Avenyan Airways

*a passanger on the Amužarđ-Eźrop'ort line proceeds to launch improperly*^[1] *after placing their minecart incorrectly, the photo was taken a milisecond before their imminent demise*

Avenyan Airways™ (Avenyan: Aven'amav Ežaꞡgy, Cyrillic Avenyan: Авэнꙗмав Эжаџґы) is the national public transit company of the Principality of Avenyam, as well as a pioneer in air transport, utilising minecart launching and framing air accidents. AA remains the safest air travel company^[2] even though their casualty rates are worryingly high and competes with traditional railway companies. While minecart launching demands considerably less resources and manual labor, it's a highly complicated matter that requires a proper technical backing and experience to not fail^[3].

[This article is still work in progress]

↑ Older models of air stations often required users to place minecarts on their own, at which they often failed miserably (as shown in the photograph)
↑ Avenyan Airways is in fact the safest (and only) company running minecart launching as a business.
↑ or fail rarely, specifically at a rate of <20% mortality (as demanded by the Avenyan government)

[1] Older models of air stations often required users to place minecarts on their own, at which they often failed miserably (as shown in the photograph)

[2] Avenyan Airways is in fact the safest (and only) company running minecart launching as a business.

[3] r fail rarely, specifically at a rate of <20% mortality (as demanded by the Avenyan government)

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