, FCYB
|*''nrmirenal''
|-
|''*&18685621''
|(deleted) A Gendarmarià officer involved into the Sirenguarded temporary administration
|''*burnerAccount69963''
|-
|*''m-í-vinerálts''
|Cook in a restaurant in Oestpòrt
|*''m-i-vineralts''
|-
|*''kiwawa994''
|[[User:JayOkamiyu|Brëdcrumbs]]
|Kaipanese citizen residing in Gainara, Aoga Province, [[Kaipa|Republic of Kaipa]].
|
|-
|*''turuþnáqŋytásas''
| rowspan="4" |[[User:Pikkuhiljaa|Þuńiśa]]
|Angry musician in [[Maraśa]]
|*''turuthnaaqngytaasas''
|-
|*''fisa4ever''
|Middle-aged woman and sailor in Maraśa, originally from Þumfeþyjif, Miŋejácár
|
|-
|*''furiuláraaifit''
|Spicy food connaisseuse in Maraśa
|*''furiulaaraaifit''
|-
|*''truthseeker''
|Conspiracy fanatic living in [[Þunan Ŋáce]].
|
|-
|''*user2703942''
| rowspan="7" |[[StemonWasHere|Stemon]]
|A [[Rose Corp]] employee who's in debt to the [[Sǐppæ̌ht clan|Sǐppæ̌ht clan]]
|
|-
|*''SirenballPT''
|A [[Ŋountryballs]] artist in [[Sirenguard]]
|
|-
|''*StemonWasHere''
|President of Sirenguard Autonomous District
|
|-
|*''AdminSam''
|[[Admin Sam]], moderator of [[Āwjāŋŋāj]] forum
|*''AdminSamAJNg''
|-
|''*Mr.Tennisball''
|[[Mr. Tennisball]]
|''*MrTennisball''
|-
|''*NiLiJikiSuki''
|A [[Kirin|Kirinian]]
|
|-
|''*sannanparykowu''
|Pro-Stemon business owner from [[Yija]]
|
|-
|*''&74286830''
|[[sq]]
|Professional ragebaiter who has the username of [[Admin Sam]] (deleted)
|*''AdminSam''
|-
|''*JohnEsperanto''
| rowspan="3" |[[User:Poppingcorn|popping_corn]]
|Pepuakaijan author
|
|-
|*''StevenPaperseller''
|Sells paper in Pepuakaija
|
|-
|*''SomeRandomTurtle''
|Lives in Pepuakaija but hates everything about it
|
|-
|''*adnarthrowawayX''
| rowspan="2" |[[User:Adnagaporp|Adnagaporp]]
|Pro-[[Adnar]] throwaway accounts, probably ran by the [[Adnagaporp|Supreme Leader]].
|
|-
|''*bigamogus''
|[[Big Amogus]] impersonator.
|
|-
|*''RivuléRainworld''
| rowspan="3" |[[Rivulé Rainworld]]
|[[Rivulé Rainworld]], allegedly
|
|-
|*''itsEesti''
|Resident of Paz Kiiam
|
|-
|*''Katingamma''
|Resident of Paz Kiiam
|
|-
|*''tocjagas_greatest_queer''
| rowspan="3" |[[Carl]]
|Resident of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
|
|-
|*''user616''
|[[Tanylezi|Tanyleziphilic]] asshole of unknown nationality
|
|-
|*''greenorchid''
|Person of unknown nationality who went to [[Neu Tocoselesi]], [[Tanylezi]] for a period of time.
|
|}


* ''darkorangeleaf''
* ''sheeponatrain''
* ''slablandiccomputernerd''
* ''tagusatta''
* ''degenerate420''
* ''VioletOnAVine''
* ''notarobot1674674259859IO''
* ''Andasin [MOD]''
* ''anticrossbowfellow''
* ''turuthnaaqngytaasas''
* ''madalenaa''
* ''ActuallyChronicallyOnline1213''
* ''bigsene''
* ''shasudh''
* ''tamarasucksatgeography''
* ''ngods_favorite_flower [ADMIN]''
* ''albaniEsasud''
* ''sheikah_meow''
* ''Quing_ßlanty_I''
* ''ancuwe2009''
* ''dir_waichi''
* ''fullLegalNameAddressBirthdaySocialSecurityNumber''
* ''ascultasne-sa-musica''
* ''qytyr''
* ''türüþń-sea''
* ''AdminSam''
* ''rockyhardhat''
* ''ConH''
* ''JohnEsperanto''
* ''burnerAccount69963''
* ''fisa4ever''
* ''NotFenrak''
* ''ñaishmelin''
* ''StevenPaperseller''
* ''nrmirenal''
* ''SomeRandomTurtle''
* ''kiwawa994''
* ''iLoveSoup''
* ''foodblehi''
* ''Furiulaaraaifit''
* ''bebe2008''
* ''fartguzzler42069''
* ''Unrelated413''
* ''automɔd''
* ''ityn-ciśüń-japä''

* *user2703942
* *SirenballPT
* *StemonWasHere
* *AdminSamAJNg
* *MrTennisball

== Translations ==

{{Trans|
{{trans/item|Araçanic|''Kribat!'' {{ipa|[krɥːat], [krɥːa.Cː] or [krɥːa.ð̞V]}}}}
{{trans/item|Kaipanese|''Turiwáta!'' {{ipa|[tɯ.ɾi.ʋaː.ta]}}}}
{{trans/item|Sirenian|''Tьriwœht!'' {{ipa|/t(ɯ̆).ri.wɔːt̚/}}}}
{{trans/item|Śácamþaśá|''¡Triwát!'' {{Script|script=thl|t=!twarit!}} {{ipa|[triβ̞ʷɒːt]}}}}
}}

== Footnotes ==

[[Category:In-universe communications]]
[[Category:Pages with translation sections]]

Triwat

2025-12-23T01:57:02Z

Octothorpe: Redirected page to Triwát

#REDIRECT [[Triwát]]

Tocjaǵa Śahan

2025-12-10T02:38:28Z

Octothorpe:

{{Infobox ngation|name=Tocjaǵa Śahan|banner=Tocjaǵa_Śahan_banner.webp|capital=Crask Beach|demonym=Śahanic|languages=[[Fruitcat]]|two-digit-code=TS|three-digit-code=TSN|map=Tocjagasahan.png|leader=[[Howard]]|ruler=[[Howard]]|ruler-title=Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, Judges (all of them)|government=Vaguely Democratic Anti-Authoritarian Quasi-Constitutional Dictatorship-Monarch-esque Chickenist Kritarchic Theocratically-aligned Eco-Anarchist Communism|religions=[[Chickenism]] (unofficial)
[[Greek Polytheism]] (unofficial, minority religion)}}'''Tocjaǵa Śahan''' ([[Fruitcat]]: /tokjad͡ʒa ʃaxan/, meaning "Border Islands") is a small country on the northeastern world borders.

