Infra-Kashubian

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Infra-Kashubian, also refered to as Infrakashubian is a language on the ŋuhmetic spectrum with language juice denser than God-approved languages. It comes imiedietly after Kashubian on the spectrum.

Phonology

Due to its language juice density, Infrakashubian gravitionaly influences other languages. This causes the phonology of other languages to sometimes bleed into that of Infrakashubian. The chance to affect the phonology is described in procentages, and it follows this formula: x kilometers of ditance to the nearest native speaker from any native speaker of Infrakashubian × the number of speakers of a given language × 10⁻²⁰. Since Infrakashubian has no native speakers this feature is ommited.

Vowels

Vowel shifts from Kashubian to Infrakashubian

Vowels (Kashubian)	Front	Central	Back
Close	i		u
Close-mid	e		o
Middle		ə
Open-mid	ε	ɞ	ɔ
Open		a
Nasalized		ã	õ
Prelabialized	wε		wʉ

1. Lenghtnening of normal vowels to 143% of the previous durration of speach before voiced consonants (VC_voiced > V:C_voiced)
2. ã õ > ɛ̃ ũ in open end syllables
3. Unrounded long vowels become rounded and their durration is decressed by the durration of their short counterpart (i: e: ε: a: > y̆ ø̆ œ̆ ɶ̆)
4. Rounded long vowels explode: in 92 most commonly used words they will become unrounded and transition to creaky voiced (ɞ: u: o: ɔ: > ɜ̰ ɯ̰ ɤ̰ ʌ̰), while in other words they undergo the Great Vowel Shift (ɞ: u: o: ɔ: > t aʊ̯ u: əʊ̯). Notice that after the Great Vowel Shift ɞ: dies and becomes a cross (with a tail!).
5. t gets longer in stressed syllables (t > ʈ). Freak.
6. ə: rotates (ə: > :e). That means that it geminates the previous consonant.
7. The speaker draws three cards.
8. Shoot ɞ again it ain't dead yet (ɞ > ɐ̰̃ˠ)
9. u: > ʉ in open syllables
10. u: > u^w
11. The vowel space melts: all normal vowels move down, but a is raised due to thermal pipe effect and ɔ becomes aɔ̯ (i e ε a ə u o ɔ > e ε a ə ɔ o ɔ aɔ̯)
12. ə expands, becomes i in stressed positions and u in unstressed positions.
13. Front vowels become long next to voiced consonants, but only those that have an unvoiced counterpart (i y̆ e ø̆ ε œ̆ ɛ̃ ^wε > i: y e: ø ε: œ ɛ̃: ^wε:)
14. Long vowels diapthonagonize (i: e: ε: ɛ̃: ^wε: > ia ɛɪ ai ãũ ^weɪ)
15. ã dies of old age, but scribes its nasalization to her good friend, :e, who replaces her in her role of being nasal in previously ã positions (:e > :ẽ)
16. Fearing death, õ invests in Australian Trade Stock. Dies of a stroke in 1984 and his nasalization is equaly distributed to o and e (õ > õ_half ẽ_half)
17. Every vowel that did not change in the last 10 turns draws a card
    • ɯ̰ draws a chance, it reads: "You find yourself on the sunny beaches of western Australia. Tranform into your nearest counterpart in Ngaanyatjarra. You retain your other qualities." (ɯ̰ > ʊ̰)
    • :e tries to draw a card, but its found that it did change in the last 10 turns. As punishment, :e is forbiden from undergoing phonological shifts for 5 turns.
    • ɛ̃ draws a blank card. :(
    • ũ draws a chance, it reads: "You try to enter Californian English, but you are caught in the act. Insted of sending you to prison, Californians take away you nasalization and make you creaky and r-colored". (ũ > ṵ˞).
