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	The final state to fall is [[Araçana]]<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref>, which falls around March 2027 due to [[Outlaw Sly]]'s inability to be active for fakeworld reasons. Thus, Kozdenen finishes claiming the entire ŋorld.		The final state to fall is [[Araçana]]<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref>, which falls around March 2027 due to [[Outlaw Sly]]'s inability to be active for fakeworld reasons. Thus, Kozdenen finishes claiming the entire ŋorld.

			In May 2027, Ætérnal remakes the pre-Koz server in Minecraft v27.1, thus making Season 2 end.

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	==History==		==History==
	[[Enkavak]] and [[Nāroňpār]] join [[Kozdenen]] in a conspiracy to claim the entire ŋorld, after repeated jokes about their shared imperial status. Enkavak then pretends to annex [[Araçana]], but promises [[Outlaw Sly]] that it can remain sovereign, it just has to pretend to be part of Enkavak to scam Kozdenen.		[[Enkavak]] and [[Nāroňpār]] join [[Kozdenen]] in a conspiracy to claim the entire ŋorld, after repeated jokes about their shared imperial status. This begins with Kozdenen annexing [[Maize]] on February 20, 2026.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1474450371857482017]</ref>

			Enkavak then pretends to annex [[Araçana]], but promises [[Outlaw Sly]] that it can remain sovereign, it just has to pretend to be part of Enkavak to scam Kozdenen.

	[[Pua]] dissolves in May 2026, when Peaches forgets to say "Pua Mentioned" for 3 months.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348369492611246]</ref>		[[Pua]] dissolves in May 2026, when Peaches forgets to say "Pua Mentioned" for 3 months.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348369492611246]</ref>

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	At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref> However, Nāroňpar takes over the territory in exchange for promising to kill Rabo.		At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref> However, Nāroňpar takes over the territory in exchange for promising to kill Rabo.

	Presumably, [[Evil Scamming Country]] falls after Pleb gains Ŋod powers from annexing the [[Old Kingdom]], which he accomplished after being given access to edit the [[Slab Exchange]] on February 17, 2026. (Pleb getting editing rights did actually happen.) After all, while [[Chronos]] has two superweapons, known as Jupiter and Callisto<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473349801775988850]</ref>, superweapons cannot affect a Ŋod. Shortly afterward, [[Maraśa]]'s priests ask for the Doge to take over due to his claim of ŋodhood. This is known as the Maraśań Second Civil War, and ends with Kozdenen annexing Maraśa entirely.		Presumably, [[Evil Scamming Country]] falls after Pleb gains Ŋod powers from annexing the [[Old Kingdom]], which he accomplished after being given access to edit the [[Slab Exchange]] on February 17, 2026.<ref>Pleb getting editing rights did actually happen. However, in this continuity, a bug in the code Ætérnal made earlier in February 2026 to allow for this to be possible results in Pleb being opped.</ref> After all, while [[Chronos]] has two superweapons, known as Jupiter and Callisto<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473349801775988850]</ref>, superweapons cannot affect a Ŋod. Shortly afterward, [[Maraśa]]'s priests ask for the Doge to take over due to his claim of ŋodhood. This is known as the Maraśań Second Civil War, and ends with Kozdenen annexing Maraśa entirely.

	[[Nāroňpār]] and [[Kozdenen]] have World War 3 over Thasusa in January 2027. At this point, the former has annexed the entirety of Thasusa, while the latter has annexed the entirety of Hlambigla. However, the Doge provides death to ßlanty, who gives Nāroňpār to Pleb in their will, ending World War 3 in February 2027, making Nāroňpār the third-to-last ŋation to fall.		[[Nāroňpār]] and [[Kozdenen]] have World War 3 over Thasusa in January 2027. At this point, the former has annexed the entirety of Thasusa, while the latter has annexed the entirety of Hlambigla. However, the Doge provides death to ßlanty, who gives Nāroňpār to Pleb in their will, ending World War 3 in February 2027, making Nāroňpār the third-to-last ŋation to fall.

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	The '''Kozdenen Ŋorld Order''' is a hypothetical future where [[Kozdenen]] takes over the entire [[Nguhcraft]].		The '''Kozdenen Ŋorld Order''' is a hypothetical future (as of its initial draft on February 17, 2026) where [[Kozdenen]] takes over the entire [[Nguhcraft]].

