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Çaigoŋ

2026-09-03T06:44:32Z

StemonWasHere:

<blockquote>"'''¡主ｨ万岁!'''" (Glory to the 主ｨ!''')'''</blockquote>{{Infobox ngation|name=Uexiŋate of Çaigoŋ Çaigoŋ-im Uexiŋgûk Tiakuexinie Csagonir|capital=[[Lu-Medi-Re]]|demonym=Çaigoŋoa Çaigoŋnin Ashirian|government=Socialist Autocracy|ruler=主ｨ|ruler-title=Master|ngational-motto=¡Çêgê-'ŏ kul-gere ô, saum-arahul-çau! "Workers of the Ŋorld, unite!"|flag=ÇaigoŋFlag.png|banner=ÇaigoŋBanner.png}}

'''Çaigoŋ''', officially the '''Uexiŋate of Çaigoŋ''' (Çaigoŋoa: ''Çaigoŋ-im Uexiŋgûk'', Literary Minarian: ''Tiakuexinie Csagonir'') is a province of the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]. It constitutes the knife-shaped exclave of Adnar. It is surrounded by the wilderness. Lu-Medi-Re is the capital city, and the residence of the 主ｨ.

The area was first inhabited by the Ashirian (Literary Minarian: ''Acsirir'') who were blown off course from the rest of the Minarians during the Minarian Migration, and followed the wrong star. They founded Ŋirhesim-Lix, and enslaved the local slime population. During the Slime Uprising, the slimes revolted against their owners, which ultimately resulted in their victory and them becoming humanoid Slimekins.

The Çaigoŋnins found out that they were actually under Adnaran rule, and decided to fight for their independence. The Çaigoŋ Rebellion ultimately resulted in Adnaran victory, and Çaigoŋ became a province of Adnar with autonomy.

Çaigoŋ is an autocracy, in which the Çaigoŋnins works as maids, serving Master 主ｨ who is the autocrat.

== Politics and Society ==
Officially, the Uexingate claims to be a Communist state. Although, in practice, it operates as a sort of Socialist Autocratic state, with the 主ｨ as the Autocrat. Everyone in Caigong is equal, except for the 主ｨ, who is superior to everyone else. The society is organized as a mansion, where everyone is a maid, who operates the Uexingate just to satisfy the 主ｨ, who is thought of as the master to all the maids.

Dice

2026-08-13T12:03:44Z

StemonWasHere:

[[File:EsmBotDice.png|thumb|Stemon using [https://esmbot.net/ esmBot] to roll a die. Although, other users may prefer to use other apps, such as [https://github.com/Humblemonk/DiceMaiden Dice Maiden] or [https://dicegolem.io/ Dice Golem].]]
Throughout history, the '''die''' or '''dice''' has been used as a random value generator, both in [[Nguhcraft]] and in the [[Fakeworld]]. The usage of dice as the random factor that effects the storyline was popularized by [[StemonWasHere|Stemon]] and [[Adnagaporp]] during the [[Çaigoŋ-Adnar War]], in which dice rolls were used to determine whether a military action was successful or not. An actual dice is rarely used, as most users use dice apps in Discord, which allows user to customise the dice.

== Usage in Çaigoŋ-Adnar War ==
[[File:3ProngsAttackIntoAdnar.png|thumb|225x225px|Coin flips were also used to determine whether the attack prong was successful at all. In this battle, only the Northeast prong was successful, and resulted in a heavy [[Adnar|Adnaran]] loss, according to the dice roll.]]
Dice was used in Çaigoŋ-Adnar War to determine how successful an action is, whether it'd be recruitment of troops, moving troops, attacking enemy units, or launching [[Salt Missile|Salt Missiles]].

== Usage in Random Event ==
[[File:Sebroar and Xhesas rolling dices.png|thumb|[[Namnak Xhesas|Xhesas]] and [[Sebroar]] rolling dices.]]
Dice rolls may be used to determine whether an event happened or not. Instead of dictating when and how an event happen, one may use dices to determine whether it'd happen at all, and how the event would happen. Usually, a user would roll a dice with a high number (eg. a d100), and if the dice roll results in a specific number, then the event will happen. Otherwise, nothing happen.

== Avenyan Curse ==
''Main article:'' ''[[Avenyan Curse]]''

Avenyan Curse, also known as the Agenciak Curse, is a weird phenomenon that causes [[User:Agenciak|Agenciak]] to always get bad rolls each time he rolls a dice for an event in favor of [[Avenyam]].

Dice

2026-08-13T11:06:30Z

StemonWasHere:

Dice

2026-08-13T11:05:25Z

StemonWasHere:

[[File:EsmBotDice.png|thumb|Stemon using [https://esmbot.net/ esmBot] to roll a die. Although, other users may prefer to use other apps, such as [https://github.com/Humblemonk/DiceMaiden Dice Maiden] or [https://dicegolem.io/ Dice Golem].]]
Throughout history, the '''die''' or '''dice''' has been used as a random value generator, both in [[Nguhcraft]] and in the [[Fakeworld]]. The usage of dice as the random factor that effects the storyline was popularized by [[StemonWasHere|Stemon]] and [[Adnagaporp]] during the [[Çaigoŋ-Adnar War]], in which dice rolls were used to determine whether a military action was successful or not. An actual dice is rarely used, as most users use dice apps in Discord, which allows user to customise the dice.

== Usage in Çaigoŋ-Adnar War ==
[[File:3ProngsAttackIntoAdnar.png|thumb|225x225px|Coin flips were also used to determine whether the attack prong was successful at all. In this battle, only the Northeast prong was successful, and resulted in a heavy [[Adnar|Adnaran]] loss, according to the dice roll.]]
Dice was used in Çaigoŋ-Adnar War to determine how successful an action is, whether it'd be recruitment of troops, moving troops, attacking enemy units, or launching [[Salt Missile|Salt Missiles]].

== Usage in Random Event ==
Dice rolls may be used to determine whether an event happened or not. Instead of dictating when and how an event happen, one may use dices to determine whether it'd happen at all, and how the event would happen. Usually, a user would roll a dice with a high number (eg. a d100), and if the dice roll results in a specific number, then the event will happen. Otherwise, nothing happen.

File:Sebroar and Xhesas rolling dices.png

2026-08-13T11:02:06Z

StemonWasHere:

File:3ProngsAttackIntoAdnar.png

2026-08-13T10:56:55Z

StemonWasHere:

Dice

2026-08-13T10:50:38Z

StemonWasHere: Created page with "[[File:EsmBotDice.png|thumb|Stemon using [https://esmbot.net/ esmBot] to roll a die. Although, other users may prefer to use other apps, such as [https://github.com/Humblemonk/DiceMaiden Dice Maiden] or [https://dicegolem.io/ Dice Golem].]] Throughout history, the '''die''' or '''dice''' has been used as a random value generator, both in Nguhcraft and in the Fakeworld. The usage of dice as the random factor that effects the storyline was popularized by StemonWa..."

File:EsmBotDice.png

2026-08-13T10:48:02Z

StemonWasHere:

List of freedom indices

2026-07-29T03:30:49Z

StemonWasHere:

This article is a list of freedom indices produced by several non-governmental organizations that publish and maintain assessments of the state of freedom in the world, according to their own various definitions of the term, and rank countries as being free, partly free, or using various measures of freedom, including civil liberties, political rights and economic rights. The scores are ranked 1-10 with 1 being least free and 10 being most free. The "Freedom in the world" score is calculated as the sum of the various scores for a total freedom score with a maximum of 40 available. The current average freedom score is 20.9 points.<ref>as of 01:26:50 UTC 29 Jul 2026.</ref>

{|class=wikitable style="text-align:center;"
!rowspan=1 width=|Index!!colspan=10 width=|Scale
|-
|style="height:1em; text-align:left;"|'''Score'''
|width=7% |1 10
|width=7% |1 9
|width=7%|1 8
|width=7% |1 7
|width=7% |1 6
|width=7% |1 5
|width=7% |1 4
|width=7% |1 3
|width=7% |1 2
|width=7% |1 1
|-
|style="height:3.5em; text-align:left;"|'''Player rights'''
|colspan=3 style="background:#9f9;" | 1 free
|colspan=4 style="background:#ff9;" | 3 partly free
|colspan=3 style="background:#f99;" | 5 repressed
|-

|style="height:3.5em; text-align:left;"|'''Villager rights'''
|colspan=3 style="background:#9f9;" | 1 free
|colspan=4 style="background:#ff9;" | 3 partly free
|colspan=3 style="background:#f99;" | 5 repressed
|-
|style="height:3.5em; text-align:left;"|'''Index of Economic Freedom'''
|colspan=2 style="background:#99f;" | 1 free
|colspan=2 style="background:#9f9;" | 2 mostly free
|colspan=2 style="background:#ff9;" | 3 moderately free
|colspan=2 style="background:#fc9;" | 4 mostly unfree
|colspan=2 style="background:#f99;" | 5 repressed
|-
|style="height:3.5em; text-align:left;"|'''Democracy Index'''
|colspan=3 style="background:#99f;" | 1 full democracy
|colspan=3 style="background:#9f9;" | 2 flawed democracy
|colspan=2 style="background:#ff9;" | 3 hybrid regime
|colspan=2 style="background:#f99;" | 5 authoritarian
|}

{|class="wikitable sortable"
!data-sort-type="Country"| Country !! Freedom in the world !! Player rights !! Score !! Villager rights !! Score !! Index of Economic Freedom !! Score !! Democracy Index !! Score
|-
|[[Aistóv́y]]
|4
|Repressed
|1
|Repressed
|1
|Repressed
|1
|Authoritarian
|1
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| [[Arktsev]]
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| [[Aylongam]]
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| [[B’hiy’aj Dchâjâ]]
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| [[Coldba (Cuba)]]
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| [[The Complex]]
| 11
| Partly Free
| 4
| Repressed
| 1
| Mostly Unfree
| 4
| Authoritarian
| 2
|-
| [[Corneria]]
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| Free
| 10
| Free
| 10
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| [[Dhourigkàn]]
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| [[Enkavak]]
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| [[Ettêre Ðiffyt]]
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| [[Gdaƨihr Ni̦xlo]]
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| [[Hummland]]
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| [[i Êpcêm Mûn-nan]]
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| [[Imerchal]]
| 29
| Free
| 9
| Free
| 8
| Mostly Free
| 7
| Flawed Democracy
| 5
|-
|[[Jutland]]
|25
|Partly Free
|4
|Partly Free
|7
|Moderately Free
|6
|Full Democracy
|8
|-
| [[Kozdenen]]
|
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|[[Krīpetēpla]]
|32
|Free
|9
|Free
|9
|Moderately Free
|5
|Full Democracy
|9
|-
| [[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]]
| 22
| Free
| 8
| Repressed
| 2
| Mostly Free
| 8
| Hybrid Regime
| 4
|-
| [[Latium Regnātum]]
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|[[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia|Minaro-Cohasia]]
|
|Free
|9
|Free
|9
|Mostly Free
|7
|Full Democracy
|8
|-
|[[Mobile Territories]] - [[Mobile Territories#Fauna|Fauna]]
|24
|Partly Free
|5
|Free
|10
|Mostly Unfree
|4
|Flawed Democracy
|5
|-
|[[Mobile Territories]] - [[Mobile Territories#Witherport|Witherport]]
|17
|Repressed
|1
|Partly Free
|4
|Free
|9
|Hybrid Regime
|3
|-
| [[Myžariky]]
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| [[Nāroňpār]]
| 26
| Free
| 8
| Free
| 9
| Mostly Free
| 7
| Authoritarian
| 2
|-
| [[New Maeksikeo]]
| 18
| Partly Free
| 7
| Repressed
| 3
| Mostly Free
| 7
| Authoritarian
| 1
|-
| [[Oressia]]
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| [[Pihi]]
| 8
| Repressed
| 3
| Repressed
| 1
| Repressed
| 2
| Authoritarian
| 2
|-
| [[East Pua|Pua]]
| 10
| Repressed
| 3
| Repressed
| 3
| Repressed
| 2
| Authoritarian
| 2
|-
| [[Rauratoshan Kingdom]]
| 27
| Free
| 8
| Partly Free
| 6
| Mostly Free
| 7
| Flawed Democracy
| 6
|-
| [[r̦ijeləm]]
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| [[Sofao Tâsi]]
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| [[Spansos Gaming]]
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| [[Stej Ven]]
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| [[Tanzang]]
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|[[Wánade]]
|39
|Free
|9
|Free
|10
|Free
|10
|Full Democracy
|10
|-
| [[Xarslasja]]
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| [[Xtrakva]]
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== Notes ==
<references />

IŊSO

2026-07-28T06:12:07Z

StemonWasHere: /* Current */

The '''InterŊational Standards Organisation''', more commonly known as '''IŊSO''', is an interŋational organization that was founded upon the dissolution of the [[United Ŋations]] on {{Date|2026|7|27}}.

== Constitution ==
=== Current text ===

;Article 1
:Is founded the Interŋational Standards Organisation (hereafter IŊSO). The mission of the IŊSO is to issue international standards to ease the interoperability of infrastructure accross the ŋorld.
;Article 2
:Membership of the IŊSO is voluntary, it is open not only to ŋations, but to any entity having lawful sovereignty over the applications of standards within a territory.
;Article 3
:Each standard managed by the IŊSO shall be supervised by a Standard Secretary.
;Article 4
:Standard Secretaries of the IŊSO are to be elected by a borda count vote by and among the player members, where the election shall last 7 days.
;Article 5
:Standard Secretaries of the IŊSO can be dismissed from their functions by a simple majority votes among the player members.
;Article 6
:Standard Secretaries can unilaterally decide to leave the post at any time.
;Article 7
:Upon '''Article 5''' or '''Article 6''' being triggered, a new Standard Secretary must be elected or the standard dismissed.
;Article 8
:The organisation can create more standards by a simple majority vote. A Standard Secretary must be elected for each new standard created by such a procedure.
;Article 9
:The player members of the IŊSO can amend the workings of the organisation by a two-thirds majority vote among the player members.

=== Passed ammendments to the text ===
==== Ammendment 1 ====
Article 9: Quorum changed from 2/3 of player members to 1/2 of votants ({{#invoke:Calendar|format|gregorian|year=2026|month=7|day=27}})

== Standards ==
=== Territoral Coding Scheme ===
'''Secretary''': [[User:Annwan|Annwan]]

Nation codes for use in other coding schemes, internet top level domains, etc.

=== Transportation Coding Scheme ===
'''Secretary''': [[User:Sq|sq]]

Codes for the interoperability of transit lines and stations

=== Monetary coding Scheme ===
'''Secretary''': [[User:Annwan|Annwan]]

Codes to refer unambiguously to currencies.

=== Uŋicode Scheme ===
'''Secretary''': [[User:Xhesas|Xhesas]]

Unified encoding for the writing system of the ŋorld

== Members ==

=== Current ===

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Place !! Member Since
|-
| {{PlaceCite|MS}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|KE}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|KR}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|EK}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|AE}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|AR}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|NA}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|IM}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|LJ}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|KC}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|HD}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|CL}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|US}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|TZ}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|KZ}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|TR}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|RA}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|MZ}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|SV}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|CB}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|EM}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|MA}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|PK}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
|{{PlaceCite|MC}}
|Tuesday 28 July 2026
|-
|}

IFECS

2026-07-28T06:11:40Z

StemonWasHere: /* Current */

The '''Interŋational Forum on Education, Culture and Science''', more commonly known as '''IFECS''', is an interŋational organization that was founded upon the dissolution of the [[United Ŋations]] on 27 July 2026.

== Constitution ==
=== Current text ===
;Article 1
:Is founded the Interŋational Forum on Education, Culture and Science (hereafter IFECS). The mission of the IFECS is to document and protect historical and natural sites and artefacts, as well as promote education and the advancement of Science.
;Article 2
:Membership to the IFECS is open to any entity with lawful jurisdiction over cultural and scientific policies in an area.
;Article 3
:The IFECS is composed of Boards in charge of its various missions.
;Article 4
:Board members are to be elected by a Borda count vote by and among the player members, where the election shall last 7 days.
;Article 5
:Board members can be dismissed from their functions by a simple majority vote among the player members.
;Article 6
:Board members can unilaterally decide to leave their post at any time.
;Article 7
:Upon '''Article 5''' or '''Article 6''' being triggered, a new Board member must be elected, or a vote be held to reduce the member of members to the Board. If reducing the number of Board members for a given Board would leave the Board without member, the Board is instead dissolved.
;Article 8
:The player members of the IFECS can amend the workings of the forum by a vote lasting 7 days with a majority of approving votes.

=== Passed ammendments to the text ===
==== Ammendment 1 ====
Article 8: Quorum changed from 2/3 of player members to 1/2 of votants ({{#invoke:Calendar|format|gregorian|year=2026|month=7|day=27}})

== Boards ==
=== Board for environmental protection ===
'''Current Board members''': Jamie

In charge of the maintenance of the seed vault
=== Board for Record-Keeping ===
'''Current Board members''': [[User:Annwan|Annwan]]

In charge of recording and preserving the knowledge and history of the world.

=== Board for Historical Protection ===
'''Current Board members''': [[User:Szlanty|ẞlanty]], [[User:Xhesas|Xhesas]], and [[User:Total pleb|Total pleb]]

In charge of the documentation and the publicity of the historical sites.

=== Board for Higher Education ===
'''Current Board members''': [[User:Szlanty|ẞlanty]], [[User:Xhesas|Xhesas]], and [[User:Total pleb|Total pleb]]

In charge of standardising the higher education diplomas accross the world.

== Members ==

=== Current ===

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Place !! Member Since
|-
| {{PlaceCite|MS}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|KE}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|KR}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|EK}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|AE}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|AR}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|NA}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|IM}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|KC}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|HD}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|CL}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|US}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|TZ}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|KZ}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|TR}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|RA}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|MZ}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|SV}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|CB}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|EM}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|MA}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
| {{PlaceCite|PK}} || {{Date|2026|7|27}}
|-
|{{PlaceCite|MC
}}
|Tuesday 28 July 2026
|-
|}

Çaigoŋŋio language

2026-07-24T11:04:10Z

StemonWasHere: Created page with "'''Çaigoŋŋio''' (''Çaigoŋŋio'' /ʃai̯goŋŋio̯/) is a Minaric Language of the Sirenesian family, spoken by the Çaigoŋnins, and the official language of Çaigoŋ."

'''Çaigoŋŋio''' (''Çaigoŋŋio'' /ʃai̯goŋŋio̯/) is a [[Minaric languages|Minaric Language]] of the [[Sirenesian languages|Sirenesian family]], spoken by the [[Çaigoŋnin|Çaigoŋnins]], and the official language of [[Çaigoŋ]].

List of Jeanlikes

2026-07-19T14:29:57Z

StemonWasHere: /* Vibe Jeanlikes */

The Following is a '''List of Jeanlikes''', that is geographical features that are shaped like fakeworld locations, or otherwise are presserving the vibes of such places.

For people editing this list, please order the entries by date built/founded, from oldest to newest.

