Nguhcordian

Nguhcordian *
Language family	Humoric
Official status
Speaker
Number of speakers	⩽2,500
Technical information
Language code	PŊƏ

Nguhcordian (Nguhcordian: *) is a reconstructed Humoric proto-language. It appears to be the ancestor of Proto-Protogen, and a sister language to 21st Century Humorese.

Its most fluent speaker appears to be Adnagaporp.^{[citation needed]}

Attestation

Its writing is attested in Ŋearthling conversation logs, but only the writing is attested. Because this writing system appears to be logographic, Nguhcordian is still considered to be a reconstructed language.

A large number of glyphs feature the same figure, and many are also modifications of the same image. This is hypothesized to be Rabo.^{[citation needed]}

Known glyphs

Glyph	Name	Definition	Glyph	Name	Definition
	Gold Nguh	good, funny, godly, cursed		Hotspot	cursed, logick
	Coldspot	terrible, bad, shitty, politics		Kek	fnuuy, lol, lmao, rofl
	True Anguish	disappointment		Worst Anguish	disappointment, pure mental pain
	E Jar	transfeminine		Trangspot	transgender
	Pridespot	gay		Lesbianspot	lesbian
	Ngold Nguh	the opposite of		Menacing	evil, trolling
	TCPain	frustration, disconnection, discord		True Joy	happiness, excitement
	Aight	agreement, good		Not Aight	disagreement, not good
	Censored	lewd, not safe for work		Hell Naw	fear

Phonology

This phonology is pure fact^{[citation needed]}, reconstructed through painstaking effort^{[citation needed]} by Proto-Protogen scholar^{[citation needed]} Youmu Hanahaki^{[citation needed]}.

Place →	Labial					Coronal										Dorsal					Laryngeal
Manner ↓	Bi­labial		Labio­dental		Linguo­labial		Dental		Alveolar		Post­alveolar		Retro­flex		Palatal		Velar		Uvular		Pharyn­geal/epi­glottal		Glottal
Nasal	m̥	m	ɱ̊	ɱ		n̼			n̥	n			ɳ̊	ɳ	ɲ̊	ɲ	ŋ̊	ŋ	ɴ̥	ɴ
Plosive	p	b	p̪	b̪	t̼	d̼			t	d			ʈ	ɖ	c	ɟ	k	ɡ	q	ɢ	ʡ		ʔ
Sibilant affricate									ts	dz	t̠ʃ	d̠ʒ	tʂ	dʐ	tɕ	dʑ
Non-sibilant affricate	pɸ	bβ	p̪f	b̪v			t̪θ	d̪ð	tɹ̝̊	dɹ̝	t̠ɹ̠̊˔	d̠ɹ̠˔			cç	ɟʝ	kx	ɡɣ	qχ	ɢʁ	ʡʜ	ʡʢ	ʔh
Sibilant fricative									s	z	ʃ	ʒ	ʂ	ʐ	ɕ	ʑ
Non-sibilant fricative	ɸ	β	f	v	θ̼	ð̼	θ	ð	θ̠	ð̠	ɹ̠̊˔	ɹ̠˔	ɻ̊˔	ɻ˔	ç	ʝ	x	ɣ	χ	ʁ	ħ	ʕ	h	ɦ
Approximant				ʋ						ɹ				ɻ		j		ɰ		ʁ̞				ʔ̞
Tap/flap		ⱱ̟		ⱱ		ɾ̼			ɾ̥	ɾ			ɽ̊	ɽ						ɢ̆		ʡ̆
Trill	ʙ̥	ʙ							r̥	r			ɽ̊r̥	ɽr					ʀ̥	ʀ	ʜ	ʢ
Lateral affricate									tɬ	dɮ			tꞎ	d𝼅	c𝼆	ɟʎ̝	k𝼄	ɡʟ̝
Lateral fricative									ɬ	ɮ			ꞎ	𝼅	𝼆	ʎ̝	𝼄	ʟ̝
Lateral approximant								l̪		l		l̠		ɭ		ʎ		ʟ		ʟ̠
Lateral tap/flap									ɺ̥	ɺ			𝼈̥	𝼈		ʎ̆		ʟ̆