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(Created page with "'''[https://youtu.be/YpLLJG8_smA My 4 Minute Wisdom]''' is the Realm of Madness' Nguhrovision 2024 entry. It is a maddening song with little to no intelligibility from the audio. This article exists to provide the many lyrics in a comfortable format. The lyrics are split into four different audios which are all spoken/sung simultaneously. {| class="wikitable" !Name !Notation !Description |- !Primary Audio |plain text |The most audible; has a hig...")
 
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''In the blank (Get out of my house!)''
''In the blank (Get out of my house!)''


''No one can answer what the word is''
''No one can answer what the word is (Commit- commit- commit-)''


''//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//''<blockquote>''i cant believe''</blockquote>
''//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//''<blockquote>''i cant believe''</blockquote>
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''So, remember, kids!''
''So, remember, kids! (Commit- commit- commit-)''


''If you hear a beep''
''If you hear a beep''
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''Anyways, I bet you won't believe (I'm by your side)''
''Anyways, I bet you won't believe that (I'm by your side)''


''I got a negative hurricane the other day! (In...this)''
''I got a negative hurricane the other day! (In...this)''

Revision as of 02:55, 13 December 2024

My 4 Minute Wisdom is the Realm of Madness' Nguhrovision 2024 entry. It is a maddening song with little to no intelligibility from the audio. This article exists to provide the many lyrics in a comfortable format. The lyrics are split into four different audios which are all spoken/sung simultaneously.

Name Notation Description
Primary Audio plain text The most audible; has a high-pitched sing-songy voice; and persists for most of the song. There are parts where random other primary audio is inserted in the middle of a verse, which is written in [brackets].
Memory Audio (parentheses) The least audible; contains only regular speech; and only appears a handful of times throughout the song.
Whsiper Audio //double slashes// Occasionally audible; contains distinct whispering; and is repeated regularly until the end of the song.
Wailing Audio

quoted text

Occasionally audible; contains a single verse from the memory audio stretched out as long as the song itself; has multiple points of greater and lesser prominence; and serves as the background sound for the song.

Lyrics

MP3 of My 4 Minute Wisdom

There's a fricking shark in the sky (I have commitment issues?!)

And it's eating all the people (No! No, that's not how this works)

In the (You're the one with)

Fly (Commitment issues)

There's a fricking (I can't believe that you're even)

Door on the floor (Talking to me like this)

And it's not being friendly to those who are poor (Get out of my house! I never wanted you here to begin with!)

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

i have comm...


Yeah, if you're inside a cabinet

There's gonna be a light switch waiting for you

It's gonna kill y-

And your teachers and your frien[I think I'd just have t...]ds and everyone that you ever knew

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

...itment issues


Because you are stuck

In the closet

And you are stupid

There is no fan

There is no light

You have been robbed from your wallet

And the robber is getting away in a speedy car

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

no no thats


Yeah

You should stop

You should get [And your whole family...] a dog

Buy more cats and more fishhooks (And, unfortunately, I'm gonna have to fire you)

Then you can stop all the fires that exist (Because... your work performance just has not been up to par...)

And that is how you begin your mist (For what this company's expecting of you)

I have never come across such a rocket

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I really hope-

This is really

Stupid (Get out of my house!)

Why am I d[...ually was a hurricane!]oing this (And make sure to)

With my life (Buy a McNugget)

No one ever asked this of me (Next time you go to McDonald's!)

I have never worn a sock in the oven

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

this works


WHAT?

There's a microwave in my house? (Get out of my house!)

There wasn't a microwave in my house yesterday!

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

youre the one


And if I were to tell you

(Get out of my house!)

That the world [...sh in my fission] is not red (I have commitment issues?!)

Would you believe me (No! No, that's not how this works)

Or would you leave me on read? (You're the one with commitment issues)

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

with comm...


I just can't think that all this water (I can't believe that you're even talking to me like this)

In the ocean actually exists (Get out of my house! I never wanted you)

If I were- (Here to begin with!)

[To go blitz]

And eat [did not crack on the floor] more bananas (Get out of my house!)

In a banana sundae (Commit- commit- commit-)

This is how plastic bags are developed (Commit- commit- commit-)

In this newfound way!

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

...itment issues


In the box

In the car

In the cheese

In the blank (Get out of my house!)

No one can answer what the word is (Commit- commit- commit-)

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

i cant believe


So, remember, kids! (Commit- commit- commit-)

If you hear a beep

And then you see a nose

That is ALWAYS a sheep

And it'll hit you in the bones!

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

that youre even


SOOOOOOO, WHAT (Get out of my house!)

Are you going to do

If the fire hydrant falls on you? (Get out of my house! I have commitment issues?!)

It will be very heavy (No! No, that's not how this works)

But at least you're not being spaghettified by a black hole (You're the one with commitment issues)

And then SPIT into another universe (I can't believe that you're even)

Where you don't have any of your memory because you're just a bunch of quarks and electrons now! (Talking to me like this. Get out of my house! I never wanted you here to begin with!)

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

talking to


Anyway, as I was saying, you don't-

You didn't know (Get out of my house!)

There was a portion of this song

Where I said a swear

But I m-made it all wrong

This isn't right! You shouldn't swear on Nguhrovision

I am tired of no more fi- (Here)

Why is there a shark on my bed? (This is for you)

Why is there a sock? (Next time you're)

How many dogs do I have? (Feeling afraid)

I have counted at least eighty trillion! (You can know that)

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

me like this get out of my house


Anyways, I bet you won't believe that (I'm by your side)

I got a negative hurricane the other day! (In...this)

See, one hurricane-

What was it called? (Get out of my house!)

Milton, that's right!

It came and-and I got nothing

But the days before

And the days after

It was pouring as if there acsh- (Get out of my house!)

Why exactly did I include this in the song?

WellI'mjust gonna be speeding it up

So maybe you won't get it at all!

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

i never even wanted you


And I feel

That I have had my emotions damaged!

So severely!

And I can't-

I CAN'T LIVE ANYMOOOOOOOOORE! (Get out of my house!)

//Please, please help me... They're- they're coming after me... I- I have to get out of here... I can't... I can't do this anymore... Please... Please help... They're coming...!//

here to begin with