Śïmanu Maźomja
Śïmanu Maźomja (or Shymanu Mazhomja) is a Śahanic comedian who works as a journalist[citation needed] for The Carrot. They are most notable for their posts on Triwát detailing their travel through multiple alternate ŋuniverses.
Biography
Early Life
Not much is known about their early life. It is, however, known that they are from Tocjaǵa Śahan and have lived in Crask Beach their entire life.
March 2026
On 21 March 2026, Maźomja made a Triwát post detailing how they think they've somehow hopped ŋuniverses. They said that they had woken up in Neu Tocoselesi (which was not bombed) despite being Śahanic. The reason for this is unknown (except out-of-lore, where it's because they were run by the same person).
The nature of this ŋuniverse is essentially "pre-retcon": Tanylezi still exists, and had won the Tanylezi Civil War; several things related to Mico are pre-retcon (like Stemon's last name); Nguhrovision 2025 was not cancelled; and multiple countries never existed. Some things, however, stray from this 'theme', like Lux Moniridia (still known as Iris) reportedly "crashing out" at Nguhrovision 2024 and ending it early.
Maźomja's Triwát post caught the attention of Connor Hayes, who asked about the ŋuniverse that they were in. They kept in correspondence until Hayes hypothesized that Maźomja would return to the prime timeline by May.
May 2026
Connor Hayes was wrong lmao WIP