Howard
| Howard | |
|---|---|
| File:I'll get one soon Carl Cafaceu's 100% real appearance | |
| Life | |
| Born | 25 December 4 BCE[1] |
| Died | 2 November 2026 |
| Other | |
| Pronouns | N/A. Howard is referred to by Howard's name only. |
| Nationality | Śahanic |
Howard is a small stuffed raccoon that is the Quing, Prime Minister, President, Dictator, High Priest, and Judges (all of them) of Tocjaǵa Śahan. Howard is not known to talk to the people, and instead speaks through a representative. This is, in canon, because Howard is a massive stoner and doesn't want to leave Howard's room.
On 2 November 2026, Howard died from mysterious circumstances.
List of Representatives of Howard
- Carl Not-Cafaceu, from Tocjaǵa Śahan's inception to 1 January 2025.
- Nico St. Damian, from 1 January 2025 to 2 Novemver 2026.
Footnotes
- ↑ See also Jesus of Nazareth