Not much goes on there.

== History ==
Tocjaǵa Śahan was founded on 14 April 2025. Then nothing really happened.

A big Chihiro Fujisaki pixel art was built. It is the pride of Tocjaǵa Śahan.

There used to a pyrite island with a chicken mural on it. Something something [[Chickenism]]. Then it became gone because I didn't like it and I don't owe you anything ok

== Notable People ==

* [[Howard]]
* [[Jeming Showetanya Eshyeleshew]]
* [[User:Octothorpe]]

== Names in other languages ==
{{Trans|{{trans/item|Kilvanan|Tokjaxasahananaƕat {{ipa|/tokjad͡zasaxananaɸat/}}}}
{{trans/item|Kośtsiśtsi|''Dróstsi Togǵaǵa Śaxan'' {{ipa|[ˈdrostsi toɣ:αɣα ɕæxan]}}}}
{{trans/item|Qgicauue| ''Tecadzha Shaha'' {{ipa|[tɛ.cad.ʒa ʃa.χa]}}}}
{{Trans/item|Śácamþaśá|{{Script|script=thl|t=NSASAqATo}} ''Cácaśaśań'' {{ipa|/'cäːcɐʃɐʃɐɲ/}}}}
{{trans/item|Taqồpaq|''Tokiaưa Śahan'' {{ipa|[ˈtokjaɰa ɕaxan]}}}}
{{trans/item|Tosï|''Tokara Xahan'' {{ipa|[ˈtokaʁa ʃaxan]}}}}}}
[[Category:Pages with translation sections]]

Āwjāŋŋāj

2025-12-10T00:52:15Z

Octothorpe:

'''Āwjāŋŋāj''', '''Awjangngaj''', or '''AJŊ''' is a [[Sirenguard]]-based [[English]] language online forum. The website allows users to post and reply anonymously, though they can choose not to if they want. Due to poor moderation<ref>https://discordapp.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1435594544166076438</ref>, the website has faced many controversies and incidents. The website was launched and is almost entirely moderated by one person, simply known as [[Admin Sam]].

== Incidents ==
The website is home to multiple incidents, due to the user being almost free to post whatever they want.

=== 4000 Kaema Guy ===
A man posted that he inherited his parents' debt of 4000+ [[Kaema]] they owe to the loan sharks.<ref>https://discordapp.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1435478785989410976</ref> Another user later suggests that the original poster has been killed and thrown into the sea.<ref>https://discordapp.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1435539136336629872</ref>

=== “Fuck Myranism” thread ===
A user known as <code>user73617</code> posted in the "Fuck [[Myranism]]" thread about his plan to kill the then cult leader [[dwe Myranacsutcsute]]. In order to prevent the situation from escalating, Admin Sam decided to close the thread.<ref>https://discordapp.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1435589235922047026</ref> Later, dwe Myranacsutcsute announces plan to visit [[Adnar]] in order to communicate with the comatose [[Big Amogus]].<ref>https://discordapp.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1435636598313193544</ref> This move was ridiculed even by the Adnarian government, causing Admin Sam to reopen the thread.<ref>https://discordapp.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1435645985543159859</ref> While dwe Myranacsutcsute was meditating, an assassin ran through the securities and killed them with a knife. He got away but dropped his knife with “No truth stays truthful forever” carved into the handle.<ref>https://discordapp.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1435798040207429713</ref> Enraged, Admin Sam decided to reveal the assassin's identity, being a [[Kyawcenni people|Kyawcenni]] immigrant named [[Connor Hayes|"Gān" (Con) Connor Hayes]], which is still on the run.

== References ==
[[Category:In-universe communications]]

User:Octothorpe

2025-12-10T00:46:15Z

Octothorpe:

''Ngiki Article Count: [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]]''
{{Infobox person
|name=Carl Horatio Jesus Callithorpe
|photo=Igor.png
|photo-label=
|pronouns= they/them/their/theirs/themself
|born=May 5th
|other-names=Octothorpe, Thorpe
|occupations=who knows
|nationality=[[Tocjaǵa Śahan|Śahanic]], [[Enkavak|Atlantic]], [[T'anshilebs|T'anshiloubi]], formerly [[Tanylezi]]
|nocategory=no
}}
== redoing this later ==
----
[[Category:Players]]

User:Octothorpe

2025-12-04T03:43:24Z

Octothorpe:

Carl Cafaceu

2025-12-04T02:44:49Z

Octothorpe:

'' This page is for the late in-lore character Carl Cafaceu, for the player who plays the character, see [[Carl]].''

'''Halen Carl Horatio Jesus Cafaceu, PhD, ScD, MD, Esq.'''<ref>Don't ask how they got those. Nobody knows.</ref> ([[Aparatas]]: ''Halen Carl Horasio Dzisys Cafaceu'') was a [[Tanylezi]] musician who also just so happened to found and rule the nation.

{{Infobox person|name=Halen Carl Horatio Jesus Cafaceu, PhD, ScD, MD, Esq.|photo=Octothorpe's Skin.png|photo-label=Carl Cafaceu's 100% real appearance|pronouns=they/them|born=May 5th|other-names=Carl|nationality=[[Tanylezi]], [[Enkavak|Atlantic]], [[T'anshilebs|T'anshilebi]]|died=April 23rd, 2025}}

== Biography ==
Carl spawned on 6 July 2024 at [[Spawn]]. After illegally settling in [[Enkavak]], they founded [[Tanylezi]] with [[Tolesi Cafaceu]].

Tolesi and Carl had a falling out, and now Carl rules alone with a grudge towards Tolesi.<ref>Actually, they don't really care that much, but everyone seems to ignore that.</ref>

On the 15th of November 2024, Cafaceu went missing. Many had attributed this to the [[Letters to Carl Cafaceu]], but no concrete evidence exists. And then they came back; nobody really knows when<ref>I just don't want to look up when it was.</ref>, but it's documented in [[The Chicken Bible]].

On 19 April 2025, Carl was found dead in their office via lily of the valley poisoning by a [[Tje Manathi T'onzolo|Manathic]] nationalist. Their will gave their entire estate (excluding [[Fujisaki Island]], which later became a part of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]],) up for auction. It was eventually purchased by [[Fin]] for one chicken spawn egg (for lore reasons). Then Fin got slimed and Tanylezi was given to [[Lavvakcesaa]], who auctioned it again.

