Infra-Kashubian

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Infra-Kashubian, also refered to as Infrakashubian is a language on the ŋuhmetic spectrum with language juice denser than God-approved languages. It comes imiedietly after Kashubian on the spectrum.

Phonology

Due to its language juice density, Infrakashubian gravitionaly influences other languages. This causes the phonology of other languages to sometimes bleed into that of Infrakashubian. The chance to affect the phonology is described in procentages, and it follows this formula: x kilometers of ditance to the nearest native speaker from any native speaker of Infrakashubian × the number of speakers of a given language × 10⁻²⁰. Since Infrakashubian has no native speakers this feature is ommited.

Vowels

Vowel shifts from Kashubian to Infrakashubian

Vowels (Kashubian)	Front	Central	Back
Close	i		u
Close-mid	e		o
Middle		ə
Open-mid	ε	ɞ	ɔ
Open		a
Nasalized		ã	õ
Prelabialized	wε		wʉ

1. Lenghtnening of normal vowels to 143% of the previous durration of speach before voiced consonants (VC_voiced > V:C_voiced)
2. ã õ > ɛ̃ ũ in open end syllables
3. Unrounded long vowels become rounded and their durration is decressed by the durration of their short counterpart (i: e: ε: a: > y̆ ø̆ œ̆ ɶ̆)
4. Rounded long vowels explode: in 92 most commonly used words they will become unrounded and transition to creaky voiced (ɞ: u: o: ɔ: > ɜ̰ ɯ̰ ɤ̰ ʌ̰), while in other words they undergo the Great Vowel Shift (ɞ: u: o: ɔ: > t aʊ̯ u: əʊ̯). Notice that after the Great Vowel Shift ɞ: dies and becomes a cross (with a tail!).
5. t gets longer in stressed syllables (t > ʈ). Freak.
6. ə: rotates (ə: > :e). That means that it geminates the previous consonant.
7. The speaker draws 3 cards.
8. Shoot ɞ again it ain't dead yet (ɞ > ɐ̰̃ˠ)
9. u: > ʉ in open syllables
10. u: > u^w
11. The vowel space melts: all normal vowels move down, but a is raised due to thermal pipe effect and ɔ becomes aɔ̯ (i e ε a ə u o ɔ > e ε a ə o ɔ aɔ̯)
12. ə expands, becomes i in stressed positions and u in unstressed positions.
13. Front vowels become long next to voiced consonants, but only those that have an unvoiced counterpart (i y̆ e ø̆ ε œ̆ ɛ̃ ^wε > i: y e: ø ε: œ ɛ̃: ^wε:)
14. Long vowels diapthonagonize (i: e: ε: ɛ̃: ^wε: > ia ɛɪ ai ãũ ^weɪ)
15. ã dies of old age, but scribes its nasalization to her good friend, :e, who replaces her in her role of being nasal in previously ã positions (:e > :ẽ)
16. Fearing death, õ invests in Australian Trade Stock. Dies of a stroke in 1984 and his nasalization is equaly distributed to o and e (õ > õ_half ẽ_half)

Vowels (Infrakashubian)	Front	Central	Back
Close	i y̆ ia y		u ɯ̰ aʊ̯
Close-mid	e ø̆ ɛɪ ø		o ɤ̰ uw ʉ
Middle		:e
Open-mid	ε œ̆ ai œ	ɐ̰̃ˠ ɜ̰ t ʈ	aɔ̯ ʌ̰ əʊ̯
Open		a ɶ̆
Nasalized	ɛ̃ ãũ	:ẽ	õhalf ẽhalf ũ
Prelabialized	wε weɪ		wʉ

Orthography

The Infra-Kashubian language is written with the Toli script.

Grammar

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