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== Updated “Bureaucracy Hell™ with Adnaran Characteristics” Application Process == | == Updated “Bureaucracy Hell™ with Adnaran Characteristics” Application Process == | ||
The brand-new “Bureaucracy Hell™ with Adnaran Characteristics” becomes effective at 01 February 2026. Ongoing citizenship applications extending after this date will still be done using old procedures. | The brand-new “Bureaucracy Hell™ with Adnaran Characteristics” becomes effective at 01 February 2026. Ongoing citizenship applications extending after this date will still be done using old procedures. | ||
<small>Supreme Leader will add a flowchart soon.</small> | |||
=== Required Documents === | === Required Documents === | ||
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|''no diploma; must apply using Method 2'' | |''no diploma; must apply using Method 2 and score at least 8/20 on both exams.'' | ||
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==== Proof of Language Proficiency ==== | ==== Proof of Language Proficiency ==== | ||
The '''Proof of Language Proficiency''' (<span lang="vi" dir="ltr">Chứŋ ñậŋ Thôŋ thạo Ŋôŋ ŋữ</span>) is a document that confirms the applicant can communicate with native Adnarans. The applicant must have at least a B1 (A2 for applicants who has not graduated tertiary school) proficiency on a CEFR scale in either [[w:Vietnamese_language|Vietnamese]] or [[Adnaran (language)|Adnaran]]. The Proof of Language Proficiency is obtained from standardized testing. | The '''Proof of Language Proficiency''' (<span lang="vi" dir="ltr">Chứŋ ñậŋ Thôŋ thạo Ŋôŋ ŋữ</span>) is a document that confirms the applicant can communicate with native Adnarans. The applicant must have at least a B1 (A2 for applicants who has not graduated tertiary school) proficiency on a CEFR scale in either [[w:Vietnamese_language|Vietnamese]] or [[Adnaran (language)|Adnaran]]. The Proof of Language Proficiency is obtained from standardized testing. | ||
==== Proof of Authenticity ==== | |||
For every document submitted to Adnar, a '''Proof of Authenticity''' (<span lang="vi" dir="ltr">Chứŋ ñậŋ Chuẫŋ xák</span>) must be included. The Proof of Authenticity states that the document being submitted is verified and is eligible for submitting to Adnar. | |||
The Proof of Authenticity itself also needs its own Proof of Authenticity. Much to the reader’s dismay, these sub-Proofs of Authenticity do not need another Proof of Authenticity. | |||
Revision as of 00:02, 30 January 2026
Adnaran citizenship (wốc tịch Áđ-na) can only be obtained after passing arduous trials and receiving Big Amogus’ blessing.
Updated “Bureaucracy Hell™ with Adnaran Characteristics” Application Process
The brand-new “Bureaucracy Hell™ with Adnaran Characteristics” becomes effective at 01 February 2026. Ongoing citizenship applications extending after this date will still be done using old procedures.
Supreme Leader will add a flowchart soon.
Required Documents
In the standard procedure applicable for the typical applicant, the applicant must produce an original of the following four Proofs when submitting the Citizenship Application Form. It is advisable to have the Proofs ready before applying. All documents must be unexpired at the time of applying.
- Proof of Birth
- Proof of Health
- Proof of Education
- Proof of Language Proficiency
- One Proof of Authenticity for each submitted Proof, including a Proof of Authenticity for each of these Proofs of Authenticity.
Proof of Birth
A Proof of Birth (Chứŋ ñậŋ Xiñ) is a document that confirms the applicant has been given birth. Contrary to popular belief, merely existing is not enough evidence for being given birth; the birth has to be proven by empirical means.
Listed below are common ways to produce a Proof of Birth for a human / humanoid applicant. Other methods will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
- Method 1:
A birth certificate from both the applicant and the person who gave birth to the applicant (in the vast majority of cases that is the applicant’s mother; if this person is somehow not the applicant’s mother, e.g. Sirenguard incubator birth, the facility responsible for the birth must produce an attestation to the applicant’s birth).
- Method 2:
The umbilical cord of the applicant. A 1 mm-thick section will be cut from it and genetic tests are done and matched with the applicant. For this case, in addition to a Proof of Birth, the applicant also obtains a Proof of Biometry.
