The Great Copper Heist

The Great Copper Heist
Date	13 December 2025
Place	Adnagaporp’s House, Đoòng Sơn cavern, Adnar province, Adnar
Result	Decisive Adnar victory
Status	Ended
Belligerents
Adnar Otslahue
Commanders and leaders
Adnagaporp Supported by: • Ætérnal Blue 595
Casualties and losses
A lot of copper. Blue 595 Otslahue

The Great Copper Heist is a theft of a large amount of copper from the Communist Empire of Adnar on 14 December 2025 by Blue 595.

Theft

The theft happened some time on 13 December 2025, but only discovered a day later. Adnagaporp was probably either AFKing, playing osu!, or sleeping at the time, i don’t know. Following the discovery, Adnar barricaded Adnagaporp’s home and made it a crime scene.

Summoning of the Ŋod

On 18:20 UTC+1 of 14 December 2025, Adnagaporp performed a small ritual and summoned the Ŋod Ætérnal to assist with finding the thief. After performing a divination and investigating the one molecule of dust left behind by the thief, Ætérnal was able to discover the identity of the thief to be Blue 595 and tabulated all of the copper that went missing. Ætérnal had also hexed Blue with unabletogaming until they are judged.

Internally in Adnar, the Supreme Leader Adnagaporp has fallen ill out of grief for his missing copper. He swore to “obliterate [the thief] should they be found in Adnar territory ever again.” (This statement is /rp. Ætérnal himself stated that’s against the rules. Also as long as the thief is still hexed, it is not possible for Adnagaporp to obliterate them.)

It was later discovered that Blue has also stolen copper from other ŋations, including Kozdenen and Chielbary. What is notable is that Chielbary only had barely 20 raw copper.

List of Stolen Copper

A divination from Ætérnal showing Blue taking out massive amounts of copper from Adnagaporp’s house (there are a total of 5 pages).

Adnar might have charged Blue this much if they wanted to buy the copper legitimately from the beautiful Adnar with very competitive and reasonable price.

List of copper stolen from Adnagaporp that Ætérnal’s divination shown.

Copper Item	Quantity (items)	Adnar Unit Price diamonds / stack)	Adnar Subtotal (diamonds)
Waxed Cut Copper Slab	5	0.125	0.009765625
Waxed Copper Grate	145	0.250	0.56640625
Waxed Oxidized Cut Copper Slab	1	0.100	0.0015625
Waxed Oxidized Cut Copper	205	0.200	0.640625
Waxed Chiselled Copper	8	0.250	0.03125
Waxed Oxidized Copper	643	1.000	10.046875
Waxed Oxidized Copper Bulb	1	1.250	0.01953125
Waxed Oxidized Cut Copper Stairs	53	0.200	0.165625
Waxed Block of Copper	635	1.000	9.921875
Waxed Oxidized Copper Door	3	0.350	0.01640625
Waxed Cut Copper	3	0.250	0.01171875
and more (let that sink in)	???	???	???
		Coupons	Stole copper from Adnar (×3 prices)
		Total Price	64.294921875 diamonds

sq would've charged this much for the stolen goods.

List of copper stolen from sq that Ætérnal’s divination shown.

Copper Item	Quantity (items)	sq Unit Price diamonds / stack)	sq Unit Price (stealing [bad]) diamonds/stack	sq Subtotal (diamonds)
Raw copper	20 ± 7	free	FIVE HUNDRED SLABS	FIVE HUNDRED SLABS
			Miscellanous tax and hidden fees :3	ONE MILLION SLABS
			Total Price	TWO MILLION SLABS AND Kingdom of Kyaw Cen

Aftermath

The thief has admitted to the crime and evaporated themselves from Nguhcord. They agreed to give all of the copper in their storage and builds to Adnar, which because Adnar is good countrie Adnar won’t scrape copper off of finished buildings (unless its a lot in which case I might). Unfortunately, where the copper was imprisoned at was never disclosed, forcing Adnagaporp to find it himself >:(

Day 1 after the Thief

Adnagaporp tried to raid Otslahue but found that most chests in the storage room were either empty, locked, or not containing copper. This made Adnagaporp very sad. Fortunately / Unfortunately, Blue’s key and inventory was in the hands of the Doge of Kozdenen, who wants to auction all the stuffs. sq was too slow to try to obtain Moshpit so now Araçana has it.