Units of bullshit - Revision history

AxolotlDoesNguhcraft at 22:48, 12 February 2026

2026-02-12T22:48:36Z

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	\|Claim of [[Aswnga]] having invented the waterslide<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1471631469402263763</ref>		\|Claim of [[Aswnga]] not having invented the waterslide<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1471631469402263763</ref>
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	\|7,000		\|7,000

Yusur: /* Coldban Bullshit Metric */

2026-02-12T22:46:16Z

Coldban Bullshit Metric

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	\|10^1		\| rowspan="2" \| 10^1
	\|The equivalent of on Pale Oak Sapling, the Bullshit Unit of the [[Units of bullshit#Madness Multiversal Stupid Scale\|Madness Multiversal Stupid Scale]]		\|The equivalent of on Pale Oak Sapling, the Bullshit Unit of the [[Units of bullshit#Madness Multiversal Stupid Scale\|Madness Multiversal Stupid Scale]]
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			\|Claim of [[Aswnga]] having invented the waterslide<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1471631469402263763</ref>
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	\|7,000		\|7,000

Suqi: /* Coldban Bullshit Metric */

2025-12-08T04:21:53Z

Coldban Bullshit Metric

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	\|0		\| rowspan="2" \|0
	\| rowspan="4" \|10^0		\| rowspan="4" \|10^0
	\|The transportation of [[Big Amogus]] to [[Onnaonnadualant]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1442274859492184094</ref>		\|The transportation of [[Big Amogus]] to [[Onnaonnadualant]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1442274859492184094</ref>
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	\|[[Cactus Corp]], a [[The Carrot articles\|Carrotish]] corporation claiming to have no relation to [[Rose Corp]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1442332863948263426</ref>		\|[[Cactus Corp]], a [[The Carrot articles\|Carrotish]] corporation claiming to have no relation to [[Rose Corp]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1442332863948263426</ref>
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Suqi: /* Coldban Bullshit Metric */

2025-12-08T04:21:40Z

Coldban Bullshit Metric

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	\| rowspan="3" \|10^0		\| rowspan="4" \|10^0
	\|The transportation of [[Big Amogus]] to [[Onnaonnadualant]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1442274859492184094</ref>		\|The transportation of [[Big Amogus]] to [[Onnaonnadualant]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1442274859492184094</ref>
	[[Cactus Corp]], a [[The Carrot articles\|Carrotish]] corporation claiming to have no relation to [[Rose Corp]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1442332863948263426</ref>		\|-
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			\|[[Cactus Corp]], a [[The Carrot articles\|Carrotish]] corporation claiming to have no relation to [[Rose Corp]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1442332863948263426</ref>
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	\|1		\|1

Suqi: /* Coldban Bullshit Metric */

2025-12-08T04:18:58Z

Coldban Bullshit Metric

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	\|The country of [[Adnar]]		\|The country of [[Adnar]]
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	\|≈ 9 ~~centiquintillillion~~ (~~100 quintillion~~ zeroes)<ref>Precisely: 9,928,486,949,398,282,969,004,020,012,020,298,285,978,496,879,543,874,586,798,098,743,348,930,990,281,084,935,684,340^2,006,090,690,934</ref>		\|≈ 9 quatturodecitrillillion (42 trillion zeroes)<ref>Precisely: 9,928,486,949,398,282,969,004,020,012,020,298,285,978,496,879,543,874,586,798,098,743,348,930,990,281,084,935,684,340^2,006,090,690,934</ref>
	\|10^~~174~~,~~529~~,~~890~~,~~111~~,~~258~~		\|10^42,127,904,509,614
	\|[[Apollyon\|apollyon's]] claim that [[Adnar]] did not win the [[IŊCJ]] court case trying him for [[Greenification (Adnar)\|Greenification]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1447347207845052650</ref>		\|[[Apollyon\|apollyon's]] claim that [[Adnar]] did not win the [[IŊCJ]] court case trying him for [[Greenification (Adnar)\|Greenification]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1447347207845052650</ref>
	\|}		\|}

Suqi at 22:49, 7 December 2025

2025-12-07T22:49:27Z

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	\|The country of [[Adnar]]		\|The country of [[Adnar]]
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	\|~~Roughly~~ 9 ~~quatturovigintillion to the power of 2~~ quintillion<ref>Precisely: 9,928,486,949,398,282,969,004,020,012,020,298,285,978,496,879,543,874,586,798,098,743,348,930,990,281,084,935,684,340^2,006,090,690,934</ref>		\|≈ 9 centiquintillillion (100 quintillion zeroes)<ref>Precisely: 9,928,486,949,398,282,969,004,020,012,020,298,285,978,496,879,543,874,586,798,098,743,348,930,990,281,084,935,684,340^2,006,090,690,934</ref>
	\|10^174,529,890,111,258		\|10^174,529,890,111,258
	\|[[Apollyon\|apollyon's]] claim that [[Adnar]] did not win the [[IŊCJ]] court case trying him for [[Greenification (Adnar)\|Greenification]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1447347207845052650</ref>		\|[[Apollyon\|apollyon's]] claim that [[Adnar]] did not win the [[IŊCJ]] court case trying him for [[Greenification (Adnar)\|Greenification]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1447347207845052650</ref>

