The Great Copper Heist

A divination from Ætérnal showing the thief taking out massive amounts of copper from Adnagaporp’s house.

The Great Copper Heist is a theft of a large amount of copper from the Communist Empire of Adnar on 14 December 2025.

The Great Copper Theft
Date	13 December 2025
Place	Adnagaporp’s House, Đoòng Sơn cavern, Adnar province, Adnar
Result	Ongoing
Status	Ŋod summoned
Belligerents
Adnar The Copper Thief
Commanders and leaders
Adnagaporp Supported by: • Ætérnal ???
Casualties and losses
A lot of copper. ???

Theft

The theft happened some time on 13 December 2025, but only discovered a day later. Adnagaporp was probably either AFKing, playing osu!, or sleeping at the time, i don’t know. Following the discovery, Adnar barricaded Adnagaporp’s home and made it a crime scene.

Summoning of the Ŋod

On 18:20 UTC+1 of 14 December 2025, Adnagaporp performed a small ritual and summoned the Ŋod Ætérnal to assist with finding the thief. After performing a divination and investigating the one molecule of dust left behind by the thief, Ætérnal was able to declare the identity of the thief, who shan’t be named until the case is closed, and tabulates all of the copper that went missing. Ætérnal had also hexed the thief with unabletogaming until the thief is judged.

Internally in Adnar, the Supreme Leader Adnagaporp has fallen ill out of grief for his missing copper. He swore to “obliterate [the thief] should they be found in Adnar territory ever again.” (This statement is /rp. Ætérnal himself stated that’s against the rules. Also as long as the thief is still hexed, it is not possible for Adnagaporp to obliterate them.)

It was later discovered that the thief has also stolen copper from other ŋations, including Kozdenen and Chielbary.

List of Stolen Copper

Adnar might have charged the thief this much if they wanted to buy the copper from Adnar.

List of copper stolen from Adnagaporp that Ætérnal’s divination shown.

Copper Item	Quantity (items)	Adnar Unit Price diamonds / stack)	Adnar Subtotal (diamonds)
Waxed Cut Copper Slab	5	0.125	0.009765625
Waxed Copper Grate	145	0.250	0.56640625
Waxed Oxidized Cut Copper Slab	1	0.100	0.0015625
Waxed Oxidized Cut Copper	205	0.200	0.640625
Waxed Chiselled Copper	8	0.250	0.03125
Waxed Oxidized Copper	643	1.000	10.046875
Waxed Oxidized Copper Bulb	1	1.250	0.01953125
Waxed Oxidized Cut Copper Stairs	53	0.200	0.165625
Waxed Block of Copper	635	1.000	9.921875
Waxed Oxidized Copper Door	3	0.350	0.01640625
Waxed Cut Copper	3	0.250	0.01171875
and more (let that sink in)	???	???	???
		Coupons	Stole copper from Adnar (×3 prices)
		Total Price	64.294921875 diamonds

Aftermath

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