== Places of Employment ==

* Leader of [[Tanylezi]]
* Representative of Tanylezi
* CEO of [[Los Pollos Hermanos]]

== Projects ==

* [[The Chicken Bible]], the holy text of [[Chickenism]].
* Winter Moon, the Tanylezi entry for [[Nguhrovision Song Contest]].

== Footnotes ==
[[Category:Players]]

Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025

2025-12-04T02:42:16Z

Octothorpe: they're still dead gang

{{Infobox Nguhrovision
|name=Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025
|logo=Nguhrovision-2025-design.png
|contest-date=''TBD''
|host-country=[[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen|Kyaw Cen]]
|venue=likely [[Parkow Arena]], [[Parkow]]
|presenters=''TBD''
|executive-supervisor=[[Marcy Sheikah]]
|creative-director=[[Marcy Sheikah]]
|countries=Nguhrovision-2025-map.png
|prev year=[[Nguhrovision 2024|2024]]
}}
The '''Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025''' is set to be the second edition of the [[Nguhrovision Song Contest]] held in [[Parkow]], [[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]], following its victory in [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2024|Pfoas 2024]]. It will be organized by the [[Kyawcenni Broadcasting Union]] and directed by [[Marcy Sheikah]].

==Participating countries==
{|class="wikitable sortable"
!data-sort-type="RO"| RO
! Country
! Artist
! Song
! Notes
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Esc-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Evil Scamming Country]]
| [[Chronos]]
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xZfJGuIyLY music to make dogs bark (Prophecies)]
|
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Hummland-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Hummland]]
| [[hummus|humɯnɥ]]
| [https://youtu.be/YlWTxCDn3WE ЯEAƎR — 1O∩∪ ⦂]
|
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Lav-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Lavvakcesaa]]
| [[Nate]]
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eSwdewl4iQ bep]
|
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Rauratoshan-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Rauratoshan]]
| [[Astaryuu|Youmu Hanahaki]]
| [https://youtu.be/Wn0c9nZgg2s?t=35 Lyrid Storm]
|
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Tanzang-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Tanzang]]
| [[Mannus Bilt]] ft. [[Māj Osop]]
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zdDY8MVL68 Lorenzo]
|
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Thehole-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[The Hole]]
| [[DJFLOMPYBEAN]]
| [https://youtu.be/od6xlvI1ETU Null Morpheme]
|
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Tocjaga-Sahan-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
| [[User:Octothorpe|Carl "Dionysodorus" Not-Cafaceu]]
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK1ZvL2vb7A Morningstar]
|
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Wekannu-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Wekañu-Skefo]]
| [[Roader]]
| [https://youtu.be/4Y9mCmaFHOI Sugela Digela]
|
|-
| ''TBD''
| [[File:Xtrakva-Nguhrovision.png|link=|25px]] [[Xtrakva]]
| [[Vÿl]]
| [https://youtu.be/Wi0eaGUQlsA Ejtiwtob legejlu kjo nej (Nobody Sings Like You)]
|
|}

[https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1nsw66lBdeLIh8PRHgkH8lsHn5jvrxh4&si=B2eRlCPpgZ0kwJvf Full Playlist]

==Rules for participation==
The following is a list of the terms you have to agree to in order to participate in the Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025:

* Multiple entries cannot be represented by the same artist or country.
* The entry has to exceed one (1) minute and cannot exceed four (4) minutes in length.
* The entry has to be original. It must be written by or for the artist. Covers, parodies or remixes of other songs are not allowed.
* The song may not be written by generative artificial intelligence.
* The song may not have been published before the previous contest.
* The entry may not violate the rules of the Agma Schwa discord server.
* Only a maximum number of six (6) people are allowed to be on stage at the same time.
* In order to submit an entry, the song has to be uploaded on YouTube, either public or unlisted.
* By submitting an entry, you agree to have your performance recorded and publicly uploaded on the official Nguhrovision Song Contest YouTube channel.
* Each artist (or one of the artists in a group) representing a country has to announce the country's jury points.
* In order to compete in the contest you need to represent a country.
* In order to represent a country, you need approval from that country's government. If the artist is also the leader of that country, approval is implied.

'''But:'''
* The song does not have to contain lyrics.
* Vocaloid singers are allowed.

===Submission link and deadline===
In order to participate in the Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025, you need to submit your song using this link: 
https://forms.gle/SSCHyUJEY5H7h975A 
If you submitted a song, please ping Marcy Sheikah (@sheikah_meow) about it on Discord. 
The deadline was originally set to be the 04 October 2025; but on 23 September 2025, Sheikah announced that '''the deadline would be postponed indefinitely''' due to the insufficient number of submissions and overlapping deadlines with the ''Cursed Conlang Circus 4'', a conlang competition by [[Agma Schwa]].

Fencoh Alecolzon

2025-12-01T03:20:36Z

Octothorpe:

{{Infobox person|name=Fencoh Alecolzon|nationality=[[Tanylezi]]|photo=Fencohinhisresidence.png|photo-label=Alecolzon in their residence.|pronouns=he/she/they}}

'''Fencoh Alecolzon''' is a [[Tanylezi]] librarian and politician currently elected as the [[Political System of Tanylezi|Canahalen]] of Tanylezi. Sometime in 2025 they disappeared.

User:Octothorpe

2025-12-01T02:30:33Z

Octothorpe:

''Ngiki Article Count: [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]]''
{{Infobox person
|name=Carl Horatio Jesus Callithorpe
|photo=Igor.png
|photo-label='''Carl's current Minecraft skin<ref>Contrary to what this skin may suggest, Carl is actually white.</ref>'''
|pronouns= they/them/their/theirs/themself xe/xyr/xyr/xyrs/xyrself<ref>Yes, an irregular declension of the normal xe/xem. Don't question it.</ref>
|born=May 5th
|other-names=Octothorpe, Thorpe
|occupations=who knows
|nationality=[[Tocjaǵa Śahan|Śahanic]], [[Enkavak|Atlantic]], [[T'anshilebs|T'anshiloubi]], formerly [[Tanylezi]]
|nocategory=no
}}
'''Carl''', usually going by Octothorpe, is, was, and/or may be a Nguhcrafter who currently lives in [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]. Prior to their settlement on [[Crask Beach]], Carl <s>played the characters of [[Carl Cafaceu]] and [[Tolesi Cafaceu]] and</s><ref>Removed in original manuscript.</ref> was the leader of [[Tanylezi]] until it was auctioned off to [[Fin]].
== Notable Works ==
<s>
=== Pre-Auction ===
* [[Tanylezi]]
* Tanylezi's government building<ref>It's actually fairly cool, to be frank.</ref>
* [[Los Pollos Hermanos]]
* Winter Moon, the 5th placer of [[Nguhrovision 2024]].
* Writing the plot of the [[Tanylezi Civil War]]</s>
=== Post-Auction ===
* The massive pixel art of Chihiro Fujisaki in Tocjaǵa Śahan
* Their Śahanic house
----
[[Category:Players]]

The Chicken Bible

2025-12-01T01:54:43Z

Octothorpe:

'''The Chicken Bible''' is the central text of [[Chickenism]].

