Parkɚ Ŋolar Probe: Difference between revisions
Created page with "The '''Parkɚ Ŋolar Probe''', named after the {{wp|Parker Solar Probe}}, is a relay station on the shuttle ''C’ileya'', which is in close orbit around Nguhcraft's sun. It was launched by New Maeksikeo on June 19, 2026. ==Activities== Originally, the probe was intended to be a weapon of mass destruction<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1377192443241435166/1501593793999147049 Captain's Chair broadcast on the launch]</ref> loaded with eno..." |
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However, [[Astaryuu]] regretted contributing to the arms race via the ''C’ileya''. Due to the treaty signed on May 8, 2026, the relativistic missiles intended to be loaded alongside the Parkɚ Ŋolar Probe were quietly removed before launch.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1502188708168990761 Astaryuu's confirmation that the probe is not a WMD]</ref> This also means New Maeksikeo would take a much longer time to achieve usable WMD status, as repairs on any other ''Maeksikeo''-adjacent spacecraft (such as the ''Paerub'' shuttle) would take significantly longer. | However, [[Astaryuu]] regretted contributing to the arms race via the ''C’ileya''. Due to the treaty signed on May 8, 2026, the relativistic missiles intended to be loaded alongside the Parkɚ Ŋolar Probe were quietly removed before launch.<ref>[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1502188708168990761 Astaryuu's confirmation that the probe is not a WMD]</ref> This also means New Maeksikeo would take a much longer time to achieve usable WMD status, as repairs on any other ''Maeksikeo''-adjacent spacecraft (such as the ''Paerub'' shuttle) would take significantly longer. | ||
As it stands, the probe is merely meant to investigate the ŋolar system, and potentially serve as a relay station to make contact with the Kardonian Empire. | |||
Revision as of 15:31, 23 July 2026
The Parkɚ Ŋolar Probe, named after the Parker Solar Probe, is a relay station on the shuttle C’ileya, which is in close orbit around Nguhcraft's sun. It was launched by New Maeksikeo on June 19, 2026.
Activities
Originally, the probe was intended to be a weapon of mass destruction[1] loaded with enough relativistic missiles to nuke every capital on Nguhcraft. It would have launched in mid-May. It was intended to extend the concept of mutually assured destruction to the entire ŋearth, as New Maeksikeo intended to nuke anyone who launches a nume.
However, Astaryuu regretted contributing to the arms race via the C’ileya. Due to the treaty signed on May 8, 2026, the relativistic missiles intended to be loaded alongside the Parkɚ Ŋolar Probe were quietly removed before launch.[2] This also means New Maeksikeo would take a much longer time to achieve usable WMD status, as repairs on any other Maeksikeo-adjacent spacecraft (such as the Paerub shuttle) would take significantly longer.
As it stands, the probe is merely meant to investigate the ŋolar system, and potentially serve as a relay station to make contact with the Kardonian Empire.