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'''Cúp–Đao–Súng''' (Pickaxe–Blade–Gun) is the ŋational newspaper of the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]], directly managed by the government. | '''Cúp–Đao–Súng''' (Pickaxe–Blade–Gun) is the ŋational newspaper of the [[Adnar|Communist Empire of Adnar]], directly managed by the government. | ||
Cúp–Đao–Súng is exclusively a physical newspaper, entirely in English <small>(for now)</small>. It publishes a new issue once every fuck-all <small>(i.e. whenever i feel like writing)</small>. One copy sells for 5000 [[Adnar đồng]]. | Cúp–Đao–Súng is exclusively a physical newspaper, entirely in English <small>(for now)</small>. It publishes a new issue once every fuck-all <small>(i.e. whenever i feel like writing)</small>. One copy sells for 5000 [[Adnar đồng]].[[File:Cupdaosung logo.png|thumb|1000x1000px|Logo of Cúp–Đao–Súng.|none]] | ||
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== Contents == | == Contents == | ||
Cúp–Đao–Súng publishes ŋational and interŋational news. | Cúp–Đao–Súng publishes ŋational and interŋational news, among other things. | ||
=== Integral of the Day === | === Integral of the Day === | ||
'''Integral of the Day''' is an integration problem. The first 100 correct submissions gets a case prize of 100000 Adnar đồng. | '''Integral of the Day''' is an integration problem. The first 100 correct submissions gets a case prize of 100000 Adnar đồng. | ||
=== Roasted Chicken News === | |||
'''Roasted Chicken News'''<ref>Named after ''[[w:Le_Canard_enchaîné|Le Canard enchaîné]]'' (duck in chains), a fakeworld parody newspaper that lead to the Vietnamese word “tin vịt” (lit. duck news) referring to fake news.</ref> is the parody news section of Cúp–Đao–Súng. | |||
== (Recurring) Characters == | |||
Listed are characters that appeared in Cúp–Đao–Súng news. | |||
=== Adnarans === | |||
==== Lê Văn An ==== | |||
<small>Human, male.</small> | |||
A 68-year old [[Hải Phòng]] [[Greenification (Adnar)|Pale War]] veteran with an obsession for martial arts and cold weaponry. Although well-liked by his community, he went to prison three times for his vigilantism, killing thieves at midnight with his “heirloom machete”. | |||
==== Trương Vĩnh Long ==== | |||
<small>Human, male.</small> | |||
A 23-year old NEET decapitated by [[Cúp–Đao–Súng#Lê Văn An|Lê Văn An]] after caught robbing and escaping a jewelery shop. | |||
=== Foreigners === | |||
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== Publications == | == Publications == | ||
<gallery widths="210" heights="300"> | |||
File:Cupdaosung issue0001.png|Issue 1, front page. | |||
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Latest revision as of 23:02, 1 February 2026
Cúp–Đao–Súng (Pickaxe–Blade–Gun) is the ŋational newspaper of the Communist Empire of Adnar, directly managed by the government.
Cúp–Đao–Súng is exclusively a physical newspaper, entirely in English (for now). It publishes a new issue once every fuck-all (i.e. whenever i feel like writing). One copy sells for 5000 Adnar đồng.
| Purposes | Eɱail |
|---|---|
| Feedback | gopy@cupdaosung.gov.aa
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| Advertisement | quangcao@cupdaosung.gov.aa
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| Integral of the Day | dailyint@cupdaosung.gov.aa
|
Contents
Cúp–Đao–Súng publishes ŋational and interŋational news, among other things.
Integral of the Day
Integral of the Day is an integration problem. The first 100 correct submissions gets a case prize of 100000 Adnar đồng.
Roasted Chicken News
Roasted Chicken News[1] is the parody news section of Cúp–Đao–Súng.
(Recurring) Characters
Listed are characters that appeared in Cúp–Đao–Súng news.
Adnarans
Lê Văn An
Human, male.
A 68-year old Hải Phòng Pale War veteran with an obsession for martial arts and cold weaponry. Although well-liked by his community, he went to prison three times for his vigilantism, killing thieves at midnight with his “heirloom machete”.
Trương Vĩnh Long
Human, male.
A 23-year old NEET decapitated by Lê Văn An after caught robbing and escaping a jewelery shop.
Foreigners
//
Publications
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Issue 1, front page.
- ↑ Named after Le Canard enchaîné (duck in chains), a fakeworld parody newspaper that lead to the Vietnamese word “tin vịt” (lit. duck news) referring to fake news.