== Synopsis ==

=== The Scatter ===
[[Cotje]], being formed from a scatter of materials, creates a world from the sound waves of an amethyst instrument. They make humans and there are cities and wars on the earth. There was a great city known as Coćene that was led by [[Jemiń of Faj]].

=== 1 Janacoće ===
After Coćene fell, Cotje tells Janacoće to collect all of their followers so that their people may be taken away to a new land, where there are blue walls that reach the sky. Janacoće does and many things occur. Janacoće gets a lapse in faith and is saved from exile by Cotje. literally just budget exodus idfk

IF YOU SEE THIS TELL @carl.fujisaki. TO WRITE MORE OF THE CHICKEN BIBLE

== Old Version ==
Before the Chickenism Rewrite, Chickenism was a [[Tanylezi]] religion with its own Chicken Bible. It's kind of buns but you can read it at select libraries.

Fruitcat

2025-12-01T01:54:08Z

Octothorpe:

'''Fruitcat''' is a language spoken in [[Tocjaǵa Śahan|Tocjaǵa Śahan.]]{{Infobox language|name=Fruitcat|family=Isolate|era=Nowadays...|scripts=Latin Script|country=[[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]|demonym=Fruitcat|endonym=Fruitcat|number=????|usage=National Language (i guess??)|lang-code=FCT}}

If you see this page, ping @carl.fujisaki. and tell them to WORK ON THE GODDAMN WIKI PAGE

== Phonology ==
{| class="wikitable"
!
!Labial
!Dental
!Alveolar
!Post-Alveolar
!Palatal
!Velar
|-
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The Chicken Bible

2025-12-01T01:53:43Z

Octothorpe:

'''The Chicken Bible''' is the central text of [[Chickenism]].

== Synopsis ==

=== The Scatter ===
[[Cotje]], being formed from a scatter of materials, creates a world from the sound waves of an amethyst instrument. They make humans and there are cities and wars on the earth. There was a great city known as Coćene that was led by [[Jemiń of Faj]].

=== 1 Janacoće ===
After Coćene fell, Cotje tells Janacoće to collect all of their followers so that their people may be taken away to a new land, where there are blue walls that reach the sky. Janacoće does and many things occur. Janacoće gets a lapse in faith and is saved from exile by Cotje.

IF YOU SEE THIS TELL @carl.fujisaki. TO WRITE MORE OF THE CHICKEN BIBLE

== Old Version ==
Before the Chickenism Rewrite, Chickenism was a [[Tanylezi]] religion with its own Chicken Bible. It's kind of buns but you can read it at select libraries.

Ŋimeline

2025-12-01T01:47:59Z

Octothorpe:

The '''ŋimeline''' is the lore-based chronology of [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] history. Where the ''[[Timeline of Nguhcraft history|timeline]]'' shows events when they happened in the real world, the ''ŋimeline'' shows events that happened in the ŋorld's worldbuilding which do not have a corresponding real event. The ŋimeline is not managed by anyone in particular and has the potential to result in inconsistences, which the involved players must come to a resolution for amongst themselves.

In terms of the different seasons, the ŋimeline only includes the past of [[Season 2]] since [[Season 1]] was an entirely different world with its own chronology. Season 2 has only been influenced by the history of Season 1 during the Modern Era. Season 1's ŋimeline is shrouded in mystery since mainly [[Ætérnal]] and [[Agma Schwa]] contributed to it, while other players did minimal, if any worldbuilding.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Era
!Date
!Event
|-
|'''Creation'''
|t=0
|The Ŋods create [[Hajdislant]] to serve as the afterlife
|-
| rowspan="6" |'''Ancient'''
| rowspan="5" |???
|[[Vööccöjkeð]] creates the [[Evil Scamming Country]] which owns all the land
|-
|The [[M'agma Aumbus]] is written
|-
|[[Evil Scamming Country]] generously gives its land to other countrie
|-
| The First Pathmakers/. . . (Literally; Fire-Path People) settle around what would become [[Emberland]]
|-
|[[Avazistan#Prehistoric Avazistan|Pre-Avazistani settlements]]
|-
|1 March 753 BC
|[[Namnak I]] wins the Greek-Atlantic war and founds the [[Atlantic Empire]]
|-
| rowspan="12" |'''Medieval'''
| rowspan="8" |???
|[[Avazistan#First settlements|First Avazistani settlements]]
|-
|First settlements in [[Dhourigkàn]]
|-
|The [[Blossomic Empire of Pua]] forms
|-
|[[Avazistan#Conquest of the Desert|Conquest of the Desert]]
|-
|Morytian sailors arrive in [[Xtrakva]]
|-
|[[Hentzo]] is founded
|-
|[[Flagstaff]] is founded
|-
|[[Avazistan#Avazistan Empire|Avazistan Empire]] forms
|-
|Kanbi 1 (unknown Gregorian/Julian date)
|[[Rauratoshan]] is founded in its original universe
|-
|Peska 1 (1612 AD)
|The current royal lineage of Rauratoshan, House Mojito, is established
|-
|Nateril 421 (1706 CE)
|Some Nahan sailors accidentally cross a small dimensional rift, landing them in [[Yetch Bay]]
|-
|Poaren 16 (1722 CE)
|The [[Federation of Yetch Bay]] is founded as a mediating instance between the Nahan settlers and the existing population
|-
| rowspan="14" |'''Modern'''<ref>See the [[Timeline of Nguhcraft history|timeline]] for more events in the Modern Era</ref>
| rowspan="7" |???
|[[The Old Kingdom]] is founded
|-
|The [[Coral Shrines]] and [["Fate"]] are constructed
|-
|Adeleine V37 arrives from the [[A Message From the Transversal Communications Authority#Universe 37 and You|Divergence]]
|-
|[[Avazistan#Civil war and joint Oberian-Hummlandic intervention|Avazistani Civil War and Intervention]]
|-
|[[w:Ea-nāṣir|Ea-nāṣir]] moves to [[Bad to the Land]]
|-
|Events of [[The Chicken Bible|The Old Chicken Bible]] occur
|-
|The Puan and Amujan migrate out of the [[Pua (region)|Pua region]] into other parts of southern Thasusa and the northern [[Land of Chaos]], forming modern [[Pua]], [[Tauranga Puawai]], and [[Amujology|a succession of short lived Amujan states]].
|-
| September 15, 1945
| [[Vallis Draconum]]'s Traditionalist Party creates a dictatorship
|-
|October 3, 2009
|[[Sirenguard]] was formed
|-
| 13 Towanrita, Kanata 88 (2013 AD)
| [[Rauratoshan]] is brought to Nguhcraft by the [[Madness Multiverse Missionary]] (at the time known as the RIPI)
|-
|January 2, 2023
|[[Cinthyr]] joins Nguhcraft[<nowiki/>[[Citation needed|''citation needed'']]]
|-
| July 31, 2024
| [[Ryuki Tenbin]] is deposed, ending the dictatorship of [[Vallis Draconum]]
|-
|February 26, 2025 (CE)
|[["Fate"]] reappears as prophesized
|-
|Early 2025
|The [[Dróstsiśtsi|People's Republic of Dróstsiśtsi]] forms on islands off the coast of the Land of Chaos and expands to include much of the western end of the Land of Chaos.
|-
|'''Future'''
|???
|[[A Message From the Transversal Communications Authority#Context|The Vazrsch Insurgency]]
|}

