StemonWasHere
StemonWasHere (Sirenguarded Thai: Štīhmœ̀n Wœ̄htcīah /sà.ˈtīː.mɔ̂n ˈwɔ̄ːt̚.t͡ɕʰīa̯ː/, English: Stemon Worshere /sˈtiːmən ˈwɔɹʃjə/) is the president of Sirenguard Autonomous District.
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| Life | |
| Born | 17 February 2024 |
| Other | |
| Pronouns | any |
| Other names | Štīhmœ̀n Wœ̄htcīah Stemon Worshere |
| Occupations | President of the Sirenguard Autonomous District |
| Nationality | Imerchali |
Early life
Stemon Worshere (Born Stemon Colrest) was born on 17 February 2024. He has a twin sister Cindy Colrest which he "tried to kill in the womb" but unsuccessful, and thus, was born alongside him. Although the whereabouts of Cindy is unknown. After his unsuccesful attempt at assasinating his sister, his mother grew protective of her, which made him distance himself from his mother, a siren named Rose Colrest, by changing his last name from Colrest to Worshere (From "was here"), and dying his hair from pink to yellow.
Founding of Sirenguard
He took a few of his men and migrated north to settle in the middle of the sea, but he accidentally /warp spawn'd before he has /sethome'd and thus, lost the original raft. He then migrated north again and made a platform on the shallow water unknowingly off the shore of Parkow. It was only when he turned up his render distance that he realized that his "Insula Isola" isn't that isolated. He then followed Annwan's suggestion that he had refused at first to move on to the island then known as Prefecture of Echnépelle. According to the Colrestian lore, he "was plagued with monsters from the sea" and "Rose Colrest came to protect him from the sea ghosts until he has settled." There, he set up a couple of overground settlements and a mine. Until he had discovered that his island was too small, so the only way to expand is downwards and expand the mine. Later on, he discovered that he rarely went up onto the overground, so he decided to demolish and move everything underground. To honor his mother, he named the island "Sirenguard".
Tomfooleries
Stemon is a known troublemaker. Though unlike Suqi, his hazards are more severe in magnitudes. Such hazards includes but is not limited to:
- Escorting Lêdyew Čilya from Vilantnen back to Sirenguard
- Creating Sirenguard
- Building an entire Cenrail line incompletely and accidentally invaded Twirne.
- Bed-bombing the Nether
- Constantly pesters Annwan
And much more.
Translations
- Toki Pona: jan Satemonwasija /jan ˈsa.te.mon.wa.si.ja/