Lawsuit United Ŋations

This is an article for the organization named Lawsuit United Ŋations, not for lawsuits involving the United Ŋations.

The Lawsuit United Ŋations or LUŊ is a global organization of ŋations banded together to sue people.

Members

Entity	Main Representative	Date	Position
Coldba (Cuba)	Suqi	8 Jan 2026	Head Suer
Poppingcorn	Poppingcorn	8 Jan 2026	member, lawyer
Adnar	Adnagaporp	8 Jan 2026	member, lawyer
Johm Esoterica	Johm Esoterica (KsãndraArkonn)	8 Jan 2026	member, lawyer
Xhesas	Xhesas	8 Jan 2026	member, lawyer
Paz Kiiam	Rivulé Rainworld	8 Jan 2026	member, lawyer
T'anshilebs	Lambda	8 Jan 2026	member, lawyer
Minaro-Cohasia	Stemon	8 Jan 2026	member, lawyer

Constitution

Powers & Responsibilities

• If a LUŊ member is sued by a non-LUŊ member, the other LUŊ members shall give their support to the defendant and maybe even counter-sue.
• The LUŊ can act as an entity in the court of law, unless its members wish to disband it to avoid being sued.
• The LUŊ reserves the right to sue anyone for any reason, including no reason at all.
• The LUŊ must accomodate any entity, member or not, who wishes to sue themselves.
• A LUŊ member may initiate a lawsuit on anyone's behalf.
• When a member of the LUŊ sues someone outside of the LUŊ, they may choose to represent the LUŊ as a whole if they choose.

Law Citation

• The laws the LUŊ cites to sue an entity may be appropriate or not, at the plaintiff's discretion.

Joining

• Any ŋation may join the LUŊ.
• Ŋations may have an individual from their country join the LUŊ instead of the country as a whole to avoid lawsuits.
• If the LUŊ disbands for the purpose of avoiding a lawsuit, the reinstation after the threat of lawsuit is over retains the entire structure of the LUŊ identically to its state prior to disbanding.

Lawsuit UŊ Courts

• Any member ŋation, or ŋation with a LUŊ member citizen, may have a court dedicated to processing lawsuits involving the LUŊ.
• LUŊ courts must have one judge and a minimum of three jurors per case.
• LUŊ Court Judges and Jurors are appointed by a majority vote of the LUŊ members for each case.
• LUŊ Court Judges and Jurors are not required to have any credentials.
• Any person, member or not, may apply to be a full-time LUŊ Court Judge, a position in which they can be called to be a judge for any case if it is the plaintiff's choice.
• Application to be a full-time LUŊ Court Judge involves the majority of the LUŊ members voting to instate a person as such.
• Any person may be a lawyer if they desire.
• Lawyers are chosen by the person or people they represent and may or may not be paid.

Motto

• We love sueing!!!

Lawsuit UŊ Laws

• Members may create whatever law for the LUŊ they wish, but only with the punishment of a lawsuit, if specified.
• Members may not modify this constitution, except for Suqi.