Guiŋŋǝss Ŋorld Records

2025-11-29T20:24:18Z

Octothorpe:

'''Guiŋŋǝss Ŋorld Records''' (English: [ˈgɪŋːæs ˈŋɤɹ̠ɫd̥ ˈɹ̠ɛkɚd͜z]) is a nebulously existent agency that keeps records on various server achievements.

==Tracked achievements==
: ''This list is incomplete. You can help Nguhcraft Wiki by adding to it.''
* First person to claim every advancement: [[Hummus]]
* Shortest-lived ŋation: [[South-Southeastern Glurbistan]], 16 minutes<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1268387836835397653/1426819628134436864</ref><ref name=":0">It has been disputed on whether negative time counts. Because of this, both are counted as the shortest-lived ngation.</ref>
* Shortest-lived ŋation: [[Uzbekistan Infinity]], -37 days, -6 hours, and -16 minutes.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1268387836835397653/1418154541186158662</ref><ref name=":0" />
* Largest ŋation: [[Corneria, Anarchist Workers Republic of|Anarchist Workers Republic of Corneria]]
* Shortest-lived UŊ membership: [[Bramusia]], 5 seconds
* Shortest war: [[The Golden Isles-Aprux Mexyrhat war]], 8 seconds
* Smallest ŋation: [[Oblane Wybrzeże]], 1x1 block in area
* Most-sued Nguhcrafter: [[Breel]], 35 pending lawsuits<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/835185858864218122/1346594919506116792</ref>
* Most amount of speeding tickets: John Speed<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1418856604152893470</ref>, 43 speeding tickets
* Most scamming ŋation: [[Evil Scamming Country]], ESC scammed Guiŋŋǝss Ŋorld Records for this award[''c[[Citation needed|itation needed]]'']
* Greatest amount of nationalities: [[Suqi]], 35 nationalities
* Oldest [[Season 1|S1]] ŋation: [[First Cuban Empire|First Empire of Cuba]], established December 16th, 2020
* Oldest [[Season 2|S2]] ŋation: [[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]], established December 28th, 2023
* Oldest S2 settlement: [[Janus|Janus']] base in [[Ŋájaþáw]], established January 8th, 2022 at 9:07 AM EST<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/835185858864218122/929375724480135208</ref><ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/835185858864218122/929376583423246357</ref>
* Most amount of collisions per second: [[sourrabbit]], [[Fumo Factory Incidents|45,322,816,320]]
* Most wool in one place at once: sourrabbit, 3,046,656

== References ==

Guiŋŋǝss Ŋorld Records

2025-11-29T20:23:26Z

Octothorpe:

'''Guiŋŋǝss Ŋorld Records''' (English: [ˈgɪŋːæs ˈŋɤɹ̠ɫd̥ ˈɹ̠ɛkɚd͜z]) is a nebulously existent agency that keeps records on various server achievements.

==Tracked achievements==
: ''This list is incomplete. You can help Nguhcraft Wiki by adding to it.''
* First person to claim every advancement: [[Hummus]]
* Shortest-lived ŋation: [[South-Southeastern Glurbistan]], 16 minutes<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1268387836835397653/1426819628134436864</ref><ref name=":0">It has been disputed on whether negative time counts. Because of this, both are counted as the shortest-lived ngation.</ref>
* Shortest-lived ŋation: the [[State of Evil]], -4 hours and -10 minutes<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1268387836835397653/1418154541186158662</ref><ref name=":0" />
* Largest ŋation: [[Corneria, Anarchist Workers Republic of|Anarchist Workers Republic of Corneria]]
* Shortest-lived UŊ membership: [[Bramusia]], 5 seconds
* Shortest war: [[The Golden Isles-Aprux Mexyrhat war]], 8 seconds
* Smallest ŋation: [[Oblane Wybrzeże]], 1x1 block in area
* Most-sued Nguhcrafter: [[Breel]], 35 pending lawsuits<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/835185858864218122/1346594919506116792</ref>
* Most amount of speeding tickets: John Speed<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1418856604152893470</ref>, 43 speeding tickets
* Most scamming ŋation: [[Evil Scamming Country]], ESC scammed Guiŋŋǝss Ŋorld Records for this award[''c[[Citation needed|itation needed]]'']
* Greatest amount of nationalities: [[Suqi]], 35 nationalities
* Oldest [[Season 1|S1]] ŋation: [[First Cuban Empire|First Empire of Cuba]], established December 16th, 2020
* Oldest [[Season 2|S2]] ŋation: [[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]], established December 28th, 2023
* Oldest S2 settlement: [[Janus|Janus']] base in [[Ŋájaþáw]], established January 8th, 2022 at 9:07 AM EST<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/835185858864218122/929375724480135208</ref><ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/835185858864218122/929376583423246357</ref>
* Most amount of collisions per second: [[sourrabbit]], [[Fumo Factory Incidents|45,322,816,320]]
* Most wool in one place at once: sourrabbit, 3,046,656

