Probablynotacriminal (Character)
| probablynotacriminal | |
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 Official portrait of Sovereign probablynotacriminal - 22nd April 2025 | |
| Life | |
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| Pronouns | They/Them |
| Occupations | Sovereign of Emberland Manager of Flamepoint |
| Nationality | Emberland & .8 of a citizenship in Maize |
“ewww, imagine having a life”
Sovereign probablynotacriminal (.{Local language}: . . . /ə ə ə/, Literal Meaning: maybe no wrong) is the current Sovereign of . . . (Emberland).
The character is portrayed by a user of the same name, probablynotacriminal.
Political Career
probablynotacriminal’s political career began when they were chosen to join the Campfire Council. They would use the current instability of the council to break down the members into two factions, fighting with each other.
From there, they would position themself as a neutral mediator, which would allow them to become Head of the Campfire Council. Slowly, they would limit the power of the Campfire Council, eventually they would create the new title of Sovereign of Emberland, with themself being the titleholder, and move the remaining power from the Council over to the crown.
Attempted Assassination
On the 23rd of April, 2025, at around 1pm NZST, an attempt upon the life of Sovereign probablynotacriminal was made. The Sovereign had been out gathering wool, in order to create banners for the entrance. They saw a sheep standing around halfway up a hill, and, needing but one more wool, seeing this sheep as the last remaining piece in the creation of banners. The sheep, who is believed to be connected to the terrorist organization Front for a Democratic Emberland, would then violently attack probablynotacriminal, sending them rolling down a hill. As the sheep continually refused to cooperate, the decision unfortunately had to be made to kill them.
It is speculated by Marcy Sheikah and theidealist, that this sheep may have been the deceased leader of the Questionable Party, Lêdyew Čilya. However, the timelines do not line up, as Čilya had been killed a day previous. theidealist even went so far as to claim that the sheep was in fact a reincarnation of the Kyawcenni political figure.
probablynotacriminal has publicly stated that these sheep were unrelated, quote:
“100% different I swear”
At this moment, the sheep's relation to both the Front for a Democratic Emberland and Lêdyew Čilya/the Questionable Party, are unknown.