Marcian Transnet
Marcian Transnet (German: Marzisches Transnetz) is the ŋational Internet provider of the Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Due to its frequent outages and lags, it is considered the worst Internet provider in all of Nguhcraft. It was named after Marcyland, where the company is headquartered.
As Nguhcraft slang
It is common Nguhcraft slang to refer to one's internet provider as a spoof of Marcian Transnet when it malfunctions.
Galactic Transnet is the would-be Rauratoshan Kingdom equivalent of Marcian Transnet, achieved whenever Astaryuu's wi-fi periodically decides to drop from 4 bars to 3 and not actually connect to the Internet despite saying otherwise.
Rivuletian Transnet was coined on 18 July 2025 after Rivulé Rainworld was kicked from the server three times whilst foresting, prompting jokes that it was divine intervention.[1]
- Occitan: Transret marciés /transˈret marˈsjes/
- Śácamþaśá: gjIrorgUqIToqNomo nr/osirmA Marsiaun Máńáqcáceŋyrrájew /ⁿbɐrsiɐu̠n ⁿbɒːɲäːχcäːcɪŋɵrɑːjɪβ̞ʷ/
- Sirenguarded Thai: Māhsìan Þāhnnět /māː.sîa̯n tʰāːn.nèt̚/