== References ==

Naming systems

2025-11-29T20:04:28Z

Octothorpe: Redirected page to List of name systems

#REDIRECT [[List of name systems]]

Tocjaǵa Śahan

2025-11-21T03:18:36Z

Octothorpe:

{{Infobox ngation|name=Tocjaǵa Śahan|banner=Tocjaǵa_Śahan_banner.webp|capital=Crask Beach|demonym=Śahanic|languages=[[Fruitcat]]|two-digit-code=TS|three-digit-code=TSN|map=Tocjagasahan.png|leader=[[Howard]]|ruler=[[Howard]]|ruler-title=Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, Judges (all of them)|government=Vaguely Democratic Anti-Authoritarian Quasi-Constitutional Dictatorship-Monarch-esque Chickenist Kritarchic Theocratically-aligned Eco-Anarchist Communism|religions=[[Chickenism]] (unofficial)
[[Greek Polytheism]] (unofficial, minority religion)}}'''Tocjaǵa Śahan''' ([[Fruitcat]]: /tokʲad͡ʒa ʃaxan/, meaning "Border Islands") is a small country on the northeastern world borders.

Not much goes on there.

== History ==
Tocjaǵa Śahan was founded on 14 April 2025. Then nothing really happened.

A big Chihiro Fujisaki pixel art was built. It is the pride of Tocjaǵa Śahan.

There used to a pyrite island with a chicken mural on it. Something something [[Chickenism]]. Then it became gone...

== Notable People ==

* [[Howard]]
* [[Jeming Showetanya Eshyeleshew]]
* [[User:Octothorpe]]

== Names in other languages ==
{{Trans|{{trans/item|Kilvanan|Tokjaxasahananaƕat {{ipa|/tokjad͡zasaxananaɸat/}}}}
{{trans/item|Kośtsiśtsi|''Dróstsi Togǵaǵa Śaxan'' {{ipa|[ˈdrostsi toɣ:αɣα ɕæxan]}}}}
{{trans/item|Qgicauue| ''Tecadzha Shaha'' {{ipa|[tɛ.cad.ʒa ʃa.χa]}}}}
{{Trans/item|Śácamþaśá|{{Script|script=thl|t=NSASAqATo}} ''Cácaśaśań'' {{ipa|/'cäːcɐʃɐʃɐɲ/}}}}
{{trans/item|Taqồpaq|''Tokiaưa Śahan'' {{ipa|[ˈtokjaɰa ɕaxan]}}}}
{{trans/item|Tosï|''Tokara Xahan'' {{ipa|[ˈtokaʁa ʃaxan]}}}}}}
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Eɱail

2025-11-21T03:17:18Z

Octothorpe:

'''Eɱails''' are short messages sent in Lore that take after the format of an E-mail.

