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'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of [[The Carrot News|The Carrot News station]], [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. T.TCN𝑖 contains all the same events as the [[Nguhcraft|prime timeline]], but with the additional events of the The Carrot News.
''This page may be used as a compilation of new stories published in the [[The Carrot News]] station.''
 
'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the [[Nguhcraft|prime timeline]] that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.


== Timeline ==
== Timeline ==
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| rowspan="6" |2 JUN 2025
| rowspan="6" |2 JUN 2025
|[[Jamie]] threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over [[Ŋafrica]].
|[[Jamie]] threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over [[Ŋafrica]]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379089270588965015 Link]<ref>[[File:Jamie_threatens_to_burn_Ŋafrica.png|399x399px]]</ref><ref>[[File:Jamie_threatens_to_burn_Ŋafrica_2.png|399x399px]]</ref>
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379089270588965015 Link]<ref>[[File:Jamie_threatens_to_burn_Ŋafrica.png|399x399px]]</ref><ref>[[File:Jamie_threatens_to_burn_Ŋafrica_2.png|399x399px]]</ref>
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|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379843831347810365 Link]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379843831347810365 Link]
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|Social media access revoked for Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] of [[Kozdenen]] after inflammatory posts.
|Social media access revoked for Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] of [[Kozdenen]] after inflammatory posts
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379864321701580992 Link]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1379864321701580992 Link]
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| rowspan="2" |5 JUN 2025
| rowspan="2" |5 JUN 2025
|Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] illegalizes everything: turns [[Kozdenen]] into massive jail.
|Doge [[Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki]] illegalizes everything: turns [[Kozdenen]] into massive jail
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1380222566806851693 Link]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1380222566806851693 Link]
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|Unknown vigilante plants eastern cherries in [[Cyrykä]], [[Wánade]]
|Unknown vigilante plants eastern cherries in [[Cyrykä]], [[Wánade]]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1380243188081754113 Link]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1380243188081754113 Link]
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|7 JUN 2025
|Interŋational Aspirin shortages due to increasing cases of [[Sirenguard]]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1381018471722254541 Link]
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| rowspan="2" |8 JUN 2025
|[[Imerchal]] political cabinet members replaced with Aspirin bottles
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1381123806453825618 Link]<ref>[[File:Annwan Aspirin orders.png|399x399px]]</ref>
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|[[Ætérnal|God]] denounces socialism due to sheep and water<ref>[[Fumo Factory Incidents]]</ref>
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1381244382006743181 Link]<ref>[[File:Æt reaction to Fumo factory incident.png|399x399px]]</ref>
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|10 JUN 2025
|Aspirin stocks rise tenfold due to existence of the Department of Forgery
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1381994246965297244 Link]
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| rowspan="4" |11 JUN 2025
|Chemcorp sees rise of profit margins due to increased amounts of Aspirin and estrogen demands
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382217768094662736 Link]
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|[[Suwi]] steals a carrot from [[Enkavak]] and eats it in [[Fakeworld]] and does a face reveal by getting caught in 4K
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382437047066693683 Link 1], [https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382437331835031603 Link 2], [https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382437626673500293 Link 3], [https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382437949567926282 Link 4], [https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382439089692868629 Link 5]<ref>[[File:Suqi caught eating Enkavak carrot.png|399x399px]]</ref>
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|[[Astaryuu]] and [[Bookhead]] do your mother
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382471969189920939 Link 1], [https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382556287073783909 Link 2]
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|[[Stemon]] reveals your mother is our mother
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382557045064073298 Link]
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| rowspan="4" |12 JUN 2025
|Foreign merchant shocks [[Dhourigkàn]] locals with terrible understanding of their language!
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382660548709191742 Link]
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|[[Stemon]] to receive everyone else's testosterone
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382710633245708299 Link]
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|Sudden spike in trans girls and femboys results from the mass detestosteronization
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382739039228137492 Link]
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|[[Stemon]] becomes a hypergirl due to [[w:Integer_overflow|integer overflow]] of testosterone
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1382741773587320994 Link]
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|13 JUN 2025
|[[Rose Corp]] announces plan to fiercely monopolize mending books
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1383022070224654396 Link]
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|15 JUN 2025
|[[Agamashuya I]] comes out as nonbinary
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1383684531852279939 Link]<ref>[[File:Agamashuya I nonbinary.png|436x436px]]</ref>
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|22 JUN 2025
|[[Kaipa]] mandates fursuits for human government officials
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1386370962512941246 Link]
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| rowspan="2" |25 JUN 2025
|[[Total pleb]] arrested for censorship, sentenced to 20-minute pebble counting
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387553959413026866 Link]
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|[[Wánade]] rail workers realize [[Cenrail]] is named after [[Kyaw Cen]] and not the [[Oge]] word for friend
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387560939611619358 Link]
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|26 JUN 2025
|Secret organization plans empire near [[Kathyria]]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387780818142756997 Link]<ref>[[File:Secret organization country.png|399x399px]]</ref>
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== Image References ==