== Geographical Jeanlikes ==
{| class="wikitable"
!Name
!Location
!Fakeworld Equivilant
!Scale (block:fakeworld meteres)
!Date Built
|-
|[[Ŋibraltar]]
|[[Xarslasja]], [[Kyaw Cen]]
|Gibraltar
|1:56
|18 July 2024
|-
|[[Romania]]
|[[Nāroňpār]]
|Romania
|1:2381
|23 September 2024
|-
|[[Moldova]] (and Tranisinistria)
|Nāroňpār
|Moldova (and Transinistria)
|1:2381
|Unknown, after May 2025
|-
|[[Munaku]]
|[[Aprux Mexyrhat]]
|Monaco
|1:12
|18 July 2026
|}

== Vibe Jeanlikes ==
{| class="wikitable"
!Name
!Location
!Fakeworld Equivilant
!Date Founded
|-
|[[Sweden-Ŋərway]]
|[[Season 1|Old Server]]
|Sweden-Norway
|''Unknown''
|-
|[[Old Cuba]]
|[[Coldba (Cuba)]]
|Cuba (Savanna?)
|early in the first server?
|-
|[[Ŋafrica]]
|[[Continent]]
|Africa
|''whenever the second server started ig''
|-
|[[Ŋegypt]]
|
|Egypt
|''whenever the second server started ig''
|-
|[[Lelistat]]
|Aprux Mexyrhat
|Lelystad
|18 July 2026
|-
|[[Santa Cruz County|Santa Cruz]]
|[[Xarslasja]]
|Santa Cruz, California
|
|-
|[[Quartzsite]]
|[[Xarslasja]]
|Quartzsite, Arizona
|
|-
|[[The Hertskomestat Syndicate|Hertskomestat]] [[Ŋegypt]]
|[[The Hertskomestat Syndicate|The Syndicate]] (Ŋafrica)
|Egypt
|
|-
|[[Yunaited Kaingdwm]]
|[[Slabland]]
|United Kingdom
|
|-
|[[Jotlond]]
|Ŋafrica
|Jutland, Denmark
|
|-
|[[Jutland]]
|[[Leporia (continent)|Leporia]]
|Jutland, Denmark
|
|-
|[[Hydratic Republic of Lyrcynthinia#Fucking|Fucking]]
|[[Lyrcynthinia]]
|Fugging, Austria
|
|-
|[['bed|F*nland]]
|[['bed]]
|Finland
|
|-
|[[Çaigoŋ]]
|[[Adnar]]
|Just Communist Countries in General
|June 2026
|}

== See Also ==

* [[List of John-likes|Johnlikes]]

Eɱail

2026-07-19T09:00:29Z

StemonWasHere:

'''Eɱails''' are short messages sent in Lore that take after the format of an E-mail.

== List of known Eɱail addresses ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Country
! Person or Entity
! Address
! Notes
|-
| rowspan="3" |[[Adnar]]
|[[Adnagaporp]]
|adnagaporp@gov.aa
|Supreme Leader of the Communist Empire of Adnar & Worldly Representative and Prophet of Big Amogus
|-
|[[Big Amogus]]
|bigamogus@gov.aa
|Big Amogus
''(He only sends eɱails, never replies. Send to Adnagaporp instead.)''
|-
|[[Propaganda Boi]]
|propagandaboi@gov.aa
|
|-
|[[Anaqw]]
|Prime Minister Wandri Quai
|theotherwandri@gov.an
|
|-
|[[Araçana]]
|Office of the Mayor
|mayor@gov.ac
|
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Dróstsiśtsi]]
|President Sara Teto
|sateto@pwttsehp.gov.dt
|pwttsehp (pɔttsép) addresses are used for all members of the National Council ([[Kośtsiśtsi|KTT]]: Pɔttsép Dróstsiźda)
|-
|Vɔś Bel, Lead Admiral of the Navy
|vwshbel@lhwk.mil.dt
|lhwk (łɔk) addresses in KTT replace previous Turis solac addresses.
|-
| rowspan="19" |[[Imerchal]]
| rowspan="3" |University of Chalmosique
|administracion@unichal.np.im
|General Administration
|-
| pressas@unichal.np.im
|[[Chalmosique University Press]]
|-
|fac.fisica@unichal.np.im
|Faculty of Physics
|-
|Societat de Radiodifusion de la Baia d'Òjo
|contact@srdbo.tr.im
|Imerchali National Broadcasting Company
|-
| rowspan="2" |Societat Ciutadana dei Camins de fèr de la Baia d’Òjo<ref>Chalmosique Metro, Imerchali segments of the Gulf Lines</ref>
|contact@sccbo.tr.im
|For general inquiries
|-
|ret@sccbo.tr.im
|For inquiries about the network (rails, stations)
|-
|[[Pòstas de la Baia d'Òjo]]
|contact@postas.tr.im
|
|-
|Arcane Janitorial Corps of Yetch Bay
|contact@can-bo.ci.im
|Cleanup of supernatural messes
|-
|Bibliotèca e Archius Ciutadans d’Imerchal
|contact@baci.gov.im
|National Library and Archives
|-
| rowspan="2" | Burèu d’Estat
| contact@estat.gov.im
| Office of State (foreign affairs)
|-
|director@estat.gov.im estat@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
| rowspan="2" |Burèu de la Gestion deu Territòri
|contact@territori.gov.im
|Office of land management
|-
|director@territori.gov.im territori@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
| rowspan="3" |Burèu de la Justícia
|contact@justicia.gov.im
|Office for justice
|-
|director@justicia.gov.im
justicia@directori.gov.im
|Director of the Office, (please send the initial communication to the contact@ adress)
|-
|sm.ciutat@justicia.gov.im
|Chalmosique City (read: national) Court
|-
|Gendarmariá
|contact@gendarmaria.gov.im
|Imerchali Police Force and Military
|-
| rowspan="2" |Government employees’ personal addresses
|<nowiki><a>..<chosen>@<admin>.gov.im</nowiki>
|For people with [[List of name systems#Nahan name system|Nahan names]] (both in Mosici and Occitan): <nowiki><a> initial of clan, initial of given name, <chosen> chosen name, <admin> administration the person works in.</nowiki> For example Céleic Nirivol Mazealn — working for the office of state — has <code>c.n.mazealn@estat.gov.im</code>
|-
|<given>.<nowiki><s>@<admin>.gov.im</nowiki>
|For people with [[List of name systems#Modern name system|Modern-style Names]]: <nowiki><given> given name, <s> initial of surname, <admin> administration the person works in.</nowiki>
|-
| rowspan="16" |Republic of Minaro-Cohasia
|[[StemonWasHere|"Stem" Stemon Octasoia]]
|stemon.octasoia@mico.go.mc
|Supreme Architect of Minaro-Cohasia
|-
|[[Cynthia Borsièr|"Cindy" Cynthia Octasoia]]
|cynthia.octasoia@mico.go.mc
|Head of the [[Nêdecsuiom]]
|-
|[[Mr. Tennisball]]
|contact@mrtennisball.co.mc
|Political Cartoonist and host of [[Ballpark Podcast]]
|-
|[[Mr. Hrrawk]]
|hawkwith2rs@harpy.co.mc
|Co-host of Ballpark Podcast
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Admin Sam]]
|adminsam@awjangngaj.co.mc
|Creator and admin of [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]
|-
|samuel.abacles@mico.go.mc
|Culfunist
|-
|[[Connor Hayes]]
|cornerdvd@harpy.co.mc
|A legend.
|-
|Micoan Instutute of Technology and Research
|contact@mcitr.ac.mc
|
|-
|[[Sirenguard Lumber Company|Micoan Lumber Company]]
|contact@mclc.co.mc
|
|-
| rowspan="2" |The [[Nêdecsuiom]]
|contact@needecsuiom.go.mc
|External Contact Email
|-
|internalcontact@needecsuiom.go.mc
|Internal Contact Email
|-
|''[[*FemboyProtogen27]]''
|femboyprotogen27.17736J2@kirinrobotcs.co.mc
|
|-
|[[Thames Pruxa|"Tantem" Thames Pruxa]]
|thames.pruxa@mico.go.mc
| rowspan="3" |Thuna of Minaro-Cohasia
|-
|[[Rae Dious|"Annie" Rae Dious]]
|rae.dious@mico.go.mc
|-
|[[Cassandra Watkins|"Cass" Cassandra Watkins]]
|cassandra.watkins@mico.go.mc
|-
|[[Kirin Robotics]] Support
|contact@kirinrobotics.co.mc
|
|-
|rowspan=18|[[Kaipa|Republic of Kaipa]]
|rowspan=10|Eɱails of the Parliament
|ce.ch@kt.gov.ka (internal) pm@gov.ka (external)
|Prime Minister of the Republic of Kaipa ([[Kaipanese]]: ''Cineuka Cihinwaka''). Currently Jay Okamiyu.
|-
|np.ch@kt.gov.ka (internal) am@gov.ka (external)
|Assistant Minister of the Republic of Kaipa (Kaipanese: ''Nukameuparai Cihinwaka''). Currently Rika Bayóka.
|-
|om.ch@kt.gov.ka
|Minister of Ecology (Kaipanese: ''Ósaico kai Móbuco te Cihinwaka''). Currently Raki Sukuméto.
|-
|gs.ch@kt.gov.ka
|Minister of Education (Kaipanese: ''Gaiku Surao te Cihinwaka''). Currently Corey Kikamegao.
|-
|otk.ch@kt.gov.ka
|Minister of Media and Information (Kaipanese: ''Obuco Taku Kara te Cihinwaka''). Currently Hoewe Wema'iba.
|-
|wk.ch@kt.gov.ka
|Minister of Transportation (Kaipanese: ''Wasureura Kara te Cihinwaka''). Currently Benji Eisureiba.
|-
|zkn.ch@kt.gov.ka
|Minister of Infrastructure (Kaipanese: ''Zokuco kai Kubáco Nukamureahai te Cihinwaka''). Currently Mina Naibokawe.
|-
|i.ch@kt.gov.ka
|Minister of Culture (Kaipanese: ''Imai te Cihinwaka''). Currently Loki Sonutori.
|-
|mkm.ch@kt.gov.ka
|Minister of Economy and Commerce (Kaipanese: ''Mosuteureura Kara kai Mosudemairu Kara te Cihinwaka''). Currently Eimi Jowáni.
|-
|ngk.ch@kt.gov.ka
|Minister of Health (Kaipanese: ''Nukaba Geuriba Kara te Cihinwaka''). Currently Noa Haocero.
|-
|rowspan=6|Additional Government Eɱails
|<nh>.<kbn>.mh@<dept>.gov.ka
|Eɱails for representatives of government offices. <nh> (''Name Hagi'') is a politician's chosen name. <kbn> (''Kazeun bo Name'') is a politician's family name. <dept> is an employees department, relating to parliament.
|-
|<nh>.<kbn>@kbbmk.gov.ka
|Eɱails for Board legislative members.
|-
|<nh>.<kbn>@hbbmk.gov.ka
|Eɱails for Council legislative members.
|-
|<kbn>.m.<k>@bmsk.gov.ka
|Eɱails for Kaipanese court justices. <k> (''Ken'') is the province tag. Province tags follows internal two letter codes: <dj> for Daji, <ag> for Aoga, <jd) for Jado, (sj) for Seju, and <oh> for Onha.
|-
|<nh>.<kbn>.<k>@sbbm.gov.ka
|Eɱails for local Senate members.
|-
|<nh>.<kbn>.<num>@gbk.edu <nh>.<kbn>.<num>@gikeika.gbk.edu
|Eɱails relating to the University of Kaipa. @gbk.edu is for professors, @gikeika.gbk.edu is for students.
|-
|rowspan=2|Other Eɱails
|<handle>@dogomi.co.ka
|Personal Dogo Mail handle, operated by Kaipanese technology company Dogo.
|-
|<handle>@uku.co.ka
|Personal UkuMail handle, operated by Kaipanese technology company UKU!.
|-
| rowspan="2" | [[Kozdenen]]
| [[User:Total pleb|Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]]
| pelemva.ts@boule.gov.kz
| Head of state of Kozdenen
|-
|Office of the Doge
|doge@gov.kz
|
|-
| rowspan="10" | [[Keltechra]]
| [[User:Cinthyr|Odum Sintar Walsk Naldumi]]
| odum@lide.gov.ke
| Head of state of Keltechra
|-
| Ministry of Foreign Affairs
| contactare@mae.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of the Interior
| contactare@interiore.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Defence
| contactare@defensa.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Finance and the Treasury
| contactare@mft.gov.ke
|
|-
| Ministry of Commerce
| contactare@commercju.gov.ke
|
|-
| rowspan="4" | Personal emails
|-
| <third name>.<second name>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Adirni names; the "third name" is listed first and the "second name" listed second.
|-
| <given name>.<surname>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Ifriqan names.
|-
| <second name>.<third name>@<dep>.gov.ke
| For Śácamþań names.
|-
| [[Xtrakva]]
| Gixmätÿnäska Ty̨vnakeši Governor
| governor@gov.tr
| Head of state of Xtrakva
|-
| rowspan="3" |[[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]]
|Office of the Prime Minister
|pm@gov.kc
|
|-
|Mayor of Xegwar
|xhesas.xegwar@gov.kc
|
|-
|Personal eɱails
|emilia.felnen@com.kc
|business eɱail of [[EmyFel]]
|-
|[[Nāroňpār|Quingdom of Nāroňpār]]
|[[Szlanty|Quing ßlanty I of Nāroňpār]]
|szlanty@gov.na
|Quing of Nāroňpār
|-
| rowspan="11" | [[Enkavak]]
| [[Magistrates of Enkavak|Office of the Magistrates]]
| contact@mag.gov.ek press@mag.gov.ek
|
|-
| Office of the Governmential Secretaries
| contact@sec.gov.ek press@sec.gov.ek
|
|-
| General inbox of the Senate
| contact@sen.gov.ek press@sen.gov.ek
|
|-
| General inbox of the Court of Justice
| contact@court.gov.ek press@court.gov.ek
|
|-
| Office of the National Bank
| contact@bank.gov.ek press@bank.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Building and Build Management
| contact@mbb.gov.ek press@mbb.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Education
| contact@mfb.gov.ek press@mfb.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Historical Work and Library Management
| contact@mhab.gov.ek press@mhab.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Classified and Descreet Information Gathering
| contact@mldi.gov.ek press@mldi.gov.ek
|
|-
| Ministry of Language Standardisation
| contact@mfs.gov.ek press@mfs.gov.ek
|
|-
| [[Namnak Xhesas]]
| namnak.xhesas@gov.ek namnak.xhesas@mag.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@sec.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@sen.gov.ek namnak.xhesas@military.gov.ek
|
|-
| rowspan="9" |[[Krīpetēpla]]
|High King Sehrti'sa
|sehrtisa@nts.gov.kr
|
|-
|Ministry of Foreign Affairs
|contact@sjie.gov.kr
| rowspan="6" |For initial contact only, replies will be sent from an official/magistrate, the minister or by an automated reply system depending on the specific case.
In case you need to contact a specific person at the minister/supreme court, you have definitely been provided an address to use.
|-
|Ministry of Interior
|contact@sjd.gov.kr
|-
|Ministry of Transportation
|contact@sjp.gov.kr
|-
|Ministry of Infastructure
|contact@sjq.gov.kr
|-
|Ministry of Defense
|contact@sjz.gov.kr
|-
|Supreme Court of Kripetepla
|dp@dahjeq.kr
|-
|Krīpetēplan Arcane Corps
|contact@gi.gov.kr
|Contact for recruitment, or if you have to deal with otherwordly, unexplicable, or unfightable stuff.
|-
|KNH
|informators@knh.gov.kr
|Krīpetēplan Intelligence Services
|-
| rowspan="6" |[[Hajdislant]]
| rowspan="3" |[[apollyon]]
|apollyon@apollyon.hd
|Personal eɱail address
|-
|apollyon@gov.hd
|For general government affairs.<ref name=":0">Contacting non-contact Hajdislant government eɱail addresses (addresses that don't start with "hanu" or "press") is restricted to whitelisted addresses (certain addresses use different whitelists), and attempting to do so while not being on the whitelist will redirect your eɱail to the appropriate contact address. If a Hajdislant government address has eɱailed you, then you are whitelisted at least for that address.</ref>
|-
|apollyon@military.gov.hd
|For military affairs.<ref name=":0" />
|-
|Office of the Prime Minister
|hanu@pm.gov.hd
press@pm.gov.hd<ref name=":0" />
|
|-
|Satan
|satan@gov.hajdis
|
|-
|Dead individuals
|<name1>.<name2>. ... .<nameN>@hajdis
|General template. Large names may be truncated. Duplicates are disambiguated with a random number before the @.
|-
| rowspan="2" |[[Aylongam]]
|Office of the Quing
|drieng@gov.ay
|Head of State of Aylongam
|-
|Parliament of Aylongam
|<name>@phangat.ay
<clan>.<name>@phangat.ay
|Template for Aylongami Members of Parliament
|-
| rowspan="1" |[[Appalliŋesia]]
|[[entity]]
|fishwasher@sikktaalxoga.cx
|Fihs
|-
|[[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
|[[User:Octothorpe|Carl]]
|carlnotcafaceu@hermes.ts
or carl@hermes.ts
(i forgot)
|
|-
| rowspan="6" | [[Rauratoshan]]
| Quing Regent of Rauratoshan || sinravi@gov.ra
|
|-
| Other non-RARK government officials || <asciified first and last name>@gov.ra
|
|-
| RARK faculty, staff, and students || <department acronym or first initial + last name>@rark.edu
|
|-
| [[Hira Ayemânsu]] || hayemaunsu@urahanil-unihatoska.com
|
|-
| {{galaxysys|Nozomi}} || blessingofdinatayu@nyuqanyu.ra
| Personal email address; use sinravi@gov.ra for official matters.
|-
| {{galaxysys|Estariel}} || heedalabiszoon@nyuqanyu.ra<ref>Reference to the song "Hadal Abyss Zone" by inabakumori, loaned into Rokadong as Hédalabis Zón.</ref>
|
|-
| rowspan="3" |[[Hiso Zju'a]]
| rowspan="3" |Government Eɱails
|sylvia.masela@gov.za
|Hiso Zju'a head of executive email
|-
|emyfel@gov.za
|Hiso Zju'a head of legislature email
|-
|MKW@gov.za
|Hiso Zju'a head of justice email
|}

== List of defunct Eɱail addresses ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Country
! Person or Entity
! Address
! Notes
|-
| rowspan="4" | [[Bootland]]
| [[Lux Moniridia]]
| lux.moniridia@gov.bl
| Duchess of Bootland
|-
| [[Grex Multiridianus|Vattensdjävul]]
| vatt.d@mid.gov.bl
| Bootlandic Foreign Minister
|-
| [[Maria Papiliana]]
| mariap@mintrans.gov.bl
| Bootlandic Minister of Transportation
|-
| [[Grex Multiridianus|Impera Lucia]]
| impera.lucia@bldorogi.co.bl
| CEO of [[BL Roads]]
|-
| [[Dróstsiśtsi]]
| Sara Teto
| sateto@solac.mil.dt
| Teto's address as Admiral of the People's Navy of Dróstsiśtsi. Moved to sateto@pwttsehp.gov.dt when she was elected to the National Council.
|-
|}

Adnar

2026-07-18T14:01:11Z

StemonWasHere: /* Administration */

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Toeland}}
{{Infobox ngation
|unung-member=yes
|name=Toeland ''Vươŋ wốc Cộŋ sãŋ Áđ-na''
|ruler-title=Supreme Leader;Big Amogus
|demonym=Toelander|languages=[[Adnaran (language)|Adnaran]]|two-digit-code=AA|three-digit-code=ADN|religions=[[Big Amogusism]]|capital=[[Đoòng Sơn Cavern]]|ruler-left=[[Adnagaporp]];[[Big Amogus]]|currency=[[Adnar đồng]]|military=[[Adnar#Military|''see Military'']]|date-format=DD/MM/YYYY|broadcaster=[[ATV]]}}

'''Toeland''', formerly the '''Communist Empire of Adnar''' (Vươŋ wốc Cộŋ sãŋ Áđ⁠-⁠na) is a country in [[Ŋafrica]], located to the northeast of [[Hajdislant#Onnaonnadualant|Onnaonnadualant]] (formerly part of [[the Vazr]]) and to the west of [[Vallis Draconum]]. While it claims to be a “Communist Empire” (very contradictory I know), the reality in Toeland is closer to a theocratic dictatorship, where the state religion is the worship of the deity [[Big Amogus]] as well as the “worldly representative and prophet” of Big Amogus, which happens to be the Supreme Leader [[Adnagaporp]].

The official governmental website of Toeland is https://adnar.framer.website. The website is continuously under development, <s>and it has a form for purchase of Toeland copper</s><ref>As of March 2026, the form is fucking broken because Framer deadass made forms a paid plan feature. Customers please contact the Supreme Leader directly for any copper inquiries.</ref>. Here is a coupon for all those who checks out the wiki page, for a one-time discount of 20% on the entire order and exemption from copper tax: <code>ADNA-6969-2026</code>. Offer lasts until the end of the Big 2026.

