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''This page may be used as a compilation of new stories published in the [[The Carrot News]] station.''
''This page may be used as a compilation of new stories published in the [[The Carrot News]] station.''


'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the [[Nguhcraft|prime timeline]] that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.
'''T.TCN[[Alternate Timeline Nomenclature|𝑖]]''' is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, [[Nguhcraft|Nguhcraft's]] parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the [[Nguhcraft|prime timeline]] that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur in this timeline. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.


== Timeline ==
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|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387560939611619358 Link]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387560939611619358 Link]
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|Secret organization plans empire near [[Kathyria]]
|Secret organization plans empire near [[Kathyria]]
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387780818142756997 Link]<ref>[[File:Secret organization country.png|399x399px]]</ref>
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387780818142756997 Link]<ref>[[File:Secret organization country.png|399x399px]]</ref>
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|[[Sirenguard]] denies plans of giant [[Chalmosique]]-annihilating laser beam unprompted
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387800138352693358 Link]
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|[[Sirenguard]] sanctioned by [[UŊ]] for construction of giant [[Chalmosique]]-annihilating laser beam
|[https://discord.com/channels/697450809390268467/1378868953035702383/1387849406208020522 Link]
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|Doge of [[Kozdenen]] establishes free trial of democracy with an upgrade at the cost of revolution
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Revision as of 03:13, 19 November 2025

This page may be used as a compilation of new stories published in the The Carrot News station.

T.TCN𝑖 is the alternate timeline in which all the news of The Carrot News station, Nguhcraft's parody news station, actually happened. This only includes what was announced in the Carrot News thread, and not joke events announced elsewhere. Any event in the prime timeline that logically conflicts with an event in this timeline did not occur in this timeline. However, events in T.TCN𝑖 may conflict with each other. Thus is the nature of time in this world. This page does not include articles that were made as a joke but refer to canon situations unless they are involved in a broader non-canon situation.

Timeline

Date Event Sources
2 JUN 2025 Jamie threatens to pour gasoline and ignite it all over Ŋafrica Link[1][2]
Kyaw Cen dissolves Link 1, Link 2
Xêgwar gains independence and claims the Kingdom of Kyaw Cen and parts of Imerchal Link
Xêgwar is renamed to Xhegwar by Xhesas Link
Stemon resigns[from what?][I don't know] Link
Nate sues Nguhrovision Link
3 JUN 2025 Hackers attack Kyaw Cen schools Link
It is revealed school was illegal in Kyaw Cen the whole time Link
4 JUN 2025 Annwan plans to delete Sirenguard and start a new one Link
Social media access revoked for Doge Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki of Kozdenen after inflammatory posts Link
Emperor of Anaku declares democracy holiday out of sloth. Link
Doge Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki banned from Enkavak social media servers Link
Xhesas and Total pleb swap Enkavak and Kozdenen and destroy each other's countries Link
5 JUN 2025 Doge Peleṽa Thoa-Saevakki illegalizes everything: turns Kozdenen into massive jail Link
Unknown vigilante plants eastern cherries in Cyrykä, Wánade Link
7 JUN 2025 Interŋational Aspirin shortages due to increasing cases of Sirenguard Link
8 JUN 2025 Imerchal political cabinet members replaced with Aspirin bottles Link[3]
God denounces socialism due to sheep and water[4] Link[5]
10 JUN 2025 Aspirin stocks rise tenfold due to existence of the Department of Forgery Link
11 JUN 2025 Chemcorp sees rise of profit margins due to increased amounts of Aspirin and estrogen demands Link
Suwi steals a carrot from Enkavak and eats it in Fakeworld and does a face reveal by getting caught in 4K Link 1, Link 2, Link 3, Link 4, Link 5[6]
Astaryuu and Bookhead do your mother Link 1, Link 2
Stemon reveals your mother is our mother Link
12 JUN 2025 Foreign merchant shocks Dhourigkàn locals with terrible understanding of their language! Link
Stemon to receive everyone else's testosterone Link
Sudden spike in trans girls and femboys results from the mass detestosteronization Link
Stemon becomes a hypergirl due to integer overflow of testosterone Link
13 JUN 2025 Rose Corp announces plan to fiercely monopolize mending books Link
15 JUN 2025 Agamashuya I comes out as nonbinary Link[7]
22 JUN 2025 Kaipa mandates fursuits for human government officials Link
25 JUN 2025 Total pleb arrested for censorship, sentenced to 20-minute pebble counting Link
Wánade rail workers realize Cenrail is named after Kyaw Cen and not the Oge word for friend Link
26 JUN 2025 Secret organization plans empire near Kathyria Link[8]
Sirenguard denies plans of giant Chalmosique-annihilating laser beam unprompted Link
Sirenguard sanctioned by UŊ for construction of giant Chalmosique-annihilating laser beam Link
Doge of Kozdenen establishes free trial of democracy with an upgrade at the cost of revolution Link

Image References

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  4. ↑ Fumo Factory Incidents
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