    • ɜ̰ draws a jester, it knocks it over (ɜ̰ > ̴ɯ)
    • ɤ̰ is arested and put on trial, but does not know for what crime. Methamorphisizes into 8. (ɤ̰ > ::::::::)
    • ʌ̰ noclips into the backrooms, and schwa quickly replaces her name. (ʌ̰ > ə)
    • t draws a chance, it reads: "you can perform free bottom surgery on any player". She chooses herself. I'm proud of him and I'm glad he finaly came out. (t > +)
    • aʊ̯ draws a chance, it reads: "you." (aʊ̯ > i̯ʊ)
    • əʊ̯ nervously sweats and eats the card. What the hell man. (əʊ̯ remains the same)
    • ʈ is done with this game. (ʈ > ⌀)
18. The three cards from point number 7 are reaveald. Three kings - the speaker chooses three vowels to add.
    • The speaker chooses *h₁, *h₂, *h₃. Fine, whatever, sure, waste your chance.
19. :::::::: redistributes all of it's lenghtening to vowels most in need of companionship. (:::::::: > :e: :ẽ: ^wʉ: a: ɶ̆: õ_half: ẽ_half: o:)
20. The Government issues a decree: all long vowels and diphthongs must move to a separate part of town. The Government cites overcrowding as they reason. :e is given immunity and does not need to move. He is happy as of now.
21. A dangerous incident occures. All nasal long vowels and diphthongs must be unnasalized. (ãũ :ẽ: õ_half: ẽ_half: > au :e: o e). A fence is put in place - if a long vowel or a diphthong occur in the same word as other vowels, a glottal stop is placed before them (ia i̯ʊ ɛɪ o: :e: ai aɔ̯ əʊ̯ a: ɶ̆: au ^weɪ ^wʉ: > ʔia ʔi̯ʊ ʔɛɪ ʔo: ʔ:e: ʔai ʔaɔ̯ ʔəʊ̯ ʔa: ʔɶ̆: ʔau ʔ^weɪ ʔ^wʉ:).
22. Prelabialied long vowels and diphthongs get their prelabialization taken away (^weɪ ^wʉ: ʔ^weɪ ʔ^wʉ: > eɪ ʉ: ʔeɪ ʔʉ:)
23. :e can undergo phonological shifts again.
24. o: and a: leave, with a condition that they will now be extra short. (o: a: > ŏ ă).
25. Diphthongs turn into long vowels, but not if they are marked by a glottal stop (ia i̯ʊ ɛɪ ai aɔ̯ əʊ̯ au eɪ > a: ʊ: ɛ: a: ɑ: ɵ: ə: e:)
26. The normal vowels are finaly sorted in the chart. I mean you would not see that but they were just replacing the previous ones and it was kind of a mess yk.
27. Extra short normal vowels migrate towards ɔ (y̆ ø̆ ŏ œ̆ ă ɶ̆ > ʏ̆ ø̠̆ ɔ̆ ɜ̆ ɐ̆ ɑ̆)
28. The fence falls, vowels drop their glottal stop. (ʔia ʔi̯ʊ ʔɛɪ ʔ:e: ʔai ʔaɔ̯ ʔəʊ̯ ʔɶ̆: ʔau ʔeɪ ʔʉ: > ia i̯ʊ ɛɪ :e: ai aɔ̯ əʊ̯ ɶ̆: au eɪ ʉ:)
29. Extra short vowels become normal. (ʏ̆ ø̠̆ ɔ̆ ɜ̆ ɐ̆ ɑ̆ ɶ̆: > ʏ ø̠ ɔ ɜ ɐ ɑ ɶ:)
30. *h₁, *h₂, *h₃ leave. Byeeeeeee!
31. :e :e: and :ẽ drop their geminitative proprties and rise. (:e :e: :ẽ > i i: ĩ)
32. ø̠ goes to o and says hi (ø̠ > ɤ)
33. Long vowels and diphthong integrate into sociaietie, comforming to some qualities. (a: ʊ: ia i̯ʊ ɛ: ɛɪ ɑ: ɵ: ai aɔ̯ əʊ̯ ɶ: ə: au e: ʉ: eɪ > a: o: ia io ɛ: ɛɪ ɑ: ɵ: ai ɔa əʊ̯ a: ə: au ø: ʉ: eɪ)

Vowels (Infrakashubian)	Front	Central	Back	Diphthongs
Close	i y ʏ i:	ʉ ʉ:	u ʊ̰ ̴ɯ ṵ˞ uw	ia io
Close-mid	e ø ø:	ɵ:	ɤ o o:	eɪ ɔa
Middle		ə ə:		əʊ
Open-mid	ε ɛ: œ	+ ɜ	ɔ	ɛɪ
Open	a a:	ɐ̰̃ˠ ɐ	ɑ ɑ:	ai au
Nasalized	ɛ̃ ĩ ẽhalf		õhalf
Prelabialized	wε	wʉ

Orthography

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Grammar

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