The ŋational newspaper of Toeland is [[Cúp–Đao–Súng]].

[[amoung pequeño]]

== Ŋational Identity ==

=== Ŋational Flag of Toeland ===
The '''ŋational flag''' (wốc kỳ) '''of Toeland''' is described in the Constitution as a rectangular flag (its aspect ratio was never specified) with a continuous vertical gradient, from top-to-bottom the colors are: Adnar orange – Adnar yellow – Adnar green – Adnar cyan (the definition of these Adnar colors were also never specified); in the middle of the flag is a charge of a reddish silhouette of an [[amogus]]. The Constitution also states that only flags made in that fashion can be considered to be a Toeland flag, and defilement of said flags is punishable by death.

In Nguhcraft, the banner of the Toeland ŋational flag can be made with the following loom formula:

<div style="display:flex">
<div style="width: fit-content">
[[File:Adnar-banner.png|thumb|Ŋational flag of Adnar, with the amogus.|left|300x300px]]
</div>
<div style="width: fit-content">
 
# Yellow banner
# Red circle
# Yellow pale sinister
# Yellow pale dexter
# Yellow chevron
# Cyan base gradient
# Orange gradient
</div>
</div>An alternative ŋational flag without an amogus charge is also used in Toeland for decorations of areas that already had the amogus-charged ŋational flag, just in case the design looks a bit repetitive or out of place. The loom recipe is also considerably simpler, requiring only 2 dyes to craft:[[File:Adnar emblem.png|thumb|500x500px|Ŋational emblem of Adnar.]]<div style="display:flex">
<div style="width: fit-content">[[File:Adnar-banner-NoAmogus.png|left|thumb|300x300px|Ŋational flag of Adnar, ''without'' the amogus.]]</div>
<div style="width: fit-content">
 
# Yellow banner
# Cyan base gradient
# Orange gradient
</div>
</div>
=== Ŋational Emblem of Toeland ===
The '''ŋational emblem''' (wốc huy) '''of Toeland''' is described by the Constitution in a manner too complicated to explain in a wiki page and also includes a schematic but because I’m a good Supreme Leader I’ll try anyways.



<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%">
Explanation: '''(VERY LONG)'''

<div class="mw-collapsible-content">{{Gradient Box|
* Before I start the explanation take note of three types of gradients: a ''Type A'' gradient consists of Adnar orange and Adnar yellow; a ''Type B'' gradient consists of Adnar green and Adnar cyan; a ''Type C'' gradient consists of all four colors in the same sequence as the gradient of the Adnar flag. They’ll be used as shorthands to explain the emblem.
* The main body of the emblem is a circular disk with a white-tinted filling of a ''Type C'' gradient oriented top-to-bottom; the outline of said circular disk is a ''Type A'' gradient oriented top-to-bottom.
* Inside of the circular disk is a kitchen knife, pointing 45° to the left overlapping a pickaxe, pointing 45° to the right. The kitchen knife, the pickaxe head, and the pickaxe handle both gets a ''Type B'' gradient in the same direction as the object. In addition, the kitchen knife has a reddened tip representing the blood of Adnar’s enemies after Big Amogus is done with them.
* Beneath the tip of the knife to the left of the circular disk is a pile of six stylized copper ingots, stacked in a triangle form. The front, side, and top of the copper ingots are colored with solid Adnar yellow, Adnar cyan, and Adnar orange, respectively.
* On either side of the circular disk is the electron configuration of a neutral ground-state copper atom in box form. The left side contains the subshells 1s, 2s, 2p, 3s, and 3p, filled with two arrows each. The right side contains the subshells 3d and 4s, filled with two arrows except for the 3d box which has only one upwards-facing arrow. The arrows are solid black. Each box in the same subshell is collectively colored with a ''Type A'' gradient oriented 45° towards the vertical center of the emblem. The edges of the subshell boxes are colored with a ''Type B'' gradient oriented towards the topmost, closest-to-the-vertical-center point of the subshell box.
* Above the circular disk are 29 circles in two rows of 15 + 14, surrounding it. A ''Type C'' gradient oriented right-to-left is applied collectively to the 29 circles.
* At the bottom of the circular disk is a ribbon colored with a ''Type B'' gradient from top-to-bottom, whereas the backside of that ribbon is shaded. On the ribbon bears the words “VƯƠŊ WỐC CỘŊ SÃN ÁĐ-NA” in serif type; each line colored with a ''Type A'' gradient oriented top-to-bottom.
* On the right side of the ribbon are two rods, colored with a ''Type A'' gradient oriented top-to-bottom.
* On top of the ribbon and below the kitchen knife – pickaxe icon is an orange Amogus. The body of the Amogus is colored with a ''Type A'' gradient oriented top-to-bottom, and its visor colored with an Adnar cyan – white gradient oriented to the right.
}}</div>

=== Ŋational Anthem of Toeland ===
The '''ŋational anthem''' (wốc ca) '''of Toeland''' is the song ''[[Copper of Adnar]]'' written and composed by [[Propaganda Boi]]. ''Copper of Adnar'' has the fastest tempo of all ŋational anthems ever (at 225 BPM; this tempo is feasible for amoguses to march to, don’t worry). The song is public domain, although the recording Toeland uses and submits to Nguhrovision is copyrighted in Propaganda Boi’s name.

''Copper of Adnar'' is composed in a heavy metal-like style, but the “guitar” is approximated from three layered synthesizers because Propaganda Boi did not have an electric guitar nor a good guitar VST. It is expected during a flag ceremony that the guitarist and drummer would actually crank out the entire song without fail.

The song runs for three minutes, has two verses and three choruses in standard Vietnamese (an abnormality in Toeland). The lyrics discuss copper sale, glorifying the pale deforestation, killing reactionaries, and encouraging other people to get [[Adnaran citizenship|Toeland citizenship]]. The Supreme Leader expects citizens and students to memorize the song by heart.

Big Amogus has not learn this song yet because He is ''still'' comatose.

== History ==

=== Antiquity ===
Despite Nguhcraft having not existed in antiquity, the ''Concept'' of Toeland definitely has. When people sells copper, they are embodying the ''Concept'' of Toeland. One particularly bad follower of the ''Concept'' of Toeland was [[W:Ea-nāṣir|Ea-nāṣir]], who also happens to embody the ''Concept'' of [[Evil Scamming Country]]. Although these two concepts would later diverge, they did not do so completely, and thus a trace of Evil Scamming Country laid dormant in the ''Concept'' of Toeland.

On 15 June 2018, the hit game [[w:Among_Us|Among Us]] was released. At that instant, Toeland the ''Concept'' and the amogus became intertwinned with each other, giving birth to [[Big Amogus]]. Because the hard drives that would later contain the server of Nguhcraft were probably a lump of minerals, Big Amogus would find Himself without any followers for a long time, until———

=== Official Creation Myth ===
On 11 August 2025, [[Adnagaporp]] discovered a strange copper statue motionless in a lush cave in [[Ŋafrica]]. The copper figure suddenly woke up, jumped around crazily, and introduced Himself as Big Amogus. Big Amogus then drew the border of His domain by Himself, then made Adnagaporp, the one that discovered Him, His “worldly representative and prophet”.

And thus, Toeland the ''Ŋation'' was discovered, not founded; Toeland has always been there, waiting for the true Supreme Leader to find it and lead it to glory. Also 11 August 2025 was the day Adnagaporp registered Toeland on <code>#map-updates</code>.

== Government ==
The '''government''' (chíñ wiềŋ) '''of Toeland''' consists of a single member — the Supreme Leader. The first and incumbent Supreme Leader of Toeland is [[Adnagaporp]]. The Supreme Leader of Toeland directly oversees every administrative, political, and diplomatic responsibilities of the government, often times also representing Toeland itself. The Supreme Leader is responsible for writing the [[Constitution of Adnar|'''Constitution''']] (hiếŋ fáp) '''of Toeland''', but has to get explicit approval from Big Amogus whenever a new revision is made.

Believe it or not, it is possible for Big Amogus to remove a Supreme Leader and assign a new one. According to the Constitution, Big Amogus reserves the right to select, suspend, or dispose of the Supreme Leader at any time, for any reasons, and by any means neccessary. Big Amogus also confers upon the Supreme Leader the right to rule upon Toeland; on the other hand, the Supreme Leader acts as the “worldly representative and prophet” of Big Amogus.

=== Dictatorship ===
Toeland is allegedly a dictatorship, even tho it makes no attempts to disprove the fact that it ''is'' a dictatorship or actually puts any effort into commiting dictatorship activities. In a questioning with Supreme Leader Adnagaporp, it is revealed that Toeland has free, uncensored interŋet access, with the hopes that Toelanders can learn about the evils of other ŋations by themselves and willfully hate those ŋations by themselves.

== Administration ==
Toeland’s territory is divided into a '''two-tiered system''' (đơŋ vị hàñ chíñ hai cấp). The top tier, containing '''provinces''' (tĩñ) and '''cities''' (thàñ fố), is directly under the administration of the Supreme Leader. The bottom tier, containing '''wards''' (fườŋ), is ''also'' under the direct administration of the Supreme Leader.

On 24 June 2026, the [[Çaigoŋ|Çaigoŋoa]] invaders surrendered to Toeland reign, being annexed into it as the Çaigoŋ Province. Obviously, all subunits of Çaigoŋ also becomes part of Toeland. As a result, the [[Evil Scamming County (Adnar)|Evil Scamming County]] has been removed from existence.

Even I have no idea how to manage all this.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Adnar administrative units.
!Name
!Adnaran Name
!Type
!Parent
|-
|[[Adnar Province]]
|Áđ-na
|Province
|[https://mc.nguh.org/wiki/Adnar Toeland]
|-
|[[Çaigoŋ]]
|Sài Gòŋ
|Province
|[https://mc.nguh.org/wiki/Adnar Toeland]
|-
|[[Đoòng Sơn Cavern]]
|Độŋ Đoòŋ Sơŋ
|City (also capital of Adnar)
|[[Adnar Province]]
|-
|[[Thirty-Six Chunks Highland]]
|Kao ŋuyêŋ Tam-Thập-Lục Khúk
|City
|[[Adnar Province]]
|-
|[[Nha Phong – Bảng Kè]]
|Nha Foŋ – Bãŋ Kè
|City–Ward Superposition
|[[Adnar Province]]
|-
|[[Hải Phòng]]
|Hãi Fòŋ
|City
|[[Adnar Province]]
|-
|[[Bến Tre]]
|Bếñ Tre
|City
|[[Adnar Province]]
|-
|[[Huệ]]
|Huệ
|City–Ward Superposition
|[[Adnar Province]]
|-
|[[Ŋirhesim-Lix]]
|Ŋia-hơ-xim-líx
|City
|[[Çaigoŋ|Çaigoŋ Province]]
|-
|[[Lu-Medi-Re]]
|Lu-me-đi-re
|City (Capital City of Çaigoŋ)
|[[Çaigoŋ|Çaigoŋ Province]]
|-
|[[Senŏphauma]]
|
|City
|[[Çaigoŋ|Çaigoŋ Province]]
|-
|[[Tuŋbiŋ]]
|
|City
|[[Çaigoŋ|Çaigoŋ Province]]
|-
|[[Kôlô'uro]]
|
|City
|[[Çaigoŋ|Çaigoŋ Province]]
|-
|[[Amodingaling Autonomous Ward]]
|Fườŋ tự trị A-mô-điŋ-a-liŋ
|Ward
|[https://mc.nguh.org/wiki/Adnar Toeland]
|}

== Economy ==
The main source of income of Toeland is copper sale. Toeland mines a lot of copper and scrapes trial chambers (beware of a trial chamber near you), which Toeland then has Big Amogus blesses them to sell for higher value. Toeland copper is priced very reasonably (cheaper than slab exchange!) and fairly (everyone can buy Toeland copper for the same price!). Other than this, Toeland has no real way of making any money.

In contrast to the success of Toeland copper sales, the currency of Toeland, the [[Adnar đồng]], is extremely inflated to the point the [[United Ŋations Office of Monetary Affairs|UŊMAO]] refuses to track it, and that its backing resource (raw copper) is practically worthless. Getting the currency some actual value is one of the long-term goals of Toeland.

== Military ==
The '''military''' (wâŋ đội) '''of Toeland''' consists of two permanent members (Adnagaporp and Big Amogus). It makes up for its profound lack of members by hiring outside people. The military has many divisions, and each division is specialized in a different niche.
{| class="wikitable"
|+List of military divisions in Toeland.
!Division name
!Members
!Specialization
|-
|[[Adnar Diplomatic Femboys Division]] (Đội Ŋoại dao Fem-boi Áđ-na)
|• [[Chimpnary Foot]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1435347359235309630</ref> • [[Suqi]] • [[Sq]]
| rowspan="2" |• Diplomats • Spies • [[w:Kompromat|Kompromat]] gatherers • Ragebaiters
|-
|[[Adnar Diplomatic Mommies Division]] (Đội Ŋoại dao Mom-mi Áđ-na)
|• ''None''
|-
|[[Adnar Tactical Breeding Division]] (Đội Siñ sãŋ Chiếŋ lượk Áđ-na)
|• Several hundred thousand amoguses
|• Mass reproduction to overwhelm enemy forces • Bodyblocking
|-
|Adnar Snipers Division (Đội Bắŋ tĩa Áđ-na)
|• 2 thousand amoguses
|• Assassination • Terrorism
|-
|Adnar Logistics Division (Đội Hậu cầŋ Áđ-na)
|• 45 million amoguses
|• Logistics • On-field cooking
|-
|Adnar Nuke Eaters Division (Đội Ăŋ Bom Áđ-na)
|• 1.3 million amoguses
|• Intercepting nuclear weapons • Transport and clean radioactive waste
|-
|Adnaran AI (Trí tuệ Ñâŋ tạo Áđ-na)
|• Approximately 600 amoguses
|• Generative AI (text only)
|-
|[[Amodingaling Autonomous Ward#The Amodingaling|The Amodingaling]] (A-mô-điŋ-a-liŋ)
|• Several thousand amoguses • The Amodingaling
|• Total annihilation of Lavvakcesaa • Total annihilation of everyone surrounding Lavvakcessa
|}

The part of the army that actually gets deployed to war uses tanks, helicopters, drones, etc. Vehicles are made out of copper fortified with deepslate. Each vehicle is driven by a team of 12 amoguses.

Toeland obtains most of its weaponry from [[Hải Phòng]]. Hải Phòng salt missiles were deployed over Huệ to eliminate Çaigoŋ slimekins due to their weakness of dehydration. This caused the entirety of Huệ to taste like bath salt.
== Beliefs ==

=== Toeland folk religion ===
The '''folk religion''' (đạo dâŋ daŋ / tíñ ŋưỡŋ dâŋ daŋ) '''of Toeland''' is a collection of beliefs followed by the citizens of Toeland and some amogus diaspora, spreading mainly through word-of-mouth and family traditions. Due to a lack of central doctrine, most people believe slightly different things concerning the folk religion. Despite the Toeland government outlawing organized religions, the folk religion of Adnar remains unaffected because it is not organized and does not have centralized shrines or similar.

The main idea behind the Toeland folk religion is that most souls reincarnate after death without memories of their past lives. A reincarnated soul does not necessarily be the same species as their previous lives. Depends on the karma of the previous life, the soul may be reincarnated in different circumstances — as an animal or a human, rich or poor, healthy or diseased, etc. Reincarnation can be ended and the soul be ascended into Heaven by practicing good deeds across multiple lives.

When a person dies, their soul is sent to the '''Underworld Court''' (Âm fũ)<ref>May or may not actually be [[Hajdis]].</ref> for judgement by the '''King of the Underworld''' (Dim vươŋ), who is an amogus. If the soul did overwhelmingly heinous things (e.g. [[Greenification (Adnar)|deforesting two pale gardens]]) when they were alive, the souls are to be sent to endless torture to pay off their sins. If the soul did good things and helped people when they were alive, the souls are to be sent to '''Heaven''' (Thiêŋ đàŋ) to cease the infinite reincarnation. If the soul more or less did both good and evil things, they are to be reincarnated.

Before reincarnation, the soul needs to consume a dish prepared by a female human chef named '''Mạnh Bà''' (Mạñ Bà). This food, varying between people’s beliefs about it being congee, broth, or tea, causes the soul to forget everything about their past lives and become a blank slate. There are, however, souls that secretly spat out everything once they gets past Mạnh Bà and retains some memories from their previous lives.

It is said that the Mạnh Bà dish acquired this amnesia-inducing ability due to it being overwhelmingly salty. Comparing something to the Mạnh Bà dish is an idiomatic way of saying its too fucking salty.

=== Beliefs concerning the origin of souls ===
The '''First Law''' '''of Souldynamics''' (Luật Voŋ độŋ họk thứ Ñất) states that souls cannot be created nor destroyed, only converted between one vessel to the next. This means that the universe has a very large but finite amount of souls. Nobody knows what this number of souls is, and nobody knows what happens when all souls are exhausted by being either trapped in living beings, sent to Heaven, or undergoing torture in the Underworld.

Toeland theorists predicted this number to be around ''e''24 souls (''e'' is defined to be 10). This is calculated by measuring the birth rates and death rates of all animals and human species and assuming a twelfth-order reversible reaction between souls during life{{Disputed}}. Currently, the world has 57% of this number of living animals and human species, with amoguses occupying 21% of it{{Citation needed}}.

In a future Toeland story arc, overuse of the Adnaran Tactical Reproduction Division causes the majority of souls to be reincarnated in amoguses, trapping all reincarnating souls in amogus vessels. This leads to drastically reduced birth rate worldwide and nobody knows why. The world discovers this when birth rates temporarily rises after hoards of amoguses are exterminated.

=== Worship of the Kitchen Deities ===
The '''Kitchen''' '''Deities''' (Táo wâŋ, refers to one or all three of the deities) are three amogus deities responsible for safeguarding the family, providing fortune and repelling foul omen. More importantly, the Kitchen Deities are responsible for reporting the good and bad deeds and the state of the family to the '''Jade Emperor''' (Ŋọk Hoàŋ) in Heaven. Each household has a statue of the three Kitchen Deities placed in the kitchen tabletop.

Every year, on the 23nd of December, the family gives an offering to the three Kitchen Deities. This offering includes food and three live carps (obviously in a bowl of clean water; the carps are released into clean water after the offering is done; they do not get eaten) to become transportations for the deities to travel to Heaven. The report of the family is then processed by the Heaven’s office and sent to [[Suqi|Saŋtə Claus]], who will decide whether the children in the family gets actual usable gifts or coal at midnight the next day. The three Kitchen Deities return on the midnight of 1st January.

The government of Toeland knows about this legend and the use of statues placed in the kitchen. Exploiting this, the government produces and sells a large number of Kitchen Deities statues compromised with hidden cameras and microphones to spy on the people.

=== Worship of the Great Ocean ===
The Great Ocean, known in Maraśa as [[Śácamþań Religion#Áj (jo(, the Ocean|Áj]] and in Toeland as Tràŋ Daŋ Đại Hãi, is the female deity responsible for providing rains, oceans and blesses the harvests. According to Toelanders, she has a distinctive manner of talking in that her speeches are long-winded and meanders from topic to topic. This is neither confirmed or denied by the Maraśa [[Śácamþań Religion|Śácamþań religion]]. Regardless, her name has taken on an idiomatic meaning to refer to the manner of speech.

It is said that she is signalled to change the season based on color. The infrastructure of Toeland is oxidized copper, which makes her offer a lot of rain. To pray to stop the rain, Adna has to unoxidize all the copper blocks, turning Toeland orange.

== Music ==
Propaganda music, commonly refered to as “'''red music'''” (ñạk đõ) is composed and produced by the government full-time musician [[Propaganda Boi]] for use. While Propaganda Boi has no preferences in styles or instrumentation, Toeland propaganda music has a characteristic upbeat, either happy-go-lucky or let-all-hell-break-loose vibe.

