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'''Śïmanu Maźomja''' (or Shymanu Mazhomja) is a [[Tocjaǵa Śahan|Śahanic]] comedian who works as a journalist<sup>''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[citation needed]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''</sup> for [[The Carrot]]. They are most notable for their posts on [[Triwát]] detailing their travel through multiple alternate ŋuniverses.
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
Not much is known about their early life. It is, however, known that they are from Tocjaǵa Śahan and have lived in [[Crask Beach]] their entire life.

=== March 2026 ===
On 21 March 2026, Maźomja made a Triwát post detailing how they think they've somehow hopped ŋuniverses. They said that they had woken up in [[Neu Tocoselesi]] (which was not bombed) despite being Śahanic. The reason for this is unknown (except out-of-lore, where it's because they were run by the same person).

The nature of this ŋuniverse is essentially "pre-retcon": [[Tanylezi]] still exists, and had won the [[Tanylezi Civil War]]; several things related to [[Mico]] are pre-retcon (like Stemon's last name); [[Nguhrovision 2025]] was not cancelled; and multiple countries never existed. Some things, however, stray from this 'theme', like [[Lux Moniridia]] (still known as Iris) reportedly "crashing out" at [[Nguhrovision 2024]] and ending it early.

Maźomja's Triwát post caught the attention of [[Connor Hayes]], who asked about the ŋuniverse that they were in. They kept in correspondence until Hayes hypothesized that Maźomja would return to the prime timeline by May.

=== May 2026 ===
Connor Hayes was wrong lmao
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