Hydratic Republic of Lyrcynthinia

Lyrcynthinia
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Capital city	Eville
Demonym	(Ŋational) Lyrcynthinian, Lyrcynthine (Eville) Evillan (Fucking) Fucker
Government	Trimachinatriarchic State
the Three Machinatrices	Sınthı Prham
Kethrhin Lır
Lırh Er
Official languages	Inish
ISO-3166-1/2	LY
ISO-3166-1/3	LYR
Currency	Diamonds (XCC)
National broadcaster	Fucking-Eville News Agency

Lyrcynthinia (/lɪɹsɪnˈθɪniə/; Inish: Lirhsinthır̃ı /ɫɪʀsɪ̃t̪ĩr̃i/) is a ŋation in west Archipelagia, bordered by the Evil Scamming Country, the Evil Sqamming Country, Trévandroumélisse-Frossantiquervrâssonne-d’Prévallondurévrenne-en-Mijonnâ-Tourvléssourinde-pralondure-Méllontrévresse-Vrassédrinourde, and the Hertskomestat Syndicate. It is owned by kaw57.

Species

Felines

Felines are a bipedal species seeming to have evolved from an unknown species of wildcats. Felines are, on average, noticeably shorter than humans, with an average height of roughly 1.51 meters. A feline's tail is usually 75% as long as they are tall, and serves multiple functions, from helping with balance to expressing emotions. Their paws have 4 fingers, one of which functioning similarly to a human's thumb; their feet have 4 toes. Their fingers and their toes have retractable claws; in social situations, they will usually be retracted; extending one's claws is generally perceived as a threat. Their natural fur color is in the range of light blue-gray to black with dark markings similar to that of a fakeworld leopard; these markings are difficult to see in dark-furred individuals. Their eye color usually correlates with their fur color: blue-gray felines usually have blue eyes, and black felines usually have orange eyes. However, some individuals have different eye colors than would be expected from their fur color, or expected at all; for example, a dark gray feline's eyes would typically be a dirty orange, but one may have red eyes instead. The color of their eye describes their sclerae; they do not have irides. Their eyes are nearly perfectly circular, with pupils taking the form of vertical slits.

Despite being bipedal, felines will often run on all-fours; this allows them to run much faster than humans. They are both carnivorous and fungivorous, but cannot derive enough nutrients from plant matter to sustain themselves with, thus making them not omnivorous.

Kobolds

Kobolds are a bipedal species which evolved from dragons. They are cold-blooded, often staying away from the cold regions of the ŋation. An average kobold is approximately 2.16 meters in height, making them taller than humans on average. Their skeletons have wingbones, despite the fact no kobold has wings; this is likely a remnant of the dragons they evolved from. Their tails are typically around 30% as long as they are tall. Their snouts are long and wide; their horns take the form of helically-bent cones and are often adorned with jewelery. They have 4-fingered claws, with one finger being on the side and functioning as a thumb. Their feet have 5 toes, 3 of which attached to the front of the foot and 2 of which are attached to the back. Their scales are dark, with males having more warmly-colored scales and females having more coolly-colored scales. Their horns are usually a similar color to their scales, just much lighter. Very rarely, a kobold's claws will be a different color to their horns. Their eyes are shaped like pointed ovals, similarly to those of humans; their eyes are commonly red or orange in males, or violet or blue in females; however, other colors are also observed, and some individuals have an eye color associated with the opposite sex. The eye color describes their irides, which usually form circles despite their very thin vertical pupils; the sclerae are black in healthy individuals, with other sclera colors being indicative of illness.

They are more naturally proficient in magic compared to most other sapient species, likely owing to having evolved from dragons. Kobolds are strictly carnivorous, being unable to derive a usable quantity of nutrients from plant or fungal matter.

Locations

Eville

Eville (/ˈiːvɪl/; Inish: Ivil /ˈivɪɫ/) is the southernmost settlement and capital of Lyrcynthinia. It features four buildings and has an awe-inspiring skyline. The majority of Eville residents are felines.

Eville skyline

Eville is directly connected to the Evil Scamming Country and Fucking by the Evil Line.

Eville Underground

The Eville Underground is forbidden. Do not seek an entrance. The Eville Underground does not have a majority species, for it is a lifeless place.

Fucking

Fucking (/ˈfəkɪŋ/; Inish: Hogig̃ /ˈhəkɪ̃/) is the northernmost settlement of Lyrcynthinia. It is at the foot of a volcano. The majority of Fucking residents are kobolds.

Fucking is directly connected to Eville and the Đoòng Sơn Cavern in Adnar by the Evil Line.