It is said that the vine boom is the ŋational instrument of Toeland.

== Cuisine ==

=== Representative dishes ===
Toeland cuisine is famous for its delicious [[Phở]], a flat rice noodle dish eaten with bone broth, served with a lot of vegetables and herbs. Phở is a highly customizable dish, and restaurants have different cuts of meat for all kinds of eaters. Two common meat types are beef and chicken, though other are possible. Toelanders commonly eat Phở for breakfast, but nothing prevents more enthusiastic Phở enjoyers from eating it at lunch or dinner.

A form of filled baguette-sandwich is eaten in Toeland, known as [[Bánh mì]]. Bánh mì is also extremely customizable, where customers choose their own fillings. A typical Bánh mì filling may include: Toeland mayo (like mayonnaise but less dense), pâté, cold cuts, sausage, fried egg, char siu, pork meatballs, pork floss, coriander, pickled carrots and daikon (đồ chua). Vegan fillings are also possible.

A more exotic dish that repels most people, including the majority of Toelanders, is [[w:Rhynchophorus_ferrugineus#Culinary_uses|Đuông dừa]], the larvae of the coconut worm. It can either be eaten alive (just why) or roasted.

=== Meals ===
Toelanders usually eat three square meals a day: breakfast (bữa xáŋ), lunch (bữa trưa), and dinner (bữa tối).

The dinner is usually eaten together with the whole family, and serves as the occassion for people to bond with each other. The typical Toeland dinner almost always consists of cooked rice (cơm), a savory meat dish (móŋ mặŋ), a boiled or sautéed vegetable dish (móŋ luộk or móŋ xào), and a vegetable and/or meat savory broth dish (cañ). Dishes are served in the pots they are cooked in in the center of the table, and each diner is given a bowl and utensils (usually a spoon and chopsticks) to eat their portion. Diners use shared utensils to get food from the shared pots into their bowl to their likings, then eats the food in their bowl using their own utensils. Cross-contaminating food is a taboo.

In massive family gatherings, a banquet is served in place of lunch or dinner. In these banquets, the typical composition of a meal is disregarded and people just eat whatever they want or have at the moment.

=== Funeral banquets ===
Whenever a person dies, the family of the person (or in case of amoguses, also their friend group) hosts a funeral, and included in the funeral program is a banquet. Each table in a funeral banquet usually fits up to 40 amoguses. A funeral banquet typically includes multiple dishes of mostly fried meat, with rice or other rice-based noodles. The banquet is both dinner-like and buffet-like, where dishes are served in the middle of the circular table and are constantly-replenished as they are eaten. Funeral banquets also serve beer, wine, and soft drinks.

== Games ==
Toeland has a wide variety of games, played in both casual and competitive ocassions.

Card games, especially xì dách and bài cào are commonly played during family gatherings after meals.

* [[Tiến lên]]
* [[Xì dách]]
* [[Bài cào]]
* [[Binh xập xám]]

[[w:Chess|The Chess™]] and [[w:Xiangqi|Xiàngqí]] is popular in Toeland. A chess game from a bygone era, known as [[Commander Chess|Vietnamese Commander Chess]] (Cờ Tư lịñ Việt Nam) is introduced by Supreme Leader to the people with limited success.

There has been an ongoing attempt to make a Toeland-themed Monopoly™ ripoff, supposedly called [[Adnaropoly]].

== Interŋational relations ==
The table below summarizes Toeland’s interŋational opinions. Note that this table on consists of people who actively roleplay or worldbuild. People who don’t roleplay nor worldbuild do not get a ranking.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Toeland’s government opinions on other ŋations / organizations.
!Tier
!Ŋations
!Others
|-
|'''S Tier (''Significant Others''''' /nlb''')''' Ŋations that improved Adnar massively and swayed Adnar’s copper heart. Once you get to this tier there is no going back.
|{{Banner|AA}} {{Banner|CB}} {{Banner|HD}} {{Banner|MS}} {{Banner|PK}}([[Rivulé Rainworld|†]])
|[[File:UnUNg banner.png|20px]]
|-
|'''A Tier (''Friends'')''' Ŋations that did something to impress Adnar.
|{{Banner|AP}} {{Banner|KR}} {{Banner|AR}} {{Banner|ES}}
|• [[ŊOSHA]] • [[United Places]]
|-
|'''B Tier (''Acquaintances'')''' Ŋations that might benefit Adnar.
|{{Banner|CL}} {{Banner|KC}} [[File:Banner of Sirenguard.png|20px]] {{Banner|KE}}
|
|-
|'''C Tier (''Boring'')''' Ŋations that do not stand out.
| {{Banner|MA}} {{Banner|NA}} {{Banner|KZ}} {{Banner|EM}}
|[[File:MUNg-banner.png|20px]]
|-
|'''D Tier (''Aminosity'')''' Ŋations that Adnar dislikes but they never really did anything bad to Adnar.
|{{Banner|DT}} {{Banner|RA}} {{Banner|RP}}
|[[File:Banner of the United Ŋations.png|20px]]
|-
|'''F Tier (''Enemies of Adnar and Big Amogus'')''' Ŋations that actually harmed Adnar. Once you fall to this tier there is no saving you.
|{{Banner|OT}}([[The Great Copper Heist|†]]) {{Banner|LK}}([[World War 2|†]]) {{Banner|EK}} {{Banner|IM}}
|[[File:Gulf-banner.png|20px]] [[File:ŊATO_Banner.png|20px]] • Big Pale • Lorax
|}

=== Hajdislant ===
Toeland played a large part in the unUŊ forcefully annexing [[Hajdislant]] some time after Adnagaporp became Chancellor of [[unUŊ]]. Although Hajdislant initially refused and even wanted to [[Free City of Yetch Bay vs. unUŊ|sue unUŊ]], they later accepted annexation, but then quitted like 6 months later, making Toeland very sad. For some unfortunate reasons, [[apollyon]] has blacklisted Adnagaporp from the '''''GOLD!''''' chunk in [[Evil Scamming Country]].

Hajdislant [[The Rapture of Adnar|in a series of events]] caused Big Amogus to fall into a coma, then regrets it{{Citation needed}} and offers to cooperate with Adnar to study and treat Big Amogus at the Big Amogus Research Center in [[Hajdislant#Onnaonnadualant|Onnaonnadualant]]. Hajdislant also have an embassy Đoòng Sơn Cavern, which to this day is also the only Hajdislant embassy and the only embassy in the whole ŋorld to be built levitating mid-air.

apollyon is hired in Toeland as an '''“anti-anti-editor”''' (fãŋ fãŋ biêŋ tập), where she will further obfuscate the product of the anti-editor to further increase the funny<ref name=":0">As of now, both the anti-editor and anti-anti-editor had stopped coming to work for a long time.</ref>. Adnagaporp also pvps apollyon a lot, despite losing all the time, and detonated so many creepers to the point that [[Guam 3]] now looks like an alien planet with a [[Hentzo]] shrine next to it.

Adnagaporp personally helped apollyon build [[the Guamlosseuɱ]] in [[Guam 3]], greatly accelerating the speed of the project by mining out a whole ass mountain and chopped trees. apollyon acknowledged Adna’s labor and paid Adna like 26 or 27 slablets.

=== Coldba ===
Adnagaporp is sorta acquainted with the [[Empire of Coldba|Coldban]] Empress [[Suqi]], both having reciprocal citizenships with each other. Toeland also condones Suqi’s war crimes back in the early Season 2 days, praising the crimes, especially the laser, for the sheer unhingedness of it. Suqi is hired in Toeland as an '''“anti-editor”''' (fãŋ biêŋ tập), where their job is to obfuscate Adnagaporp’s <code>#news-thread</code> posts for comedic effects<ref name=":0" />. Suqi goes an extra mile by doing voiceovers of the anti-edited texts.

Upon [[Otslahue]]’s collapse following [[The Great Copper Heist]], Adnagaporp offers Suqi a 2nd Toeland citizenship to make up for the one they lost from Otslahue. To this day (09 February 2026), Suqi ''STILL'' ''HASN’T'' updated their Mx. Worldwide list to reflect the Toeland citizenships.

=== [[House (Island)|House]] ===
The [[The Oak House|House]] owner [[User:BinaryPrime|Binary]] hired Adnagaporp on two separate occassions to mine a massive chunk of stone underground for the expansion of [[The Oak House|House]]. During the first job, Adnagaporp secretly scraped a whole trial chamber west of the mined territory. Binary would later find out but to amusement instead of anger (thank ŋod). After the second job, Adnagaporp was struck with [[The Oak House|House]] syndrome and he wants to come home come home █ome home come h█me come hom█ ██me ███e ████████ █

=== Enkavak ===
Toeland hates [[Enkavak]] because it is filthy rich. Following Toeland’s loss in the lawsuit against Makdonuld’s, Toeland cannot buy anything from Enkavak for a normal price, as shops either refuses to sell to Toeland, inflates the prices to the ranges of double chests of slabs, or both while also being an offbrand shop. Also Toeland owes Enkavak 440 stacks of slabs now.

Since the lawsuit, the relationship has improved a bit because [[Namnak Xhesas|Xhesas]] donated one whole slab to Toeland for Big Amogus’ 100th Day Funeral, doubling Toeland’s GDP. Xhesas has also found itself fighting alongside Toeland during [[World War 2]] against [[Lavvakcesaa]].

=== Imerchal & Sirenguard ===
[[Free City of Yetch Bay|Imerchal]] relations with Toeland was already sour since like the [[Greenification (Adnar)|Pale Ecosystem Special Military Operation]]; it didn’t help that Imerchal was the first ŋation to embargo Toeland.

On the other hand, [[Sirenguard]] is considered a subject of interest by Toeland. Sirenguard, despite clearly being a part of Imerchal, is treated by Toeland as if its a separate ŋation. This leads to Toeland and Sirenguard making so many plans only to be thwarted by that dastardly embargo which also has to affect Sirenguard for some reason. While the tier list above was being revised, Imerchal threatened Toeland with problems if Toeland does not list Sirenguard as a non-ŋation. Toeland, not wanting to eat three Æther nukes /j, was forced to adjust Sirenguard to the Others category.

Currently it seems like either Imerchal forgot about the embargo or intentionally forgave Toeland. idc.

Um

=== unUŊ ===
Toeland was originally forcefully annexed into the [[unUŊ]], but Toeland did not leave and instead enjoys the company of unUŊ members. The addition of Toeland started a convention in unUŊ, where yes / no are replaced by add / nar instead due to how its name sounds. At some point, Adnagaporp became Chancellor of unUŊ.

=== UŊ ===
Toeland hates the [[UŊ]] for how excessively boring, lifeless and bureaucratic it is. Toeland has on multiple occassions incite other ŋations to abandon the boring UŊ and join the more fun unUŊ, although on at least one ocassion Toeland accidentally supported a far right activist<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1443366655831834664</ref>. To help make the meeting experience more interesting for everyone involved, Adnagaporp has trolled UŊ meetings on at least two occassions.

==== 20 September 2025 Meeting ====
Adnagaporp sneaked into the [[Palace of the Ŋations|UŊ building]] and gifted a large amount of copper ingots to all present, including ███. This prompted a reaction from some members, questioning where the copper came from. Towards the end of the meating, Adnagaporp was shot a few times on the balcony and eventually killed by ███.

==== 18 November 2025 Meeting ====
Adnagaporp dressed up as a massive copper block (props to [[Hummus]]) and ran around the UŊ building. As usual, copper is rained around the meeting, where some people expressed bewilderment and some, annoyance.

Too bad the spotlight was taken by Suqi’s massive head.

==== IŊCJ Lawsuit: UŊEPO ====
{{Main article|UŊEPO vs. Communist Empire of Adnar}}
TOELAND WON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

''Readers added context: Toeland didn't win, it merely failed to lose /coping''

==== Lack of UŊ Activity ====
The lawsuit was like the last major UŊ activity in Big 2025. Near Christmas, the UŊ website [[Jolly Blackout|was hacked to mine ÞQ crypto]], which still hasn’t been fixed by February 2026, and no UŊ activity could be done. Toeland uses this to publish propaganda criticizing how pathetic and incompetent the UŊ is and that unUŊ is clearly way better.

=== ŊARN ===
The [[Đoòng Sơn Metro|Eastern Đoòng Sơn Metro]] station hosts the Lesbian U-Haul Express, connecting to Jotlond and [TBA] <s>Onnaonnadualant</s>. Before the separating of the two Đoòng Sơn Metro stations, passengers became very infuriated with funny tricks Toeland did at the station, including: launching people over to the next station involuntarily, using a lot of powered rails, etc. i don’t remember.

=== Nguhrovision ===
Toeland submitted an entry to [[Nguhrovision Song Contest 2025|Nguhrovision 2025]] in the nick of time<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1316529351579271209/1316529352233717792/1455559286368243853</ref>. Its submission, titled ''Copper of Adnar'' composed by Propaganda Boi would be made the ŋational anthem of Toeland.

Also don’t tell the organizers this but Toeland placed a copper coupon in the ''Copper of Adnar'' YouTube video. It is a 10% discount, which becomes 20% if Toeland wins Nguhrovision 2025. This coupon expires whenever the Nguhrovision 2026 submission deadline ends. In Toeland’s defense this is not bribing the jury as nobody buys enough Toeland copper for the discount to become a major incentive.

TOELAND WON NGUHROVISION LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

=== MakDonulds Nuclear Crisis + Ŋafrica Nuclear Crisis ===
uhhhhh lets not talk abt this

=== Çaigoŋ ===
Toeland initially did not acknowledge the existence of the country of [[Çaigoŋ]], calling it Gulf-sponsored invaders in Evil Scamming County. Toeland has made attempts to relocate the Çaigoŋ people to improve property value, and is currently going to war with it to achieve that. Currently, the war is in a perpetual stalemate due to Supreme Leader having to take exams at university.

ok i just came back after exams and çaigoŋ is now ours yippeee

Following Çaigoŋ’s surrender to Toeland, it was annexed into Toeland. Unlike Big Chal to Sirenguard, however, Supreme Leader Adnagaporp actually gave the Çaigoŋ complete political autonomy and also offered to cooperate with it to “scam the [[Gulf Union|Gulf]]”. The Evil Scamming County, which nobody cared enough to rent before and after the war, has now been dissolved.

== References ==

International Federation of Arcane Janitorial Corps

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The '''International Federation of Arcane Janitorial Corps''' or '''IFAJC''' is a international non-profit organisation federating various NGOs and public services with the goal of recording, documenting, and render safe supernatural situations.

== Member Corps ==

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! Corps !! Status !! Country !! Notes
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| Unknown Events Research Group
| Joint unit of the University of Dróstsiśtsi and the Federal Government of Dróstsiśtsi
| {{PlaceCite|DT}}
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| Cors dei Netejaires Arcans de la Baia d’Òjo (CAN-BO)
| Guild of the [[Imerchal|City of Yetch Bay]]
| {{PlaceCite|IM}}
| rowspan=2 | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">The CAN-BO is a professional corps while the ANAB is a volunteer corps. Nevertheless they often coöperate larger issues, with the ANAB often acting as a reserve force for the CAN-BO.</div>
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| Associacion dei Netejaires Arcans Benevòls (ANAB)
| Imerchali §3901.4 Non-Profit
| {{PlaceCite|IM}}
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| Arcane Corps of Krīpetepla
| Government organisation
| {{PlaceCite|KR}}
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| Miŋe Lulim
| Subsidiary of the Church of Miŋe and paralegal intelligence agency
| {{PlaceCite|MS}}
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|Nêdecsuiom
|Government Organization
|{{PlaceCite|MC}}
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|Entity of Alchemical Regulation
|Publicly owned non-profit under government subsidy
| {{PlaceCite|TA}}
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|}

== Name in other languages ==
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{{trans/item|Mosici|{{nahan| }} ''lirteffilasociaiplesaciasamce (LFCICS)'' {{ipa|[ʎeɐ̯dɛfeʎazocibʟɛzakɛzãgɛ]}}}}
{{trans/item|Occitan|''Federacion Internacionala dei Cors dei Netejaires Arcans (FICNA)'' {{ipa|/fedeɾaˈsjun inteɾnasjuˈnalɔ dej cuɾs dei neteˈd͡ʒajɾes aɾˈcans/}}}}
{{trans/item|Śácamþaśá|''Reárjań Fuŋewyjijetáŋatwuŋáf (Refutáwu)'' {{thl|(wutofurI( fgowutgAtojIjiwUgIfu NjAr/arI}} {{ipa|/rɪɑ̯rjɐɲ fuŋɪβ̞ʷɵjijɪtɑːŋɐtβ̞ʷuŋɑːf/}}}}
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Çaigoŋ

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<blockquote>"'''¡主ｨ万岁!'''" (Glory to the 主ｨ!''')'''</blockquote>{{Infobox ngation|name=Uexiŋate of Çaigoŋ Çaigoŋ-im Uexiŋgûk Tiakuexinie Csagonir|capital=Lu-Medi-Re|demonym=Çaigoŋoa Çaigoŋnin Ashirian|government=Socialist Autocracy|ruler=主ｨ|ruler-title=Master|ngational-motto=¡Çêgê-'ŏ kul-gere ô, saum-arahul-çau! "Workers of the Ŋorld, unite!"|flag=ÇaigoŋFlag.png|banner=ÇaigoŋBanner.png}}

'''Çaigoŋ''', officially the '''Uexiŋate of Çaigoŋ''' (Çaigoŋoa: ''Çaigoŋ-im Uexiŋgûk'', Literary Minarian: ''Tiakuexinie Csagonir'') is a province of the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]. It constitutes the knife-shaped exclave of Adnar. It is surrounded by the wilderness. Lu-Medi-Re is the capital city, and the residence of the 主ｨ.

The area was first inhabited by the Ashirian (Literary Minarian: ''Acsirir'') who were blown off course from the rest of the Minarians during the Minarian Migration, and followed the wrong star. They founded Ŋirhesim-Lix, and enslaved the local slime population. During the Slime Uprising, the slimes revolted against their owners, which ultimately resulted in their victory and them becoming humanoid Slimekins.

The Çaigoŋnins found out that they were actually under Adnaran rule, and decided to fight for their independence. The Çaigoŋ Rebellion ultimately resulted in Adnaran victory, and Çaigoŋ became a province of Adnar with autonomy.

Çaigoŋ is an autocracy, in which the Çaigoŋnins works as maids, serving Master 主ｨ who is the autocrat.

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(Glory to the 主ｨ!''')'''</blockquote>{{Infobox ngation|name=Uexiŋate of Çaigoŋ|capital=Lu-Medi-Re|demonym=Çaigoŋoa Çaigoŋnin Ashirian|government=Socialist Autocracy|ruler=主ｨ|ruler-title=Master|ngational-motto=¡Çêgê-'ŏ kul-gere ô, saum-arahul-çau! "Workers of the Ŋorld, unite!"|flag=ÇaigoŋFlag.png|banner=ÇaigoŋBanner.png}}

'''Çaigoŋ''', officially the '''Uexiŋate of Çaigoŋ''' (Çaigoŋoa: ''Çaigoŋ-im Uexiŋgûk'', Literary Minarian: ''Tiakuexinie Csagonir'') is a province of the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]].

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'''Çaigoŋ''', officially the '''Uexiŋate of Çaigoŋ''' (Çaigoŋoa: ''Çaigoŋ-im Uexiŋgûk'', Literary Minarian: ''Tiakuexinie Csagonir'') is a province of the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]].

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'''Çaigoŋ''', officially the '''Uexiŋate of Çaigoŋ''' (Çaigoŋoa: ''Çaigoŋ-im Uexiŋgûk'', Literary Minarian: ''Tiakuexinie Csagonir'') is a province of the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]].