- Method 3:
One or more deities who are willing to attest that they have given birth to or created the applicant. Adnar makes no attempt to verify this claim, but should the applicant ever be found to have a non-deity birther, their citizenship will be annulled.
Proof of Health
A Proof of Health (Chứŋ ñậŋ Xứk khõe) is a document that confirms the applicant is free from aliments that would cause problems within the Adnaran public health. The Proof of Health is a medical report taken by a qualified practitioner at a qualified hospital.
To be accepted for a Proof of Health, the health check must include a stool test, a blood test, and a chest X-ray, and be less than 2 weeks old at the time of applying for Adnaran citizenship. A healthy applicant is considered to be negative to sexually-transmitted diseases, parasites, Ŋovid-19, morbid obesity, ███, and pale infestation.
Proof of Education
A Proof of Education (Chứŋ ñậŋ Dáo dụk) is a document that confirms the applicant is educated enough for their age to be a citizen of Adnar. The Proof of Education may be obtained in two ways:
- Method 1:
Provide the highest-leveled diploma from a qualified general-curriculum school or university. The minimum diploma is determined by the applicant’s age bracket.
| Age bracket | Minimum diploma |
|---|---|
| age ∈ [0, 9) | no diploma; must apply using Method 2 and score at least 8/20 on both exams. |
| age ∈ [9, 13) | primary school (grade 5/12) |
| age ∈ [10, 18) | secondary school (grade 9/12) |
| age ∈ [16, +∞) | tertiary school (grade 12/12) |
- Method 2:
The applicant who does not have the required diploma in Method 1 must take two exams: maths and science, in their native language. Each exam has 20 written questions in ascending difficulty, ranging from kindergarten (e.g. what’s 9 + 10?) all the way to differential equations. In both exams, the grade is taken as the hardest question they solved while also correctly solving every question easier than it. If the applicant’s grade is too low for their age bracket in Method 1, they can not apply for Adnaran citizenship and must redo both tests later or get an actual diploma.
Proof of Language Proficiency
The Proof of Language Proficiency (Chứŋ ñậŋ Thôŋ thạo Ŋôŋ ŋữ) is a document that confirms the applicant can communicate with native Adnarans. The applicant must have at least a B1 (A2 for applicants who has not graduated tertiary school) proficiency on a CEFR scale in either Vietnamese or Adnaran. The Proof of Language Proficiency is obtained from standardized testing.
Proof of Authenticity
For every document submitted to Adnar, a Proof of Authenticity (Chứŋ ñậŋ Chuẫŋ xák) must be included. The Proof of Authenticity states that the document being submitted is verified and is eligible for submitting to Adnar.
The Proof of Authenticity itself also needs its own Proof of Authenticity. Much to the reader’s dismay, these sub-Proofs of Authenticity do not need another Proof of Authenticity.
List of Citizens
| Legal Name | Date of Citizenship Acquisation | Passport Identification Number
(or lack thereof) |
Place of Baptism |
|---|---|---|---|
| Big Amogus | Unknown | Not baptized | |
| Adnagaporp | 11 August 2025 | Unknown | Big Amogus Himself |
| Chronos Chronosify2 Crohn’s Disease | 18 September 2025 | 0925-XESC-8373
|
Not baptized[1] |
| Suqi | 26 October 2025 | 235F–SUQI–64A8
|
Adnar embassy in Coldba |
| Dark Oak Farm That Also Happens To Be Able To Farm Pale Oak | 1 November 2025 | (No passport) | Adnagaporp |
| Chimpnary Feet | 4 November 2025 | Unknown | Unknown |
| Adnamobile I | 9 November 2025 | (No passport) | Big Amogus statue in Đoòng Sơn cavern |
| Adnamobile II | 24 November 2025 | (No passport) | Big Amogus Himself, mid-air |
| Gulf Hegemony Destroyer | 1 December 2025 | (No passport) | Adnagaporp |
| Shelf Rainworld | 6 December 2025 | 124A–SFRW–12D4
|
Adnar embassy in Yazka |
| Adnamobile III | 14 December 2025 | (No passport) | Big Amogus statue in Đoòng Sơn cavern |
| Kitas Mextim | 14 December 2025 | Unknown | Big Amogus statue in Đoòng Sơn cavern |
| Propaganda Boi | Unknown | Unknown | Unknown |
- ↑ Chronos to this date is the only Adnaran citizen to not get baptized.