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=== Required Documents === | === Required Documents === | ||
In the standard procedure applicable for the typical applicant, the applicant must produce an original of the following four Proofs when submitting the Citizenship Application Form. It is advisable to have the Proofs ready before applying. All documents must be unexpired at the time of applying. | |||
# [[Adnaran citizenship#Proof of Birth|Proof of Birth]] | |||
# [[Adnaran citizenship#Proof of Health|Proof of Health]] | |||
# Proof of Education | |||
# Proof of Language | |||
# One Proof of Authenticity for each submitted Proof, including a Proof of Authenticity for each of these Proofs of Authenticity. | |||
==== Proof of Birth ==== | |||
( | A '''Proof of Birth''' (<span lang="vi" dir="ltr">Chứŋ ñậŋ Xiñ</span>) is a document that confirms the applicant has been given birth. Contrary to popular belief, merely existing is not enough evidence for being given birth; the birth has to be proven by empirical means. | ||
Listed below are common ways to produce a Proof of Birth for a human / humanoid applicant. Other methods will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. | |||
* '''Method 1:''' A birth certificate from both the applicant and the person who gave birth to the applicant (in the vast majority of cases that is the applicant’s mother; if this person is ''somehow'' not the applicant’s mother, e.g. Sirenguard incubator birth, the facility responsible for the birth must produce an attestation to the applicant’s birth). | |||
* '''Method 2:''' The umbilical cord of the applicant. A 1 mm-thick section will be cut from it and genetic tests are done and matched with the applicant. For this case, in addition to a Proof of Birth, the applicant also obtains a Proof of Biometry. | |||
* '''Method 3:''' One or more deities who are willing to attest that they have given birth to or created the applicant. Adnar makes no attempt to verify this claim, but should the applicant ever be found to have a non-deity birther, their citizenship will be annulled. | |||
( | ==== Proof of Health ==== | ||
A '''Proof of Health''' (<span lang="vi" dir="ltr">Chứŋ ñậŋ Xứk khõe</span>) is a document that confirms the applicant is free from aliments that would cause problems within the Adnaran public health. The Proof of Health is a medical report taken by a qualified practitioner at a qualified hospital. | |||
To be accepted for a Proof of Health, the health check must include a stool test, a blood test, and a chest X-ray, and be less than 2 weeks old at the time of applying for Adnaran citizenship. A healthy applicant is considered to be negative to sexually-transmitted diseases, parasites, Ŋovid-19, morbid obesity, ███, and pale infestation. | |||
(Chứŋ ñậŋ | ==== Proof of Education ==== | ||
A '''Proof of Education''' (<span lang="vi" dir="ltr">Chứŋ ñậŋ Dáo dụk</span>) is a document that confirms the applicant is educated enough for their age to be a citizen of Adnar. The Proof of Education may be obtained in two ways: | |||
* '''Method 1:''' A diploma from a qualified school or university. Minimum diploma level depend on age of applicants. | |||
(Chứŋ ñậŋ | |||
== List of Citizens == | == List of Citizens == | ||
Revision as of 23:15, 29 January 2026
Adnaran citizenship (wốc tịch Áđ-na) can only be obtained after passing arduous trials and receiving Big Amogus’ blessing.
Updated “Bureaucracy Hell™ with Adnaran Characteristics” Application Process
The brand-new “Bureaucracy Hell™ with Adnaran Characteristics” becomes effective at 01 February 2026. Ongoing citizenship applications extending after this date will still be done using old procedures.
Required Documents
In the standard procedure applicable for the typical applicant, the applicant must produce an original of the following four Proofs when submitting the Citizenship Application Form. It is advisable to have the Proofs ready before applying. All documents must be unexpired at the time of applying.
- Proof of Birth
- Proof of Health
- Proof of Education
- Proof of Language
- One Proof of Authenticity for each submitted Proof, including a Proof of Authenticity for each of these Proofs of Authenticity.
Proof of Birth
A Proof of Birth (Chứŋ ñậŋ Xiñ) is a document that confirms the applicant has been given birth. Contrary to popular belief, merely existing is not enough evidence for being given birth; the birth has to be proven by empirical means.
Listed below are common ways to produce a Proof of Birth for a human / humanoid applicant. Other methods will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
- Method 1: A birth certificate from both the applicant and the person who gave birth to the applicant (in the vast majority of cases that is the applicant’s mother; if this person is somehow not the applicant’s mother, e.g. Sirenguard incubator birth, the facility responsible for the birth must produce an attestation to the applicant’s birth).
- Method 2: The umbilical cord of the applicant. A 1 mm-thick section will be cut from it and genetic tests are done and matched with the applicant. For this case, in addition to a Proof of Birth, the applicant also obtains a Proof of Biometry.
- Method 3: One or more deities who are willing to attest that they have given birth to or created the applicant. Adnar makes no attempt to verify this claim, but should the applicant ever be found to have a non-deity birther, their citizenship will be annulled.
Proof of Health
A Proof of Health (Chứŋ ñậŋ Xứk khõe) is a document that confirms the applicant is free from aliments that would cause problems within the Adnaran public health. The Proof of Health is a medical report taken by a qualified practitioner at a qualified hospital.
To be accepted for a Proof of Health, the health check must include a stool test, a blood test, and a chest X-ray, and be less than 2 weeks old at the time of applying for Adnaran citizenship. A healthy applicant is considered to be negative to sexually-transmitted diseases, parasites, Ŋovid-19, morbid obesity, ███, and pale infestation.
Proof of Education
A Proof of Education (Chứŋ ñậŋ Dáo dụk) is a document that confirms the applicant is educated enough for their age to be a citizen of Adnar. The Proof of Education may be obtained in two ways:
- Method 1: A diploma from a qualified school or university. Minimum diploma level depend on age of applicants.
List of Citizens
| Legal Name | Date of Citizenship Acquisation | Passport Identification Number
(or lack thereof) |
Place of Baptism |
|---|---|---|---|
| Big Amogus | Unknown | Not baptized | |
| Adnagaporp | 11 August 2025 | Unknown | Big Amogus Himself |
| Chronos Chronosify2 Crohn’s Disease | 18 September 2025 | 0925-XESC-8373
|
Not baptized[1] |
| Suqi | 26 October 2025 | 235F–SUQI–64A8
|
Adnar embassy in Coldba |
| Dark Oak Farm That Also Happens To Be Able To Farm Pale Oak | 1 November 2025 | (No passport) | Adnagaporp |
| Chimpnary Feet | 4 November 2025 | Unknown | Unknown |
| Adnamobile I | 9 November 2025 | (No passport) | Big Amogus statue in Đoòng Sơn cavern |
| Adnamobile II | 24 November 2025 | (No passport) | Big Amogus Himself, mid-air |
| Gulf Hegemony Destroyer | 1 December 2025 | (No passport) | Adnagaporp |
| Shelf Rainworld | 6 December 2025 | 124A–SFRW–12D4
|
Adnar embassy in Yazka |
| Adnamobile III | 14 December 2025 | (No passport) | Big Amogus statue in Đoòng Sơn cavern |
| Kitas Mextim | 14 December 2025 | Unknown | Big Amogus statue in Đoòng Sơn cavern |
| Propaganda Boi | Unknown | Unknown | Unknown |
- ↑ Chronos to this date is the only Adnaran citizen to not get baptized.