Marcian Transnet
Marcian Transnet (German: Marzisches Transnetz) is the ŋational Internet provider of the Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Due to its frequent outages and lags, it is considered the worst Internet provider in all of Nguhcraft. It was named after Marcyland, where the company is headquartered.
As Nguhcraft slang
It is common Nguhcraft slang to refer to one's internet provider as a spoof of Marcian Transnet when it malfunctions.
Galactic Transnet is the would-be Rauratoshan Kingdom equivalent of Marcian Transnet, achieved whenever Astaryuu's wi-fi periodically decides to drop from 4 bars to 3 and not actually connect to the Internet despite saying otherwise.
sqische transnet ist sq's extrem gute (/s) internet und ist definitiv nicht schlechter als marcys internet. definitiv nicht verursacht weil singapur der genaue entgegengesetzte teil die erde vom server ist [i wonder if r7 applies to the wiki -sq] [im pretty sure there are errors but at least i tried and didnt use google translate] [translation for people who dont want to learn a languag better thsan englisch: sqische transnet is sq's extremely good (/s) internet and is definitely not worse than marcy's internet. definitely not caused because singapore is the exact opposite part of the earth from the server 
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Rivuletian Transnet was coined on 18 July 2025 after Rivulé Rainworld was kicked from the server eight times whilst foresting, prompting jokes that it was divine intervention.[1]