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| The Chicken Bible is the holy text of [[Chickenism]]. You can read it [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1El8Q8bVkbYUZG1oA44ru44kNqMGFHKJWe7NHsdAwY_M/edit?usp=sharing here] or at the Chillvana, UNg or Naroňpari libraries.
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| == Chapters ==
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| === Chapter I ===
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| [[Carl Cafaceu]] finds Chicken Jesus, is amazed.
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| === Chapter II ===
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| Carl listens to Chicken Jesus yap. Becomes prophet.
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| === Chapter III ===
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| Chicken Jesus gets stolen and also is named Cotje now.
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| === Chapter IV ===
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| Cotje argues with [[Tolesi Cafaceu]] in disguise.
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| === Chapter V ===
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| Cotje convinces Carl to stop hiding like a coward.
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| === Chapter VI ===
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| Someone's meth-ridden letter to [[Gansaza Junath]] about a conspiracy, finished with odd poetry.
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| === Chapter VII ===
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| Cotje dies.
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| == List of References and Quotes ==
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| Outside-lore Carl thought it would be funny to add references to songs in the Chicken Bible. Here are a few of them:
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| === Chapter II ===
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| * "hidd'n in the sand"; reference to Tally Hall's ''Hidden In The Sand.''
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| === Chapter VI ===
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| * "Can we live in a sane society? It's entirely stressful upon my brain[...]"; quote of Kendrick Lamar's ''good kid''.
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| * First Poem; structure is a reference to Tally Hall's ''Ruler of Everything''.
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Revision as of 02:26, 10 June 2025
redo soon shhhh
(please don't) read the original at select libraries