Cúp–Đao–Súng
Cúp–Đao–Súng (Pickaxe–Blade–Gun) is the ŋational newspaper of the Communist Empire of Adnar, directly managed by the government.
Cúp–Đao–Súng is exclusively a physical newspaper, entirely in English (for now). It publishes a new issue once every fuck-all (i.e. whenever i feel like writing). One copy sells for 5000 Adnar đồng.
| Purposes | Eɱail |
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| Feedback | gopy@cupdaosung.gov.aa
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| Advertisement | quangcao@cupdaosung.gov.aa
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| Integral of the Day | dailyint@cupdaosung.gov.aa
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Contents
Cúp–Đao–Súng publishes ŋational and interŋational news, among other things.
Integral of the Day
Integral of the Day is an integration problem. The first 100 correct submissions gets a case prize of 100000 Adnar đồng.
Roasted Chicken News
Roasted Chicken News[1] is the parody news section of Cúp–Đao–Súng.
(Recurring) Characters
Listed are characters that appeared in Cúp–Đao–Súng news.
Adnarans
Lê Văn An
Human, male.
A 68-year old Hải Phòng Pale War veteran with an obsession for martial arts and cold weaponry. Although well-liked by his community, he went to prison three times for his vigilantism, killing thieves at midnight with his “heirloom machete”.
Trương Vĩnh Long
Human, male.
A 23-year old NEET decapitated by Lê Văn An after caught robbing and escaping a jewelery shop.
Foreigners
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Publications
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Issue 1, front page.
- ↑ Named after Le Canard enchaîné (duck in chains), a fakeworld parody newspaper that lead to the Vietnamese word “tin vịt” (lit. duck news) referring to fake news.