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=== H%C6%8FLLO ALL YOU [Horizontal] AND [Dishonourable discounts] ! ===

=== WELCOME AND [Welcome to ...ŋə] T O YOURN EW AND ONLY BIG [$!$!] NACRAFT DEAL OR NO DEAL - ! !? ??!? 1?!? ===

=== [Spamton, my love!] HAVE PERPARED SOME SPEC-[[Tark|TARK]]-ULAR OFFERS ONLY "YOU " COULD [Bye] ‼‼  <small><sub>This product is not affiliated with the player [[Tark]]. Any appearance of such is entirely coincidental.</sub></small> ===

== WHAT!? ==

=== THE WEST [[The Realm of Madness|REALM OF MADNESS]] IS [Up for grabs!] AND [Now's Your Chance To Be A]    [Big] CUSTOMER! ===

=== BUY THE LAND ===

=== RENT THE LAND ===

=== [$!$!] THE LAND ===

=== THE ENTIRE [This town ain't big enough for the two of us] HAS GOT TO GO! ===

=== WHILE THE OFFER STILL STANDS [On its own two feet]? EVERY [[Ŋation|%C5%8AATION]] DESERVES A LITTLE M[Ætérnal]DNESS.exe ===

=== [OH MY GOD!] ===

== I AM INTERESTED COSTUMER ==

=== CONTACT [[Suwi|SUQI]] [Hyperlink blocked] 4 YUOR'E VERY OWN PRICE AND ===
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'''Light Grey:''' AVAILABLE LAND PLEASE BUY [Goodness of your heart] CLAIM BETWEEN THE DOTS IF YOU DARE [But be ware]

'''Dark Grey:''' WILDERNESS OR OTHER COUNTRIE! NOT MADNESS! DON'T BUY! 

'''Dark Green''': OFF LIMITS! REALM OF MADNESS!
{| class="wikitable"
|+SOLD!
!NAME
!SCENERY
!PROUD OWNER
!DATE OF PURCHASE
!FAQ
|-
|[[Evil Chile]]
|[[File:Wacky Border.png|frameless]]
|[[Evil Scamming Country]]
|5 December 2024
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''A: The one block-thick outline of the entire former Wacky West's land borders. Thickness in the map is not to scale.
|-
|[[Abstinence]]
|[[File:CMCic Abstinence.png|frameless]]
|[[CMCic Federation]]
|6 January 2025
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''A: The former Abstinence/Duzhauzech Parish territory without the one block-thick outline of its coast
|-
|[[Gazhelant]]
|[[File:Vilantnen-Wacky West map.png|frameless]]
|[[Vilantnen]]
|20 January 2025
|'''Q: What is its exact shape?'''A: The territory is an offset grid pattern, where each block (black) is a part of the territory and the space in between (white) them is not. Block sizes and distances in the map are not to scale.[[File:Vilantnen-Wack_West_border_pattern.png|center|frameless|68x68px]]
|}

== MORƎ OFFƎRS ==

=== [Congration! You done it!] YOU BOUGHT THE LAND NOW [A beauty is joying within my heart] AND MY OTHER DEALS [Go out to you sinners]. ===
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