Alexander Hayato

"asher is such a cunt 😭" — Hilja

"Asher" Alexander Hayato
A sketch of Asher, in Krita
Life
Born	unfortunately
Place of Birth	Sirenguard Autonomous District
Other
Pronouns	he/him
Nationality	Micoan (to every other Micoan's disgrace)

"Asher" Alexander Hayato (born: "Alex" Alexander Hayato) is a Micoan Internet Personality, Looksmaxxer, Fraudster, and Creep. Known for impersonating *AdvanceYourself after her transition in a failed plot to take over the Looksmaxxing community, and taking unsolicited pictures of women at cosplay conventions. Eventually, he was challenged to a fight with Ashley Hayato, which he quickly lose, and unintentionally giving Mico a bad reputation in the interŋational stage.

Early Life

Alexander was born into a rich family, who spoiled him and made him felt entitled. He gained a passion for anime and videogames, which develops into his obsession of cosplayers. He was not very popular with women, which caused him to join the looksmaxxing and the right-wing community. He would often appear at cosplaying conventions to take pictures of cosplayers, often without their consent.

As Pamie's photographer

His behaviour at a certain cosplay convention caught the attention of a staff and a cosplayer, "Pam" Pamie Dious, who saw his photography skills, and would convince him to use it for good by becoming her photographer instead of taking pictures of unknowing strangers. Pamie and Alexander would get very close, but they did not date, due to Pamie finding him too lewd and repulsive. During this time, Pamie tried to help Alexander become a better person, but her attempts was futile, as Alexander would still terrorizes women he likes by flirting with them creepily.

Impersonation of *AdvanceYourself

In July of 2026, a well-known Micoan influencer and the informal leader of the looksmaxxing community, *AdvanceYourself, would come out as a trans woman after a drowning accident in Maraśa. To which Alexander, hoping to discredit her, would claim that Ashley is the imposter, and that he is the real owner of the *AdvanceYourself account. But since Ashley still rightfully owns the account, he had to use the name *AdvancingYourself instead. But luckily, only a few would believe him, and those handful of people would later change their mind after seeing pictures of post-transition Ashley and recognize that she is indeed *AdvanceYourself. Alexander would later lose the title after an argument with Triwát!'s staff, and had to change his handle to *AsherWasTaken instead.

Alexander Hayato vs. Ashley Hayato

Main Article: Alexander Hayato vs. Ashley Hayato

Alexander right before he got his skull rearranged

Annoyed by Alexander's shenanigans, *AdvanceYourself made it her mission to give him a lesson after she was done training the 主ｨ of Çaigoŋ for his fight with Big Amogus of C.E. Adnar. TV2 offered to host the fight in a stadium and broadcast it on live television and YouDo. Other news broadcasters would also broadcast this fight, mainly from Çaigoŋ and Iromencia, where she was held in high regards. After he was tricked into thinking that he is being punched at the speed of light and mistaking a flashlight's shine for a photonic boom, he was quickly knocked out in one punch. The fight was criticized for its anticlimatic ending. Thuna Thames Pruxa of Minaro-Cohasia would announce that the fight made Micoans look stupid, and contributes to the rise of far-right Imerchali political party with its main platform of reclaiming Mico, Libertat!.