Units of bullshit

The Breel is a unit coined by Suwi of Coldba. It was created in the Bullshit Metric, or BSM, where the Breel measures bullshit, for the sake of accurate comparison. 0 Breels is completely legitimate, while 1 Breel represents "a lot of BS".

If someone claims that their claim has a negative number of Breels, then that is taken as a factual statement. However, negative Breels represent a higher number than any positive number, much like temperature. While -1 Breel > ∞ Breels, both are complete bullshit.

Bullshitologists are not expected to ever give a claim that does not claim its own Breel value a negative number of Breels, and should not verify such a number of Breels if so.

The Bullshit Ruler in Coldba is a symbol of the Bullshit Metric. However, with it currently not built, the only person who can verifiably determine the number of Breels something has is Suwi, who requires 5 Petrified Oak Slabs as payment for this service.

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