StemonWasHere

StemonWasHere (Sirenguarded Thai: Štīhmœ̀n Wœ̄htcīah /sà.ˈtīː.mɔ̂n ˈwɔ̄ːt̚.t͡ɕʰīa̯ː/, English: Stemon Worshere /sˈtiːmən ˈwɔɹʃjə/) is the president of Sirenguard Autonomous District.

StemonWasHere
Self portrait of StemonWasHere
Life
Born	17 February 2024
Other
Pronouns	any
Other names	Štīhmœ̀n Wœ̄htcīah Stemon Worshere
Occupations	President of the Sirenguard Autonomous District
Nationality	Imerchali

Early life

Stemon Worshere (Born Stemon Colrest) was born on 17 February 2024. He has a twin sister Cindy Colrest which he "tried to kill in the womb" but unsuccessful, and thus, was born alongside him. Although the whereabouts of Cindy is unknown. After his unsuccesful attempt at assasinating his sister, his mother grew protective of her, which made him distance himself from his mother, a siren named Rose Colrest, by changing his last name from Colrest to Worshere (From "was here"), and dying his hair from pink to yellow.

Founding of Sirenguard

He took a few of his men and migrated north to settle in the middle of the sea, but he accidentally /warp spawn'd before he has /sethome'd and thus, lost the original raft. He then migrated north again and made a platform on the shallow water unknowingly off the shore of Parkow. It was only when he turned up his render distance that he realized that his "Insula Isola" isn't that isolated. He then followed Annwan's suggestion that he had refused at first to move on to the island then known as Prefecture of Echnépelle. According to the Colrestian lore, he "was plagued with monsters from the sea" and "Rose Colrest came to protect him from the sea ghosts until he has settled." There, he set up a couple of overground settlements and a mine. Until he had discovered that his island was too small, so the only way to expand is downwards and expand the mine. Later on, he discovered that he rarely went up onto the overground, so he decided to demolish and move everything underground. To honor his mother, he named the island "Sirenguard".

Tomfooleries

Stemon is a known troublemaker. Though unlike Suqi, his hazards are more severe in magnitudes. Such hazards includes but is not limited to:

• Escorting Lêdyew Čilya from Vilantnen back to Sirenguard
• Creating Sirenguard
• Building an entire Cenrail line incompletely and accidentally invaded Twirne.
• Bed-bombing the Nether
• Constantly pesters Annwan
• Stealing a green wool block from the UŊ
• Accusing Nate of commiting a coup
• Threatening of rigging the Kyawcenni Election to make the QP win
• Kidnapping Lêdyew Čilya who was currently in exile in Vilantnen back to Sirenguard
• Planning to clone Lêdyew Čilya
• Being an unlikable jerk in general

And much more.

Public reception after Sirenguard was recently moved underground

Translations

Name in other languages:

• Toki Pona: jan Satemonwasija /jan ˈsa.te.mon.wa.si.ja/