Ŋorld Theft of 2024

This is a joke article, not reflective of tangible events in the Nguhcraft server (and not canon).

The totally legit error message after the deletion of the server.

The Ŋorld Theft of 2024 is an incident that occured on 27 October 2024 at 23:45 UTC where Suqi stole the entire ŋorld, resulting in various parts of it progressively disappearing until the server itself no longer existed.

It began when Suqi asked Šœ́hag and Marcy to stop playing on Nguhcraft so it could be stolen in secrecy, which they obliged. One minute later, Suqi permitted them to return to the server. Upon their return, Šœ́hag and Marcy noticed various things missing such as Enkavak's slabs and the entirety of the Kingdom of Kyaw Cen. Šœ́hag believed to still have some of their slabs remaining as a stash adjacent to an enchantment table had been untouched, however it turned out that Suqi forged those slabs and reported Šœ́hag to Super Ætérnal, blaming them for the forgery.

Other things stolen amounted to

• Šœ́hag's
  • Minecraft account
  • house's deed
  • bank account details
  • social security number

• the ocean
• the Slab Exchange
• the sun
• gravity

ẞlanty stole Marcy's blood at one point. Suqi attempted to steal Šœ́hag's soul but was thwarted due to its nonexistence. Eventually, the server itself collapsed and joining it would cause one to fall into the void, followed by them getting kicked with the message "Sorry, but this server does not exist anymore." Chronos gave Suqi a second citizenship to the Evil Scamming Country for stealing the ŋorld. Breel, a diamond thief that once stole Enkavak's diamonds, came back from the dead and re-stole those diamonds from Enkavak.^{[citation needed]}

In the end, an Ætérnalist Marcian prayer from Marcy and a prayer to capitalism from Šœ́hag managed to revive the server 15 minutes later, despite Chronos' and Suqi's efforts to prevent this. Not all was saved, however, as the Kingdom of Kyaw Cen was reset to its state in November of 2023.

Then Ætérnal came and banned EVERYONE.