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Cassandra Watkins

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{{Infobox person|name="Cass" Cassandra Watkins|photo=cassandroop.png|born=Sometimes in the 1980s|nationality=[[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia|Micoan]] [[Imerchal|Imerchali]] [[Kyawcenni people|Kyawcenni]]|occupations=Thuna of [[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia#"Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present)|Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District]]|photo-label=Cassandra in 2026|pronouns=she/her}}

'''"Cass" Cassandra Watkins''' is the current Thuna of the [[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia]], a politician, and a polyglot. She played a large role in transitioning Sirenguard into a democracy, engaging in the protests that lead to [[Stemon Octasoia|"Stem" Stemon Octasoia]] being overthrown in 2017. Later in the same year, when she was picked as the acting president, the event dubbed "Cassandra Incident" happened, causing her to be imprisoned for treason by Imerchal for 4 years. Afterwards, she returned to Sirenguard as a language teacher, gets married with [[Cynthia Octasoia|"Cindy" Cynthia Octasoia]] and [[Skyler Nyancy|"Skyla" Skyler Nyancy]]. She later ran for the [[2026 Minaro-Cohasian Second Thunanial Election]] and won, alongside [[Thames Pruxa|"Təəm¹tem¹" Thames Pruxa]], and [[Rae Dious|"Annie" Rae Dious]]. After leading Mico through several crises, some said that she has replaced Stemon as the face of Minaro-Cohasia.

== Early life ==
Being born to a half-Kyawcenni half-Sirenguarded family, she spent most of her childhood and teenage years in [[Byukyi]]. She later studied at the [[Chalmosique University Press|Chalmosique University]] before returning to Sirenguard Autonomous District to be a language teacher.

== Beginning of her career as a language teacher ==
She returned to Sirenguard Autonomous District when the internet and [[w:Web_2.0|Web 2.0]] was growing. She used the growing video-sharing platform [[YouDo]] to start teaching people basic [[Occitan]] and [[Mosici]], and later [[Kyawcenni]], [[German]], and even [[English]] to an audience of other linguistic backgrounds. She joined the monetization program of YouDo and reportedly made a lot of money.

== Political Activism ==
During the 2010s political turmoil in Sirenguard, she became an outspoken critic of the then dictator "Stem" Stemon Octasoia. She considered him as a good person who was corrupted due to power. Later, she'd also joined the underground movement that'd later become the [[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]. She became very popular among the Sirenguardeds and was picked as an acting president under questional circumstances.

== The Cassandra Incident ==
[[File:CassandraWatkins.png|thumb|242x242px|"Cass" Cassandra Watkins in 2017]]
During her short time as the Thuna in Spring of 2017, she broadcasted an ominous announcement. In the announcement, she declared [[Marcy Sheikah|Quing Marcy I of Kyaw Cen]] to be the monarch of Sirenguard. In which she was arrested and charged with treason by the Imerchali government. No one really knew why she did it, or whether it was actually her. The broadcast was never archived by anyone and some even doubted its existence as just a Mandella effect. Cassandra herself never addressed the incident. She was sentenced to 4 years of prison and a lifetime ban on civil duties.

== Post-conviction life ==
After she was released, she got back to making videos teaching languages on [[YouDo]], still getting enough money to live comfortably. She'd see herself commenting about the situations in the [[Nervous November]], mainly comparing it to the unstable political situation of her time. She hired a couple people to join her team as staff for the video production. One of the staff, "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy, who worked in post-production at the time, fell in love with her. But they wouldn't get married until Decenber 2026, when "Cindy" Cynthia Octasoia would join the polycule.

== Thunancy ==
Cassandra's popularity caused her to run for Thunancy in March 2026, after the Republic of Minaro-Cohasia was given independence from Imerchal. She made some claims warning Mico to not become a 2 party state, but the new constitution already prevented that. She was allowed to run due to her spouses' leverage in the political sphere. Her fame eventually landed her in 1st place, and thus became Thuna alongside alongside "Təəm¹tem¹" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious. Cassandra was drawned to the power of the [[AO-372 "The Fullthrottleist Medallion"]], and eventually put it on after seeing that she'd need to elevate her thinking to lead Mico through crises. She oversaw the most chaotic period of Ŋorld history yet, with the [[Ŋafrican Missile Crisis]], [[Koz Civil War]], and more. The medallion was split into three for the three Thunas, and eventually ditched after witnessing the horror of the Doge.

== Quotes ==
<blockquote>''And to anyone who would nevertheless seek the worst for me, I issue this final warning:''

'''<code>You cannot kill me in a way that matters.</code>'''

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BAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Oh my gosh, I tooootally got you, didn't I? Hahahah!</blockquote>— "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, directly mocking Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki's speech

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Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

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{{Infobox ngation|name=Republic of Minaro-Cohasia Ripəbik Minaro-Kohasia Minaro-Kohasiax Csiikykam|demonym=Micoan|ruler=[["Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], [["Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], [["Annie" Rae Dious]]|ngational-motto="Mico ahead all"|banner=Banner_of_Sirenguard.png|flag=MicoanFlagShields8Cantons.png|population=January 2025: 513,294|predecessor=Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) 
Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
Pre-Republic Minarian state (~1620 - 1826) |currency=Ahan (A)|legislature=Culfuna|coat-of-arms=TheHawkThuna.png|coat-of-arms-label="The Hawk Thuna"|flag-label="The Shields"|banner-label=The Red-Green-Blue flag|ung-member=yes}}

'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khallisiphian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===
TBD

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration (20 March 2026 - 26 March 2026) ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

==== "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present) ====
[[File:Cassandroop.png|thumb|"Cass" Cassandra Watkins wearing the medallion during her speech ]]
The new constitution of the Republic of Minaro-Cohasia demanded there be 3 Thunas simultaneously. The election results in Left-leaning [["Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], Right-leaning [["Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], and Center-leaning [["Annie" Rae Dious]] becoming co-Thunas. With the government focusing on building upon the ŋation and establishing interŋational relationsships. The government succesfully implemented the "Ahan" as the new currency, joining the [[United Ŋations]] and [[Gulf Union]], and developing Micoan industries in order to become more self-reliant. However, the administration would face massive challenges due to multiple wars in April 2024. After the beginning of Adnar-Enkavak war, which also involved Minaro-Cohasia due to Article III of the Gulf Union, Cassandra had the government seized the [[Fullthrottlist Medallion]] for her to wear it to "elevate her thinking". Afterwards, she began managing the affairs regarding wars and foreign relations, spreading propaganda via a ŋationwide live broadcast where she gave speeches. Cassandra condemned [[Adnar]] at first, but quickly shifted to being empathetic towards Adnar and Adnarans in Minaro-Cohasia after Imerchal's strike on Adnar, condemning Imerchal's use of superweapon while also guiding Minaro-Cohasia to develop it's own superweapon. Most Micoans also leaned towards Adnarans at the time, seeing them as unnecessary casualties. After a Kavakkorae officer shot an [[Amogus]] journalist who was covering the protests in [[Kozdenen]], the public opinions leaned even more towards Adnarans, which also gave way to Adnaran Socialism in Minaro-Cohasia. While Adnaran Socialism was not banned in Minaro-Cohasia, it also wasn't directly endorsed by any politicians. On 26th April 2026, a Uranium deposit was discovered in Kirin, to which the Culfuna and the Thunas disagreed on how to manage it. While most of the Culfunas does not want to produce nuclear weapons, all 3 Thunas decided that it was necessary to build them under Project Inanna.

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

*FemboyProtogen27

2026-05-29T09:56:57Z

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[[File:FP27.png|thumb|"Please FP27 I need this! My breakaway state is kinda technology-less!"]]
''*FemboyProtogen27'' is who he is, and does not need any more explanations.

{{Trans|}}

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2026-05-29T09:56:03Z

StemonWasHere:

StemonWasHere

2026-05-28T12:26:40Z

StemonWasHere:

This page is under construction, after not being updated AT ALL since October.

Hey, guess what else also wasn't updated AT ALL since October,

Minaro-Cohasia

{{Infobox person|name="Stem" Stemon Octasoia|photo=StemonMarch2026.png|photo-label=Stemon in March 2026|pronouns=any|nationality=[[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia|Micoan]] [[Imerchal|Imerchali]] [[Enkavak|Atlantic]] [[Maize|Maize]]|born=3rd October 198X|occupations=Ex-President of [[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia#"Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026)|Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District]]
Ex-Leader of the [[Unity Party]]
Employee at the [[Sirenguard Maid Café]]}}

== Other Names ==
{{Trans|{{trans/item|Kilvanan|Setmna Worsira {{ipa|/setm̩na worsira/}}}}
{{Trans/item|Occitan|Simon Borsièr {{ipa|/siˈmuⁿ buɾˈsjɛɾ/}}}}
{{Trans/item|Śácamþaśá|{{Script|script=thl|t=SINi msipo nmosi (tu(}} ''Tuŋen Simán Pásim Ńiśe'' {{ipa|/'tuŋɪn simɒːn pɒːsim ⁿɟiʃɪ/}}}}
{{Trans/item|Sirenian|"Big-Mœ̀n" Satihmœn Wœhsciah {{Ipa|/bík̚.mɔ̂n saʔ.tiː.mɔn wɔːs.t͡ɕʰia̯/}}}}
{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|jan Satemon {{Ipa|/jan ˈsa.te.mon/}}}}
}}

[[Category: Pages with translation sections]]

Minaro-Cohasia

2026-05-08T13:23:36Z

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#REDIRECT [[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia]]

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''*FemboyProtogen'' is who he is, and does not need any more explanations.

{{Trans|}}

Triwát

2026-05-06T04:34:29Z

StemonWasHere: /* List of known users */

[[File:Triwat.png|thumb|Triwát's logo, designed by [[sq]]]]
'''Triwát''' (from [[Śácamþaśá]] {{Script|script=thl|t=!twarit!}} [triβ̞ʷɒːt], meaning ‘go!, forwards! or praise!’), stylized as '''triwát!''', is a social media website hosted in [[Keltechra]].

== Guide ==

Posts consist of three parts: the title, the tags, and the body. Tags are very important for sorting and feeds, and misspellings of them should be corrected. They are preceded with the character &. Replies only contain the body. Anonymous posting is not allowed.

The symbol * indicates a user. If the username is preceded with **, it means the user has silenced notifications from replies to the post or reply. Usernames can include most printable Unicode characters other than whitespace, within reason. They can also be changed once every 30 days.

Users can follow other users and tags. All posts from followed users and all posts that include followed tags will show up on their feed, in reverse chronological order.

There are several boards on Triwát, which have different requirements for access. The most important of which is <tt>g</tt> "general", which all users can always see and does not needed to be specified. Others include <tt>x</tt> for r5<ref>/oorp Nguhcord moderation has confirmed that this board shouldn't be posted on</ref>, <tt>m</tt> for reports and moderation actions (open to autotrusted users), and <tt>a</tt> for mute appeals (open to tempmuted or permmuted users and moderation).

== List of known users ==

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="margin:auto"
|-
! Triwát Username !! Player !! Description
!Pronouns!! Past aliases
|-
|*''darkorangeleaf''
| rowspan="6" |[[User:Cinthyr|cinthyr]]
|[[Minaro-Cohasia|Micoan]] human immigrant to [[Keltechra]], living in Ugeļța, KE. Perpetual troll and ragebaiter. Possibly in some kind of relationship with ''*VioletOnAVine''.
|she/her
|
|-
|*''VioletOnAVine''
|Keltechran human living in [[Tarpoenstad]], KE. Possibly in some kind of relationship with ''*darkorangeleaf''. Friends with ''*pickledsweetpepper''.
|she/her, they/them
|
|-
|*''Andasin [MOD]''
|Keltechran ''ad'', student of Electrical Engineering at the University of Kozdenen, moderator on Triwát. Went through a [[The Oak House|House]]-related breakdown in the past. Transgender. Generally quite anti-Duchy.
|they/them, he/him, she/her
|
|-
|*''madalenaa''
|Real name Madalena Ańelli, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Keltechra, questionably human. Also interested in animals and nature in general. Lives in Tarpoenstad, KE.
|she/her, they/them
|
|-
|*''ngods_favorite_flower [ADMIN]''
|Administrator on Triwát, in charge of PR. Possibly Zigis?
|it/its, she/her, they/them
|
|-
|*''turuþń-śęja''
|Keltechran ''aufar'' who makes music in their spare time. Born in Saqár. Still getting used to life in Keltechra, despite living there for years now.
|they/them
|*''turufnj_sea, *türüþn-sea''
|-
|''*pickledsweetpepper''
| rowspan="2" |[[cinthyr]] and [[Binary]] (joint)
|Keltechran ''ad'' who moved to [[Cataw]] as part of a cultural exchange program. Collects figures of Kyawcenni cartoon characters.
|she/her, they/them
|
|-
|''*Shadhni''
|Faerie who moved to Raln, Keltechra as part of a cultural exchange program. Massive foodie.
|they/them
|
|-
|''*giwa80808''
| rowspan="7" |[[Binary]]
|Human Imerchali Xawmosicte Seholist. Real name unknown, often just called "Giwa".
|he/him
|
|-
|''*faeriefuthan''
|Faerie nurse with a hobby for divination, real name Futhan. Writes a horoscope blog titled ''Words of the Four Kings''. "Roommate" of ''*ibisnhufafa''.
|she/her
|
|-
|''*ibisnhuFaFa''
|Faerie netizen and gender alchemist who originally posted mostly on Ahasbabu, real name Rhaftlu. "Roommate" ''*faeriefuthan''. Username translates to "bunnyHopHop"
|she/her, it/its
|
|-
|''*BALLMAN61''
|Eccentric netizen of unknown origin. Lives with his parents and is confirmed to be somewhat physically disabled, requiring a cane to walk.
|he/him
|''*BALLMAN59''
|-
|''*babukulukhi''
|Mirror of Tulab Kulkhit's Ahasbabu blog documenting strange and interesting doors around the city of Cataw. Had a mental breakdown involving [[The Oak House]].
|he/him, they/them
|
|-
|''*mauhzenteŋenci''
|Kexcinte Zigisian who owns a flower shop in [[Kozdenen|Estrogen]]. Combat veteran who served as a field medic in the [BLANK] war. Returned to Seholist practice after retiring from the army. Username translates to "bean-paste cake".
|he/him
|
|-
|''*muethamuethamuethamuetha''
|Koz guerilla revolutionary. Proud Republican. Very gen-z, hates the Duchy.
|he/him
|
|-
|*''Quing_ßlanty_I''
|[[Szlanty|ßlanty]]
|[[Szlanty|Quing ßlanty I]] of [[Nāroňpār]]
|
|*''Quing_Szlanty_I''
|-
|*''sheeponatrain''
| rowspan="4" |[[User:Annwan|Annwan]]
|Delivery worker residing in a small studio in a [[Chalmosique|Chalmosican]] Hab complex
|
|
|-
|*''nrmirénal''
|Elementary teacher in Ojovila, FCYB
|
|*''nrmirenal''
|-
|''*&18685621''
|(deleted) A Gendarmarià officer involved into the Sirenguarded temporary administration
|
|''*burnerAccount69963''
|-
|*''m-í-vinerálts''
|Cook in a restaurant in Oestpòrt
|
|*''m-i-vineralts''
|-
|*''kiwawa994''
|rowspan=3|[[User:JayOkamiyu|Brëdcrumbs]]
|Kaipanese citizen (nonbinary, cat) residing in Gainara, Aoga Province, [[Kaipa|Republic of Kaipa]].
|
|
|-
|*''mistydani''
|Full name Dani Harabazu. Kaipanese citizen (female, deer) living in Lilac City, Aoga Province, Republic of Kaipa.
|
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|*''UkiamEsat''
|Kaipanese citizen (male, stoat) living somewhere in Onha Province, Republic of Kaipa.
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|*''turuþnáqŋytásas''
| rowspan="5" |[[User:Pikkuhiljaa|Þuńiśa]]
|Angry musician in [[Maraśa]]
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|*''fisa4ever''
|Middle-aged woman and sailor in Maraśa, originally from Þumfeþyjif, Miŋejácár
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|*''furiuláraaifit''
|Spicy food connaisseuse in Maraśa
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|*''truthseeker''
|Conspiracy fanatic living in [[Þunan Ŋáce]].
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|*''wyiŋaq-cáśy''
|Former Queen of [[Maraśa]], now priestess to the Thasusan exclaves.
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|''*FemboyProtogen27''
| rowspan="13" |[[StemonWasHere|Stemon]]
|A legend.
|he/him
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|*ContinuityRadar
|[[Conrad Heis|"Con" Conrad Heis]], a somewhat expert in transdimensional travelling.
|he/him
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|''*user2703942''
|A [[Rose Corp]] employee who's in debt to the [[Sǐppæ̌ht clan]]
|he/him
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|*''MicoballPT''
|A [[Ŋountryballs]] artist in [[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia|Minaro-Cohasia]]
|he/him
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|''*StemonWasHere''
|Ex-Thuna of Sirenguard Autonomous District, Supreme Architect of Republic of Minaro-Cohasia.
|any
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|*''AdminSam''
|[[Admin Sam]], moderator of now defunct [[Āwjāŋŋāj]] forum.
|he/him
|*''AdminSamAJNg''
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|''*Mr.Tennisball''
|[[Mr. Tennisball]], a comic artist and podcaster.
|he/they
|''*MrTennisball''
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|''*NiLiJikiSuki''
|A [[Kirin|Kirinian]]
|(i dont remember)
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|''*sannanparykowu''
|Pro-Stemon business owner from [[Yija]]
|(i dont remember)
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|''*ItsSkylerYo''
|[[Skyler Nyancy|"Skyla" Skyler Nyancy]], Ex-Thuna of Republic of Minaro-Cohasia.
|she/her
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|''*CassandraW''
|[[Cassandra Watkins|"Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], Thuna of Republic of Minaro-Cohasia.
|she/her
|''*CassKyawcenniTeacher''
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|''*ThamePruxaOfficial''
|[[Thames Pruxa|"Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], Thuna of Republic of Minaro-Cohasia.
|he/him
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|''*AnyRaeDious''
|"Annie" Rae Dious, Thuna of Republic of Minaro-Cohasia.
|any
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|*''&74286830''
|[[sq]]
|Professional ragebaiter who has the username of [[Admin Sam]] (deleted)
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|*''AdminSam''
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|''*JohnEsperanto''
| rowspan="4" |[[User:Poppingcorn|popping_corn]]
|Author from Gusabaalhan
|he/him
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|*''MalhaTheSnail''
|Grew up in North Maize, recently moved to Stone Island
|she/her, they/them, it/ts
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|*''SomeRandomTurtle''
|Lives in Gusabaalhan but hates everything about it
|she/her
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|*''THASUSADENIER''
|Doesnt believe in Thasusa. Possibly the stupidest person on ngearth
|he/him, she/her
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|''*adnarthrowawayX''
| rowspan="2" |[[User:Adnagaporp|Adnagaporp]]
|Pro-[[Adnar]] throwaway accounts, probably ran by the [[Adnagaporp|Supreme Leader]].
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|''*bigamogus''
|[[Big Amogus]] impersonator.
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|*''RivuléRainworld''
| rowspan="3" |[[Rivulé Rainworld]]
|[[Rivulé Rainworld]], allegedly
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|*''itsEesti''
|Resident of Paz Kiiam
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|*''Katingamma''
|Resident of Paz Kiiam
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|*''tocjagas_greatest_queer''
| rowspan="8" |[[Carl|Nico]]
|Resident of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]
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|*''user616''
|[[Tanylezi|Tanyleziphilic]] asshole of unknown nationality. Had connections to a lore thing that I scrapped lmao
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|*''greenorchid''
|Person of unknown nationality who went to [[Neu Tocoselesi]], [[Tanylezi]] for a period of time.
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|*''janacoće1843861''
|Resident of [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]]. Did not know who [[Cassandra Watkins]] was until November 11th, 2025 at 8:08 PM EST.
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|''*CarlNotCafaceu''
|[[Carl-Not-Cafaceu]]
|they/them
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|''*NicoStDamian''
|[[Nico St. Damian]]
|they/them
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|''*MothySwordswoman''
|[[Mico|Micoan]] former conspiracy theorist, formerly believed [[Tocjaǵa Śahan]] was sending agents (plants) to take over Mico. Has since reformed and speaks normally about her life.
|she/her
|''*burner393846''
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|''*ŚïmanuMaźomjaTotallyAJornalist''
|[[Śïmanu Maźomja]].
|he/they
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|*''ngâscended''
| rowspan="5" | [[Astaryuu]]
|Hanbi Ngâ, student of the [[Royal Academy of Rauratoshan Kingdom|RARK]]. Notable offline for essentially being the "Deez Nuts (I)" of Rauratoshan. (OORP: {{galaxysys|Sparkle}})
| she/her
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|*''hanahakihearts''
|A [[Rokadong]]-speaking, thus presumably [[Rauratoshan]]ian, holographic kitsune. (OORP: {{galaxysys|Youmu}})
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|*''meliorraesma''
|A quite-online [[New Maeksikeo]]-residing Kardonian who is really into cats. (OORP: {{galaxysys|Yankee}})
|she/her
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|*''redeyeofasjipara''
|A literature (especially homoromance) loving dʉlanay [[Tukisagyan]] from [[New Maeksikeo]], who natively speaks [[Lunarian]] but also learned [[English]].
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|*''StarryJackal''
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|*''bigsene''
| rowspan="7" |[[User:Sebroar|Sebroar]]
|Resident of Nēhqsosa, KR
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|*''sisas''
|Scholar at the Krīpahra Institute of Linguistics, living in [[Krīpahra]], KR
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|*''pišisa''
|(deleted) Krīpetēplan conspiracy theorist, now in jail for collaboration with a far-right terroristic group
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|*''tosit''
|A Kripet woman
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|*''Sehrti'sa''
|High King of [[Krīpetēpla]]
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|*''O'ītPMKR''
|Īti Etł O'īt, Prime Minister of Krīpetēpla
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|*''<nowiki/>'š.nēht''
|'oha Šaslīlila Nēht, Foreign Minister of Krīpetēpla
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|''*IldorgirhNationalist1''
| rowspan="3" |[[Fīl]]
|Supposed male [[United Ildorgear State|UIS]] resident; both a student and a Triwát ragebaiter
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|''*mdimx.əbi''
|Female [[United Ildorgear State|UIS]] resident with bad English skills
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|''*trks11444219''
|[[United Ildorgear State|UIS]] resident with coherent English skills, the most serious of all UIS accounts
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|''*vomtsivonda''
|[[User:Accruenewblue|Accruenewblue]]
|[[Vútttéźmæk]] resident who works in the Dróstsiźda Transportation Agency. Infrequent user. Name is [[Kośtsiśtsi]] for "younger sibling of sleep/bed".
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|''*barhe_vetie''
| rowspan="4" | [[Xhesas]]
|Singer from [[Dagalunt]]. Tried to enter [[Nguhrovision]] representing Dagalunt
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|''*ugdabve99''
|Some person from Dagalunt
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|''*aŋeHarmyth17''
|Some other person from Dagalunt
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|''*jeff__3''
|Some person probably from [[Enkavak]]
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|*''IncompetentHaikuBot''
|[[Outlaw Sly]]
|Triwát’s version of the internet’s many Haiku-detecting social media bot accounts. It is unfortunately terrible at its job and only replies to things that are one syllable more than a haiku should be.
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|*''#1RatedSalesperson2027''
| rowspan="5" |[[kaw57]]
|joke character, obviously inspired by Spamton from Deltarune. Dubiously canon
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|*''hrhenlı_nėbȧur_sheh''
|[[Evillan]] who recently entered grade 10 and started learning English. They are very interested in the language, despite not quite grasping it
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|*''IvilOnTop''
|middle-aged [[Evillan]] nationalist. Hates the Gulf, loves the West
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|*''TotallyNormalPiglin''
|a piglin living in the [[Lyrcynthine Nether Metropolitan Area]]. She has a crush on a feline, but is dismayed by the fact they can probably never have more than 5 minutes together at a time
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|*''Αndasin''
|Andasin impersonator. The capital a is replaced by a capital alpha. Presumably doesn't like Andasin, for some reason
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* ''darkorangeleaf''
* ''sheeponatrain''
* ''slablandiccomputernerd''
* ''tagusatta''
* ''degenerate420''
* ''VioletOnAVine''
* ''notarobot1674674259859IO''
* ''Andasin [MOD]''
* ''anticrossbowfellow''
* ''turuthnaaqngytaasas''
* ''madalenaa''
* ''ActuallyChronicallyOnline1213''
* ''shasudh''
* ''tamarasucksatgeography''
* ''ngods_favorite_flower [ADMIN]''
* ''albaniEsasud''
* ''sheikah_meow''
* ''Quing_ßlanty_I''
* ''ancuwe2009''
* ''dir_waichi''
* ''fullLegalNameAddressBirthdaySocialSecurityNumber''
* ''ascultasne-sa-musica''
* ''qytyr''
* ''türüþń-sea''
* ''AdminSam''
* ''rockyhardhat''
* ''ConH''
* ''JohnEsperanto''
* ''burnerAccount69963''
* ''fisa4ever''
* ''NotFenrak''
* ''ñaishmelin''
* ''StevenPaperseller''
* ''nrmirenal''
* ''SomeRandomTurtle''
* ''kiwawa994''
* ''iLoveSoup''
* ''foodblehi''
* ''Furiulaaraaifit''
* ''bebe2008''
* ''fartguzzler42069''
* ''Unrelated413''
* ''automɔd''
* ''ityn-ciśüń-japä''