Suqi at 22:46, 7 December 2025

2025-12-07T22:46:35Z

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	\|The country of [[Adnar]]		\|The country of [[Adnar]]
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	\|9,928,486,949,398,282,969,004,020,012,020,298,285,978,496,879,543,874,586,798,098,743,348,930,990,281,084,935,684,340^2,006,090,690,934		\|Roughly 9 quatturovigintillion to the power of 2 quintillion<ref>Precisely: 9,928,486,949,398,282,969,004,020,012,020,298,285,978,496,879,543,874,586,798,098,743,348,930,990,281,084,935,684,340^2,006,090,690,934</ref>
	\|10^174,529,890,111,258		\|10^174,529,890,111,258
	\|[[Apollyon\|apollyon's]] claim that [[Adnar]] did not win the [[IŊCJ]] court case trying him for [[Greenification (Adnar)\|Greenification]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1447347207845052650</ref>		\|[[Apollyon\|apollyon's]] claim that [[Adnar]] did not win the [[IŊCJ]] court case trying him for [[Greenification (Adnar)\|Greenification]]<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1447347207845052650</ref>

Suqi: /* Coldban Bullshit Metric */

2025-12-07T22:37:58Z

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 The Bullshit Ruler in [[Coldba]] is a symbol of the Bullshit Metric. However, with it currently not built, the only person who can verifiably determine the number of Breels something has is Suwi, who requires 5 [[Petrified Oak Slab]]s as payment for this service.
 ==Adnaric Information-Dubitation Scale==
 The Adnaric Information-Dubitation Scale, or AIDS for short, does not have a distinct unit, but just refers to its unit as "AIDS X", much like the [[fakeworld]] DefCon system.
-The scale was initially described as "logarithmic, where 1 rating point indicates Euler's number ''e'' times as truthy as the previous." AIDS 0 was given to Big Amogus's prophecies, to which [[Astaryuu]] immediately gave the claim 2 Breels, but then realized that per mathematics, AIDS 0 corresponds to negative infinity Breels, at least if it was logarithmic as implied. Therefore, the rating was revised to -2<sup>1024</sup> Breels.
+The scale was initially described as "logarithmic, where 1 rating point indicates Euler's number ''e'' times as truthy as the previous." AIDS 0 was given to Big Amogus's prophecies, to which [[Astaryuu]] immediately gave the claim 2 Breels, but then realized that per mathematics, AIDS 0 corresponds to negative infinity Breels, at least if it was logarithmic as implied. Therefore, the rating was illegally revised to -2<sup>1024</sup> Breels.
 Adnar later clarified that the amount of bullshit is e<sup>r</sup> where r is the rating. This is exponential, not logarithmic.

Astaryuu: Make a page for the AIDS scale if you want to do that

2025-11-27T22:43:27Z

Make a page for the AIDS scale if you want to do that

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	The Bullshit Ruler in [[Coldba]] is a symbol of the Bullshit Metric. However, with it currently not built, the only person who can verifiably determine the number of Breels something has is Suwi, who requires 5 [[Petrified Oak Slab]]s as payment for this service.		The Bullshit Ruler in [[Coldba]] is a symbol of the Bullshit Metric. However, with it currently not built, the only person who can verifiably determine the number of Breels something has is Suwi, who requires 5 [[Petrified Oak Slab]]s as payment for this service.

	==~~Adnaran Information–Dubitation~~ Scale==		==Adnaric Information-Dubitation Scale==
	The ~~Adnaran Information–Dubitation~~ Scale, or AIDS for short, does not have a distinct unit, but just refers to ~~measurements~~ as ~~“AIDS ''x''”, where ''x'' is a member of the extended real number line. Important information sources are rated with an~~ AIDS ~~score automatically or upon request to [[Adnar]]. The information is rated using Adnaran AI~~, ~~the same one that is responsible for hiring~~ the [[~~Adnar Diplomatic Femboy Army~~]].		The Adnaric Information-Dubitation Scale, or AIDS for short, does not have a distinct unit, but just refers to its unit as "AIDS X", much like the [[fakeworld]] DefCon system.

