Aswngan Cold War

The Aswngan Cold War was the second Aswngan Civil War.

History

After the 20 minute war, Xallia kinda wanted to go back to Paz Kiiam.

An email about this was made, but after Paz Kiiam dissolved:

From: Kriwdi Shesas kshesas@xa To: Paz Kiiam Government rivule@kmail.com Subject: 20 Minute War

We were on your side, but Aswngan forces just had to conquer us “back”. We would like to be part of Paz Kiiam again. Please respond. Love: Xallia

After a long time, on the 10th of April, the oligarchy hated "trans-identifying" hippogriffs, but loved yuri. In Xallia, the opposite was true.

There was literally a battle between LGBQA and TI. This had turned into a war.

On the 24th of April, Xallia's oligarchy sued Aswnga's oligarchy 131072 frislings (1 slab) with interest of 100% per day due to the landowners breeding hippogriffs without their (the hippogriffs') permission.

25th of April:

A poll was made asking which side other countries wanted to win.

What country do you want to win the Second Aswngan Civil War?

• Aswnga (Pro-LGBQA, Anti-TI) 38%
• Xallia (Anti-LGBQA, Pro-TI) 0%
• Peace Treaty (that is like Te Tiriti) 13%
• CONSTANT WAR 50%

Why would've I had Aswnga be randomly transphobic? Kinda because of the "trans-identifying hippogriffs" Aswngan propaganda against Xallia.

The 2nd Aswngan Civil War kinda started it, before then, Aswnga was inclusive to all.

john carrot said "this stuff only means one thing…"

So Caluta temporarily interrupted trade with Aswnga.

Yusur, CEO and Queen of Caluta, Inc. strongly disapproves of the (at least apparently) transphobe anti-Xallia propaganda.

All trades, including pharmaceutical orders, from and to Aswnga had been canceled, and stock recalled,

so Aswnga retired transphobic propaganda and Xallia now wanted to fight Aswnga (and Axolotlland) over who gets the reactor.

A few minutes after this event: Xallia now supports all LGBTQIA+. Some Xallians have yuri on their walls. Trans rights.

Ending:

Aswnga and Xallia apologized for what they did, and finally ended the Aswnga-Xallia war

The formal name of Aswnga is now called The Mega-state Republic of Aswnga.

The Reactor now belongs to Xallia, and the Thasusasaurus is unclaimed (but still The Mega-state Republic of Aswnga).

Horsland now sells horses for 4 shavings per horse.

All slabs will be unclaimed (but still The Mega-state Republic of Aswnga)

And a non-backed currency (known as the Xasuia) will be the national currency (not used for trading with other countries)/

Final words about the war by Kappui Hlazko: "I don't swear much, but we fucked up."

Aswnga's oligarchy still owes 262144 frislings (now 13 xasuia) [2 slabs].