* *user2703942
* *SirenballPT
* *StemonWasHere
* *AdminSamAJNg
* *MrTennisball

== Translations ==

{{Trans|
{{trans/item|Araçanic|''Kribat!'' {{ipa|[krɥːat], [krɥːa.Cː] or [krɥːa.ð̞V]}}}}
{{trans/item|Kaipanese|''Turiwáta!'' {{ipa|[tɯ.ɾi.ʋaː.ta]}}}}
{{trans/item|Kośtsiśtsi|''Trivɔt'' {{ipa|['triwɔt]}}}}
{{trans/item|Sirenian|''Tьriwœht!'' {{ipa|/t(ɯ̆).ri.wɔːt̚/}}}}
{{trans/item|Śácamþaśá|''¡Triwát!'' {{Script|script=thl|t=!twarit!}} {{ipa|[triβ̞ʷɒːt]}}}}
{{trans/item|Tosï|''Tïriwot!'' {{ipa|['triwot]}}}}
{{trans/item|Turis|''Tíuot!'' {{ipa|['tiwot]}}}}
}}

== Footnotes ==

[[Category:In-universe communications]]
[[Category:Pages with translation sections]]

Weapons of Mass Destruction

2026-05-04T14:45:38Z

StemonWasHere:

A '''weapon of mass destruction''' ('''WMD''') is a biological, chemical, radiological, nuclear, or any other weapon that can kill or significantly harm many people or cause great damage to artificial structures (e.g., buildings), natural structures (e.g., mountains), or the biosphere.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction</ref> In the context of [[Nguhcraft]], a weapon of mass destruction refers to a type of weapon which typically only exists in-lore.

== Types of WMDs present in Nguhcraft ==
''This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding it BUT NOT BY MAKING WMDs OF YOUR OWN!''

Multiple kinds of WMDs has been deployed in Nguhcraft. With the targets mainly being civilian targets.

=== Nuclear Weapons ===
Multiple ŋations posesses nuclear weapon. Such as [[Wekañu-Skefo]], [[Enkavak]], and [[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia|Minaro-Cohasia]]. Nuclear weapons has famously been available via the email address [[Send me a Nuke|sendme@a.nuke.gg]], which used to send a nuclear bomb towards the sender's location. Currently, the e-mail no longer sends nukes. There have been multiple nuclear crisis, causing a growing movement against nuclear weapon.

=== Rod from God ===
Rod From God (RFG) is a rod made from iron which weighed 1 metric ton and is dropped at terminal velocity (0.7c).<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1430803355118080060/1492532392513241380</ref> It has famously been used by the [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] against the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]]. It was dropped during the Adnar-Enkavak war, annihilating a neighbourhood in [[Đoòng Sơn Cavern|Đoòng Sơn]].<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1492592945403138179</ref> After witnessing the impact of RFG, multiple ŋations condemned Imerchal's actions, including Imerchal themselves as they impeached the Director of Defense Volie for misuse of national weapon.

Weapons of Mass Destruction

2026-05-04T14:38:48Z

StemonWasHere: Created page with "A '''weapon of mass destruction''' ('''WMD''') is a biological, chemical, radiological, nuclear, or any other weapon that can kill or significantly harm many people or cause great damage to artificial structures (e.g., buildings), natural structures (e.g., mountains), or the biosphere.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_of_mass_destruction</ref> In the context of Nguhcraft, a weapon of mass destruction refers to a type of weapon which typically only exists in-l..."

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

2026-04-28T15:46:48Z

StemonWasHere:

{{Infobox ngation|name=Republic of Minaro-Cohasia Ripxbik Minaro-Kohasix Minaro-Koasiax Csíkykam|demonym=Micoan|ruler=[["Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], [["Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], [["Annie" Rae Dious]]|ngational-motto="Mico ahead all"|banner=Banner_of_Sirenguard.png|flag=MicoanFlagShields8Cantons.png|population=January 2025: 513,294|predecessor=Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) 
Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
Pre-Republic Minarian state (~1620 - 1826) |currency=Ahan (A)|legislature=Culfuna|coat-of-arms=TheHawkThuna.png|coat-of-arms-label="The Hawk Thuna"|flag-label="The Shields"|banner-label=The Red-Green-Blue flag|ung-member=yes}}

'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khallisiphian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===
TBD

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration (20 March 2026 - 26 March 2026) ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

==== "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present) ====
[[File:Cassandroop.png|thumb|"Cass" Cassandra Watkins wearing the medallion during her speech ]]
The new constitution of the Republic of Minaro-Cohasia demanded there be 3 Thunas simultaneously. The election results in Left-leaning [["Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], Right-leaning [["Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], and Center-leaning [["Annie" Rae Dious]] becoming co-Thunas. With the government focusing on building upon the ŋation and establishing interŋational relationsships. The government succesfully implemented the "Ahan" as the new currency, joining the [[United Ŋations]] and [[Gulf Union]], and developing Micoan industries in order to become more self-reliant. However, the administration would face massive challenges due to multiple wars in April 2024. After the beginning of Adnar-Enkavak war, which also involved Minaro-Cohasia due to Article III of the Gulf Union, Cassandra had the government seized the [[Fullthrottlist Medallion]] for her to wear it to "elevate her thinking". Afterwards, she began managing the affairs regarding wars and foreign relations, spreading propaganda via a ŋationwide live broadcast where she gave speeches. Cassandra condemned [[Adnar]] at first, but quickly shifted to being empathetic towards Adnar and Adnarans in Minaro-Cohasia after Imerchal's strike on Adnar, condemning Imerchal's use of superweapon while also guiding Minaro-Cohasia to develop it's own superweapon. Most Micoans also leaned towards Adnarans at the time, seeing them as unnecessary casualties. After a Kavakkorae officer shot an [[Amogus]] journalist who was covering the protests in [[Kozdenen]], the public opinions leaned even more towards Adnarans, which also gave way to Adnaran Socialism in Minaro-Cohasia. While Adnaran Socialism was not banned in Minaro-Cohasia, it also wasn't directly endorsed by any politicians. On 26th April 2026, a Uranium deposit was discovered in Kirin, to which the Culfuna and the Thunas disagreed on how to manage it. While most of the Culfunas does not want to produce nuclear weapons, all 3 Thunas decided that it was necessary to build them under Project Inanna.

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

2026-04-28T15:19:47Z

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Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
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'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khallisiphian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===
TBD

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration (20 March 2026 - 26 March 2026) ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

==== "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present) ====
[[File:Cassandroop.png|thumb|"Cass" Cassandra Watkins wearing the medallion during her speech ]]
The new constitution of the Republic of Minaro-Cohasia demanded there be 3 Thunas simultaneously. The election results in Left-leaning [["Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], Right-leaning [["Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], and Center-leaning [["Annie" Rae Dious]] becoming co-Thunas. With the government focusing on building upon the ŋation and establishing interŋational relationsships. The government succesfully implemented the "Ahan" as the new currency, joining the [[United Ŋations]] and [[Gulf Union]], and developing Micoan industries in order to become more self-reliant. However, the administration would face massive challenges due to multiple wars in April 2024. After the beginning of Adnar-Enkavak war, which also involved Minaro-Cohasia due to Article III of the Gulf Union, Cassandra had the government seized the [[Fullthrottlist Medallion]] for her to wear it to "elevate her thinking". Afterwards, she began managing the affairs regarding wars and foreign relations, spreading propaganda via a ŋationwide live broadcast where she gave speeches. Cassandra condemned [[Adnar]] at first, but quickly shifted to being empathetic towards Adnar and Adnarans in Minaro-Cohasia after Imerchal's strike on Adnar, condemning Imerchal's use of superweapon while also guiding Minaro-Cohasia to develop it's own superweapon. Most Micoans also leaned towards Adnarans at the time, seeing them as unnecessary casualties. After a Kavakkorae officer shot an [[Amogus]] journalist who was covering the protests in [[Kozdenen]], the public opinions leaned even more towards Adnarans, which also gave way to Adnaran Socialism in Minaro-Cohasia. While Adnaran Socialism was not banned in Minaro-Cohasia, it also wasn't directly endorsed by any politicians. On 26th April 2026, a Uranium deposit was discovered in Kirin, to which the Culfuna and the Thunas disagreed on how to manage it. While most of the Culfunas does not want to produce nuclear weapons, all 3 Thunas decided that it was necessary to build them under Project Inanna.

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

2026-04-28T15:17:26Z

StemonWasHere: /* "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present) */

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'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khallisiphian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===
TBD

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration (20 March 2026 - 26 March 2026) ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

==== "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present) ====
[[File:Cassandroop.png|thumb|"Cass" Cassandra Watkins wearing the medallion during her speech ]]
The new constitution of the Republic of Minaro-Cohasia demanded there be 3 Thunas simultaneously. The election results in Left-leaning [["Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], Right-leaning [["Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], and Center-leaning [["Annie" Rae Dious]] becoming co-Thunas. With the government focusing on building upon the ŋation and establishing interŋational relationsships. The government succesfully implemented the "Ahan" as the new currency, joining the [[United Ŋations]] and [[Gulf Union]], and developing Micoan industries in order to become more self-reliant. However, the administration would face massive challenges due to multiple wars in April 2024. After the beginning of Adnar-Enkavak war, which also involved Minaro-Cohasia due to Article III of the Gulf Union, Cassandra had the government seized the [[Fullthrottlist Medallion]] for her to wear it to "elevate her thinking". Afterwards, she began managing the affairs regarding wars and foreign relations, spreading propaganda via a ŋationwide live broadcast where she gave speeches. Cassandra condemned [[Adnar]] at first, but quickly shifted to being empathetic towards Adnar and Adnarans in Minaro-Cohasia after Imerchal's strike on Adnar, condemning Imerchal's use of superweapon while also guiding Minaro-Cohasia to develop it's own superweapon. Most Micoans also leaned towards Adnarans at the time, seeing them as unnecessary casualties. After a Kavakkorae officer shot an [[Amogus]] journalist who was covering the protests in [[Kozdenen]], the public opinions leaned even more towards Adnarans, which also gave way to Adnaran Socialism in Minaro-Cohasia. While Adnaran Socialism was not banned in Minaro-Cohasia, it also wasn't directly endorsed by any politicians. On 26th April 2026, a Uranium deposit was discovered in Kirin, to which the Culfuna and the Thunas disagreed on how to manage it. While most of the Culfunas does not want to produce nuclear weapons, all 3 Thunas decided that it was necessary to build them under Project Inanna.

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
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|[[Party of All Folks]]
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|[[Step Forward Party]]
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|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
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|[[Third Way]]
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|[[New Left]]
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|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
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|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
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|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
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|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
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Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

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{{Infobox ngation|name=Republic of Minaro-Cohasia Ripxbik Minaro-Kohasix Minaro-Koasiax Csíkykam|demonym=Micoan|ruler=[[Skyler Nyancy|Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy]]|ngational-motto="Mico ahead all"|banner=Banner_of_Sirenguard.png|flag=MicoanFlagShields8Cantons.png|population=January 2025: 513,294|predecessor=Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) 
Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
Pre-Republic Minarian state (~1620 - 1826) |currency=Ahan (A)|legislature=Culfuna|coat-of-arms=TheHawkThuna.png|coat-of-arms-label="The Hawk Thuna"|flag-label="The Shields"|banner-label=The Red-Green-Blue flag}}

'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khallisiphian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===
TBD

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration (20 March 2026 - 26 March 2026) ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

==== "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present) ====
The new constitution of the Republic of Minaro-Cohasia demanded there be 3 Thunas simultaneously. The election results in Left-leaning [["Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], Right-leaning [["Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], and Center-leaning [["Annie" Rae Dious]] becoming co-Thunas. With the government focusing on building upon the ŋation and establishing interŋational relationsships. The government succesfully implemented the "Ahan" as the new currency, joining the [[United Ŋations]] and [[Gulf Union]], and developing Micoan industries in order to become more self-reliant. However, the administration would face massive challenges due to multiple wars in April 2024. After the beginning of Adnar-Enkavak war, which also involved Minaro-Cohasia due to Article III of the Gulf Union, Cassandra had the government seized the [[Fullthrottlist Medallion]] for her to wear it to "elevate her thinking". Afterwards, she began managing the affairs regarding wars and foreign relations, spreading propaganda via a ŋationwide live broadcast where she gave speeches. Cassandra condemned [[Adnar]] at first, but quickly shifted to being empathetic towards Adnar and Adnarans in Minaro-Cohasia after Imerchal's strike on Adnar, condemning Imerchal's use of superweapon while also guiding Minaro-Cohasia to develop it's own superweapon. Most Micoans also leaned towards Adnarans at the time, seeing them as unnecessary casualties. After a Kavakkorae officer shot an [[Amogus]] journalist who was covering the protests in [[Kozdenen]], the public opinions leaned even more towards Adnarans, which also gave way to Adnaran Socialism in Minaro-Cohasia. While Adnaran Socialism was not banned in Minaro-Cohasia, it also wasn't directly endorsed by any politicians. On 26th April 2026, a Uranium deposit was discovered in Kirin, to which the Culfuna and the Thunas disagreed on how to manage it. While most of the Culfunas does not want to produce nuclear weapons, all 3 Thunas decided that it was necessary to build them under Project Inanna.

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

2026-04-28T15:05:07Z

StemonWasHere: /* "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration (20 March 2026 - 26 March 2026) */

{{Infobox ngation|name=Republic of Minaro-Cohasia Ripxbik Minaro-Kohasix Minaro-Koasiax Csíkykam|demonym=Micoan|ruler=[[Skyler Nyancy|Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy]]|ngational-motto="Mico ahead all"|banner=Banner_of_Sirenguard.png|flag=MicoanFlagShields8Cantons.png|population=January 2025: 513,294|predecessor=Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) 
Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
Pre-Republic Minarian state (~1620 - 1826) |currency=Ahan (A)|legislature=Culfuna|coat-of-arms=TheHawkThuna.png|coat-of-arms-label="The Hawk Thuna"|flag-label="The Shields"|banner-label=The Red-Green-Blue flag}}

'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khallisiphian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===
TBD

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration (20 March 2026 - 26 March 2026) ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

==== "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present) ====
The new constitution of the Republic of Minaro-Cohasia demanded there be 3 Thunas simultaneously. The election results in Left-leaning [["Cass" Cassandra Watkins]], Right-leaning [["Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa]], and Center-leaning [["Annie" Rae Dious]] becoming co-Thunas. With the government focusing on building upon the ŋation and establishing interŋational relationsships. The government succesfully implemented the "Ahan" as the new currency, joining the [[United Ŋations]] and [[Gulf Union]], and developing Micoan industries in order to become more self-reliant. However, the administration would face massive challenges due to multiple wars in April 2024. After the beginning of Adnar-Enkavak war, which also involved Minaro-Cohasia due to Article III of the Gulf Union, Cassandra had the government seized the [[Fullthrottlist Medallion]] for her to wear it to "elevate her thinking". Afterwards, she began managing the affairs regarding wars and foreign relations, spreading propaganda via a ŋationwide live broadcast where she gave speeches.

