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[[File:Bad to the Land.png|thumb|Borders of Bad to the Land]]
[[File:Bad to the Land.png|thumb|Borders of Bad to the Land]]
'''Bad to the Land''', named after the 1982 song [[w:Bad_to_the_Bone|Bad to the Bone]] due to its badlands biome, is a territory of the [[Realm of Madness]] in [[Cornertopia]]. [[Ovvú Jičeiñŋã]] has expressed interest in establishing a terracotta monopoly as it owns land in the same biome<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1298005170382307339</ref>. The Realm of Madness considers this especially concerning since the amount of badlands biomes in [[Nguhcraft]] is dwindling, and the largest of said biome is under [[UŊESCO]] protection. To combat this, the Realm of Madness established this territory around a mountain range in order to secure access to large quantities of natural terracotta for itself and outsiders if the other badlands biomes were to become inaccessible.
'''Bad to the Land''', named after the 1982 song [[w:Bad_to_the_Bone|Bad to the Bone]] due to its badlands biome, is the furthest territory of [[Coldba (Cuba)]], located in the northern desert tip of [[Tardigradia]]. Bad to the Land was originally claimed by the [[Realm of Madness]] under [[Suwi]], but gifted it to Coldba, then under the reign of [[KateThePanPlate]].  


The motto of Bad to the Land is [https://mc.nguh.org/w/images/2/25/Bad-to-the-bone.mp3 the riff from Bad to the Bone].
The motto of Bad to the Land is [https://mc.nguh.org/w/images/2/25/Bad-to-the-bone.mp3 the riff from Bad to the Bone].
== Government ==
 
The government of the Realm of Madness in Bad to the Land contains equal power to the mainland with the added rule that structures are not allowed to be built in the terracotta mountains.
== History ==
Bad to the Land was claimed due to the increasing rarity of free sand in the [[ŋorld]]. Larger ŋations becan claiming what few deserts the ŋorld had, which was not helped by the [[Ŋəri2na|Ŋəri2na Reserve]] which had prohibited any access to the ŋorld's largest desert. At this time, Bad to the Land neighbored only [[Ovvú Jičeiñŋã|Tsiccengair]], a now-defunct ŋation, on its northwest side which had expressed interest in establishing a terracotta monopoly<ref>https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1298005170382307339</ref>. Bad to the Land was meant to remain closed until there were no more wild deserts from crowding, whereupon it would be open to the public to mine for free.
 
Bad to the Land was eventually given to Coldba (Cuba) as part of the Realm of Madness' downsizing during its [[Realm of Madness#Srenovations Period|Srenovations Period.]] Under Coldba, Bad to the Land was expanded to include a greater amount of sand to the east and opened all of its eastern territory to the public. Coldba later became a [[FERRA]] member because of Bad to the Land's proximity.
 
After [[Ann]] was replaced with Suwi as leader of Coldba, Suwi opened all of Bad to the Land for public use.
 
== Residents ==
[[w:Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir|Ea-nāṣir]] was given immediate citizenship to the Realm of Madness and now lives in Bad to the Land, continuing his business of selling low-quality copper.
 
== Bad to the Land Anthem ==
On June 27th, 2025, Suwi wrote a parody of Bad to the Bone referencing mining and using resources from Bad to the Land. The lyrics are as follows:<blockquote>''On the day I spawned there''
 
''The monsters all gathered square''
 
''And they gazed in wide wonder''
 
''At the land I'd left bare''
 
''Enderman spoke up''
 
''Said, "This guy's got sand"''
 
''He could tell right away''
 
''That I was bad to the land''
 
 
''Bad to the land''
 
''Bad to the land''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''Bad to the land''
 
 
''I razed a thousand chunks''
 
''For glass for my view''
 
''I'll raze a thousand more, baby''
 
''Before I am through''
 
''I wanna build a city, baby''
 
''For that I need sand''
 
''So much it's not even funny''
 
''So, I'm bad to the land''
 
 
''Bad to the land''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''Bad to the land''
 
 
''I'll resel terracotta''
 
''And I'll make a good honest deal''
 
''I won't scam a single soul ;)''
 
''But I'll make Ea-Nāṣir squeal''
 
''I wanna build a city, baby''
 
''For that I need sand''
 
''So much it's not even funny''
 
''So, I'm bad to the land''
 
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''Bad to the land''
 
 
''Now when they walk my streets''
 
''Quings and PMs admire''
 
''Every persəŋ I meet''
 
''They all say "I'm inspired!"''
 
''I wanna build a city, baby''
 
''For that I need sand''
 
''So much it's not even funny''
 
''So, I'm bad to the land''
 
 
''Bad to the land''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''B-B-B-B-Bad''
 
''Woo, bad to the land''</blockquote>


== References ==
== References ==

Latest revision as of 18:08, 7 September 2025

Borders of Bad to the Land

Bad to the Land, named after the 1982 song Bad to the Bone due to its badlands biome, is the furthest territory of Coldba (Cuba), located in the northern desert tip of Tardigradia. Bad to the Land was originally claimed by the Realm of Madness under Suwi, but gifted it to Coldba, then under the reign of KateThePanPlate.

The motto of Bad to the Land is the riff from Bad to the Bone.

History

Bad to the Land was claimed due to the increasing rarity of free sand in the ŋorld. Larger ŋations becan claiming what few deserts the ŋorld had, which was not helped by the Ŋəri2na Reserve which had prohibited any access to the ŋorld's largest desert. At this time, Bad to the Land neighbored only Tsiccengair, a now-defunct ŋation, on its northwest side which had expressed interest in establishing a terracotta monopoly[1]. Bad to the Land was meant to remain closed until there were no more wild deserts from crowding, whereupon it would be open to the public to mine for free.

Bad to the Land was eventually given to Coldba (Cuba) as part of the Realm of Madness' downsizing during its Srenovations Period. Under Coldba, Bad to the Land was expanded to include a greater amount of sand to the east and opened all of its eastern territory to the public. Coldba later became a FERRA member because of Bad to the Land's proximity.

After Ann was replaced with Suwi as leader of Coldba, Suwi opened all of Bad to the Land for public use.

Residents

Ea-nāṣir was given immediate citizenship to the Realm of Madness and now lives in Bad to the Land, continuing his business of selling low-quality copper.

Bad to the Land Anthem

On June 27th, 2025, Suwi wrote a parody of Bad to the Bone referencing mining and using resources from Bad to the Land. The lyrics are as follows:

On the day I spawned there

The monsters all gathered square

And they gazed in wide wonder

At the land I'd left bare

Enderman spoke up

Said, "This guy's got sand"

He could tell right away

That I was bad to the land


Bad to the land

Bad to the land

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the land


I razed a thousand chunks

For glass for my view

I'll raze a thousand more, baby

Before I am through

I wanna build a city, baby

For that I need sand

So much it's not even funny

So, I'm bad to the land


Bad to the land

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the land


I'll resel terracotta

And I'll make a good honest deal

I won't scam a single soul ;)

But I'll make Ea-Nāṣir squeal

I wanna build a city, baby

For that I need sand

So much it's not even funny

So, I'm bad to the land


B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Bad to the land


Now when they walk my streets

Quings and PMs admire

Every persəŋ I meet

They all say "I'm inspired!"

I wanna build a city, baby

For that I need sand

So much it's not even funny

So, I'm bad to the land


Bad to the land

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

B-B-B-B-Bad

Woo, bad to the land

References

  1. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/767569743229747220/1298005170382307339
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