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The '''Breel''' is a unit coined by [[Suwi]] of [[Coldba]]. It was created in the '''Bullshit Metric''', or BSM, where the Breel measures bullshit, for the sake of accurate comparison. 0 Breels is completely legitimate, while 1 Breel represents "a lot of BS".

If someone claims that their claim has a negative number of Breels, then that is taken as a factual statement. However, negative Breels represent a higher number than any positive number, much like temperature. While -1 Breel > ∞ Breels, both are complete bullshit.

Bullshitologists are not expected to ever give a claim that does not claim its own Breel value a negative number of Breels, and should not verify such a number of Breels if so.

The Bullshit Ruler in [[Coldba]] is a symbol of the Bullshit Metric. However, with it currently not built, the only person who can verifiably determine the number of Breels something has is Suwi, who requires 5 [[Petrified Oak Slab]]s as payment for this service.

==References==
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