Send me a Nuke

Send me a Nuke refers to the anomalous e-mail address sendme@a.nuke.gg. Despite being controlled from an unknown location, it has access to a vast stockpile of Weapons of Mass Destruction, and will send one to the send location of any e-mail it receives within roughly three days. It was originally linked to cancle@a.nuke.gg, allowing the sender to cancel if they had not intended for this, but that address is now defunct. This has caused multiple interŋational incidents. Currently, the e-mail no longer sends nukes, as it was hacked by Enkavak following the Propaganda Boi bombing. Any e-mails sent are now reported to Atlantic authorities.

Incidents

Adnagaporp mass e-mail

On New Years‘ Eve 2026, Adnagaporp sent an e-mail of a bass-boosted 10 hour song to every e-mail address in the multiverse, thus including sendme@a.nuke.gg and triggering its protocol for the first known time. Adnar managed to avoid being annihilated by sacrificing 50 million Amoguses to eat the nuke, then shipping the radioactive package out of the country.

Saquaaca mass e-mail

On 2/2/2026, Saquaaca Vilderu sent an e-mail to every e-mail address in the multiverse, other than those which had implemented spam filters following the previous mass e-mail incidents. In this, he demanded tribute from every ŋation or their complete destruction. This was a prelude to the later events of World War 2, as ŋations refused or failed to answer. The sendme@a.nuke.gg address was thus triggered again.

Propaganda Boi bombing

On 10/4/2026, Adnaran celebrity Propaganda Boi sent an e-mail to sendme@a.nuke.gg while standing in front of Makdonulds in Enkavak, in an act of attempted sabotage due to anger over the Makdonulds v Adnagaporp lawsuit. The e-mail went as follows: 𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕 𒆠 𒉈 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 enkavak 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠 𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 enkavak 𒁍 𒍑 𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴 𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀 𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠 𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒋳 𒈠 [𒆷] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗 𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎 𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠 𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋼 𒈨 𒊭 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠 𒊑 𒀀 𒉿 𒇷 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒅗 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒋛 𒅀 𒈠 𒄩 𒊑 𒅎 𒀸 𒁍 𒊏 𒄠 𒈠 𒌅 𒈨 𒄿 𒊭 𒄠 𒈠 𒄿 𒈾 𒂵 𒂵 𒅈 𒈾 𒀝 enkavak enkavak enkavak.

sendme@a.nuke.gg followed its usual protocol and sent nukes to Enkavak, which were destroyed by the Atlantic missile defence system. Adnar refused to hand over Propaganda Boi for his actions, beginning the Ŋafrican Nuclear Crisis.

Post-takeover messages

Since the takeover of the address by Enkavak, several more e-mails were sent to it, with the relevant location data, addresses and IP information catalogued by Atlantic authorities, and no nukes sent. On 1/5/2026, it led Atlantic authorities into studying the anomalous e-mail address of Náw.