W.D. Ngaster

W.D. Ngaster
Hypothesized appearance of W.D. Ngaster

Not to be confused with W.D. Gaster (chicken) or W.D. Gaster (Undertale).

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W.D. Ngaster is an elusive figure within^[?] Nguhcraft who has never been directly encountered. Knowledge of his existence comes only from the giant obsidian obelisks he has erected and notes written by him on the inside of them. Most of the notes have 4 signs arranged in a cyclical formation, so the intended order is not perfectly clear. This article writes the notes in the order believed to be most accurate, though W.D. Ngaster is free to correct any mistakes made.

Northwest Spawn Obelisk

The hyper Squwither built on the Northwest Spawn Obelisk featuring Sq's and Suwi's heads.

The first obelisk believed to be erected by W.D. Ngaster is close to the Leshrail Roof Spawn station in the northwest direction. Inside was the text:

💧︎☟︎✌︎👎︎⚐︎🕈︎💧︎ (SHADOWS)

👍︎🕆︎❄︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ (CUTTING)

☞︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎ (FOREVER)

👌︎☼︎⚐︎✌︎👎︎☜︎☼︎ (BROADER)

This obelisk was vandalized during the acts of silliness following the creation of W.D. Gaster, the chicken. A sign saying "vandalism" and several heads were placed on the obelisk. A ladder, and netherrack stairs were built to reach its top which players would use to shoot others on the ground.

Southeast Spawn Obelisk

The second obelisk known to have appeared may not have been built by W.D. Ngaster, as indicated by his notes inside. It was erected in the southeast of Leshrail Roof spawn.

💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎ (SOMEONE)

☜︎☼︎☜︎👍︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ (ERECTED)

✌︎☠︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ (ANOTHER)

⚐︎👌︎☜︎☹︎✋︎💧︎😐︎ (OBELISK)

Southwest Spawn Obelisk

This third obelisk in the Leshrail Roof spawn region was believed to be a response to the vandalism of the northwest spawn obelisk. It included text not only inside the tower but at its top as well, possibly resulting from the knowledge that people were climbing to the top of them. The text written inside is the following:

😐︎✋︎☠︎👎︎☹︎✡︎ (KINDLY)

👎︎☜︎💧︎✋︎💧︎❄︎ (DESIST)

🕈︎✌︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎☠︎ (WANTON)

☼︎⚐︎☝︎🕆︎☜︎💧︎ (ROGUES)

The text written on the top is the following, featuring foul language from the mysterious entity:

✌︎☠︎👎︎ 🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ 👎︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 🕆︎🏱︎ (AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING UP)

☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ 💧︎✌︎✞︎✌︎☝︎☜︎ ✋︎👎︎✋︎⚐︎❄︎💧︎ (HERE SAVAGE IDIOTS)

🕈︎ 👎︎ ☠︎☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ (W D NGASTER)

This was the first time Ngaster's name was revealed as the creator of the obelisks.

Gold Farm Obelisk

This obelisk was built close to the Nāroňpār gold farm which also features a Leshrail Roof station. The interior reads:

🕆︎❄︎✋︎☹︎✋︎💧︎☜︎ (UTILISE)

☜︎☠︎👎︎☹︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ (ENDLESS)

👎︎✋︎✞︎☜︎☼︎💧︎☜︎ (DIVERSE)

💣︎☜︎❄︎☟︎⚐︎👎︎💧︎ (METHODS)

The top reads:

✌︎💧︎ 🏱︎☜︎☼︎ 💣︎✡︎ 🏱︎☼︎☜︎✞︎✋︎⚐︎🕆︎💧︎ 💣︎☜︎💧︎💧︎✌︎☝︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ (AS PER MY PREVIOUS MESSAGE YOUR)

🏱︎☼︎☜︎💧︎☜︎☠︎👍︎☜︎ ✌︎❄︎⚐︎🏱︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ 💣︎⚐︎☠︎🕆︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ (PRESENCE ATOP THIS MONUMENT IS)

🕆︎☠︎🕈︎☜︎☹︎👍︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎👎︎📬︎ 😐︎✋︎☠︎👎︎☹︎✡︎ ☼︎☜︎☞︎☼︎✌︎✋︎☠︎📬︎ 🕈︎ 👎︎ ☠︎☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ (UNWELCOMED. KINDLY REFRAIN. W D NGASTER)

It later had to have buttons placed on top by other players as it would have provided an additional place for pigmen to spawn outside the farm.

Evil Scamming Country Obelisk

Evil Scamming Obelisk end crystal

This obelisk appears in the Evil Scamming Country next to Hummus' house and features an end crystal encased in glass at the top. The text, seemingly influenced by Rouxls Kaard inside reads:

💧︎👍︎✌︎💣︎💣︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ (SCAMMING)

☼︎☜︎✋︎☝︎☠︎☜︎❄︎☟︎ (REIGNETH)

👎︎✋︎✞︎✋︎☠︎☜︎☹︎✡︎ (DIVINELY)

💧︎🕆︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎⚐︎☼︎ (SUPERIOR)

There used to be a sign at the top before the end crystal was placed there, reading:

👍︎⚐︎☠︎💧︎✋︎👎︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ✌︎ 👌︎☜︎☠︎☜︎✞︎⚐︎☹︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ ☝︎✋︎☞︎❄︎ 🕈︎ 👎︎ ☠︎☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ (CONSIDER THIS A BENEVOLENT GIFT WD NGASTER)

Enkavak Obelisk

This is the only obelisk which has been destroyed so far. It was originally erected just outside of Enkavak's borders, in full view of the main city. But Xhesas destroyed it when he discovered it, and so the text on the signs have been lost to time.