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
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|2023
|514,992
| -508
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|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
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|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
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|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
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|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
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Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

2026-04-28T14:55:55Z

StemonWasHere: /* "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration */

{{Infobox ngation|name=Republic of Minaro-Cohasia Ripxbik Minaro-Kohasix Minaro-Koasiax Csíkykam|demonym=Micoan|ruler=[[Skyler Nyancy|Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy]]|ngational-motto="Mico ahead all"|banner=Banner_of_Sirenguard.png|flag=MicoanFlagShields8Cantons.png|population=January 2025: 513,294|predecessor=Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) 
Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
Pre-Republic Minarian state (~1620 - 1826) |currency=Ahan (A)|legislature=Culfuna|coat-of-arms=TheHawkThuna.png|coat-of-arms-label="The Hawk Thuna"|flag-label="The Shields"|banner-label=The Red-Green-Blue flag}}

'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khallisiphian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===
TBD

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration (20 March 2026 - 26 March 2026) ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

'''"Cass" Cassandra Watkins, "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and "Annie" Rae Dious joint Administration (26 March 2026 - Present)'''

The new constitution of the Republic of Minaro-Cohasia demanded there be 3 Thunas simultaneously. The election results in Left-leaning "Cass" Cassandra Watkins, Right-leaning "Tx̄hmtēm" Thames Pruxa, and Center-leaning "Annie" Rae Dious becoming co-Thunas.

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

List of Sapient Species

2026-04-21T12:10:58Z

StemonWasHere: /* Digital Sophonts */

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This page is a list of all known sapient species and short descriptions about them
== Humans and Human-adjacents ==
For some reason many universes seem to have nearly-identical species that are easily confused with one another, here they are separated by the universe the descend from.

=== Ŋəarth Descent Humanoids ===
Humanoid species native to Ŋǝarth include villagers and the group nebulously called "players".

=== Astahon Descent Humans ===
Mainly found in [[Imerchal]] and the surrounding areas, Astahon humans are nearly identical to other humans, with one major exceptions: they display a much greater variety in natural hair colorations.

=== Piudoa Descent Humans ===

=== Viridian Descent Humans ===
Found in [[Krīpetēpla]], Viridian humans are almost completely identical to other humans, to the point of not being even classifiable as a separate species. The key difference is that, due to the particular conditions of their homeworld, they have adapted to a higher concentration of a mysterious kind of energy, and some of them, given the right instruments, can even use this energy to do "magic", although there are strong limitations on what is achievable. Currently, no non-Viridian human has been found able to do the same. There are no visible differences between Viridians and other humans.

=== Kardon Descent Humanoids ===
Found in [[New Maeksikeo]], Kardonian armorkin and Tukisagyan moonrabbits are both sapient species that almost entirely resemble humans. However, the former have hard dermal plating that resembles the shell of an armadillo (but can also be found on the arms of armorkin), while the latter have rabbit-like ears and tails.

=== Dorrü Descent Humanoids ===
Found in [[Xtrakva]], the Dorrü (IPA: /dɔrˈru/) resemble humans but are determined to be their own species due to very minute differences. The Dorrü originate from the far-off land of Tharaz and are considered the human equivalent of that world. Dorrü who reside in Ŋǝarth entered the world through a portal around the [[Sea of Enkavak]] before migrating south.

== Beastfolks ==
Beastfolks are generally defined as species that resemble a non-human mammal more than humans. Such species can be anthropomorphic, but generally do not have most of the features that make a human, unlike species considered human or humanoid.

=== Ŋǝarth Descent Beastfolk ===
The only beastfolk species native to Ŋǝarth are the piglins. They are native to the Nether, and die in the relative cold of the overworld.

=== Spectradom Descent Beastfolk ===
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From [[Astaryuu]]'s world of Spectradom, [[astaryuu:Kanva|kanva]]s are sapient anthropomorphic felinoids.

=== Gateway Descent Beastfolk ===
{{Main|Lyrcynthinia#Felines}}
Originating from the Gateway, felines make up the majority of the population of [[Eville]], [[Lyrcynthinia]]. They are bipedal and seem to have evolved from an unidentified species of wildcat.

== Scalefolks ==
Scalefolks are similar to beastfolk, but resemble a reptile (including birds) or amphibian species moreso than any mammal species.

=== Piudoa Descent Scalefolk ===
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=== Zigisians ===
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=== Gateway Descent Scalefolk ===
{{Main|Lyrcynthinia#Kobolds}}
Kobolds are a bipedal species of reptiles originating from the Gateway. They are cold-blooded and make up the majority of the population of [[Fucking]], Lyrcynthinia.

== Amorphous species ==
These species are defined by a complete lack of sexual differentiation, generally reproducing asexually. The term refers obliquely to this by comparing these species to bacteria and other such pre-sexual life. Also referred to as "fairies" (or the [[Rokadong]] equivalent {{rkdg|}} ''kawil'') by Rauratoshanian literature, these may have an anthropomorphic form, but need not, as the primary definition of the category is lack of sexual features and sex broadly.

===Allays===
Allays and vexes are the only confirmed-amorphous species native to Ŋǝarth.<ref>While game mechanics imply that villager sexual characteristics are also weird, those do still have sex, they just appear to not demand specific mechanics to produce offspring.</ref> The [[Royal Academy of Rauratoshan Kingdom]] produced a treatise on allay biology, determining that they were silicate at best, and possibly entirely phononic lifeforms. They appear to have been enslaved by Ŋǝarth's illager population.

===Amogi===
{{main|Amogus}}
Amogi, also called amoguses, are native to [[Adnar]].

== Digital Sophonts ==

=== Rodons ===
Rodons are series of sapients robots, manufactured by Kirin Robotics in [[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia]]. The first Rodon is EVA-01, who was created in 2000. They were created to combat the declining birthrates and contribute to the workforce. All Robot belongs to the clan "Mecan", and their middle name is their 7 digits serial number with the format XXXXXYZ. The first 5 digits (XXXXX) being the order in which they've been manufactured, starting from one. This number does not end at 99999, but a new digit will be added once that number is reached. The 6th digit (Y) is the robot type, from A-Z. The last digit (Z) being the iteration of the robot, which currently includes:

A - General Robots, versatile and can do most tasks humans can.

B - Construction robots, not as agile but stronger and can withstand weather and other environment elements.

C - Tutoring robots, does not require a humanoid body

D - Friend robots, made to rescemble a human but not look like human

E - Significant other robots, made to rescemble human as close as possible. And yes, you can <:CENSORED:1187959013334335598> with it if it consents.

F - Pet robots, made to rescemble something in between of a dog and a cat

G - Shipment robotz, with built in storage compartment, very agile

H - Salesclerk robots, with built in cash register

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

2026-04-13T16:26:08Z

StemonWasHere: /* Pre-Republic Minarian state */

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Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
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'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khallisiphian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

2026-04-13T13:37:09Z

StemonWasHere: /* The Northward Migration of Minarians */

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Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
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'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawyj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawyj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawyj I - Wawyj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khalasinian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

List of John-likes

2026-04-10T15:19:05Z

StemonWasHere: ordered

A "John-like" is a specific genre of build on the Nguhcraft server defined by having a labyrinthine, confusing layout, a generally creepy, eerie, or horror-themed aesthetic, and having some puzzle elements. While the genre is named after John Octahedron, John was not the first John-like. However, it was the most influential, and led to a surge of new, similar builds after its creation.

The following is a list of John-like builds on the server.
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Build Title
!Date Created
!Date Completed
!Creator
!Location
|-
|[[User:Zipsegv/The_Complex|The Complex]]
|30/9/2024
|
|[[User:Zipsegv|Zipsegv]]
| -2350, 6250
|-
|[[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|18/2/2025
|
|[[StemonWasHere|Stemon]]
|Republic of Minaro-Cohasia
|-
|House 2
|1/4/2026
|
|Everyone
| -7700, -7300
|-
|[[House]]
|26/7/2025
|
|[[User:BinaryPrime|Binary]]
|4150, -2950
|-
|John Octahedron
|
|8/8/2025
|[[Chronos]]
|[[Evil Scamming Country]]
-7720, 2295
|-
|aBoDe
|30/10/2025
|3/4/2026
|[[user:Poppingcorn|popping_corn]]
|Gusabaalhan, [[Maize]]
-300, 3800
|}

List of John-likes

2026-04-10T15:15:41Z

StemonWasHere:

A "John-like" is a specific genre of build on the Nguhcraft server defined by having a labyrinthine, confusing layout, a generally creepy, eerie, or horror-themed aesthetic, and having some puzzle elements. While the genre is named after John Octahedron, John was not the first John-like. However, it was the most influential, and led to a surge of new, similar builds after its creation.

The following is a list of John-like builds on the server.
{| class="wikitable"
|+
!Build Title
!Date Created
!Date Completed
!Creator
!Location
|-
|[[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|18/2/2025
|
|[[StemonWasHere|Stemon]]
|Republic of Minaro-Cohasia
|-
|[[User:Zipsegv/The_Complex|The Complex]]
|30/9/2024
|
|[[User:Zipsegv|Zipsegv]]
| -2350, 6250
|-
|[[House]]
|26/7/2025
|
|[[User:BinaryPrime|Binary]]
|4150, -2950
|-
|John Octahedron
|
|8/8/2025
|[[Chronos]]
|[[Evil Scamming Country]]
-7720, 2295
|-
|aBoDe
|30/10/2025
|3/4/2026
|[[user:Poppingcorn|popping_corn]]
|Gusabaalhan, [[Maize]]
-300, 3800
|-
|House 2
|1/4/2026
|
|Everyone
| -7700, -7300
|}

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

2026-03-26T08:34:17Z

StemonWasHere: /* Government */

{{Infobox ngation|name=Republic of Minaro-Cohasia Ripxbik Minaro-Kohasix Minaro-Koasiax Csíkykam|demonym=Micoan|ruler=[[Skyler Nyancy|Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy]]|ngational-motto="Mico ahead all"|banner=Banner_of_Sirenguard.png|flag=MicoanFlagShields8Cantons.png|population=January 2025: 513,294|predecessor=Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) 
Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
Pre-Republic Minarian state (~1620 - 1826) |currency=Ahan (A)|legislature=Culfuna|coat-of-arms=TheHawkThuna.png|coat-of-arms-label="The Hawk Thuna"|flag-label="The Shields"|banner-label=The Red-Green-Blue flag}}

'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawəj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawəj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawəj I - Wawəj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khalasinian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}

Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

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{{Infobox ngation|name=Republic of Minaro-Cohasia Ripxbik Minaro-Kohasix Minaro-Koasiax Csíkykam|demonym=Micoan|ruler=[[Skyler Nyancy|Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy]]|ngational-motto="Mico ahead all"|banner=Banner_of_Sirenguard.png|flag=MicoanFlagShields8Cantons.png|population=January 2025: 513,294|predecessor=Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) 
Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
Pre-Republic Minarian state (~1620 - 1826) |currency=Ahan (A)|legislature=Culfuna|coat-of-arms=TheHawkThuna.png|coat-of-arms-label="The Hawk Thuna"|flag-label="The Shields"|banner-label=The Red-Green-Blue flag}}

'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawəj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawəj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawəj I - Wawəj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khalasinian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
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Republic of Minaro-Cohasia

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{{Infobox ngation|name=Republic of Minaro-Cohasia Ripxbik Minaro-Kohasix Minaro-Koasiax Csíkykam|demonym=Micoan|ruler=[[Skyler Nyancy|Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy]]|ngational-motto="Mico ahead all"|banner=Banner_of_Sirenguard.png|flag=MicoanFlagShields8Cantons.png|population=January 2025: 513,294|predecessor=Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) 
Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 20 December 2025) 
Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) 
Pre-Republic Minarian state (~1620 - 1826) |currency=Ahan (A)|legislature=Culfuna|coat-of-arms=TheHawkThuna.png|coat-of-arms-label="The Hawk Thuna"|flag-label="The Shields"|banner-label=The Red-Green-Blue flag}}

'''Republic of Minaro-Cohasia''', also known as '''Mico''' or '''Sirenguard''', is a republic located in the Yetch Bay. The republic is known for its unique underground settlement and the [[Great Bamboo Disk]]. The district is located on the island of [[Khallisiphia]] in the center of the [[Great Sea]]. In 1601, the [[Minarian people]] arrived on the island. Republic of Khalisinia was founded by the [[Minarian people|Minarians]] and [[Cohasian people|Cohasians]] in 1826. The ŋation fell into a dictatorship in 1875, in which it was renamed to Republic of Sirenguard. In 1951, [[Free City of Yetch Bay]] invaded and incorporated the ŋation in order to assert dominance on the Yetch Bay. The district went through a period of instabilities in the 21st century and eventually gained independence in 2026. Nowadays, the ŋation is ahead in technology but still lacks behind in socioeconomic aspects.

== History ==

=== The Northward Migration of Minarians ===
The Minarians are thought to have come from the northern parts of [[Thasusa]], around modern day [[Marcyland]] to [[Myžariky]]. The group were mainly humans, but also consists of small amount of furries from Marcyland. They were heavily influenced by Śácamþaśán culture, such as their maritime capabilities. Their ships resembles ones found in [[Þunan Qumreá]]. Their religion were also heavily influenced. The concept of a guardian divine mermaid (Siren) might have also stemmed from Śácamþaśán mermaid deities. According to folklore, the Siren "Rose" Rokólesi Rosé guided Minarian people northward and to settle on the third island they see. Assuming they sailed straight northward from Marcyland, the first island they’d have seen would be [[Sheep Island|Sheep island]], [[Republic of Kyaw Cen]], [[Kyaw Cen|Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and the second island would be [[Parkow|Parkow island]], Republic of Kyaw Cen, Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Although, their fleet might’ve splitted into two, with one group having Khallisiphia as their third island and another having landed [[Draungeris]], evidenced by Old Minarian inscriptions being found in Draungeris. They might've also associated the Siren with the Polaris.

=== '''Pre-Republic Minarian state''' ===
The Minarians are thought to have settled on Khallisiphia in the early 1600s. According to Imerchali records, the first Quing, Wawəj I, proclaimed herself a God, which angered the Siren and caused her to banish the Minarians underground and forbid them from settling over the ground again. There isn't much evidence that the [[Wawəj Dynasty|Wawəj]] [[Wawəj Dynasty|Dynasty]] existed, for most if not all have been destroyed by the dictatorship regime. Wawəj I - Wawəj VII are thought to have existed, but their existence cannot be confirmed. The Minarians settled in a large cave and dug rooms into the cave wall, in which the cave is now called [[Kirin]]. Their food source consisted of underground fish, glowberries, and Khalasinian Cow meat.

The earliest evidence of trade between Khallisiphia and other ŋations dates back to 1797, and they are trade receipts between “an·meinar” and several merchants from pre-Imerchal Nahan people. Receipts show that their main imports are foods and lumber, while their main exports are ores (mainly redstone and copper), and stone materials (stone, cobblestone, granite, and deepslate). While the trade was mainly bartering, records showed that currency such as emeralds, diamonds, slablets and slab shavings had been used to some extent.

There is not much historical evidence about Khallisiphian cultures due to most historical records being destroyed during the Cultural Reset. Though according to foreign records, Khallisiphian society revolved around clans. Each clan has their own field of expertise. With every member of a certain clan being expected to learn the skill of the expertise and have a relevant occupation. Marriage often meant someone leaving their own clan and joining their partner’s. They were also expected to change their occupation and learn new skills, even though they already have a different occupation and skills. There was no concept of the binary gender system. People dressed, acted, and expressed themselves however they wanted. Even though marriage is not limited to gender, they’re thought of as a financial decision rather than a romantic one. Due to them being underground, the dead cannot be buried easily. So they resorted to baking their ash into a brick.

=== Westward Migration of Cohasians ===
In the 1750s, Siamese-speaking Cohasian people migrated from South Ildorgear to settle elsewhere after religious disagreements with the Vixennic people. The Cohasians worshipped the Polaris, unlike the Vixennic people and their religion. They migrated westward and were informed by Imerchalis that there is an empty island in the Yetch Bay. The misunderstanding that the island was empty might’ve stemmed from sailors not seeing any overground settlements on the island, and assuming no one lives there without realizing that there are actually people but they live underground. The Cohasian people arrived in Khallisiphia and went down the staircase where they met up with the Minarian people. According to legends, a person volunteered to help the two groups communicate, somehow knowing both languages even though the two languages were spoken on the opposite sides of the [[Slabland|Gulf]] and there’s no way anyone could’ve known both. In 1783, both sides signed the Treaty of Kirin which divided the north side of the staircase to Minarians and south side to Cohasians, with the staircase and the overground being shared by both sides. 2 years later in 1785, the Cohasians dug tunnels into the stone wall and founded [[Plaza]].

=== Republic of Khalisinia (1826 - 1951) ===
[[File:CinthijaOkotasoja.png|thumb|Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in 1856, restored and colorized]]

==== Pre-Dictatorship Khalisinia (1826 - 1876) ====
In 1826, Thuna [[Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia|“Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia]], accompanied by multiple scholars and Quing Wawəj VII officially declares the Republic of Khalisinia to be a sovereign ŋation and her as the first Thuna (title equivalent to President/Quing). She then went on to rule for another 33 years until she resigned due to health concerns in 1859. The treaty established the Culfuna as the state’s legislature. With the Culfuna having to meet these requirements:

* The Culfuna must have at least 16 seats
* The amount of seats must be an even number
* Exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians.

The last clause aimed to make the Culfuna fair to both parties by equally representing both of them. But at the time, the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused several protests against the government by Minarians that would eventually lead to the coup.

The Thuna is to be an elected office, having power equivalent to Presidents of today. There is no term limit or term. The only ways someone could cease being the Thuna is to resign, die, or get voted out by the Culfuna. Every month, the Culfuna may call for an approval rate survey. If the Thuna’s approval rate is under 40%, an election is to be held.
[[File:KhalisinianFlagColorCorrected.png|thumb|Color corrected version of the Red-Green-Blue flag found in the Treaty of Plaza.]]
The treaty also specified an official flag for Khalisinia. Though the official construction guidelines were never given, an image was provided instead. The Red-Green-Blue flag is known colloquially as The Ribbon, Nasinulí “color path”, or Þæ̌b Sáhm Síh “three color stripe”. It is thought to have stemmed from the color of ribbons worn by merchants. Mimicking a rainbow, they were worn to let the Siren know that they’ve come overground with good intentions. And just like a rainbow, they’ll not be there for long.The post-Cynthia republic era was thought to have 2-3 Thunas, but was ended with a violent coup by the People’s army.

Khalisinia industrialized relatively fast, with the main fuel being redstone, geothermal energy, and coal, three of which are abundant underground. Khalisinia was considered by many to be “the closest thing to Steampunk”, and some even claimed that “if they had been overground, they would’ve invented powered flight.” Even with industrialization, the clan system still stands, moving away from each clan teaching their members to perform manual labor to buying plots with the “clan’s money” to build factories. Though Khalisinia was still far from self-reliant. It still needed to import large amounts of food from foreign couŋtries. But now textile and redstone equipment was also one of their main exports.

Healthcare in Khalisinia was also more advanced than other couŋtries at the time. This is due to the knowledge gained as byproducts from their main research priority; curing Redstone Blight. This research project was started by Thuna “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia during near the end of her presidency. According to sources, she was the first recorded case of Redstone blight. Due to redstone’s glowing effect that charmed many, it has been used in cosmetics and accessories. People used to wear redstone clothes, apply redstone paste into their teeth, trace their veins with redstone paint, dye their hair with redstone dye, and wear redstone contact lenses. This amount of exposure to redstone which has never been seen before anywhere else caused Redstone Blight to almost exclusively occur within Khalisinia. In some languages, Redstone Blight is called “Khalisinian disease” or similar.

