Tanylezi
| Tanylezi | |||||||
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| UŊ member | |||||||
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 Location of Tanylezi (dark green) | |||||||
| Capital city | Neu Tocoselesi | ||||||
| Demonym | Tanylezi, very rarely Tanylezite | ||||||
| Government | Democracy Halen: Carl Cafaceu Canahalen: Fencoh Alecolzon | ||||||
| Official languages | Aparatas, Modern Greek | ||||||
| ISO-3166-1/2 | TY | ||||||
| ISO-3166-1/3 | TNY | ||||||
| Population | 3 | ||||||
| Official religions | Chickenism | ||||||
| Currency | N/A | ||||||
| Ŋational Motto | "I have no idea how to run a nation, to be honest. I'm just winging it." | ||||||
| National broadcaster | Tanylezi Radio Channel (English), Tanylezi Radiofneu Sanasali (Aparatas), Ραδιοφωνικό Κανάλι Tanylezi (Greek) | ||||||
Tanylezi /tanəleʒi/ is a ŋation north of Kīvengṓ and the Enkavak Sea.
History
2024
July
Carl Cafaceu and their sibling Tolesi Cafaceu settled in what is now Tocoselesi and Rupertos Ataso on the 14 July 2024 accompanied by their cat, Rupert.
After Rupert mysteriously disappeared on a trip to get buried treasure on That One Weirdly Lithuania-Shaped Island,[1] Carl would later name Rupertos Ataso in Rupert's honor.
A falling out between Carl and Tolesi caused Carl to pick up all ruling of Tanylezi with Tolesi feeling jealousy and vitriol towards them.
Carl founded a chicken restaurant named Los Pollos Hermanos on Rupertos Ataso on 18 July 2024.[2] After a chicken walked through a door at the location, it was revealed that said chicken was god.
August
On 9 August 2024, Tanylezi was allowed into the United Ŋations.
On 13 August 2024, it was revealed that SOMEBODY thought it would be fun to steal from Enkavak. Nothing other than the population counter changed.
September
On 24 September 2024, Tanylezi underwent a change in border, capital[3], and began work on an underground rail system.
It is speculated that September is when the Letters to Carl Cafaceu started being sent to Carl.
November
On 3 November 2024, after the publicity of the Letters to Carl Cafaceu, Tanylezi underwent a government change to full democracy. Carl Cafaceu would remain in power with their political party, with a villager named Fencoh Alecolzon as Vice President and Treasurer.
On the Ides of November 2024, Carl Cafaceu disappeared without a trace. Fencoh Alecolzon has taken leadership since then.
Carl came back later, around a month after their disappearance.
2025
February
Tensions between Carl and Tolesi Cafaceu rise, and rumors say that Tolesi is building a dog army by the name of 1st Caninal Army T'Onzolo. The reasons are unknown.
On 20 February 2025, Tanylezi split in half into two ngations, the east staying Tanylezi and the west breaking off to become Tje Manathi T'onzolo. For more information, see Tanylezi Civil War.
Divisions
Tocoselesi-selo
Tocoselesi-selo, is a division of Tanylezi located on the upper peninsula. As the name suggests, Tocoselesi-selo is the division in which Old Tocoselesi is located. It comprises of the old divisions of Tocoselesi-selo, Etethelio, Esylesi, and Rifescomo.
Tocoselesi-selo's Terhalen is Carl Cafaceu, as they literally just live there.
Eteþelio
Etethelio, also known as the Lower Peninsula, is a division of Tanylezi located on the lower peninsula. There's a rail there.
Rupertos Ataso
Rupertos Ataso, also called "Rupert's Island", is a division of Tanylezi located on the center island between the two peninsulas. It was dedicated to Rupert after he disappeared. Rupertos Ataso is home of Los Pollos Hermanos.
Lithuania
Lithuania, also known as That One Weirdly Lithuania-Shaped Island, is a Lithuania-shaped island in which Kauŋas is located.
Lithuania's Terhalen is Pranas Maršalka IV, known in English as Frank Marshall IV. Maršalka was preceded by Frank Marshall III.
Carelisi
Carelisi is a division surrounding Lithuania. Neu Tocoselesi and Unnamedtown are located there.
Carelisi's Terhalen is Fencoh Alecolzon, as they are also the Canahalen.
Heimouna
Heimouna is the westernmost division. It is very cold.
Heimouna's Terhalen is Simon.
Atasozi
Atasozi is the northernmost division. It is islands.
Atasozi's Terhalen is Rupert Jorgensen.
Crack Islands
East Crack Island is an extranguhcraftial territory. Fujisaki Island, formerly and rarely known as West Crack Island, is a mushroom island on the northeast of the map.
Abstinence
abstinents
Currency
Tanylezi has no currency. It was formerly the Poisonous Potato.
Opescrafo
The Opescrafo is a certificate of citizenship. The formatting is:
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XX-XX-000
Political Parties
- Cafaceu Party: Run by Carl Cafaceu with second-in-command Fencoh Alecolzon. Based in Neu Tocoselesi.
- Tolesi Party: Disputed (due to not technically being "founded"), run fully by Tolesi Cafaceu.
- Perspective Party: Joint-run by Zerina Carte and Gansaza Junath. Based in Unnamedtown.