T.TCNi - Revision history

Apollyon: added up to jul 14th

2025-11-20T14:40:44Z

added up to jul 14th

← Older revision		Revision as of 14:40, 20 November 2025
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	\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387934615305457794 Link]		\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387934615305457794 Link]
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	\|		\|30 JUN 2025
	\|		\|The Carrot News loses popularity due to discord demoting the thread to gone
	\|		\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1389151442627199087 Link]
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	\|		\| rowspan="2" \|1 JUL 2025
	\|		\|Struggle for Keezhʉ Maaiṽa is predicted to secure half of the democratic legislative branch in Kozdenen
	\|		\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1389689789753725041 Link]
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	\|		\|The Wánade executive branch reminds its confused citizens that there is no election season in sight
	\|		\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1389738402244722861 Link]
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	\|		\| rowspan="3" \|2 JUL 2025
	\|		\|Kozdenen iron now radiates estrogen
	\|		\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1389862491877806101 Link]
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	\|		\|[[Maize]] is lifted into the air by an absolute fucking lunatic using massive helium balloons
	\|		\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1389865048087728230 Link]
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			\|[[Vilantnen]] ded
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1389866127336673322 Link]
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			\| rowspan="2" \|3 JUL 2025
			\|[[Suwi]] tries to explode and kill [[User:BinaryPrime\|Binary]]
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1390395464410595431 Link]
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			\|Suwi robs the Kozdenen iron farm
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1390396067908030576 Link]
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			\|5 JUL 2025
			\|Jamie has made these jokes before, and her career as a comedian is irreparably ruined
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1391225845254979655 Link]<ref>[[File:Jamie has made these jokes before.png]]
			</ref>
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			\| rowspan="2" \|6 JUL 2025
			\|There are multiple bears being sent to your location.
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1391483604265078814 Link]
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			\|[[Nāroňpār]] finds out it has a human population
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1391490477655589077 Link]
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			\|8 JUL 2025
			\|Wánade's high priestess demands an extension of the corner line
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1392184240753606689 Link]
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			\| rowspan="2" \|9 JUL 2025
			\|[[Sq]] ([[Xhesas]] [<nowiki/>[[Marcy]] {[[Hilja]]}]) is an absolute meanie
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1392689000837546088 Link]
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			\|Sq sucks and is banned from gaining citizenship to all developed ŋations
			\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1392689319592071229 Link]
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Suqi at 03:16, 19 November 2025

2025-11-19T03:16:59Z

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	''This page may be used as a compilation of ~~new~~ stories published in the [[The Carrot News]] station.''		''This page may be used as a compilation of news stories published in the [[The Carrot News]] station.''

	'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature\|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, [[Nguhcraft\|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the [[Nguhcraft\|prime timeline]] that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur in this timeline. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.		'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature\|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, [[Nguhcraft\|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the [[Nguhcraft\|prime timeline]] that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur in this timeline. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.

Suqi at 03:13, 19 November 2025

2025-11-19T03:13:59Z

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 ''This page may be used as a compilation of new stories published in the [[The Carrot News]] station.''
-'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the [[Nguhcraft|prime timeline]] that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.
+'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the [[Nguhcraft|prime timeline]] that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur in this timeline. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.
 == Timeline ==
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 |[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387560939611619358 Link]
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-|26 JUN 2025
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 |Secret organization plans empire near [[Kathyria]]
 |[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387780818142756997 Link]<ref>[[File:Secret organization country.png|399x399px]]</ref>
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Suqi at 03:06, 19 November 2025

2025-11-19T03:06:24Z

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-'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of [[The Carrot News|The Carrot News station]], [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. T.TCN𝑖 contains all the same events as the [[Nguhcraft|prime timeline]], but with the additional events of the The Carrot News.
+''This page may be used as a compilation of new stories published in the [[The Carrot News]] station.''
 == Timeline ==
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 | rowspan="6" |2 JUN 2025
-|[[Jamie]] threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over [[Ŋafrica]].
+|[[Jamie]] threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over [[Ŋafrica]]
 |[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379089270588965015 Link]<ref>[[File:Jamie_threatens_to_burn_Ŋafrica.png|399x399px]]</ref><ref>[[File:Jamie_threatens_to_burn_Ŋafrica_2.png|399x399px]]</ref>
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 |[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379843831347810365 Link]
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-|Social media access revoked for Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] of [[Kozdenen]] after inflammatory posts.
+|Social media access revoked for Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] of [[Kozdenen]] after inflammatory posts
 |[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379864321701580992 Link]
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 | rowspan="2" |5 JUN 2025
-|Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] illegalizes everything: turns [[Kozdenen]] into massive jail.
+|Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] illegalizes everything: turns [[Kozdenen]] into massive jail
 |[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1380222566806851693 Link]
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 |Unknown vigilante plants eastern cherries in [[Cyrykä]], [[Wánade]]
 |[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1380243188081754113 Link]
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Suqi at 02:16, 19 November 2025

