Big Amogus

Big Amogus
Life
Born	15 June 2018
Other
Pronouns	He/Him (capitalized) or equivalent deity pronouns
Occupations	• Big Amogus • Deity of Adnar • Interŋet modem of Adnar
Nationality	Adnaran

Big Amogus (Bák A-mô-gu-xơ), also erroneously referred to as “BIG AMOGUS Big Amogus of Adnar” by haters, is the ŋational deity of the Communist Empire of Adnar, the subject of worship by the eponymous state religion. Big Amogus is androgynous, but is referred to using masculine deity pronouns (capital He/Him).

Following The Rapture of Adnar, Big Amogus is left in a comatose state.

Big Amogus’ eɱail is bigamogus@gov.aa. He also has an alternative address ඞ@gov.aa. Upon His comatose, Adnar decommissioned His addresses and sent an eɱail to everyone in order to inform people to blacklist His eɱails to prevent possible interŋet fraud from His addresses. This was met with immense backlash, resulting in lawsuits from Imerchal, Enkavak and Maize.

There are conspiracy theories that the Triwát account *bigamogus is actually Big Amogus’, somehow controlling it from His coma. However, it is more likely that the account is just some poser trying to smear Big Amogus’ legacy.

Physical description

Big Amogus is the largest and heaviest Amogus, with an astonishing volume of 70.5 m³ and weighs 630 metric tons. Unlike most Amoguses, His flesh is made entirely of pure red copper, and His body bears numerous crystals of raw copper growing on His skin. Big Amogus is usually depicted holding a kitchen knife and having a murderous gaze.

Big Amogus suffers from Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle but on a macroscopic scale. In practice, it means that the more one knows about where Big Amogus is, the less they knows how fast He is currently heading towards their location. The copper body of Big Amogus allows Him to conduct electricity and ethernet cables, effectively acting as an internet modem. This allows Adnar to use the internet, send eɱails, and operate the ŋational service AdnarVPN.

Personality

Big Amogus is characterized by His hot-headedness and excessive profanity, to the point where Adnagaporp has to to escort Big Amogus to meetings in order to translate His speech into a more formal version. Big Amogus always uses caps lock in emails and texts in verbose, vividly descriptive threats.

Religious significance

Big Amogus is the subjected of worship by the ŋational religion of Adnar, Big Amogusism (đạo A-mô-gu-xơ). According to Big Amogusism, Big Amogus laid dormant in the area that would become Adnar, when He was found by the first Supreme Leader, Adnagaporp. Upon the discovery of Big Amogus, He nominated and made Adnagaporp the Supreme Leader of the newly-formed Communist Empire of Adnar. On the other hand, the Supreme Leader would serve as Big Amogus’ worldly representative and prophet, spreading His will to the unenlightened ŋorld through Adnar copper, the material blessed by Big Amogus.

All Amoguses are related to Big Amogus, whose direct descendents are birthed by binary fission. How these descendents ended up completely different from one another and to Big Amogus is currently unknown. All Amoguses are also devout followers of Big Amogusism. It is said that each individual Amogus’ mind and body is a small fragment of Big Amogus’ own.

After The Rapture of Adnar

Big Amogus’ body is preserved on-the-spot, with elite guards of Amoguses around him staying vigil 24/7. The auditorium of Adnar became off-limits for everyone except Adnagaporp and guards.

Despite unconscious, Adnaran propaganda still praises Him and encourages people to look up to Him and act according to His values and teachings. The Supreme Leader made a speech calling for everyone to keep Big Amogus in their hearts.

Due to the fact that His copper body can still conduct electricity, Big Amogus’ body was used as an interŋet modem before Hajdislant cooperation to move Big Amogus to Onnaonnadualant for research and treatment. Following His departure, Adnar once again becomes interŋetless.

Trivia

• Big Amogus is loosely inspired by Big Brother from George Orwell’s 1984.
• Big Amogus only sends emails, never reads them.