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| StemonWasHere ([[Sirenguarded Thai]]: Štīhmœ̀n Wœ̄htcīah /sà.ˈtīː.mɔ̂n ˈwɔ̄ːt̚.t͡ɕʰīa̯ː/, English: Stemon Worshere /sˈtiːmən ˈwɔɹʃjə/) is the president of [[Sirenguard|Sirenguard Autonomous District.]]
| | <blockquote>"fuck my ass" |
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| {{Infobox person|name=StemonWasHere|photo=StemonWasHere.webp|photo-label=Self portrait of StemonWasHere|pronouns=any|nationality=[[Kingdom of Kyaw Cen|Imerchali]]|born=17 February 2024|other-names=Štīhmœ̀n Wœ̄htcīah<br>Stemon Worshere|occupations=President of the [[Sirenguard|Sirenguard Autonomous District]]}}
| | -''StemonWasHere, on multiple occasions''</blockquote>This page is under construction, after not being updated AT ALL since October. |
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| == Early life ==
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| Stemon Worshere (Born Stemon Colrest) was born on 17 February 2024. He has a twin sister [[Cindy Colrest]] which he "tried to kill in the womb" but unsuccessful, and thus, was born alongside him. Although the whereabouts of Cindy is unknown. After his unsuccesful attempt at assasinating his sister, his mother grew protective of her, which made him distance himself from his mother, a siren named Rose Colrest, by changing his last name from Colrest to Worshere (From "was here"), and dying his hair from pink to yellow.
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| == Founding of Sirenguard ==
| | Minaro-Cohasia |
| He took a few of his men and migrated north to settle in the middle of the sea, but he accidentally /warp spawn'd before he has /sethome'd and thus, lost the original raft. He then migrated north again and made a platform on the shallow water unknowingly off the shore of [[Parkow]]. It was only when he turned up his render distance that he realized that his "Insula Isola" isn't that isolated. He then followed [[Annwan]]'s suggestion that he had refused at first to move on to the island then known as Prefecture of Echnépelle. According to the Colrestian lore, he "was plagued with monsters from the sea" and "Rose Colrest came to protect him from the sea ghosts until he has settled." There, he set up a couple of overground settlements and a mine. Until he had discovered that his island was too small, so the only way to expand is downwards and expand the mine. Later on, he discovered that he rarely went up onto the overground, so he decided to demolish and move everything underground. To honor his mother, he named the island "Sirenguard".
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| == Tomfooleries == | | {{Infobox person|name="Stem" Stemon Octasoia|photo=StemonMarch2026.png|photo-label=Stemon in March 2026|pronouns=any|nationality=[[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia|Micoan]] <br> [[Imerchal|Imerchali]] <br> [[Enkavak|Atlantic]] <br> [[Maize|Maize]]|born=3rd October 198X|occupations=Ex-President of [[Republic of Minaro-Cohasia#"Stem" Stemon Octasoia Administration (3 October 2009 - 6 January 2026)|Minaro-Cohasia Autonomous District]] |
| Stemon is a known troublemaker. Though unlike [[Suqi|Suqi, h]]<nowiki/>is hazards are more severe in magnitudes. Such hazards includes but is not limited to:
| | Ex-Leader of the [[Unity Party]] |
| | Employee at the [[Sirenguard Maid Café]]}} |
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| * Escorting [[Lêdyew Čilya]] from [[Vilantnen]] back to Sirenguard
| | == Other Names == |
| * Creating Sirenguard
| | {{Trans|{{trans/item|Kilvanan|Setmna Worsira {{ipa|/setm̩na worsira/}}}} |
| * Building an entire [[Cenrail]] line incompletely and accidentally invaded [[Twirne]].
| | {{Trans/item|Occitan|Simon Borsièr {{ipa|/siˈmuⁿ buɾˈsjɛɾ/}}}} |
| * Bed-bombing the Nether
| | {{Trans/item|Śácamþaśá|{{Script|script=thl|t=SINi msipo nmosi (tu(}} ''Tuŋen Simán Pásim Ńiśe'' {{ipa|/'tuŋɪn simɒːn pɒːsim ⁿɟiʃɪ/}}}} |
| * Constantly pesters [[Annwan]]
| | {{Trans/item|Sirenian|"Big-Mœ̀n" Satihmœn Wœhsciah {{Ipa|/bík̚.mɔ̂n saʔ.tiː.mɔn wɔːs.t͡ɕʰia̯/}}}} |
| * Stealing a green wool block from the [[United Ŋations|UŊ]]
| | {{Trans/item|Toki Pona|jan Satemon {{Ipa|/jan ˈsa.te.mon/}}}} |
| * Accusing [[Nate]] of commiting a coup
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| * Threatening of rigging the [[Politics of the Kingdom of Kyaw Cen|Kyawcenni Election]] to make the [[Questionable Party|QP]] win
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| * Kidnapping [[Lêdyew Čilya]] who was currently in exile in Vilantnen back to Sirenguard
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| * Planning to clone Lêdyew Čilya
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| * Being an unlikable jerk in general
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| And much more.[[File:Holymolysirenguardisgone.png|thumb|Public reception after Sirenguard was recently moved underground]]
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| == Translations ==
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| {{Trans|{{Trans/item|Toki Pona| ''jan Satemonwasija'' {{ipa|/jan ˈsa.te.mon.wa.si.ja/}}}}}}
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"fuck my ass"
-StemonWasHere, on multiple occasions
This page is under construction, after not being updated AT ALL since October.
Hey, guess what else also wasn't updated AT ALL since October,
Minaro-Cohasia
Other Names
Name in other languages:
- Kilvanan: Setmna Worsira /setm̩na worsira/
- Occitan: Simon Borsièr /siˈmuⁿ buɾˈsjɛɾ/
- Śácamþaśá: SINi msipo nmosi (tu( Tuŋen Simán Pásim Ńiśe /'tuŋɪn simɒːn pɒːsim ⁿɟiʃɪ/
- Sirenian: "Big-Mœ̀n" Satihmœn Wœhsciah /bík̚.mɔ̂n saʔ.tiː.mɔn wɔːs.t͡ɕʰia̯/
- Toki Pona: jan Satemon /jan ˈsa.te.mon/