	==History==		==History==

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	An emergency meeting of the [[United Ŋations]] is held, even though the website is still down, to discuss this and other issues. In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskeland to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. Suqi leaves the server during the proceedings, citing their mental health for the exit<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1365784769689948182/1473361686747676822]</ref>. This results in the dissolution of Coldba. The United Ŋations then dissolves.		An emergency meeting of the [[United Ŋations]] is held, even though the website is still down, to discuss this and other issues. In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskeland to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. Suqi leaves the server during the proceedings, citing their mental health for the exit<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1365784769689948182/1473361686747676822]</ref>. This results in the dissolution of Coldba. The United Ŋations then dissolves.

	In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.		In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. [[Astaryuu]] gives up immediately, annoyed at how the 27th meeting was a disaster. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.

	At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref> However, Nāroňpar takes over the territory in exchange for promising to kill Rabo.		At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref> However, Nāroňpar takes over the territory in exchange for promising to kill Rabo.

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	[[Coldba]] notices what is going on shortly afterward, and in late June 2026, it tries to recreate [[Suqi]]'s [[Iskeland]] claim from 2025. All three conspiratorial ŋations campaign for Suqi to get banned for having such a monstrous claim while "everyone wants to be in [[Kozdenen]]", but [[Hilja]] and [[Ætérnal]] allow the claim, thinking there is no reason against it with how big Kozdenen has become.		[[Coldba]] notices what is going on shortly afterward, and in late June 2026, it tries to recreate [[Suqi]]'s [[Iskeland]] claim from 2025. All three conspiratorial ŋations campaign for Suqi to get banned for having such a monstrous claim while "everyone wants to be in [[Kozdenen]]", but [[Hilja]] and [[Ætérnal]] allow the claim, thinking there is no reason against it with how big Kozdenen has become.

	An emergency meeting of the [[United Ŋations]] is held, even though the website is still down, to discuss this and other issues. In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskeland to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. Suqi leaves the server during the proceedings, ~~resulting~~ in the dissolution of Coldba. The United Ŋations then dissolves.		An emergency meeting of the [[United Ŋations]] is held, even though the website is still down, to discuss this and other issues. In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskeland to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. Suqi leaves the server during the proceedings, citing their mental health for the exit<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1365784769689948182/1473361686747676822]</ref>. This results in the dissolution of Coldba. The United Ŋations then dissolves.

	In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.		In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.

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	In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.		In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.

	At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref>		At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref> However, Nāroňpar takes over the territory in exchange for promising to kill Rabo.

	Presumably, [[Evil Scamming Country]] falls after Pleb gains Ŋod powers from annexing the [[Old Kingdom]], which he accomplished after being given access to edit the [[Slab Exchange]] on February 17, 2026. (Pleb getting editing rights did actually happen.) After all, while [[Chronos]] has two superweapons, known as Jupiter and Callisto<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473349801775988850]</ref>, superweapons cannot affect a Ŋod. Shortly afterward, [[Maraśa]]'s priests ask for the Doge to take over due to his claim of ŋodhood. This is known as the Maraśań Second Civil War, and ends with Kozdenen annexing Maraśa entirely.		Presumably, [[Evil Scamming Country]] falls after Pleb gains Ŋod powers from annexing the [[Old Kingdom]], which he accomplished after being given access to edit the [[Slab Exchange]] on February 17, 2026. (Pleb getting editing rights did actually happen.) After all, while [[Chronos]] has two superweapons, known as Jupiter and Callisto<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473349801775988850]</ref>, superweapons cannot affect a Ŋod. Shortly afterward, [[Maraśa]]'s priests ask for the Doge to take over due to his claim of ŋodhood. This is known as the Maraśań Second Civil War, and ends with Kozdenen annexing Maraśa entirely.

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	On June 6, 2026, [[Hajdislant]] uses an orbital laser to destroy itself, rather than be annexed by Kozdenen.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348988332675324]</ref> This results in the death of [[Big Amogus]], who was still in Hajdislant's care during his coma. Pleb annexes the charred remains of the Hajdislantic mainland, Onnaiskelant, and Onnaonnadualant anyway, on June 7, 2026. This day becomes known as Six-Seven Day.		On June 6, 2026, [[Hajdislant]] uses an orbital laser to destroy itself, rather than be annexed by Kozdenen.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348988332675324]</ref> This results in the death of [[Big Amogus]], who was still in Hajdislant's care during his coma. Pleb annexes the charred remains of the Hajdislantic mainland, Onnaiskelant, and Onnaonnadualant anyway, on June 7, 2026. This day becomes known as Six-Seven Day.

