List of ɱedical conditions
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This page is a list of ɱedical conditions.
| Name | Patient Zero | Date contracted |
|---|---|---|
| Being sq | sq | N/A |
| Being Suwi | Suwi | N/A |
| Being able to turn into a horse | Suwi | N/A |
| Being able to turn into a giant copper block | Adnagaporp | N/A |
| Distantsightedness | Astaryuu | 12 February 2025 |
| Godsent Insanity | Diax | 6 May 2025 |
| Luxic Hypertaedium Disorder | Lux Moniridia | N/A |
| Moniridian Overthinking Personality Syndrome | Lux Moniridia | 6 March 2025 |
| Overly-Oblivious Personality Syndrome | Doge Peleṽa of Kozdenen | N/A |
| PPS (Poor Penmanship Syndrome) | Nate | N/A |
| Siren's Embrace | StemonWasHere | 1 March 2025 |
| Sisyphean Burnout Syndrome | Octothorpe | N/A |
| Spontaneous Lag Syndrome | probablynotacriminal | 22 April 2025 |
| VRE Cognitohazard | Aleksanetra of Perhyh | 9 June 2025 |
| Redstone Blight | Unknown | Unknown, goes back to ~1800 |