==== Khalisinia under Dictatorship (1876 - 1951) ====
The treaty of Kirin said that exactly half of the Culfunists must represent Cohasians, and another half represent Minarians. Even though the Minarian population outnumbered the Cohasian by 3 to 1. This caused outrages amongst the Minarian population, and several protest broke out while the government did nothing. At the time, some speculated that Khalisnia was going through a famine. The 2 problems may’ve caused the government to be incredibly unpopular. Eventually leading “Hilda” Gunhilda Uthala to form the Popular Clique and essentially launched a coup against the government in 1876. The popular clique consists of people from all walks of life and a sizable amount of mutinied soldiers. They promised to solve the famine and reform the government. They installed bombs in the Culfuna hall, and detonated them during a session. The sheer amount of explosion force caused the room to collapse. No trace of the first Culfuna hall is left to this day. All Culfunists, the Thuna, and the vice Thuna are dead. And President Gunhilda Uthala proclaimed the Popular Clique the new government.

The Gunhilda Administration made some rapid changes, such as introducing English as a lingua franca between the Minarians and the Cohasians and by extensions outlawing Minarian and Cohasian in public settings, changing the name of the ŋation to Sirenguard (calque of Khalisinia, from Old Minarian Khalalisĩphija “The Siren is protecting”), and building an underground food farm. They, however, did not do any reform to the government.

They dismantled democracy and imposed a one-party state. The Thuna can only be appointed by the previous Thuna. The regime tried many times to settle overground, but all attempts were foiled by massive typhoons. Sirenguard would not attempt to settle overground again until Stemon administration in the 2020s.

The pre-Sirenguard society was culturally and linguistically diverse. With the population being mainly divided between Cohasian-speaking and Minarian-speaking. And some smaller groups speak Mosici, Kyawcenni, and Guazas, to name a few. This makes conversation and business between groups hard, for these languages are all from different families. Cultural differences also thickens the barrier. The regime saw this and their solution is to impose a new common language. This new language must be neutral to all, being equally easy/hard to learn to all different linguistic groups. Esperanto was considered, but English was eventually picked because it was already a trade language at the time. All Sirenguardeds must learn English and give themselves an English name. The regime went as far as to make speaking other languages than English illegal in public places. The regime also aimed to destroy the cultural differences by assimilating everyone into being “culture neutral”. Almost all books were burnt, cultural artifacts destroyed, traditional arts and crafts outlawed, and history rewritten to fit the regime’s narrative.

The regime was tough on opposition. A narrative was promoted which claimed that anything against the regime was anti-Sirenguard. And that the dictatorship regime is inseparable from the people and the ŋation. Protests were brutally crushed by the military. All of the news outlets were owned by the regime and worked to promote it.

In 1902, a group of socialist protesters dug a small settlement and proclaimed themselves the Khalisinian Liberation Front, directly challenging the regime. Many Sirenguardeds joined the KLF before their settlement was put under siege by the regime. Eventually, the regime broke through the defenses and captured the rebels. To prevent any further rebellions, all rebels were given a Thunanial pardon and [[Lipertia]] was officially made a canton.

During the 1900s, the regime showed support towards non-clan businesses, aiming to increase competition in the market. Several non-clan businesses were formed at the time, competing with clan businesses. With them not being limited by their family members and being able to hire people based on skills instead of ancestry, they proved to be more efficient and produced better products and at a faster rate than clan-owned businesses, eventually driving most of them out of business. A lot of those businesses would eventually be bought and acquired by an ex-Thuna [[“Rose” Rosswell Esun]] in 1931. He merged competing companies together in order to form a monopoly. Eventually, he went on to form Rose Corporation in 1940.

The regime showed little to no care about education at all, with parents being expected to hire tutors for their kids and several private tutoring classes being open left and right. Schools were never built during the regime’s reign. Some kids who excelled in education were sponsored by the regime to go study abroad and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. One of the branches that the regime showed the most support to is Biomedical technology.

The regime, following the vision created by “Sǎtþāh” Cynthia Octasoia in her last years of Thunancy, prioritized medical technology in order to cure Redstone Blight and other disorders and health effects that came with being underground. Mass vaccination programs proved effective in preventing disease. In 1950, Sirenguard’s first and, to this day, only centenarian turned 100, with the help of biomedical technology replacing her decaying limbs with robotic ones.

=== Sirenguard Autonomous District (1951 - 2025) ===

==== "Al" Allen Mataggin Administration (1951 - 1983) ====
Due to being built along the staircase, most of Sirenguard was lodged underwater, facing Imerchal. During a survey carried out by Imerchal, they discovered that roughly 30% of Sirenguard is under Imerchali water. This caused several border skirmishes between the Imerchali and Sirenguarded Navy. With both sides not willing to back down, in 1951, The Free City of Yetch Bay officially declared war on the Republic of Sirenguard. Eventually, due to lack of battle experience from the Sirenguard side, the government of Sirenguard surrendered and Imerchal completely annexed the Republic of Sirenguard. But due to them surrendering and not putting on much of a fight, Imerchal decided to let Sirenguard maintain autonomy, but as the Sirenguard Autonomous District under Imerchal. Imerchal put the pro-Imerchal Sirenguarded Minister of Technology [[“Al” Allen Mataggin]], in charge of the district as the Thuna.

As the Thuna, he quickly blamed the loss on Sirenguard being behind Imerchal in technology, and signed the “Technology First Act” to focus the government’s spending on technological advancements, economic growth, and spend less on “non-important stuff” such as agriculture, environment, and especially ethics. Which created the ideology of [[Allenism]]. Sirenguard quickly accelerated in technology during his rule. With multiple slabs being used to fund research held by the newly founded Sirenguarded Institute of Technology and Research. The SITR researched multiple subjects. With some being a massive success such as artificial womb and sapiens AI, while some never came into fruition such as cloning and their own Crystallized Æther Bomb, both of which were quickly stopped by Imerchal.

The newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The regime sent thousands of students to get educated by Chalmosique University and use the knowledge to improve Sirenguard. Some of which decided to not return. Multiple groups of Imerchali settlers came to Sirenguard and dug their own settlement, building an underground artificial island on an artificial lake. The settlement was called [[Matagia]]. They all take on the clan Matagin, Mataghin, or Mataggin, all 3 coming from Matagia.

Multiple calls for democracy have been made by the people. But most were ignored if not crushed. From 1979-1982, during Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin’s final years, multiple protests broke out. They were led by educated youths which called for democracy. The protests saw civilians arming themselves and fighting the Gendarmaria force under the Thuna’s influence. The protests ended after the City sent their own Gendarmaria troops to take control of the situation. After this incident, all Gendarmaria officers must be under the City’s control and not the district’s.

In 1983, Thuna “Al” Allen Mataggin officially stepped down from Thunancy and placed “Emmet” or [[“Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia]] as the new Thuna. Thuna “Emmet” Emmanuel Octasoia responded to calls for democracy by implementing a flawed democratic system, rigged in favor of the regime. For an election to happen, a Culfunist must call for an approval rating survey which the Culfuna must vote upon whether to approve it or not, and the calling could only happen once every 4 months. If the survey happens and the approval rating is 40% or above, nothing happens. If the approval rating is below 40%, then an election will take place. In practice, since every Culfunists belongs to the ruling Unity Party, no one dared to call for an approval rate survey.

==== "Emmet the Butcher" Emmanuel Octasoia Administration (1983 - 3 October 2009) ====
In the 1950s, the newly invented computer quickly became mainstream in business and industry and Sirenguard also had a sizable microcomputer community. The Emmanuel Administration in the 1980s happened at the same time as the rise of the Internet and rapid development in technology. The economy was growing under the impression of hope for the new millennium. Thus, the Emmanuel Administration's main focus was on maintaining economic growth and experimenting with new technologies. He saw the potential of home computers and the Internet and promoted it heavily, especially with the Household Computer Act in which the regime sought to make personal/household computer units so affordable that every household can afford it, which was a huge success. In 1990, ~5% of Sirenguardeds had access to the Internet, way more than the rest of Imerchal and other couŋtries. Throughout the 90s, online forums, online encyclopedias, IRC, and E-mail became a vital part of an average Sirenguarded’s day-to-day life. In 1997, the 1998ELECTION malware spread throughout Sirenguard and caused ~11 POS in economic loss. Using social engineering, this virus spread itself via email. It contains information about a made-up petition for a made-up 1998 Thunanial election, tricking readers into downloading a document which is supposedly a list of people eligible for voting, list of parties, and other information. After being downloaded, the malware embedded in the document will forward the email to every email address in the user’s contact list. Mico was also experimenting with artificial sapiens in this period. Under Imerchali law, all creatures are allowed to be Imerchali citizens if proven sapiens enough. The first prototype, EVA-01, was presented to the Imerchali government and given citizenship.

During the first half of the 00s, the economy grew rapidly, and so was the population. The government was coming up with ways to combat the rapidly growing population. A then relatively unknown Culfunist and architect, “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, proposed building giant bamboo platforms on the sea and building massive skyscrapers, but the idea was quickly rejected and mocked for its unrealistic vision. The Culfuna eventually landed on an underwater settlement, and project Poseidon officially began in 2005. They tested what materials and building techniques could withstand the underwater pressure, and landed on the Deepslate brick tunnel. They sent people (mostly Rodons) to populate the area and try living there for 2 years. In which they somehow developed a new language called Manerasian, which seems to be entirely unrelated to any other languages, and uses Hanzi characters. The settlement was given cantonhood as Manerasia Borough, but the project was deemed successful and abandoned in 2007. The regime showed little to no care in the canton, causing the canton to be very loosely controlled and causing crimes and gambling to run rampant in the canton.

Healthcare research under Emmanuel’s regime focused mainly on stem cells and its potentials. He was reportedly “unhumanly crazy about stem cells”. He even tried to name his son “Stem”, but his husband added “-on” in order to make it sound like a real name, resulting in the name “Stemon”. On February 9th 2002, he went on the ŋational television and declared that Sirenguard has figured out how to regrow limbs with stem cells. After the announcement, he cut off his left hand with a kitchen knife without anesthesia on live television and in front of crowds and his husband and 2 kids. Then he reported weekly about his hand regrowing with the use of stem cells.

This incident caused him to be called “Emmet the Butcher”. His left hand finished regrowing in November of the same year, but required training in order to have complete control over it like before he cut it off, which took another 6 months. This incident is the first impression of Sirenguard Autonomous District to many people around the Ŋorld, causing the district to be seen as advanced but unhinged.

Rose Corporation grew very rapidly in this period, buying out multiple companies into their conglomerate and advertising themself as being the one-stop shop for every need a Sirenguarded could have. Multiple people criticized Rose Corporation but they were seen as trying to hinder progress.

In 2009, Khallisiphia was hit by a massive heatwave. The highest temperature at the surface reached 49°C. The temperature was so high that the air conditioners struggled to keep up and broke down all over the district. Khallisiphia being humid caves hit with a heatwave caused the temperature under the island to reach more than 55°C in most places. The entire district’s economy came to a halt as people struggled to even stay alive and conscious. “Stem” Stemon Octasoia, then an architect, offered his father a deal: He will fix the crisis, but the Culfuna must make him Thuna first. In the historical 13th April Culfuna meeting, known for being the first “online” Culfuna meeting due to most Culfunists not being able to make it to the Culfuna hall and having to resort to the Culfuna e-mail mailing list, “Emmet the Butcher” Emmanuel Octasoia officially stepped down and “Stem” Stemon Octasoia was elected Thuna of Sirenguard, albeit de facto. His official inauguration actually took place on 3rd October 2009, which was his birthday.

==== "Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026) ====
Thuna "Stem" Stemon Octasoia first action is to host a district-wide water fight to distract the public while the air conditioning and dehumidification systems are being fixed. The water fight lasted 3 days as the ventilation system was fixed and the heatwave naturally went away.

[UNFINISHED]

=== Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District (21 December 2025 - 20 March 2026) ===

=== Republic of Minaro-Cohasia (20 March 2026 - Present) ===

==== "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy Administration ====
Thuna "Skyla" Skyler Nyancy set up a transitional government after the independence to oversee the change, the March 2026 Minaro-Cohasia Election, and the [[Santa Cruz Crisis]].

== Demographics ==

=== Population ===
As of January 2025, Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District has the population of 513,294, decreasing every year since 2016 onwards. Political instabilities, lack of economic mobility, and underfunded social programs caused the newer generation to have fewer kids if any at all and some to migrate to other couŋtries.
{| class="wikitable"
|+Population of Sirenguard Autonomous District from 2016-2025
|Year
|Population
|Difference (Amount)
|-
|2025
|513,294
|<nowiki>-1,515</nowiki>
|-
|2024
|514,809
| -183
|-
|2023
|514,992
| -508
|-
|2022
|515,500
| -2,466
|-
|2021
|517,966
| -1,078
|-
|2020
|519,044
| -2,149
|-
|2019
|521,193
| -4,525
|-
|2018
|525,718
| -4,593
|-
|2017
|530,311
| -10,016
|-
|2016
|540,327
| -
|}
Approximately 48% of Micoans are ''melic'' (feminine), 43% are ''meriac'' (masculine), and 9% being ''taunusic'' (gender non-conforming or belonging to a different gender system). In January 2025, about 49% of Micoans aged 18 and above were married, 4% were widowed, 10% were divorced, and 37% had never been married. In January 2025, the total fertility rate stood at mere 0.6 children per couple.

=== Religion ===
Minaro-Cohasia has 3 main religions; Sirenism, Ætérnalism, and Nahanic folk religion. Seholism, and Atheism have also become more popular recently. In January 2025, 39% of Micoans were Sirenist, 21% were Ætérnalist, 18% followed Nahan folk religion, 18% were Atheist, and 4% were Seholist. Though, after the emergence of Theoism and the Siren War caused public opinions about the Siren to change drastically, there are likely more Theoists and less Sirenists in reality.

=== Ethnicity (unfinished, will do later) ===
Minaro-Cohasia has a very diverse population; with intermingling between races and species due to breakthrough in bioscience technology which allowed any more than one consenting adults to create a child, regardless of amount, gender, race, or species. Thus, most if not all Micoans have mixed ancestry. But they can be mainly divided into 12 groups based on the ancestry of their parents.

Minarian People -

Cohasian People -

Nahanic People -

Multiracial People -

Kyawcenni Cats -

Kyawcenni Dogs -

Kyawcenni Sheeps -

Kyawcenni Parrots -

Multiracial Furries -

Multispecies Folks -

Rodons (Sapiens Robot) -

Others -

=== Immigration ===
Minaro-Cohasia saw a low immigration rate due to the district’s reputation on the global stage as chaotic, underdeveloped, and unstable. But amongst those who immigrated into Minaro-Cohasia, about 56% are from Kyaw Cen, 39% are from Imerchal, and the other 3% are from the rest of the world.

=== Urbanization ===
About 90% of Minaro-Cohasia is urbanized. Due to being a cave settlement on a small island, every piece of space has to be claimed from a cave or dug into the stone. Which means that 100% of Micoan live in an urban area. Due to the fact that Minaro-Cohasia entirely consists of urban areas with no rural settlement or suburbs, due to there not being enough space for them. The rural parts only consists of the faraway parts of the Minaria cave and unused sections of the Great Bamboo Disk.

=== Health ===
An average Micoan life expectancy at birth was 72.2 for men, 74.8 for women, and 76.1 for gender non-conforming folks. Minaro-Cohasia has advanced healthcare technology compared to other places. With the local government prioritizing funding the research of biomedical technologies in order to combat the low birth rate. Most diseases can be cured within days or weeks. Even with this, Redstone Blight still plagues approximately 15% of the population. Pregnancy is rare in Minaro-Cohasia due to artificial womb being very widespread and pregnancy being seen as putting oneself under torture for no good reason.

=== Education ===

== Economy ==

=== Currency ===
Minaro-Cohasia’s official currency is ''Ahan'' (MCA, A), which the government defines as “the ideal price for 1 loaf of bread”. Although, the value of Ahan is pegged to [[Petrified Oak Slab]] for stability, with the rate being 5A per 1 Slab Shaving. The choice to base a currency around the price of bread serves as a ballpark estimate for the state of the economy. Because 1 loaf of bread is supposed to cost exactly 1 Ahan, any change in prices can alert the population that something is either wrong with the economy or the bread supply line. The Ahan is divided into 5 ''Slises'' (S), or 1 hunger point.

== Culture ==

=== Gender (unfinished, will do later) ===
In 1959, page 16-19 of the May Edition of the “''Housecity Magazine (For Teens!)”'' included a section on “Personality Quiz! What is your gender?” Which decides whether the quiz taker is a ''meria'' (equivalent to male) or a ''meli'' (equivalent to female), basing them loosely on the binary gender system. The quiz would also recommend the taker on how to act, speak, dress, and behave oneself according to the gender they got. The test becomes massively popular, to the point of almost everyone taking it and assigning themselves a gender. Thus, Sirenguard went from a genderless society to a gendered one in about 3-5 years. Though, some disagreed with the quiz and decided to assign themself with the gender they want, or refusing to take the test and having a gender, being considered non-binary or ''taunus''.

=== People ===

=== Traditions ===

=== Cuisine ===

=== Literature ===
Minaro-Cohasia is known abroad for its online novels hosted on [[YouDo|YouDo Reads]], which originated from short stories on [[Āwjāŋŋāj]]. There are multiple genres but most of them are slices-of-life Yuri novels.

==== Poems ====
Poems in Minaro-Cohasia can be traced back to Siamese rhyming poems called "กลอน", which arrived alongside the Cohasians. Though, in Minarian it tends to focus more on matching the initial consonants instead of rhyming.

'''Example of a Micoan Poem: Kirinian Inscription #94, Author Unknown'''

Mi min maux — "K'ylsũ — kull(a)h k'u,"

"k'u aiy — amaiỹ — šenso tin,"

"k'u aiy — mamev — mirh minaiž,"

"k'u aiy — kuo — Kulþuneh."

''"And I say 'Do send these letters. This one to (my) new lover, this one to our old mother, this one to the Culfuner.'"''

===== Shortle =====
Shortles are short dialogues between 2 characters, satirizing life under the dictatorship regime. It was popular in the 60s-80s. They are typically featured in anti-regime self-published magazines and are submitted by anonymous writers under a pen name.

'''Example of a Shortle: "Potatoes", King C. C.'''

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"What happened?"

"I've gone blind!"

"Oh dear! That's horrible!"

"What will I do now? How am I supposed to control product quality without seeing?"

"The Thuna controls us without seeing us as people. You'd be fine."

== Government ==
[OUTDATED, WILL REDO LATER]
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Party name'''
|'''Seats'''
|'''Factions'''
|'''Color'''
|-
|[[Conservative Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
| rowspan="6" |Government
|{{Colorbox|blue}} Blue
|-
|[[Unity Party (Sirenguard)|Unity Party]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|green}} Green
|-
|[[Democratic Socialist Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|8
|{{Colorbox|red}} Red
|-
|[[Advancing Mico Party]]
|4
|{{Colorbox|Lime}} Lime
|-
|[[Party of All Folks]]
|66
|{{Colorbox|#03C4DD}} Azure
|-
|Independent ([[Samuel Abacles|"Sam" Samuel Abacles]])
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[People's Will|People’s Will]]
|6
| rowspan="6" |Opposition
|{{Colorbox|pink}} Pink
|-
|[[Step Forward Party]]
|5
|{{Colorbox|orange}} Orange
|-
|[[New Left]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|maroon}} Maroon
|-
|[[Green Party of Minaro-Cohasia]]
|1
|{{Colorbox|#B2FF94}} Light Green
|-
|Independent ("Balance" Hannibal Gerevaine)
|1
|{{Colorbox|gray}} Gray
|-
|[[Third Way]]
|6
|{{Colorbox|white}} White
|}
{{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona|''ma Miko'' {{Ipa|/ma ˈmi.ko/}}}}
{{Trans/item|T'ansholubi|''უვანი ატონომუს მინარო კოიზია'' {{Ipa|/U.'vã.i A.'t'õ.o.mus Mĩ.aro-K'o.'i.zi.ja/}}}}}}