Revision as of 03:06, 19 November 2025

This page may be used as a compilation of new stories published in the The Carrot News station.

T.TCN𝑖 is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, Nguhcraft's parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the prime timeline that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.

Timeline

Date Event Sources
2 JUN 2025 Jamie threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over Ŋafrica Link[1][2]
Kyaw Cen dissolves Link 1, Link 2
Xêgwar gains independence and claims the Kingdom of Kyaw Cen and parts of Imerchal Link
Xêgwar is renamed to Xhegwar by Xhesas Link
Stemon resigns[from what?][I don't know] Link
Nate sues Nguhrovision Link
3 JUN 2025 Hackers attack Kyaw Cen schools Link
It is revealed school was illegal in Kyaw Cen the whole time Link
4 JUN 2025 Annwan plans to delete Sirenguard and start a new one Link
Social media access revoked for Doge Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki of Kozdenen after inflammatory posts Link
Emperor of Anaku declares democracy holiday out of sloth. Link
Doge Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki banned from Enkavak social media servers Link
Xhesas and Total pleb swap Enkavak and Kozdenen and destroy each other's countries Link
5 JUN 2025 Doge Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki illegalizes everything: turns Kozdenen into massive jail Link
Unknown vigilante plants eastern cherries in Cyrykä, Wánade Link
7 JUN 2025 Interŋational Aspirin shortages due to increasing cases of Sirenguard Link
8 JUN 2025 Imerchal political cabinet members replaced with Aspirin bottles Link[3]
God denounces socialism due to sheep and water[4] Link[5]
10 JUN 2025 Aspirin stocks rise tenfold due to existence of the Department of Forgery Link
11 JUN 2025 Chemcorp sees rise of profit margins due to increased amounts of Aspirin and estrogen demands Link
Suwi steals a carrot from Enkavak and eats it in Fakeworld and does a face reveal by getting caught in 4K Link 1, Link 2, Link 3, Link 4, Link 5[6]
Astaryuu and Bookhead do your mother Link 1, Link 2
Stemon reveals your mother is our mother Link
12 JUN 2025 Foreign merchant shocks Dhourigkàn locals with terrible understanding of their language! Link
Stemon to receive everyone else's testosterone Link
Sudden spike in trans girls and femboys results from the mass detestosteronization Link
Stemon becomes a hypergirl due to integer overflow of testosterone Link
13 JUN 2025 Rose Corp announces plan to fiercely monopolize mending books Link
15 JUN 2025 Agamashuya I comes out as nonbinary Link[7]
22 JUN 2025 Kaipa mandates fursuits for human government officials Link
25 JUN 2025 Total pleb arrested for censorship, sentenced to 20-minute pebble counting Link
Wánade rail workers realize Cenrail is named after Kyaw Cen and not the Oge word for friend Link
26 JUN 2025 Secret organization plans empire near Kathyria Link[8]

Image References

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  4. ↑ Fumo Factory Incidents
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