== List of known Eɱail addresses ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Country
! Person or Entity
! Address
! Notes
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Adnar]]
|[[Adnagaporp]]
|adnagaporp@gov.aa
|Supreme Leader of the Communist Empire of Adnar & Worldly Representative and Prophet of Big Amogus
|-
|[[Big Amogus]]
|bigamogus@gov.aa
|Big Amogus
''(He only sends eɱails, never replies. Send to Adnagaporp instead.)''
|-
|[[Anaqw]]
|Prime Minister Wandri Quai
|theotherwandri@gov.an
|
|-
|[[Araçana]]
|Office of the Mayor
|mayor@gov.ac
|
|-
| rowspan="15" |[[Imerchal]]
| rowspan="3" |University of Chalmosique
|administracion@unichal.ac.im
|General Administration
|-
| pressas@unichal.ac.im
|[[Chalmosique University Press]]
|-
|fac.fisica@unichal.ac.im
|Faculty of Physics
|-
|Societat Imerchalesa de Radiodifusion
|contact@sird.co.im
|Imerchal Broadcasting Company
|-
| rowspan="2" |Societat Ciutadana dei Camins de fèr Imerchaleses<ref>Chalmosique Metro, Imerchali segments of the Gulf Lines</ref>
|contact@scci.co.im
|For general inquiries
|-
|ret@scci.co.im
|For inquiries about the network (rails, stations)
|-
|Bibliotèca e Archius Ciutadans d’Imerchal
|contact@baci.gov.im
|National Library and Archives
|-
| rowspan="2" | Burèu d’Estat
| contact@estat.gov.im
| Office of State (foreign affairs)
|-
|director@estat.gov.im estat@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
| rowspan="2" |Burèu de la Gestion deu Territòri
|contact@territori.gov.im
|Office of land management
|-
|director@territori.gov.im territori@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
| rowspan="3" |Burèu de la Justícia
|contact@justicia.gov.im
|Office for justice
|-
|director@justicia.gov.im
justicia@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
|sm.ciutat@justicia.gov.im
|Chalmosique City (read: national) Court
|-
|Gendarmariá
|contact@gendarmaria.gov.im
|Imerchali Police Force and Military
|-
| rowspan="16" |[[Sirenguard|Sirenguard A.D.]] (Imerchal)
|[[StemonWasHere|Stemon Worshere]]
|worshere.s@sirenguard.gov.im
|President of Sirenguard
|-
|[[Cynthia Borsièr]]
|borsier.c@sirenguard.gov.im
|Vice President of Sirenguard and head of the Opposition
|-
|[[Dwe Myranacsutcsute]]
|dwe.myranacsutcsute@myrana.co.im
|Leader of the [[Myranism|Myranian]] cult
|-
|[[Mr. Tennisball]]
|contact@mrtennisball.co.im
|Political Cartoonist and host of [[Ballpark Podcast]]
|-
|[[Mr. Hrrawk]]
|hawkwith2rs@harpy.co.im
|Co-host of Ballpark Podcast
|-
|[[Admin Sam]]
|adminsam@awjangngaj.co.im
|Creator and admin of [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]
|-
|[[Connor Hayes]]
|cornerdvd@harpy.co.im
|An assassin who killed Dwe Myranacsutcsute
|-
|Sirenguarded Instutute of Technology and Research
|contact@sitr.ac.im
|
|-
|[[Sirenguard Lumber Company]]
|contact@slc.co.im
|
|-
|[[The Sirensong]]
|contact@sirensong.co.im
|News Outlet
|-
| rowspan="6" |[[AlfaBET888]]
|contact@alfabet888.co.im
|General customer contact
|-
|contact2@alfabet888.co.im
|in-group contact
|-
|contact3@alfabet888.co.im
| rowspan="4" |Figure out for yourself *wink*
|-
|contact4@alfabet888.co.im
|-
|contact5@alfabet888.co.im
|-
|contact6@alfabet888.co.im
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Kozdenen]]
| [[User:Total pleb|Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]]
| pelemva.ts@boule.gov.kz
| Head of state of Kozdenen
|-
|Office of the Doge
|doge@gov.kz
|
|-
| rowspan="10" | [[Keltechra]]
| [[User:Cinthyr|Odum Sintar Walsk Naldumi]]
| odum@lihadwerzu.gov.ke
| Head of state of Keltechra
|-
| Ministry of Foreign Affairs
| contact@mfa.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of the Interior
| contact@mi.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Defence
| contact@defence.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Finance and the Treasury
| contact@treasury.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Commerce
| contact@commerce.gov.ke
|
|-
| rowspan="4" | Personal emails
|-
| <third name>.<second name>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Adirni names; the "third name" is listed first and the "second name" listed second.
|-
| <given name>.<surname>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Ifriqan names.
|-
| <second name>.<third name>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Śácamþań names.
|-
| [[Xtrakva]]
| Gixmätÿnäska Ty̨vnakeši Governor
| governor@gov.tr
| Head of state of Xtrakva
|-
|[[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]]
|Office of the Prime Minister
|pm@gov.kc
|
|-
|[[Nāroňpār|Quingdom of Nāroňpār]]
|[[Szlanty|Quing ßlanty I of Nāroňpār]]
|szlanty@gov.na
|Quing of Nāroňpār
|-
| rowspan="11" | [[Enkavak]]
| [[Magistrates of Enkavak|Office of the Magistrates]]
| contact@mag.gov.ek press@mag.gov.ek
|
|-
| Office of the Governmential Secretaries
| contact@sec.gov.ek press@sec.gov.ek
|
|-
| General inbox of the Senate
| contact@sen.gov.ek press@sen.gov.ek
|
|-
| General inbox of the Court of Justice
| contact@court.gov.ek press@court.gov.ek
|
|-
| Office of the National Bank
| contact@bank.gov.ek press@bank.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Building and Build Management
| contact@mbb.gov.ek press@mbb.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Education
| contact@mfb.gov.ek press@mfb.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Historical Work and Library Management
| contact@mhab.gov.ek press@mhab.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Classified and Descreet Information Gathering
| contact@mldi.gov.ek press@mldi.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Language Standardisation
| contact@mfs.gov.ek press@mfs.gov.ek
|
|-
| [[Namnak Xhesas]]
| namnak.xhesas@gov.ek namnak.xhesas@mag.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@sec.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@sen.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@military.gov.ek
|
|-
| rowspan="7" |[[Krīpetēpla]]
|High King Sebroar
|sebroar@nts.gov.kr
|
|-
|Ministry of Foreign Affairs
|contact@sjie.gov.kr
| rowspan="5" |For initial contact only, replies will be sent from an official/magistrate, the minister or by an automated
reply system depending on the specific case.
In case you need to contact a specific person at the minister/supreme court, you have definitely been
provided an address to use.
|-
|Ministry of Interior
|contact@sjd.gov.kr
|-
|Ministry of Transportation
|contact@sjp.gov.kr
|-
|Ministry of Infastructure
|contact@sjq.gov.kr
|-
|Supreme Court of Kripetepla
|dp@dahjek.kr
|-
|KNH
|informators@knh.gov.kr
|Krīpetēplan Intelligence Services
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Hajdislant]]
|[[apollyon]]
|apollyon@living.gov.hd
|Ambassador of Hajdislant to the Living
|-
|Satan
|satan@dead.gov.hd
|Head of the Dead of Hajdislant
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Aylongam]]
|Office of the Quing
|drieng@gov.ay
|Head of State of Aylongam
|-
|Parliament of Aylongam
|<name>@phangat.ay
<clan>.<name>@phangat.ay
|Template for Aylongami Members of Parliament
|-
| rowspan="1" |[[Appalliŋesia]]
|[[entity]]
|fishwasher@sikktaalxoga.cx
|Fihs
|-
|[[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
|[[User:Octothorpe|Carl]]
|carlnotcafaceu@hermes.ts
|Hermes is implied to be the Śahanic Email service.
|-
| rowspan=7 | [[Rauratoshan]]
| Quing Regent of Rauratoshan || sinravi@gov.ra
|
|-
| Other non-RARK government officials || <asciified first and last name>@gov.ra
|
|-
| RARK faculty, staff, and students || <department acronym or first initial + last name>@rark.edu
|
|-
| [[Hira Ayemânsu]] || hayemaunsu@urahanil-unihatoska.com
|
|-
| {{galaxysys|Nozomi}} || blessingofdinatayu@nyuqanyu.ra
| Personal email address; use sinravi@gov.ra for official matters.
|-
| {{galaxysys|Estariel}} || heedalabiszoon@nyuqanyu.ra<ref>Reference to the song "Hadal Abyss Zone" by inabakumori, loaned into Rokadong as Hédalabis Zón.</ref>
|
|}

== List of defunct Eɱail addresses ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Country
! Person or Entity
! Address
! Notes
|-
| rowspan="4" | [[Bootland]]
| [[Lux Moniridia]]
| lux.moniridia@gov.bl
| Duchess of Bootland
|-
| [[Grex Multiridianus|Vattensdjävul]]
| vatt.d@mid.gov.bl
| Bootlandic Foreign Minister
|-
| [[Maria Papiliana]]
| mariap@mintrans.gov.bl
| Bootlandic Minister of Transportation
|-
| [[Grex Multiridianus|Impera Lucia]]
| impera.lucia@bldorogi.co.bl
| CEO of [[BL Roads]]
|-
|}

The Chicken Kerfuffle of 2025

2025-10-26T00:58:40Z

Octothorpe: keltechra had no page at the time i wrote thiz and i was really confused so i spelt it wrong

'''The Chicken Kerfuffle of 2025''' is a religious-diplomatic event that occurred after Chickenist figure [[Jeming Showetanya Eshyeleshew|Jeming Showetanya Eshyleshew]] denounced chicken killing in foreign nations.

== Initiation & First Speech ==
On 21 August 2025, [[Hummland]] posted a poster to its citizens, asking them to kill any chickens they see. [[Carl]] said that if this were to continue in other nations they would declare war.

