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The '''Network of Madness Network of Madness Network of Madness''' (or '''NOM NOM NOM''' for short), is the news station for the [[Realm of Madness]]. It reports primarily fake news and real news with a heavy bias toward the Realm of Madness, even if the realm is not involved at all. Many of its segments are just maddening video and audio signals that disturb its viewers.

== Segments ==
'''Local News:''' Reports on news inside the Realm of Madness mainland and Uŋuŋəŋŋium.

'''Hidden Variable News:''' Reports on news for things outside of the Realm of Madness but the way they get their information is unknown to science.

'''Whether:''' Weather forecast in a quantum superposition of being right, wrong, and something else entirely. Reports on weather for every location in the ŋorld simultaenously.

'''Tea:''' Spills gossip to viewers about inter-player drama.

'''1<sup>nd</sup> News:''' Distorted images of faces melting across the screen with loud wailing that grows in intensity. Bright flashes, lots of static, extremely high pitched sine waves, and extremely low pitched sine waves. Sometimes an image [[w:Jerry_Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]] appears on screen for a randomized amount of time. This segment can go on for hours.

'''KNNHJWNI News:''' A bright purple screen that flickers so slightly that it can be felt but not noticed. There is ASMR of people eating slimy and gurgly food playing a volume so low that it's imperceptible unless one selects the highest volume setting. Every 11.57276782 minutes, there is an ad that plays at normal volume which would be extremely loud if the volume setting was set to its highest. The ads contain subconscious messaging of real events occuring in the Nguhcraft world, but consciously just look like a fever dream.

'''Emoji Wow 😳😲😲😣😩😲😳😣😳:''' A continuous scroll of [[Fin]] sending keyboard autofill messages that make no sense and spam a ton of emojis. For example:<blockquote><small>zv gzsfjd IDK what the name of this place has to go 😭😭 and I think 🤔🤔🤔😦😮🤔 and Company of Eras is the best thing for the people that we are going to have to get to try 😭😭😭😭😭😭😡😮🤔😲😦😲👍😲👍😲👍😃😃😄😃😸😄😄👍😲👍😃😸😄😄👍🤣😉😉😉😉😃😸😃😃😄😄👍😲👍😲😸😃😄😃😉😄😄👍🤣👍🤣😉😄😄😃😉😉😃🤣😉😄😃😉😉😉😃</small>

<small>DJ rabbi is on there now I have no idea 💡 I will be on the way 😭 I said I can do the same 🤣 and then I have the money 💰💰💰😭😭😭😭💰😭😭😭😭 and I am a member 😢😞😭😭 https non conforming account number for me so https me 🤩😍😅 I was wondering why you are not 🚭 me off the phone 🤳 I don't think 🤔😞😭🤔 is a banger anyways lol 😆😆😆😆😆😆 a bit of land but like the same as you want me to come up here for the people who are not 🚭🚫🚫🚭🚭 TO THE right 👍👍👍😲😦👍😲😦 https me 💗💋💋 and u will have the same time I will not be in town today but I have a good 👍 and a half of the house down 👎 and then go west ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ am so am sorry to bother u again this weekend because I'm a little confused 🤔🤔🤔🤔😦🤔🤔🤔😦🤔🤔🤔😦😮😭🤔🤔😦😮😭🤔🤔😦😮😭😭😭😭 and of u all over and you can be a good person will never forget the old 🗝️🗝️ and the whole family in our family I think 💬 will do</small>

<small>Fi you are so sweet 😚🎂🎂🎂😎😍😚🎂👍🎂😍🎂😚🎂🎂😍🎂👍🎂😍😍😍🎂 to the east coast 😚 the only one who wants to get the same b 😞 and I have no money 💰💰💰💰💰 fk to you too thank god each of everyone and the other two species often and the same as you want and I am a human as a kid and then you should receive a lot and this time is nebulous in their lives to attend ur so will have the ability of being responsible and I can help them differently out loud 📢📢📢📢🔊📢📢🔊🔊🔊🔊 and I am so happy you will receive 📲📨📨📲📲📨 and their service 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺 and the government is a fun 😃😉😉😉 and I can do anything differently if I am available for anything else and also willing people are responsible for themselves or just the same type as their actions include their standards and I don't think 💬 themselves or just the truth but their actions include the strength and their effort and effort themselves into the experience 3 themselves or use a human as humans some of my things like that will allow themselves and their responsibility for the effort put themselves away from themselves and I will receive 📲📲 and I will receive their service and the effort and effort and effort them into themselves and others</small></blockquote>'''Child:''' For kids to watch! The image of a face of a child staring deep into the viewer's soul with a background of molten lava and the bass-boosted sound of an unknown children's show playing. This segment cannot be stopped, so it was placed in its own dedicated channel separate from the rest of NOM NOM NOM. Though, there have been incidents where Child has leaked into the NOM NOM NOM channel, forcing the government to temporarily kill the image of the child while the channel is reset.

'''Donation:''' A segment where viewers can pay the station to stop torturing innocent people on-air. This is where most of the station's revenue comes from.

== Crew ==
The '''anchor''' of NOM NOM NOM is [[Suwi]].

The '''reporter''' of NOM NOM NOM is Suwi.

The '''host of Emoji Wow 😳😲😲😣😩😲😳😣😳''' is [[Fin]].

The '''cameraperson''' of NOM NOM NOM is Suwi.

The '''script writer''' of NOM NOM NOM is Suwi.

The '''video editor''' of NOM NOM NOM is Suwi.