	[[Coldba]] notices what is going on shortly afterward, and in late June 2026, it tries to recreate [[Suqi]]'s [[~~Iskelant~~]] claim from 2025. All three conspiratorial ŋations campaign for Suqi to get banned for having such a monstrous claim while "everyone wants to be in [[Kozdenen]]". In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for ~~Iskelant~~ to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. Suqi leaves the server during the proceedings, resulting in the dissolution of Coldba.		[[Coldba]] notices what is going on shortly afterward, and in late June 2026, it tries to recreate [[Suqi]]'s [[Iskeland]] claim from 2025. All three conspiratorial ŋations campaign for Suqi to get banned for having such a monstrous claim while "everyone wants to be in [[Kozdenen]]", but [[Hilja]] and [[Ætérnal]] allow the claim, thinking there is no reason against it with how big Kozdenen has become.

			An emergency meeting of the [[United Ŋations]] is held, even though the website is still down, to discuss this and other issues. In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskeland to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. Suqi leaves the server during the proceedings, resulting in the dissolution of Coldba. The United Ŋations then dissolves.

	In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.		In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.

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	On June 6, 2026, [[Hajdislant]] uses an orbital laser to destroy itself, rather than be annexed by Kozdenen.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348988332675324]</ref> This results in the death of [[Big Amogus]], who was still in Hajdislant's care during his coma. Pleb annexes the charred remains of the Hajdislantic mainland, Onnaiskelant, and Onnaonnadualant anyway, on June 7, 2026. This day becomes known as Six-Seven Day.		On June 6, 2026, [[Hajdislant]] uses an orbital laser to destroy itself, rather than be annexed by Kozdenen.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348988332675324]</ref> This results in the death of [[Big Amogus]], who was still in Hajdislant's care during his coma. Pleb annexes the charred remains of the Hajdislantic mainland, Onnaiskelant, and Onnaonnadualant anyway, on June 7, 2026. This day becomes known as Six-Seven Day.

	[[Coldba]] notices what is going on shortly afterward, and in late June 2026, it tries to recreate [[Suqi]]'s [[Iskelant]] claim from 2025. All three conspiratorial ŋations campaign for Suqi to get banned for having such a monstrous claim while "everyone wants to be in [[Kozdenen]]". In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskelant to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. In exchange, Nāroňpār attempts to annex ~~them~~. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.		[[Coldba]] notices what is going on shortly afterward, and in late June 2026, it tries to recreate [[Suqi]]'s [[Iskelant]] claim from 2025. All three conspiratorial ŋations campaign for Suqi to get banned for having such a monstrous claim while "everyone wants to be in [[Kozdenen]]". In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskelant to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. Suqi leaves the server during the proceedings, resulting in the dissolution of Coldba.

			In exchange for their help, Nāroňpār attempts to annex both Rauratoshan and Adnar. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.

	At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref>		At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref>

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	[[Pua]] dissolves in May 2026, when Peaches forgets to say "Pua Mentioned" for 3 months.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348369492611246]</ref>		[[Pua]] dissolves in May 2026, when Peaches forgets to say "Pua Mentioned" for 3 months.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348369492611246]</ref>

	On June 6, 2026, [[Hajdislant]] uses an orbital laser to destroy itself, rather than be annexed by Kozdenen.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348988332675324]</ref> Pleb annexes the charred remains of the Hajdislantic mainland, Onnaiskelant, and Onnaonnadualant anyway, on June 7, 2026. This day becomes known as Six-Seven Day.		On June 6, 2026, [[Hajdislant]] uses an orbital laser to destroy itself, rather than be annexed by Kozdenen.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473348988332675324]</ref> This results in the death of [[Big Amogus]], who was still in Hajdislant's care during his coma. Pleb annexes the charred remains of the Hajdislantic mainland, Onnaiskelant, and Onnaonnadualant anyway, on June 7, 2026. This day becomes known as Six-Seven Day.

			[[Coldba]] notices what is going on shortly afterward, and in late June 2026, it tries to recreate [[Suqi]]'s [[Iskelant]] claim from 2025. All three conspiratorial ŋations campaign for Suqi to get banned for having such a monstrous claim while "everyone wants to be in [[Kozdenen]]". In the 27th and final meeting of the United Ŋations, ßlanty motions for Iskelant to be dissolved, which passes with help from [[Rauratoshan]] and [[Adnar]], the latter of which was only in favor because it wanted Iskelant for itself. In exchange, Nāroňpār attempts to annex them. Adnagaporp puts up a fight for a while, but as Hajdislant killed Big Amogus with its orbital laser, Adnagaporp did not have the power to repel the attack.

	At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref>		At some point, Pleb replaces Agma Schwa using a combination of Weekend-at-Bernies techniques and the ventrilloquism he has been working on since 2024. Presumably, this is when [[Xarslasja]] falls.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1473347844223008842]</ref>