Then on 6 September 2025, Chickenist apologist Jeming Showentanya Eshyleshew denounced both Hummland and any ŋation that doesn't protect chickens in their law.<blockquote>"My namesake, Jemiń of Faj, led battalions against those who were against Cotje. I will continue his legacy by speaking against those who are against chickens. Ignorance will not stand. Let all people appreciate chickens, Chickenist or not Chickenist. I speak for chickens; I speak not for Cotje the all-powerful. Do not kill."

- Jeming Showentanya Eshyleshew in his speech</blockquote>This divided both Chickenists and Non-Chickenists, and some speculated that Eshyleshew was secretly a follower of [[Tolesi Cafaceu]] which genuinely isn't true but seems like something people would speculate so I added it :333

== Keltechra & Anaku ==
[[Keltechra]] responded with contempt, shaming Jeming and claiming the speech had "planted the seeds of hatred" within the Chickenist community. They had also said that their law did not explicitly prohibit the killing of chickens but did protect the law of Chickenism.<blockquote>Shame on you, Jeming, because you have planted the seeds of hatred among your own people.

- The Odum of Keltechra</blockquote>Anaku defended Eshyleshew after this, saying it was immoral to kill chickens.

== Decline ==
Keltechran takes it back and it was just a prank bro. Then [[Hajdislant|Actual Genuine Fucking Hell]] condemned the practice. Thanks, Satan.

i should make this more fleshed out

Tanylezi Civil War

2025-10-20T19:43:00Z

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{{Infobox military conflict
|name= '''Tanylezi Civil War'''
|date= 20 February 2025 - 12 April 2025
|place= [[Tanylezi]], [[Tje Manathi T'onzolo]]
|map=
|map-caption=
|result=
|status= Resolved, Tanylezi victory
|combatant1= [[File:Tanylezi_Banner.png|10px]] [[Tanylezi]]
'''Supported by:'''

[[File:Banner_of_Kozdenen.png|10px]] [[Kozdenen]]
[[File:Enkavak-banner.png|10px]] [[Enkavak]]
|combatant2= [[File:TMT_flag.png|10px]] [[Tje Manathi T'onzolo]]
|commander1= [[Carl Cafaceu]]
|commander2= [[Tolesi Cafaceu]]
|strength1= 2 Iron Golems 1 Llama
|strength2= ~15 Dogs
|casualties1= 2 residents of Heimouna, Tanylezi
|casualties2= None
|}} The '''Tanylezi Civil War''' is the war between [[Tanylezi]] and [[Tje Manathi T'onzolo]], which began in February 2025. It is ongoing.

== Events ==

=== February ===
Starting on 20 February 2025, Tanylezi split into two, the western half becoming Tje Manathi T'onzolo. Lithuania and Atasozi became disputed areas whilst Abstinence's views are unknown, and the Crack Islands stayed on the side of [[Carl Cafaceu]].

On 23 February 2025, the [[1st Caninal Army T'Onzolo]] began rushing into [[Lithuania]] with the intention of fighting Tanylezi in [[Kauŋas]]. Tanylezi sent troops to Kauŋas to retaliate. The troops are led by Gansaza Junath. The day after, a [[Battle for Kauŋas|war]] broke out in Kauŋas.

Kauŋas was lost to the Manathics, who pushed down into [[Unnamedtown]], Tanylezi. Tanylezi kept Unnamedtown due to military aid from [[Enkavak]], [[Imerchal]], and the [[Port of Eras]].

Then sometime in April it kinda just stopped. Presume Carl Cafaceu won.

South-Southeastern Glurbistan

2025-10-12T20:16:23Z

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{{Infobox ngation|name=South-Southeastern Glurbistan|flag=sseg-flag.jpg|capital=|demonym=Glurbic|languages=|two-digit-code=|three-digit-code=|map=sseg-map.jpg}}'''South-Southeastern Glurbistan''' was a country on the northern world border west of [[Grindlesnurt Island]].

It is the shortest-lived country on [[Nguhcraft]] (see [[Guiŋŋǝss Ŋorld Records]]) at sixteen minutes and was specifically created to be so.

== History ==

=== 12 October 2025 ===

==== 2:15 EDT ====
South-Southeastern Glurbistan is founded.

==== 2:31 EDT ====
South-Southeastern Glurbistan is dissolved.

Tocjaǵa Śahan

2025-10-12T06:46:59Z

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{{Infobox ngation|name=Tocjaǵa Śahan|banner=Tocjaǵa_Śahan_banner.webp|capital=Crask Beach|demonym=Śahanic|languages=[[Fruitcat]]|two-digit-code=TS|three-digit-code=TSN|map=Tocjagasahan.png|leader=[[Howard]]|ruler=[[Howard]]|ruler-title=Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, Judges (all of them)|government=Vaguely Democratic Anti-Authoritarian Quasi-Constitutional Dictatorship-Monarch-esque Chickenist Kritarchic Theocratically-aligned Eco-Anarchist Communism}}'''Tocjaǵa Śahan''' ([[Fruitcat]]: /tokʲad͡ʒa ʃaxan/, meaning "Border Islands") is a small country on the northeastern world borders.

Not much goes on there.

== History ==
Tocjaǵa Śahan was founded on 14 April 2025. Then nothing really happened.

A big Chihiro Fujisaki pixel art was built. It is the pride of Tocjaǵa Śahan.

There used to a pyrite island with a chicken mural on it. Something something [[Chickenism]]. Then it became gone...

== Notable People ==

* [[Howard]]
* [[Jeming Showetanya Eshyeleshew]]
* [[User:Octothorpe]]

== Names in other languages ==
{{Trans|{{trans/item|Kilvanan|Tokjaxasahananaƕat {{ipa|/tokjad͡zasaxananaɸat/}}}}
{{trans/item|Kośtsiśtsi|''Dróstsi Togǵaǵa Śaxan'' {{ipa|[ˈdrostsi toɣ:αɣα ɕæxan]}}}}
{{trans/item|Qgicauue| ''Tecadzha Shaha'' {{ipa|[tɛ.cad.ʒa ʃa.χa]}}}}
{{Trans/item|Śácamþaśá|{{Script|script=thl|t=NSASAqATo}} ''Cácaśaśań'' {{ipa|/'cäːcɐʃɐʃɐɲ/}}}}
{{trans/item|Taqồpaq|''Tokiaưa Śahan'' {{ipa|[ˈtokjaɰa ɕaxan]}}}}
{{trans/item|Tosï|''Tokara Xahan'' {{ipa|[ˈtokaʁa ʃaxan]}}}}}}
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South-Southeastern Glurbistan

2025-10-12T06:41:45Z

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