M'agma Aumbus

The M'agma Aumbus (available on Amazon for $2,549.99 USD) is a book of wisdom written by I. The wisdom in the book is concentrated to such a high degree that it has single-handedly guided the history of Nguhcraft. The M'agma Aumbus was originally written in the Evil Scamming Language and later translated into the Ikai Taa dialects and English. The origin of this book, much like that of its author, is unknown.

Some quotes from the readers of this book:

"It is all advice, every time." –Suqi
"Þe beste booke ofe wisdomse þou wille evere neede!" –definitely not Rouxls Kaard
"Grindlesnurtn't" –Fin
"This book invented evil, scamming, and languages" –Chronos
"If I had known the contents of this book as a child, the Old Kingdom never would have fallen." –Agamashuya I
"Stupid, stinky, and dirty." –Gu Sabah