Vuhaŋaism
Vuhaŋaism is the believe in Vuhaŋak as a single deity. Vuhaŋak is a highly informal indefinite pronoun in Laevanaak that refers to any deity or mythological creature. There is no other way to refer to any deity or mythological creature in Laevanaak except with their name. This also implies that any deity or mythological creature is the same person.
Vuhaŋak
Many different people have been referred to as Vuhaŋak, since its literally just a pronoun. Referring to anyone as Vuhaŋak causes that person to automatically be part of Vuhaŋaism indefinitely. Since there is no way around describing a religion without the word Vuhaŋak to a Laevanaak speaker, they instantly start to pray to any described deity. Often head of states can be referred to as Vuhaŋak. This is a list of all people[1] or entities that have been referred to as Vuhaŋak:
| Name | Background Information | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Ætérnal | He is literally ŋod | |
| Rabo | Probably ŋod as well. Also there is a shrine for them in Ekativak | |
| Abo | Some crazy atlantic person built a temple for them... | |
| Agamashuya | Even considered a deity in other religion, so still makes sense | |
| Gu Sabah | Son of Agamashuya, so makes sense ig | |
| Namnak Xhesas | Appears in multiple different religions, so fair | |
| Taugnix | just the other Magistrate | |
| Marcy Sheikah | We're listing ŋorld leaders now? | |
| Hummus | Uhmmm, sure | |
| Sven | We're still going? | |
| Annwan | Please stop! | Often not recognized as Vuhaŋak by some Nationalist Vuhaŋaists |
| Pleb | Wtf, stop it already | |
| Sq | We're way past being reasonable, stop it already | |
| Stemon | NO!!! | |
| Charlotte | AHHHHHH | |
| Chicken Jesus | FINALLY DONE WITH THAT... back to regular deities... what am I saying? this is a chicken... | |
| Vööccöjkeð | something about evil scamming fish ig | |
| Vǿś'lkeð | more fish | |
| Yetch | uhhhh | |
| Jupiter | Finally the classics | |
| Poseidon | Insert all other greek/roman gods here, I'm too lazy | |
| Gasaŋ | some atlantic god | atlantic deities are inherently rejected as valid Vuhaŋak by some Vuhaŋaists |
| Gasaliak | more atlantic god | |
| Á | Nonexistent Śácamþań deity | not always recognized as a valid Vuhaŋak, because it literally doesnt exist in the originally religion, but most Vuhaŋaists dont care about that |
History
Vuhaŋaism started around 2400 to 2300 years ago when Atlantic Polytheism started being rejected. Due to the overly complicated rules and rituals of the previous religion, Vuhaŋaism tried to be as simple as possible with no mandatory rituals, no rules or similar, which is reflected best in the following Laevanaak sentence that has its origins by the ancient atlantic philosopher and linguist Maimai: "" lit. "Do what you want!".
Nationalist Vuhaŋaism
Nationalist Vuhaŋaism is the ideology of making Vuhaŋaism the mandatory state religion of Enkavak and replacing its democracy with a Vuhaŋaist Monarchy, which in most described scenarios include Namnak Xhesas as Vuhaŋaist Monarch.
Varieties of Vuhaŋaism
There are different versions and varieties of Vuhaŋaism in which either single people are excluded from being a valid Vuhaŋak or single people are described to be the only valid Vuhaŋak. The most common or referred to versions are Anti-Polytheistic Vuhaŋaism, where all atlantic deities are rejected being a valid Vuhaŋak or certain forms of Nationalist Vuhaŋaism, where only one or multiple of Namnak Xhesas, Pleb or Taugnix are described of being a valid Vuhaŋak.
Links and References
- ↑ Some Vuhaŋaist Nationalists want to correct me on this matter that these entries are referring to the same person and "all people" doesnt make sense here. Please help me!