Messages from the Floreal Shining One's Grand Amujan Empire
The following are messages transmitted by Lux Moniridia of T.GAE1+3𝑖 to the government of her prime timeline equivalent's Duchy of Bootland
Message 2704-1106
Preamble
[ENGLISH TRANSLATION FROM XADWG PROVIDED BY THE FLOREAL SHINING ONE'S GRAND AMUJAN EMPIRE'S MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS AND THE FLOREAL SHINING ONE'S GRAND AMUJAN EMPIRE'S MINISTRY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY]
Greetings to ye, Timeline BL01. I am Empress Lux Moniridia of the Floreal Shining One's Grand Amujan Empire. For over a month[1], the Floreal Shining One's Grand Amujan Empire's Ministry of Science and Technology has been looking into so-called "alternate timelines", which include Timeline TCB02, Timeline MLNM01, and Timeline WW02, what you call T.BT2+𝑖, T.TC1+𝑖, and T.WW2+𝑖. Our greatest scientists, however, have marked your timeline specifically as a necessary one to colonise.
Proposal
So I come to ye with a message: 2 weeks and 2 days[2] from today, on the 1st day of the 5th week of the 11th month of the 3rd year of the Amujan Era[3], what you call 11 May 2025, the Floreal Shining One's Grand Amujan Empire will send the troops of the Floreal Guard into your timeline, and the Intertempolineal Invasion, or ITLI for short, will begin. Your timeline's United Ŋations must hand over all land run by inactive leaders to the Floreal Shining One's Grand Amujan Empire, or your timeline will face total annexation.
Responses
These are the responses from various prime timeline ŋorld leaders:
- Lux Moniridia: "First off, how the fuck did that happen? And secondly, I don't want to lose my land if the UŊ declines Empress Me's proposal..."
- Anuan Nárel Stera (Imerchal): “Fuck off, you have nothing to do in this timeline, go do your tarrabast elsewhither”
Message 2704-1354
Preamble
[ENGLISH TRANSLATION FROM XADWG PROVIDED BY THE FLOREAL SHINING ONE'S GRAND AMUJAN EMPIRE'S MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS AND THE FLOREAL SHINING ONE'S GRAND AMUJAN EMPIRE'S MINISTRY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY]
Looking at the responses being transmitted back to my timeline, what yours calls T.GAE1+3𝑖, it seems worrying to see such negative feedback to my proposal. I'll tell ya hwat, here's a more, how should I say it... approachable proposal.
New Proposal
On m.b.mb.h/, The Floreal Guard will annex the portion of land shown here[4] if it is allowed to. If not, then the Floreal Shining One's Grand Amujan Empire will just leave your timeline alone. How's that for approachable?
Responses
These are the responses from various prime timeline ŋorld leaders:
- Lux Moniridia: "I don't really trust you on that, but sure..."