2025-11-19T02:16:05Z

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	\|[[Jamie]] threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over [[Ŋafrica]].		\|[[Jamie]] threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over [[Ŋafrica]].
	\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379089270588965015 Link]		\|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379089270588965015 Link]<ref>[[File:Jamie_threatens_to_burn_Ŋafrica.png\|399x399px]]</ref><ref>[[File:Jamie_threatens_to_burn_Ŋafrica_2.png\|399x399px]]</ref>
	[[File:~~Jamie threatens to burn Ŋafrica~~.png\|399x399px]][[File:~~Jamie threatens to burn Ŋafrica 2~~.png\|399x399px]]
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	\|[[Kyaw Cen (disambiguation)\|Kyaw Cen]] dissolves		\|[[Kyaw Cen (disambiguation)\|Kyaw Cen]] dissolves

Suqi: Created page with "'''T.TCN𝑖''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, Nguhcraft's parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. T.TCN𝑖 contains all the same events as the prime timeline, but with the additional events of the The Carrot News. == Timeline == {| class..."

2025-11-18T22:20:06Z

Created page with "'''T.TCN𝑖''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, Nguhcraft's parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. T.TCN𝑖 contains all the same events as the prime timeline, but with the additional events of the The Carrot News. == Timeline == {| class..."

New page

'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of [[The Carrot News|The Carrot News station]], [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. T.TCN𝑖 contains all the same events as the [[Nguhcraft|prime timeline]], but with the additional events of the The Carrot News.

== Timeline ==
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
!Date
!Event
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| rowspan="6" |2 JUN 2025
|[[Jamie]] threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over [[Ŋafrica]].
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379089270588965015 Link]
[[File:Jamie threatens to burn Ŋafrica.png|399x399px]][[File:Jamie threatens to burn Ŋafrica 2.png|399x399px]]
|-
|[[Kyaw Cen (disambiguation)|Kyaw Cen]] dissolves
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379090596240691271 Link 1], [https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379091310555828277 Link 2]
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|[[Xêgwar]] gains independence and claims the [[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen]] and parts of [[Imerchal]]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379090819537178736 Link]
|-
|[[Xêgwar]] is renamed to Xhegwar by Xhesas
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379091875251749066 Link]
|-
|[[Stemon]] resigns<sup>[''from what?''][''I don't know'']</sup>
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379093056950632489 Link]
|-
|[[Nate]] sues [[Nguhrovision]]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379151457185697863 Link]
|-
| rowspan="2" |3 JUN 2025
|Hackers attack [[Kyaw Cen]] schools
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379506977587200153 Link]
|-
|It is revealed school was illegal in [[Kyaw Cen]] the whole time
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379510860443029534 Link]
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| rowspan="5" |4 JUN 2025
|[[Annwan]] plans to delete [[Sirenguard]] and start a new one
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379843831347810365 Link]
|-
|Social media access revoked for Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] of [[Kozdenen]] after inflammatory posts.
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379864321701580992 Link]
|-
|Emperor of [[Anaku]] declares democracy holiday out of sloth.
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379867335883624488 Link]
|-
|Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] banned from Enkavak social media servers
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379879088382021753 Link]
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|[[Xhesas]] and [[Total pleb]] swap [[Enkavak]] and [[Kozdenen]] and destroy each other's countries
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379910554105417768 Link]
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| rowspan="2" |5 JUN 2025
|Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] illegalizes everything: turns [[Kozdenen]] into massive jail.
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1380222566806851693 Link]
|-
|Unknown vigilante plants eastern cherries in [[Cyrykä]], [[Wánade]]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1380243188081754113 Link]
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