Letters to Carl Cafaceu
On November 3rd 2024, Carl Cafaceu found an unsigned letter outside of the Los Pollos Hermanos location in Rupertos Ataso written to them dated October 27th. The letter is written in all-lowercase free-form poetry and details the author's discontent with Cafaceu and their country, Tanylezi. The author, Tolesi Cafaceu, claims that they will "burn you to the ground" and "do whatever it takes to gain control", telling Cafaceu to "tread lightly". Cafaceu has deflected all questions pertaining to the letter.
Later in that same day, a second undated letter was found by Cafaceu in a barrel integrated into a build on Rupertos Ataso. The letter, which is theorized to have been written after the first, calls for Tanylezi to adopt democracy, calling Cafaceu a hypocrite and alluding to killing Chicken Jesus if it did not go through.
On November 22nd 2024, the Tanylezi Radio Channel was hijacked with morse code.
A Letter To Carl Cafaceu, 27 October 2024
call me irrational
call me corrupt
you think i care about what you think?
i'll burn you to the ground
i'll do whatever it takes to gain control
tread lightly
Untitled Letter
how about you try something for once
stop being so controlling
hypocrite
maybe try to form a democracy
or maybe don't leave your "messiah" in the open
TRC Hijack
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I WILL TAKE OVER