	The ~~higher the AIDS~~ rating~~, the more bullshit the information contains in an exponential manner. The amount of bullshit is equal to ඞ~~''e''~~<sup>x</sup>, where ''x'' is~~ the AIDS ~~rating,~~ '~~'e'' is the Euler’s number~~, ~~equal~~ to ~~10<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1443611008177537195</ref>~~, ~~and ඞ is a bullshit constant~~, ~~whose value is equal to the amount of bullshit of an~~ AIDS 0 ~~rating (as in~~, ~~ඞ = ඞ''e''<sup>0</sup>)<ref>The exact value of ඞ is left~~ as ~~an exercise for the reader.</ref>~~. ~~As exponential functions can never reach 0~~, ~~all information contains some sort of bullshit no matter how little. The only theoretical way~~ to ~~reach absolutely zero bullshit is to obtain a rating of −∞ because lim<sub>x→−∞</sub> ''e''~~<sup>x</sup> ~~= 0, but in practice, nobody will ever get close to AIDS –3 before being questioned for being first-hand involved in the news~~.		The scale was initially described as "logarithmic, where 1 rating point indicates Euler's number ''e'' times as truthy as the previous." AIDS 0 was given to Big Amogus's prophecies, to which [[Astaryuu]] immediately gave the claim 2 Breels, but then realized that per mathematics, AIDS 0 corresponds to negative infinity Breels, at least if it was logarithmic as implied. Therefore, the rating was revised to -2<sup>1024</sup> Breels.

	~~Given below are reference values of the AIDS scale.~~		Adnar later clarified that the amount of bullshit is e<sup>r</sup> where r is the rating. This is exponential, not logarithmic.
	~~{\| class="wikitable"~~
	~~\|+AIDS scale reference values~~
	~~!AIDS rating~~
	~~!Reference event~~
	\|-
	~~\|AIDS 5.00~~
	~~\|Equivalent to Level 3 (Major) Propaganda of the [[Hajdislant Propaganda Classification System]]~~
	\|-
	~~\|AIDS 4.00~~
	~~\|The amount of bullshit in an average [[United Ŋations Meetings\|UŊ meeting]]~~
	\|-
	~~\|AIDS 0.00~~
	~~\|An average [[Big Amogus]]’ prophetic dream~~
	\|}

	~~The statement below has been rated '''AIDS −0.7'''. For its profound lack of bullshit, this statement has been decorated in [[UnUŊ]] fashion.~~

	<div style="transform: rotate(-10deg) skew(30deg); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'TeX Gyre Pagella', cursive; text-align:center; font-weight:bold; background: linear-gradient(to right, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet); -webkit-background-clip: text; color: #00000033; max-width: 30em>The scale was initially described as "logarithmic, where 1 rating point indicates Euler's number ''e'' times as truthy as the previous." AIDS 0 was given to Big Amogus's prophecies, to which [[Astaryuu]] immediately gave the claim 2 Breels, but then realized that per mathematics, AIDS 0 corresponds to negative infinity Breels, at least if it was logarithmic as implied. Therefore, the rating was revised to -2<sup>1024</sup> Breels.<br><br>Adnar later clarified that the amount of bullshit is e<sup>r</sup> where r is the rating. This is exponential, not logarithmic.~~</div>~~

	==Madness Multiversal Stupid Scale==		==Madness Multiversal Stupid Scale==

Adnagaporp: /* Adnaran Information-Dubitation Scale */

2025-11-27T20:45:56Z

Adnaran Information-Dubitation Scale

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	The Bullshit Ruler in [[Coldba]] is a symbol of the Bullshit Metric. However, with it currently not built, the only person who can verifiably determine the number of Breels something has is Suwi, who requires 5 [[Petrified Oak Slab]]s as payment for this service.		The Bullshit Ruler in [[Coldba]] is a symbol of the Bullshit Metric. However, with it currently not built, the only person who can verifiably determine the number of Breels something has is Suwi, who requires 5 [[Petrified Oak Slab]]s as payment for this service.

	==Adnaran ~~Information-Dubitation~~ Scale==		==Adnaran Information–Dubitation Scale==
	The Adnaran Information–Dubitation Scale, or AIDS for short, does not have a distinct unit, but just refers to measurements as “AIDS ''x''”, where ''x'' is a member of the extended real number line. Important information sources are rated with an AIDS score automatically or upon request to [[Adnar]]. The information is rated using Adnaran AI, the same one that is responsible for hiring the [[Adnar Diplomatic Femboy Army]].		The Adnaran Information–Dubitation Scale, or AIDS for short, does not have a distinct unit, but just refers to measurements as “AIDS ''x''”, where ''x'' is a member of the extended real number line. Important information sources are rated with an AIDS score automatically or upon request to [[Adnar]]. The information is rated using Adnaran AI, the same one that is responsible for hiring the [[Adnar Diplomatic Femboy Army]].