Anarchy Chess

Anarchy Chess is an ongoing event hosted by apollyon. It is, in essence, a game of Chess with no rules. It is inspired by u/scurlocc's Game on r/AnarchyChess. Its board is located in Anarchy Chessitory, though the game is chiefly not a part of Nguhcraft's greater lore. The game is played in its own specific thread in Nguhcord.

The game has two teams: Gay (blue) and Lesbian (red). Pieces may, though, not be affiliated with either team. Lesbian moves first.

Moves

Turn	Move	Suggestor	ok but what does that mean
1	O-Oxfg1	Cinthyr	Short castle, capturing every piece in the way
	x[Litematica Box]	Namnak Xhesas	apollyon's Litematica selection box is removed.
2	horse	Entity	There is now a horse.
	Qe1e8e8e1- & a27[your_doom]	Nate & Astaryuu	Two moves tied and as such two moves were done. The queens were traded and two pawn were sent to Your Doom.
3	[cake][szlanty]	Roader	apollyon gives Szlanty a cake in the middle of the board.
	Bcf8[banishment] & cf8=cf8	Martinawa	The Gay team declared the separation of Church and State and as such the bishops were sent to banishment and replaced with pawns.
4	Ba3[habemus papam]	Nico	As the last bishop on the board, the bishop on c1 is appointed Pope. Now being known as Pope Magnus, he no longer affiliates with the Lesbian team and is now colored white for the papal vestments.
	[breel][steals]b2	Total Pleb	Breel steals the pawn at b2, putting it in their backpack.
5	[stemon's balls][itch]	Stemon	Stemon's balls itch (which has no effect on the game whatsoever)
	foobal	Bookhead	Due to the christmas truce, a football appears in the middle of the board.
6	[lavacast]h	Maple	Lavacast the h file.
	evil scamming math	Adnagaporp	Define the position of every piece as (current_rank, current_file) where a file a to h is treated as 1 to 8. Now move every piece to the position (new_rank, new_file) = f(current_rank, current_file), where f(x,y) : ℕ² → ℕ² with x, y ∈ ℕ is defined as f(x,y) : [x² mod 8 + 1, (y² – ceil(e^y)) mod 8 + 1]. If pieces end up in the same place, they are stacked on top of each other, unless they are of the same type, in which case they are fused together.
7	icandoanything & lesbianrevolution	Nate, Total Pleb	Roll a dice (which landed on 1), then move every square that touches the perimeter the amount that dice rolled counterclockwise. If a piece lands on h1, then that piece gets deported to 8000 -8000, including the lavacast. The lesbian pieces revolt and capture all gay pieces above them.
	break	Jutomi	apollyon takes a break.
8	[station]b3	Entity	Build a station on b3 connected to the Lesbian U-Haul Express line. (AHB b3)
	b1[auction] & deck of many things	Stemon, Roader	Pawn off one of the pawns for extra cash (1 gold block). Draw a card from the Deck of Many Things (This was The Key, which gave the gay king Sisyphus's Boulder)

WIP