Infra-Kashubian
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Infra-Kashubian, also refered to as Infrakashubian is a language on the ŋuhmetic spectrum with language juice denser than God-approved languages. It comes imiedietly after Kashubian[1] on the spectrum.
Phonology
Due to its language juice density, Infrakashubian gravitionaly influences other languages. This causes the phonology of other languages to sometimes bleed into that of Infrakashubian. The chance to affect the phonology is described in procentages, and it follows this formula: x kilometers of ditance to the nearest native speaker from any native speaker of Infrakashubian × the number of speakers of a given language × 10−20. Since Infrakashubian has no native speakers this feature is ommited.
Vowels
Vowel shifts from Kashubian to Infrakashubian
| Vowels (Kashubian) | Front | Central | Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| Close | i | u | |
| Close-mid | e | o | |
| Middle | ə | ||
| Open-mid | ε | ɞ | ɔ |
| Open | a | ||
| Nasalized | ã | õ | |
| Prelabialized | wε | wʉ |
- Lenghtnening of normal vowels to 143% of the previous durration of speach before voiced consonants (VCvoiced > V:Cvoiced)
- ã õ > ɛ̃ ũ in open end syllables
- Unrounded long vowels become rounded and their durration is decressed by the durration of their short counterpart (i: e: ε: a: > y̆ ø̆ œ̆ ɶ̆)
- Rounded long vowels explode: in 92 most commonly used words they will become unrounded and transition to creaky voiced (ɞ: u: o: ɔ: > ɜ̰ ɯ̰ ɤ̰ ʌ̰), while in other words they undergo the Great Vowel Shift (ɞ: u: o: ɔ: > t aʊ̯ u: əʊ̯). Notice that after the Great Vowel Shift ɞ: dies and becomes a cross (with a tail!).
- t gets longer in stressed syllables (t > ʈ). Freak.
- ə: rotates (ə: > :e). That means that it geminates the previous consonant.
- The speaker draws 3 cards.
- Shoot ɞ again it ain't dead yet (ɞ > ɐ̰̃ˠ)[2]
- u: > ʉ in open syllables
- u: > uw
- The vowel space melts: all normal vowels move down, but a is raised due to thermal pipe effect and ɔ becomes aɔ̯ (i e ε a ə u o ɔ > e ε a ə o ɔ aɔ̯)
- ə expands, becomes i in stressed positions and u in unstressed positions.
| Vowels (Infrakashubian) | Front | Central | Back |
|---|---|---|---|
| Close | i y̆ | u ɯ̰ aʊ̯ | |
| Close-mid | e ø̆ | o ɤ̰ uw ʉ | |
| Middle | :e | ||
| Open-mid | ε œ̆ | ɐ̰̃ˠ ɜ̰ t ʈ | aɔ̯ ʌ̰ əʊ̯ |
| Open | a ɶ̆ | ||
| Nasalized | ɛ̃ | ã | õ ũ |
| Prelabialized | wε | wʉ |
Orthography
The Infra-Kashubian language is written with the Toli script.
Grammar
Crimes against God in progress...
Refrences
- ↑ The Russian Wikipedia is suprisngly the most throughout article about the Kashubian language. English Wikipedia is flawed in that regard, and Polish one is terrible. And, well, Kashubian Wikipedia itself is...as usual.
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf0rZip-_HI